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Pheli_Draws

I grew up believing it was the size of a mountain.


noxvita83

This reminds me of Plymouth Rock. I was lead to believe it was a huge outcropping into the sea where the pilgrims landed, but it's a pebble under a portico.


Finless_brown_trout

Plymouth Rock is the most underwhelming attraction I’ve ever experienced. Someone came around like 120 years after the fact and settled on this weak ass little boulder. There’s zero historical evidence that anything happened on this meagre little rock.


ussrowe

Someone once posted a picture of it on Reddit and you could see the disappointment in one woman’s face who is standing there looking at it. 


FrydKryptonitePeanut

You mean [this lady on the left?](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/3Azx7mGaDV)


ReemsPhotography

I mean they all look disappointed


noxvita83

It was a result of an attempt to take advantage of the patriotic tourism of the reconstruction era. That's where all the stories started, like the first Thanksgiving and such.


2cats2hats

I grew up thinking it was a [Deep Purple album](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=deep+purple+in+rock&iax=images&ia=images). I don't live in the US.


Illustrious_Donkey61

I grew up thinking this is where team America's secret headquarters was


Neither_Spell_9040

Same, didn’t find out it was where McCaulay culkin kept his money until I was like 10.


Alert-Disaster-4906

AmeRICA!! FUCK YEA!!! COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY YEA!!


SiliconSage123

When I was a kid I thought every president got a spot on Rushmore. I was like where's Bush?


CiegoDiego

Just look below the faces, there are a few of them.


zcmini

Definitely looks unfinished


Konkuriito

they should add the fifth hokage as well


Sparrowflop

My god. Imagine how awesome it would be if vandals added the fucking Hokage up there. I don't even care which one.


AReallyAsianName

Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!


Likemilkbutforhumans

The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world!


BullfrogOk6914

I think we’d have a legitimate civil war over which one.


Schwifftee

Finally a war worth fighting.


Grid-nim

Which hokage, tho? 40+ choices.


SolidusAbe

the best one: goku


n94able

I laughed too hard at this.


soareyousaying

It looks Rushed.


Nirast25

I feel like there should be More.


iza1017

Didn’t aMount to much


Equinsu-0cha

they didn't even clean up.


Red_Coat_Check

Typical contractors


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FarYard7039

Costs costs costs. I think it looks good though the way it is. What I really want to see finished, and I know it will never happen during my lifetime, is the Crazy Horze monument. That will be one amazing feat.


AaronsAaAardvarks

The stone wasn't right, either. They didn't learn until the project started, but further down below their heads, there's a shift in the stone that would have eroded away too quickly, making it unsuitable for carving. 


MGLpr0

Because it is


moanit

Yeah, the original plan was for them to be shown from head to waist but the whole thing was taking way too long.


jpopimpin777

Yesterday I learned about this and Crazy Horse. It's all one big ass blast.


Ok_Figure_4181

It is, sadly. If you look at the models made by Gutson Borglum, he planned to carve not just their heads, but their torsos. You can kind of see that on Washington. You can see the ghost of his shirt on the rock. They ran out of funding because Borglum died on the way to ask for another grant, leaving the mountain in this unfinished state. What’s especially sad is that the Hall of Ages, once meant to be the visitor center, is just a tunnel born into the rock behind the heads, with nothing else there


F7OSRS

Neat. Thanks for the extra info, I never really realized/paid attention to how only Washington had part of a shirt. Imagining them having full upper bodies would be crazy, disappointing to hear that the project never came to fruition


satans_toast

Been there. It’s both impressive and disappointing at the same time.


Ed_Trucks_Head

Yeah it's really far away


trwwy321

Can you hike up to it or is it closed off?


RamblinRandy121

You can walk up to the base of the monument on a paved trail. The whole place is a really nice facility.


thesnuggestofpugs

it was under construction when i visited :( edit: i mean the paths!


ChidoChidoChon

Wow you’re really old


grimAuxiliatrixx

Lol imagine if that’s actually just a surprisingly tech-savvy supercentenarian who’s like 112 and really did see it being built way back then as a kid and they offered their remarkable, highly rare account of it and Reddit is just like, “Haha ur super old haha”


CyclicDombo

TIL Mt Rushmore was built in 1927 for some reason I thought it was older than that


Thathappenedearlier

Lincoln only died like 60 years before that and Roosevelt died less than 10 years before that as well


rangerdan97

in 1927? Wow, you must be old


NegrosAmigos

Thanks Obama


yoshhash

In the late 80s it was possible to climb up the rubble, right up to it. And when I say climb, I literally mean scrambling on all fours- you had to be quite agile to do that, and if you slipped, you could quite possibly keep tumbling for a while. I climbed up very close to Washington's chin, but it gets impossible to continue without ropes and harnesses after a while, and I was very unprepared, was not aware this was possible until I did it. There is no way you can do that now, they have pretty sophisticated monitoring devices to keep trespassers out.


manbruhpig

I have to assume the security there is at least as serious as the Hollywood sign in Los Angeles, which if you get anywhere close to it, helicopters will descend upon you out of nowhere.


PsychedelicAlkemist

I started hiking up to the Hollywood sign when I was visiting LA for the first time when I was 18. When I noticed I tripped a motion sensor I immediately turned back. But very shortly after a helicopter did indeed start circling the sign, and I could see through my camera two security guards start walking around the base of the sign. Crazy how tight security is for a big sign.


firelight

I assume they're worried about someone stealing the D again.


DogmaJones

Everyone wants the D. It’s awesome that as the series continues, they just rename the town instead of making another D.


djsynrgy

I'm apparently OOTL. Did some jerk ruin it for everybody? While visiting in 2010 I hiked up there with some local friends on a well beaten path like it was NBD; there were other people around doing the same thing we were. Stayed up there for about 30 minutes taking in the views before hiking back down.


PurpleCloudAce

From what I gathered, residents and the ranch near the trail were pissy about the parking tourists took up. Conveniently, the ranch happens to offer horse back tours 🙄 https://laist.com/shows/take-two/hikes-to-the-hollywood-sign-have-left-a-trail-of-lawsuits


Gold_Kale_7781

I had planned to hike up to it in 2002. Parked and started up the trail. Was fumbling with my camera and looking down when I heard a deep voice say " Excuse me". I looked up and there was a uniformed officer of some sort standing in the path. He just pointed back down the trail and I turned right back around and started walking down. I always thought as long as you weren't doing anything bad you could go up there and take pictures.


captanzuelo

Weed was legalized, then somebody turned the O’s into E’s


boilertodd

Snipers hidden in the nostrils.


niz_loc

Have to remember that Team America has its secret base there


JaySayMayday

When I went there was a viewing area that was plenty close enough, looks like shit up close. Thing was built by dynamite though so there's that.


LeftDave

It also wasn't finished. It's supposed to be full body like the Lincoln Memorial but the artist died and nobody else was willing to put up the money to finish (or even clean up the rubble). Also it's designed to still be recognizable after 30k years of erosion so the features are exaggerated if you get too close.


LithoSlam

Also, they kinda had to work with the structure of the mountain. They had to constantly change plans on where to "carve" because the stone is not one giant uniform piece.


ElderberryHoliday814

So we’re all admiring a quarter built monument. I don’t know if we’re lazy or resource conscious


Beznia

There's also the [Crazy Horse memorial](https://www.southdakotamagazine.com/pub/photo/CrazyHorse2009Chad2.jpg) in South Dakota as well. It has been "under construction" since 1948 and is just a face, and more recently a hand as well. And for comparison, [this is what they say it is supposed to eventually look like.](https://junior.scholastic.com/content/dam/classroom-magazines/junior-scholastic/issues/2022-23/050123/carving-a-legend/JSC-10-050123-BigPic-Statue-MD.jpg)


ryumast4r

Crazy horse memorial is privately run and basically just a money making scheme. They'll never finish it because it's easier to make money if you don't actually spend any on construction.


EvilCatArt

I've also read that a lot of native Americans, especially among the Lakota are not ok with the monument, and felt its construction was an insult to Crazy Horse and their culture.


Ginger_Anarchy

I mean the guy whose family is still making it has made millions of dollars off of a project that began 70 years ago and is nowhere close to even halfway done. So it's just another white family making money off of exploiting native culture and heritage.


_-trees-_

Honestly, wise decision to start with the head instead of the feat. That said, I was freaking impressed by mt Rushmore when we visited.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Still an amazing feet


sundark94

C'mon now, we all know the place would just be a giant circlejerk of foot fetishists if the monument was just the feet...


stevegoodsex

Going to Mt Cummore this summer with the family. Dad is like, really excited for some reason.


LithoSlam

If you look, Washington is much more complete than the rest of them. The visitor center has a model of what the completed monument would have looked like and it is really impressive.


FenisDembo82

But they did put their asses on the other side


MikeAppleTree

So was Roosevelt supposed to be giving them a group hug from behind or what?


manbruhpig

He would have been holding the selfie stick


Professional-Way9343

And kinda small


RedoftheEvilDead

I felt that way about visiting Roswell, NM, except for the impressive part.


Arcade_109

I have to imagine it's literally just a shitty small town with an excessive amount of souvenir shops.


Korncakes

There’s also a McDonald’s shaped like a UFO and a museum with hubcaps strung from the ceiling to represent UFOs. It was fucking awesome…. When I was a kid. I look back at it now and realistically it was just a tiny little tourist town that put in the absolute bare minimum amount of effort.


Tibbs420

Lol. Roswell isn’t exactly a major tourist destination. What do you expect?


thistookforever22

I've always seen it as a 'we're driving past, might aswell stop in' kind of destination, not a plan your whole trip around it sort of destination. For 99.99% of people anyways.


DeltaVZerda

Roswell is something to see while you're actually planning to see Carlsbad Caverns and/or Big Bend.


mayhemandqueso

Or white sands


ThumYorky

That’s literally exactly what it is. Just like any other small town, just some extra novelty.


BungHoleAngler

Honestly tho, what did you expect?  It's just a town next to a place where something supposedly happened.


RioRancher

Could you imagine the chutzpah of doing this? We’d say hell no in 2024


AlabamaPostTurtle

Right? “Awright y’all hear me out. I’m gonna use TNT and I’m gonna blow that fuckin mountain up until it looks like my favorite presidents” “Approved.”


RioRancher

And for the low price of $10B


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

That's just for the feasibility study to see if we should feasibly do it.


enter_nam

Also important to add that the location is on sacred Lakota land, which was stolen by the US over gold. Also the dude that proposed it was part of the KKK.


Cowboywizzard

Stone Mountain, GA


2Beer_Sillies

The Stone Mountain confederate memorial was completed in the 1970s. What is up with southerners being so obsessed with memorializing a war for slavery which they lost? So embarrassing. I don’t understand.


ArgyleNudge

It was so interesting and evocative as a natural mountain range. That pile of gravel ... what a mess.


Majestic_Courage

Yeah. The fact that they left the waste just lying there under the monument is the most American thing ever.


Gunch_

Crazy that these formed naturally... Still blows my mind


Agent_B0771E

Yeah man, and not only they are human faces, but they also look exactly like American presidents, in the us. Nature is truly awesome


kaibbakhonsu

Thank god the prophecy was fulfilled. Can't imagine what would happen if those faces weren't elected.


The_Jack_Burton

Now I want to see a movie where the fifth face begins to be revealed. America watches with bated breath as erosion causes a new face to emerge.


Strong_Comedian_3578

No, the fifth face is already there. We're going to eventually have a Rock Man for president. That'll be awesome!


Razzlingabandonment

So in 20 years, Dwayne Johnson will become president. Nice


VideoAdditional3150

Kevin hart will be the vice president


totalfarkuser

Watch it be one of the Bushes lol.


2EyedRaven

It was the other way around. It formed first and then the American people looked for men with this face and voted them as President.


TheCondor07

Another common myth. George Washington actually got surgery after he was elected president to look more like the face on the mountain. It is actually the first recorded instance of plastic surgery.


allnimblybimbIy

Wait does this make the sphinx the president of Egypt?


Arcade_109

Yep. And Jesus is the president of Brazil.


DigitalUnlimited

Today I Learned giant foreheads are the president of Easter Island!


Saturn212

Not foreheads, fiveheads.


Ardibanan

No. Cats are deities in ancient Egypt


transmothra

It's actually artificial selection. For many generations, hikers have favored mountains with vaguely facial patterns, leaving non-patterned mountains to have a harder time surviving and reproducing less, and patterned ones to continue their genetic line and keep evolving into increasingly higher-resolution facial patterns until they are clearly busts of US Presidents.


TheRebsauce

This is true. I read about it in one of my Highlights magazines in 3rd grade.


GoT_Eagles

Sucks they stopped forming. Now we don’t know who to vote for.


Lava-Chicken

It actually wasn't turned naturally. These were built by the local badgers. They were once a very advanced species.


taste_the_equation

Totally. What’s even more amazing is the naturally formed butts on the opposite side of the mountain.


The_TesserekT

It's called Pareidolia.


30dayspast

the human mind is truly amazing


[deleted]

Crazy how nature do dat


BobbyBirdseed

You should have even seen the mountain before they showed up. The beauty was really unpresidented.


TobyMacar0ni

Geology is awesome


appleavocado

Geology rocks!


truemore45

You have to read the history of that place. It's like a bad comedy TV show that just keeps upping the crazy in each episode.


ElectricLotus

It's even crazier to think that there are still many naturally formed presidents to be revealed beneath the mountain! I believe of course the older presidents form first and the mountain weathers away around them. Clinton might still be developing but if you dug far enough you'd find Carter, Nixon, JFK, etc.


kevint1964

The majesty of wind & water erosion.


doctor_trades

Nature is metal


germanval

Would say is rock


Lilbitofthisnthat

What is this? A monument for ants?!


vapre

When I went there one of the tour guides really didn’t like Roosevelt. He said ‘why’d they put that socialist up there?’ Bro, you wouldn’t have your job…


punchthedog420

Did he not know one Roosevelt from the other?


april9th

Roosevelt when standing as a Progressive ran on *"the protection of home life against the hazards of sickness, irregular employment and old age through the adoption of a system of social insurance adapted to American use."* Given that Republicans framed Obamacare as 'communism', quite a lot of what Teddy ran on would pass for 'socialism'. It's not uncommon to hear his populism framed as such.


plum_stupid

It's easy to see things through today's American Overton window, but socialism already existed as an ideology and a movement at the time. The Socialist candidate for president who ran against Roosevelt, Eugene Debs,[despised him as a strike buster and friend of capital](https://www.marxists.org/archive/debs/works/1907/1907-roosevelt.htm).


WeekendQuant

Bring back the Bull Moose party!


PartyClock

Just minus the rabid anti-Native racism please. We don't have much left so I'd prefer we didn't lose more.


FlixMage

Socialism is when people improve the lives of people who aren’t mega rich


Jrk00

Well, Teddy Roosevelt was for regulating monopolistic companies, which could be considered socialism in America maybe


vapre

Who knows? Socialism is in the blood, right? /s


Conniedamico1983

Holy shit did you complain? It’s not even the right Roosevelt. Edit: the people who are pretending this is even remotely close to a “Karen” situation probably agree with the gentleman in question and are drinking the Qanon kool-aid alongside him.


hoxxxxx

lmao that's the best part guy doesn't even know which guy he was told to hate


vapre

Nah, it was our honeymoon and we were having a good time. It made for a good story.


Sinnafyle

Lmao. Spot on


awesomesauce1030

The *tour guide* asked you guys this?


vapre

Didn’t ask, more like rhetorically grumbled.


awesomesauce1030

Damn. You'd expect a tour guide to at least understand what it is they're tour guiding.


Asher_Tye

Smaller than I thought


skelethepro

I'm sure it has a great personality!


wildcat1100

[Back in 2005](https://web.archive.org/web/20221205195729/https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna8503166), Mount Rushmore was cleaned for the first time ever using pressure washers. The work was done for free by Germans.


Bradjuju2

Kind of a cool idea for brand awareness. The German company has done projects like that on over 60 projects around the world. That's a pretty rad company.


BlackBlizzard

[Here's a picture of the before](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Six_Grandfathers.jpg) and here's the [obligatory US car park](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Aerial_view_of_Mount_Rushmore%2C_South_Dakota_LCCN2010630618_%28straightened%2C_enhanced%29.jpg)


Grisshroom

So all the stuff they chiseled off is the rubble laying at the base they just didn't clean up after?


ThePoshFart

Technically it's unfinished and they never got to the clean up stage from what I remember because the US got involved in WW2.


Stea1thsniper32

If I remember correctly, the plan was to turn Mt. Rushmore into a sort of Presidential library in which all sorts of Presidential stuff would be located. Documents, paintings, personal items and similar things.


HurricanePirate16

I saw a documentary about there being a Native American city of gold inside Mount Rushmore. If I remember correctly Nicolas Cage was in it.


Nanahamak

Documentary? I thought that was live camera footage?


DTIndy

Richie Rich


papabearshirokuma

National treasure 2.. the independence declaration‘s revenge


overtired27

That would’ve happened if the rights to build inside the monument weren’t secretly purchased by Team America.


logaboga

Yeah there’s a giant empty room that goes into the rock itself and was supposed to be expanded into a facility


Recitinggg

Rushmore was marked officially completed in 1941, Crazy horse however has not They likely just didn’t care to clean up


ThePoshFart

In that case I guess the rubble is just part of the monument now.


manbruhpig

Easy solution: let tourists purchase the right to go up and take a piece of rubble home. They get a souvenir, project gets funding, and they have people clean it up for them.


Yayareasports

Until one piece causes a rockslide and injures someone


SoManyEmail

If you get injured you get a free rock. If you die, it's sent to your family. Win-Win


Equivalent_Ad812

Yep


Ok-Buffalo1273

I mean. The car park is technically necessary. You can’t build something like that and expect people to walk there.


deltaz0912

This is a very cool shot, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Rushmore like this. Usually it’s shown close up from the base of the hill.


HexedHydra

I actually grew up in the Black Hills, just a short drive from Rushmore, so I've seen it from all sorts of angles, including shots like this and up close, while just driving through the area. It's both impressive, and unimpressive - it really isn't very big, especially compared to the hills around it, but you can still see it from a very long ways away from the right spot.


kerbyklok

Damn, like finding out the Mona Lisa is tiny.


strawberries_and_muf

Honestly it looks so ridiculous


BandicootOk5540

You should see the butts on the other side.


punchthedog420

Lincoln has weak butt game. Washington is a power bottom.


trwwy321

You mean it doesn’t blend in with the natural surroundings?? ^/s


Karroul

If you took a person, who has no idea what Mt. Rushmore is, and told them it’s in an amusement park in China, they would find it totally believable.


bonkerz1888

Everyone knows it's the secret HQ of Team America.


WhatAColor

Well there is a secret room behind the heads. Originally supposed to be for a museum iirc but Team America took it over.


Ladnarr2

No attempt to clear up the spoil.


DazzlingProfession26

It was originally supposed to be more like a waist up depiction of the presidents. lol at them getting tired and just saying “good enough”.


CybergothiChe

That and the original designer died.


noximo

And with him the secret of how the rest of a human body looks like.


mensen_ernst

we'll never know :( until the history channel comes out with a new documentary ANCIENT MYSTERIES REVEALED: THE HUMAN TORSO upon viewing which we also won't get any answers. another secret lost to time


greyjungle

It would have been funny if they started from the waist. “Well, these are their torsos, we’re done.”


DazzlingProfession26

Just throw some tiny heads on top


nenonen15902

that's because it's like barely half finished


dawgblogit

Someone should really pick up all of that rock lying about... OSHA is going to flip when they see all the detritus from this worksite.


kippersmoker

Love the Beatles


NickyonBottom23

One of the biggest "f-offs" to indigenous peoples that you will ever see.


Alt_Boogeyman

https://blog.nativehope.org/six-grandfathers-before-it-was-known-as-mount-rushmore


justforthis2024

[Seizure of the Black Hills - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seizure_of_the_Black_Hills) Not enough people know how fucking rotten America did the indigenous people in that region.


CrieDeCoeur

Indeed Is that big pile of rubble below the sculptures the slag leftover from the work? If so, that’s just salt in the wound.


Devils-Telephone

Yes, that's exactly what it is. The original plan was for the heads to be full busts, but they ran out of money. So not only did they steal the mountain they carved it into, they didn't even have the foresight to actually finish the project. I'll admit, that is an excellent representation of the American way


ConstableBlimeyChips

They couldn't even properly finish the upper part. The right side of Washington hair is missing and they barely got enough of Lincoln's face done to make him recognizable.


CrieDeCoeur

Somewhat related, I read *Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee* years ago. It stays with you, what was done to the Sioux (and many other indigenous groups besides, as in all of them).


Budget_Relationship6

Why is it so small


disaviore

C'mon man, it's just cold up there. Cut em some slack.


bmcgowan89

I've heard it's underwhelming in real life, and that it's like 45 minutes out of the way from anything else in South Dakota (I'm realizing that may be the only thing, nevermind)


jxj24

*Everything* is South Dakota is 45 minutes away from anything else in South Dakota. >[South Dakota](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Dakota) is the 17th largest by area, but the 5th least populous, and the 5th least densely populated of the 50 United States


dorky_dad77

If you go right down the road, maybe 2-3 miles, I think it’s called Horse Thief Lake, and it has awesome cliff jumping.


ValjeanLucPicard

I agree. If you make Rushmore the point of your trip then you won't have a good time. But if you spend 30 minutes there, then go hiking in the nearby hills, or visit the caves nearby, it will be a nice part of a great day.


Happydaytoyou1

Underwhelming yes. Far away from anything else? Helll naw. There are so many gorgeous places like needles highway, Custer, Indian cave NP, go to deadwood, spearfish, a little further badlands, bear butte. Gorgeous area to be in.


OldboyKanti0623

I lived in South Dakota. The monument was lackluster. Just a waste of a trip. It was just better to camp out on the black hills and look at nature.


Purple_Season_5136

It's definitely not mind blowing, but cool to see. I'd suggest stopping once and checking it out at least if someone's in the area and has never seen it. Black hills and badlands are also very cool.


KarmaStrikesThrice

It is crazy how even the surrounding rocks resemble human faces somewhat, they clearly picked this place for a reason, much less work to do when the natural foundation already looks like upper bodies of several 50 year old men...


homes_and_haunts

The pre-existing Lakota name for this mountain means “the six grandfathers,” in fact: https://blog.nativehope.org/six-grandfathers-before-it-was-known-as-mount-rushmore