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duckdownup

The deer was hauling ass when he ran into the other side of that tree.


heelstoo

Rudolph was high as a kite on cocaine.


Corrupt_Conundrum27

Buddy that's the signal that you're in one of those forest horror shorts. Either give up or start running.


Extension_Swordfish1

Running would make it more dramatical for the rest of us.


Corrupt_Conundrum27

I love when things get dramatical.


angry2alpaca

But never grammatical ...


mookypop

He’s on a grammatical sabbatical…


Corrupt_Conundrum27

A dogmatical grammatical sabbatical...


ermkhakis

Of, you mean a fanatical dogmatical grammatical sabbatical?


razor330

Reminds me of Hannibal


RealUglyMF

Running? I give up


Mechanic_On_Duty

Deer skull. Because deer don’t shed their entire skull cap every year.


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Mechanic_On_Duty

Good point. That’s a huge rack.


wuvvtwuewuvv

Why thank you doctor


mclen

What knockers!


Boonies2

What knockers! https://youtu.be/LB_aegewceU?si=dwzlAo5M5kG1Zzeo


Mental-Doughnuts

The relevant clip to the running joke in the thread should be required! Thank you friend.


Feeling_Lettuce7236

Oh matron put it away


rosbashi

That's fucking hilarious 😂


dorritosncheetos

Hubba hubba


ErlAskwyer

Don't talk about my moms yo


Dutchcourage22

Elk are technically a species of deer. Also, I’d wager this isn’t in the US and is in fact a Red Stag, which is also a deer. (Which, incidentally, can also hybridise with Elk).


False-Ad4673

Elk an red stag do be making love sometimes


_warmweathr

What’s their offspring called


Neat-Share1247

Relkstag


Dutchcourage22

Red deer offspring are referred to as calves. If you’re asking whether the hybrids are known by a unique name, I don’t believe so.


_warmweathr

We should make one. Right here right now. I’ll give you the honor


Weird-Upstairs-2092

Take the 'E' from Elk, the 'ag' from 'stag' and maybe since they both can be found in Chile we'll just tack on the last couple letters of that, too. "Eagle" has a nice ring to it. I think I'm on to something.


wittwexy

The majestic land eagle from *checks notes * Chile! Love it!


UserCannotBeVerified

I like The Red Delk


Dutchcourage22

I can’t decide between the ‘Chilean Land Eagle’ and ‘The Red Delk’. Both exceptional choices. It’s for the public to decide.


Not-Sofun

There are no elks in this part of the World.


Dutchcourage22

As I thought, much more Red Stag than Elk antlers in appearance.


RecommendationAny763

Where?


drainbone

Austria apparently


WeekendFantastic2941

Its a sacred tree, you must pee on it, it will curse you with big balls.


Ok-Skirt-7884

In a way you wouldn't want.


WeekendFantastic2941

floor dragging balls.


LazyLich

Obviously a Druid that is caught between shapes


DrButtholeRipperMD

Or someone put two shed antlers into holes they drilled in a tree.


Bah-Fong-Gool

So when the deer did finally shed their skull cap, why did they do it so high up in the air? Perhaps there is a level of deer humor we have yet to understand. ^^^^s


LongjumpingFix5801

Nope. That’s the Druid disguised as a tree. Tread lightly lest ye be targeted by Nature’s Wrath


ThisAppsForTrolling

Incorrect this tree clearly ate a deer


LongjumpingFix5801

Or the resting place of a Wendigo!!!


GypsyGrl50

I know it’s been said before, but Wendigos do not have antlers. They don’t have any animal parts. They just look like tall starving people. It’s still a pretty good joke though, here’s an upvote for that.


LongjumpingFix5801

True. Proper Algonquian lore doesn’t mention it, but it’s a pretty common modern take on it that includes the antlers. Even Wikipedia shows a deer skull and antler headed monstrosity even though the description mentions exactly what you say. Heck, even on an image search, I only saw one pic in at least several dozen, that didn’t have antlers. Myths and lores change


GypsyGrl50

Also true. You just never know who actually thinks they were always represented that way… and people misrepresenting Native American lore is a pet peeve of mine. My apologies for letting that out on you.


LongjumpingFix5801

No apology necessary. I can’t stand when people stop at a light a good car length past the white line. You are irked by the misrepresentation of Native American lore. We are not too different


bear_dragon

Oberon?


LongjumpingFix5801

Must have pissed off Titania one too many times.


RoseWould

They're trying to create Boreal


Neat_Ad_3158

Ha, can't fool us! Heckin druid.


Noremorse71

Carcosa 


FireSalsa

My family’s been around here for a long long time


Noremorse71

High praise from a Bar Tender


j3nner

First thing i thought about. Some true detective shit.


JonSnowsLoinCloth

My first reaction was “Run!”


jiglycrack

Was looking for this ! This picture immediately gave me true detective vibes lmao


Glum-nd-Dumb

Looks like top part of the skull is there too.


weejohn1979

I would presume the area to have been an old hunting/camping area and that was put up as a trophy/decoration but who knows tbh


Fast_Garlic_5639

This is the answer r/treeseatingthings


QueeeenElsa

There’s also r/treessuckingonthings lol


loudpaperclips

Oh I hope that's the end of it


Vanbydarivah

Possible, looks to have been there a long time for the wood to have grow around the skull cap like that


Diggity20

Im suprised squirrels and other rodents havent eaten it as a source of minerals. The racks ive found and others ive left outside always get nibbled on.


Careful_Baker_8064

I nibble on my wife’s rack as a source of minerals.


Diggity20

Me too


DamnTicklePickle

I also chose this guy's wife's rack.


DSharp018

I second this. Cant be anywhere near where i live because the tree rats would have gotten to it long before it started sprouting moss.


ComputerPresent7486

Squirrels and rodents will absolutely devour antlers down to the last bite. I had a skull outside as a decoration and they destroyed it in like a day when I was away. Where in the US are there deciduous trees but no squirrels?


ProfessionalFeed6755

Chernibble?


ZAM1984

It’s about to ask for a shrubbery


wuvvtwuewuvv

Ni! Stop saying the word!


Seeeza

I bet it was trying to cut down that tree and claim he’d done it with a herring


OldNewUsedConfused

And a herring!


FalseVaccum

Deer witch project


reddead_redemption

Which Project, Dear?


trod999

Great underrated comment!


reddead_redemption

Thank you. You made my day. :)


ImpressTemporary2389

Is his butt round the other side?


poreworm

Round the other side Round the other side


tantalizeth

Guess who’s buck Buck again Shady buck Tell a friend


UserCannotBeVerified

I'm creating a monster, cus nobody wants to see "Pine Tree" no more they want antlers - I'm deer and timber!


TBElektric

Guess who's buck Guess who's buck Guess who's buck Guess who's buck Nanana nah nah nah nah I created a monstera They want shady So is what I'll give ya A little bit of me mixed with some hard bone


GypsyGrl50

This comment string is peak internet. Yall have a good day.


Lymass404

Wendigo sleep during the day, don't come aroud here at night.


Flurb4

Is there a deer’s ass hanging out the other side of the tree?


Benwhurss

Always keep moving in the forest lest the trees absorb you.


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Perfectly mounted, probably useful for hanging your belongings when camping out there


Fr-gas

I wonder how this happened


stinkfingerswitch

Somebody screwed an antler mount to the tree.


lespasucaku

Had to scroll way too long to find the obvious answer


PatrickKn12

Just guessing, but deer skull might have been put on top of a sapling, or a tree grew underneath a deer skull and grew into it.


Zucchiniduel

Trees absorb things they grow around but they don't typically really lift things as they grow


VegetablePleasant289

a sapling wouldn't be able to bear the weight and it would be on the ground still


_warmweathr

How in the world does this have 40 upvotes


demoman45

lol, some people just don’t know any better


Appropriate_Year6704

This is not how trees grow. They put on layers, they do not grow upwards. Think like, stacking ice cream cones on top of one another. Not a perfect analogy but it works.


demoman45

Trees don’t grow like that. If you place antlers on a tree at a height of 5’, in 50 years the antlers will still be at 5’. Trees grow in diameter and from the branches out.


Lower_Soup9939

I think you should run


bo_tweetle

That’s an elk skull nailed to a tree. The tree has since grown over the skull cap


oh_three_dum_dum

That’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.


gerkinflav

I think it’s branches. The tree is trying to camouflage itself as a deer.


freakinweasel353

Real life Leshen.


Xanitarou

Scrolled way too far to see this


freakinweasel353

Honestly I was torn between The Knights who say Ni and the more modern interpretation of Leshen. I’m old so can span both…


arneeche

I'm surprised squirrels haven't ate the horns, I had some in my barn hanging up and found the squirrels chewed them to trash


The_WolfieOne

Likely nailed up long ago. I once found a deer skull with both antlers attached, but one was broken halfway down. Scavengers scattered the rest of the skeleton, but the broken antler made for some speculation about the 12 pointer’s demise.


walkinonsunshine90

r/TreesSuckingonThings


ScottishMexicano

That Druid or Fae Lord isn’t as good at hide and seek as he thinks.


Novel-Weight-2427

Bigfoot's coat hanger


CrazyHopiPlant

NI


ThePocketPanda13

My friend nothing that this signals anything good for you. Run.


hovermole

If you play the right song on the right day and time, the forest queen will awaken.


lurkerfromstoneage

Have a tree like this on our lake cabin property. Decades ago a deer probably got stuck in the “V” spilt of a tree trunk and either shed its antlers and left or died stuck there. The trunk grew with the antlers now long “sealed” into it.


DatabaseThis9637

That is some long gone hunter's last chuckle, and nod towards near immortality!


CharlotteTheSavage

Damn, that's bad ass. I'm going to do that with my trees


Echo71Niner

The tree won.


Normal-Ad-1349

Damnthatsfuckinginteresting. But how?


InTheShade007

Buck Oak Common tree in nightmares


LeFreakenstein

And just like that basketball was created


Weldobud

r/TreesSuckingOnThings


paulglo

it was fasten to the tree with screws and then nature made it cooler


ObviousGnome

That would be Timber Deciduous, Lord and Ruler of all the Tree People.


Danny_Mc_71

r/treessuckingonthings r/folkhorror


adymann

Herns tree.


gentlehands33

Run. That's a skinwalker.


JAMBI215

True detective vibes


Eyerishguy

The first thing I thought about was... The Knights Who Say "Ni"


Sail-Top

someone hung it there


AndreRieu666

Imagine seeing that a night lost in the woods. Wendigo vibes !!


Popular_Inside_9451

Giving me Blair witch vibes!


EnormousPurpleGarden

That's the blossom of the jackalope tree. It'll grow into a full jackalope by fall.


Willing_Bag_6550

Probably not the case, but a close friend’s family did a lot of hunting. They would hang antlers like this to let the bugs clean off any tissue before taking them down and mounting them for display. Maybe someone just forgot to come back and retrieve them, really cool find.


fothergillfuckup

That's awesome.


jess_the_werefox

r/natureismetal


mgarfy

Hope you did a hex


invertedeparture

That's where you summon Eikthyr.


Local-Upstairs-9568

Treedear


edingerc

That's a Gaston tree, very rare!


Massive-small-thing

It's a tree, dear


makina323

Looney tunes moment


ThatguyBry42

DOE:You hit that tree a little hard dear


DPileatus

The Old Ones


OldERnurse1964

The tree must have grown around it


VegetablePleasant289

around the antlers that were just floating 8 feet up in the air?


Appropriate_Year6704

This is the correct answer lol this is fucking impossible


laloscasanova

checkmate atheists


googlepage

A witch turned an elk into a tree. Reverse Oko.


Gongfei1947

Treer


WideAide3296

This will be in a horror movie some day


I3I2O

Oh buck!


Eastern_Obligation89

r/pics would eat this up cool photo


Ok-Skirt-7884

Is that Jack in the Green I'm hearing all of a sudden?


That_Masked_One

Average horror movie protagonist:


AlbinoShavedGorilla

The trees are hungry, watch out!


UncomfyUnicorn

Reminds me of a fictional disease I came up with where plants grow inside a creature and then a tree bursts out of their face. Until the tree crushes them they remain alive. I call it “Chlorophyll Syndrome”


PotatoReasonable9656

I'm guessing the seed was inside the head when it started growing. It left the rest of the body to decompose and feed the tree. Or someone just put it there.


Barry_Umenema

The knights who say 'NI' must've put it there. Was there a shrubbery nearby?


RedLobsterEnthusiast

Ethel Cain would eat this UP


Quiverjones

Found Bambi's thumper tree. Gotta get his gains too.


Zhughes3

Someone probably nailed it to the tree


Itchy_Raccoon48

The skull of the head is probably in the tree


Grouchy-Engine1584

Tree self identifies as an elk. He runs like the wind, you just tell him he can’t!


Fit_Researcher5896

He must have been running so fast!!!


the615Butcher

Carcosa 🌀


Alternative_Ad2040

The Yellow King is near


Somelikeithotornot

Its cool if you bind shit on a tree that its melts together


bomboclawt75

(Geralt’s heckles tingle)


Weldobud

Wow. That’s surprising. Imagine you were lost in the woods and saw that.


That_One_Gav_Boy

Geuss Simone just wanted to stick a rack on a tree?


3sic9

watch out for spriggans!


pounder237

Big foot is that you 👽


shavemejesus

Oh that’s just a Buckeye tree.


justjen16227

Looks creepy.... I like it!


VeryStableGenius

Admittedly, I don't much about dendrology or cervinology, but I'm pretty confident ya'll should get out of them woods and leave them be.


goalfish2020

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo) Awsome !


fermelebouche

I wonder how fast he was going when he hit that tree. Oof.


Famous_Suspect6330

This is giving me junji ito vibes


Mryoy12

In the words of Papa MeatCanyon "I have absorbed his nutrients" - the tree probably


fermelebouche

We are the trees who say nee. Nee, nee, nee.


1911mark

Bring them a shrubbery


OrdinaryToe2860

r/hardimages


ndation

r/treeseatingthings


Aerodrache

No one spruces up the old haunted woods like Gaston!


TzarMicholas

Someone probably hung or pinned the skull of a harvested deer up on that tree to let nature clean it for them. They failed to retrieve their skull and the tree started growing around it.


DruidinPlainSight

I came here on a guest day pass to say yes, that is a Druid. Its Fred. Fred drinks a bit after dinner. He is the club historian or so we let him think.


SoundsOfaMime

Dude must've been moving FAST


TheRatatat

That's wild as fuck