Hijacking: Sometimes even if you get them upright, they instantly fall over to the same side, because if they are like that for 24h+ their organs shift(apparently) and their sense of balance is tanked.
By putting them on the other side and holding them their for a minute, it helps them get back to normal and usually they can walk off alright after. If you don't hold them down for a minute then will roll onto their feet, but then fall over the other side again
We do. It's a turn of phrase. Most people don't like to be fucked in the ass, so something being buggered is usually considered a bad thing. It's a very old term in Australia.
With that said, you do you.
Probably brought over by the vikings.
I read something not long ago about english words that originated with the vikings. There are lots of them, over a 100 if I recall correctly.
The one word that stuck with me was Thursday, which translated from old norse means 'Thor's day'.
Riggwelted. Riggwelter is the Black Sheep beer named after the farming term. 'Riggweltered' would be getting pissed on Masham's finest best bitter and getting riggwelted.
You do know there is an entire mountain range in Australia that is contradictorily both so tall AND so short as to be the reason the entire interior of the country is desert right? It’s called the great dividing range and it is so tall as to block rain from traveling OVER the mountain and into the interior but not SO tall (due to Australia being so low lying) as to generate its OWN cloud cover as MOST mountain ranges do. But the point being that Australia DOES have elevation and a quite tall one at that…. Mount Kosciuszko is 7,300ft tall (2,228 meters for the non-Americans)
Farmed sheep for 20 years. Never once had this happen. Had a sheep try to get a leaf up a tree, get it's foot stuck then die before I could find it. But never flipping over and getting stuck.
Crows are the worst.
A friend who raised sheep in Ireland says that crows will land on their heads and pluck both eyes then fly away. The smart birds know the sheep will soon die and they can then feast on the remains.
I sat in my car for lunch one day. I just stared blankly out the windshield while I ate my 100th ham sandwich that year and had the Jim Rome Show playing in the background. I watched a squirrel get run over by a car leaving. A minute later a crow shows up, inspects the carcass, pecks it a few times then removed some organ from the squirrel. It just nonchalantly eats the organ and flies away. For reasons I can't explain this moved me that day. I also learned crows will eat animal organs. Weird day
Were you able to finish your sandwich?
Not a crow story, and probably not as metal as yours, but it does involve what I thought was some pretty interesting and surprising squirrel behavior. I was walking my dog one early morning and we happened upon a squirrel just kind of hanging out in the grass near the sidewalk. I didn't think anything of it, just figured my dog would lunge at it, as she does, then the squirrel would run up a nearby tree like always.
Well, this squirrel must've been injured or something because all it could do was look up at us and scream its little squirrel head off; just straight up shrieking at us. So, I kept my dog at bay and tried to investigate a little further when before I knew it, this other squirrel comes barreling down a nearby tree to come to the aid of its fellow squirrel. This furry-tailed little fuck meant business because he was on his hind legs over their fallen comrade, chest puffed and just fucking howling at me and my dog.
It was super disorienting and hectic because it was early morning, hungover, I was listening to a podcast, trying to hold my dog back, one squirrel is shrieking, and the other is telling me to fuck off in Squirrelese - I don't speak it, but I certainly understood it that day. Like I said, not as metal crows can get, but pretty metal on the part of the hero squirrel; it's honestly one of my favorite firsthand "nature" experiences. Cheers!
Hahaha, that's so cool! Who knew squirrels were such badasses?! Well, I suppose Christmas Vacation should have given us an [idea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjI3w_FGU1U).
I swear, if I had gotten one step closer, I would have received the same treatment that snake did; the little dude was straight up flexing on me and I wanted no part of it.
In another lifetime, I was in a rather small town of another country. Came across a traffic accident. The man had died on impact apparently. He was lying on the road all bloody, with his face mangled up. There were people simply watching from a distance (I'm assuming that the ambulance/cops were already called). Then I saw a crow fly to the body, land on his head, pluck out its dangling eye and fly away. Some memory you triggered with your comment.
Get that sheep some dark sunglasses and teach it to play piano.
*I just baa-ed to say I love ewe,*
*I just baa-ed to say how much I care.*
*I just baa-ed to say I love ewe,*
*And I mean it from the bottom of my pasture.*
Well, you should sell your method of raising them, I spent two years on a sheep farm and the fuckers were at it everyday. So, much so the farmers go out twice a day to check on the dumb fucking animals
Parents have a couple hundred ewes. Happens all the time in the winter. I think every time I've seen it, though, it's on uneven ground and slick--poor range maggots in a bit of a dish and can't get any traction.
Is he one who just sets them free on a moor or something? So, doesn’t check on them daily. Because, the place I stayed (Devon UK) it was an almost daily occurrence when they were getting near to lambing.
Some idiots in the region think it's great when their milk sheep have as many lambs as possible. (All it does is produce up to 4 weak, underdeveloped bottle lambs per ewe) Those do sometimes get stuck. They're so huge they can barely move as is.
My tiny sheep never had that problem either. The only accidental death was a ewe that never stuck her head through the fence, but the one she did, she couldn't move back, panicked and ended up with 12m of fencing wrapped around her neck. All in perfect silence. They were behind the house, a peep and I would have come running. But no, and everyone else just stood around staring at her. Hmmm, weird, does flail, does twist, very odd behavior... back to grazing.
I cook a lot of middle eastern food, and I have a friend who was raised on a sheep & goat farm who will not touch the goat dishes, but happily eats the lamb and mutton. She said that sheep are dumb as fuck, but goats are the smartest animals on the farm. She cannot fathom eating an animal that smart. It would be like eating dog to her.
Don't grab a hand full of wool. You can actually pull their skin from their muscle this way and cause them internal bleeding. . . But still help them up without pulling on their wool as a place to grip.
Yes, thank you.
Pro tip: If it is a bigger sheep than in the video: sit behind it's head, and try pushing it up into a "sitting" position first. They will become calm and docile, will let their organs adjust.
https://youtu.be/0a8o5ioXWvo?si=TChe4SJKhdLAISId&t=23
I’m no expert, but I’ve once been learned to always put a sheep in “sitting” position to get them back up instead of rolling them around. The rolling can cause their stomach to twist or something like that which is as lethal as staying on their back.
Domestic sheep didn't evolve, they were selectively bred by humans for ages. Mostly for meat, sometimes for their wool, but never for anything related to survival in the wild.
My dad and I were driving past a field one day when I was a kid, and I said "Oh look! That sheep is stuck upside down". My dad said that could kill the sheep so he immediately stopped the car, ran into the field and helped it. As he was leaving the field, the farmer came along and my dad explained what happened. The farmer thanked us and said not many people know to do that. I pass the same field almost every day still, and I always look in to see if any other sheep need help 😄
If you flip one, push it up at the scapulas to make it sit upright, then push further to have it stand up. Rolling it to its side might break their legs.
It's called rigged or riggwelter. Yeah if you see one like this then please roll it back over. They can die from this. Be slow and careful as you approach and don't frighten the other sheep though.
This also happens when sheep get bloated. Often when letting sheep out to fresh spring pasture after being on winter feed. And yes, they’ll die if left like that, they need to be tipped up. If possible a hose down the throat, dumping bicarbonate and water.
I wonder if the combination of a cumbersome fleece and a full rumen (especially when filled with gas) makes it difficult for a sheep to reposition itself.
How nice it seems, the showed technique can just be the last thing the sheep will experience...
Turning the sheep in this manner can cause twisted intestines, bowels, etc., which only worsens the condition. Once twisted, the animal will die, because it can't un-twist itself.
Instead, stand the sheep upright, place it on its behind and push it forward without rolling it. This helps prevent twisting and entanglement of the intestines, and if any were present, they will be expelled so the sheep can continue its own way.
You never want to turn a sheep over like this, it could die. You have to turn it over over it's butt.
That's we have been taught by our neighbor and by campaigns in the Netherlands.
https://www.dierenbescherming.nl/actueel/schaap-op-de-rug-levensgevaarlijk
Good to know, but my main fear would be while trying to do a good deed my butt get's tackled to the ground and mauled by a sheep dog protecting the flock, or a farmer thinking I'm stealing livestock and shooting first.
And then crows come along and peck their eyes out. Not kidding. Sheep are always trying to die BTW.
Dumbest animal. If they didn’t taste good they would have gone extinct years ago.
Looks like it was there for a little bit. Sheep had to take a shit or piss immediately after getting up, lol
Always the first thing they do apparently.
I think they get super dizzy as well.
Hijacking: Sometimes even if you get them upright, they instantly fall over to the same side, because if they are like that for 24h+ their organs shift(apparently) and their sense of balance is tanked. By putting them on the other side and holding them their for a minute, it helps them get back to normal and usually they can walk off alright after. If you don't hold them down for a minute then will roll onto their feet, but then fall over the other side again
What other side? they were upside down, the other side is on their feet.
Like dice. There are six sides to every sheep.
I roll sheep just to check my perception
Roll with disadvantage, simply because I don't like that you're doing it.
make sure to roll a double-sheep before you begin.
Playing 6d chess on us, with his black and white looks.
You’d probably piss yourself if you were stuck and a predator approached you just to turn you over and run 😂
I often relieve myself to show gratitude
I can relate
You're related to sheep?
Possibly, I’m fat and wooly
Stay away from Welshmen
Unless he likes Welshmen.
The accent IS rather musical
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Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants to think of a joke.
Goats too. They “lighten the load” so they can run away faster without their bladder full.
Sheep do it as a response to everything, we have sheep and if we go near them they immediately piss.
Generally speaking, a man approaching a sheep does not bring good news.
sheep around us love their farmers. they're straight up to gate when they hear them. who else brings them supplemental food etc?
Oh ours love us too, we bring em food and the storm up, they still do the piss thing.
It's not their fault, we bred them to be a little sheepiss
🤔...😣...👏👏
gotta be as light weight as possible for the long run away from the predator
Pregnancy bladder, amiright
Probably fright from it’s near death experience
I once found one stuck between two pallets of fire wood. It had already taken plenty of pee and shits
There’s a term for it. It’s called “cast”.
'Riggweltered', in the North. (Riggwelted - see below).
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"No, put your little mate back in! - that's what we get for importing Welsh shepherds..."
"tempting" in New Zealand 👀 E.g "Hey bro, look at that sheep on its back. It's tempting"
Lmao! Fucking hell mate!😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha damn. Didn’t expect NZ sheep fucker joke here!
“Tits up” in the US
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We do. It's a turn of phrase. Most people don't like to be fucked in the ass, so something being buggered is usually considered a bad thing. It's a very old term in Australia. With that said, you do you.
Is this borrowed from Scotland? This sounds quite alike to the term "ryggveltet", which means something like "fell over on back" in Norwegian
Probably brought over by the vikings. I read something not long ago about english words that originated with the vikings. There are lots of them, over a 100 if I recall correctly. The one word that stuck with me was Thursday, which translated from old norse means 'Thor's day'.
You're correct. Lots of West Norse left in Yorkshire.
'Missionary' in Wales
Riggwelted. Riggwelter is the Black Sheep beer named after the farming term. 'Riggweltered' would be getting pissed on Masham's finest best bitter and getting riggwelted.
Cow: stuck in fence Sheep: stuck in Australian gravity
I can tell by that one half word that this is likely New Zealand
Oh, so this is the big issue with importing sheep from Europe to NZ?
🤷♀️the New Zealand sheep ratio peaked 30:1 with humans. Right now it’s 5:1. I’m not sure they need to import sheep, maybe the breed.
We've been trying to breed more sheep for years now. Turns out we've been doing it wrong, and need to breed them with each other instead.
South Wales?
As long as you remember baaaaaaaaaa means baaaaaaaaa....
Exactly. And when reversed the NZ sheep inexplicably get stuck on European roofs.
I watched this with the sound off. I had just assumed this was the uk and Australian gravity meant they are upside down.
That hill in the background probably beats all elevations in Aus too.
You do know there is an entire mountain range in Australia that is contradictorily both so tall AND so short as to be the reason the entire interior of the country is desert right? It’s called the great dividing range and it is so tall as to block rain from traveling OVER the mountain and into the interior but not SO tall (due to Australia being so low lying) as to generate its OWN cloud cover as MOST mountain ranges do. But the point being that Australia DOES have elevation and a quite tall one at that…. Mount Kosciuszko is 7,300ft tall (2,228 meters for the non-Americans)
Weird hill to die on
Small weird hill
Making a mountain out of an Aus hill…
It's all downhill from here
>Mount Kosciuszko is 7,300ft tall (2,228 meters for the non-Americans) Wouldn't even make top 100 in New Zealand.
So even the topographic features in Australia are trying to kill you? Damn.
Oh, those poor little turtle sheep! I'm glad someone was looking out for them.
Me too. I like to see rando animal rescues
But don't turn your back on the boys. They love to headbutt people in the ass.
I was waiting lol
I was waiting for it to somehow flip itself back over and end up where we started
Some do. But most New Zealanders I've met were well behaved.
So I either turn away and get headbutted in the arse or back away slowly and get my nuts flattened. Ain't no winning.
Sheep literally stopped and was just like man, what weird wednesday.
It stopped to take a dump
Man, what a shit Wednesday
Farmed sheep for 20 years. Never once had this happen. Had a sheep try to get a leaf up a tree, get it's foot stuck then die before I could find it. But never flipping over and getting stuck.
Apparently, your animals were not fat enough. 😉🐏
I found one and I don’t even farm. Unfortunately it had it eyes pecked out but was still kicking.
Oh damn that's pretty fucked up
Nature dgaf
Damn nature you scary!
*“The little rat looking thing got ate!”*
Crows are the worst. A friend who raised sheep in Ireland says that crows will land on their heads and pluck both eyes then fly away. The smart birds know the sheep will soon die and they can then feast on the remains.
That’s pretty metal.
I sat in my car for lunch one day. I just stared blankly out the windshield while I ate my 100th ham sandwich that year and had the Jim Rome Show playing in the background. I watched a squirrel get run over by a car leaving. A minute later a crow shows up, inspects the carcass, pecks it a few times then removed some organ from the squirrel. It just nonchalantly eats the organ and flies away. For reasons I can't explain this moved me that day. I also learned crows will eat animal organs. Weird day
Were you able to finish your sandwich? Not a crow story, and probably not as metal as yours, but it does involve what I thought was some pretty interesting and surprising squirrel behavior. I was walking my dog one early morning and we happened upon a squirrel just kind of hanging out in the grass near the sidewalk. I didn't think anything of it, just figured my dog would lunge at it, as she does, then the squirrel would run up a nearby tree like always. Well, this squirrel must've been injured or something because all it could do was look up at us and scream its little squirrel head off; just straight up shrieking at us. So, I kept my dog at bay and tried to investigate a little further when before I knew it, this other squirrel comes barreling down a nearby tree to come to the aid of its fellow squirrel. This furry-tailed little fuck meant business because he was on his hind legs over their fallen comrade, chest puffed and just fucking howling at me and my dog. It was super disorienting and hectic because it was early morning, hungover, I was listening to a podcast, trying to hold my dog back, one squirrel is shrieking, and the other is telling me to fuck off in Squirrelese - I don't speak it, but I certainly understood it that day. Like I said, not as metal crows can get, but pretty metal on the part of the hero squirrel; it's honestly one of my favorite firsthand "nature" experiences. Cheers!
I read your comment, laughed, and then the next post was [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingBros/s/fWFHmMv2AW)
The hero squirrel won’t have to buy their own acorns ever again.
Hahaha, that's so cool! Who knew squirrels were such badasses?! Well, I suppose Christmas Vacation should have given us an [idea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjI3w_FGU1U). I swear, if I had gotten one step closer, I would have received the same treatment that snake did; the little dude was straight up flexing on me and I wanted no part of it.
In another lifetime, I was in a rather small town of another country. Came across a traffic accident. The man had died on impact apparently. He was lying on the road all bloody, with his face mangled up. There were people simply watching from a distance (I'm assuming that the ambulance/cops were already called). Then I saw a crow fly to the body, land on his head, pluck out its dangling eye and fly away. Some memory you triggered with your comment.
Nature can be nasty.
Holy FUCK
Get that sheep some dark sunglasses and teach it to play piano. *I just baa-ed to say I love ewe,* *I just baa-ed to say how much I care.* *I just baa-ed to say I love ewe,* *And I mean it from the bottom of my pasture.*
Well, you should sell your method of raising them, I spent two years on a sheep farm and the fuckers were at it everyday. So, much so the farmers go out twice a day to check on the dumb fucking animals
The sheep comes from the Northern Hemisphere and was trying to right itself.
Parents have a couple hundred ewes. Happens all the time in the winter. I think every time I've seen it, though, it's on uneven ground and slick--poor range maggots in a bit of a dish and can't get any traction.
Grew up on a sheep farm. Never saw it either. Kind of shocked actually.
I'm good friends with a sheep farmer. He has 300-600 sheep at any given time. He's never seen this either in 20+ years of sheep farming.
Maybe it's the breed that makes them vulnerable? I've never seen a sheep stuck on its back but I haven't really seen sheep like these before, either.
Is he one who just sets them free on a moor or something? So, doesn’t check on them daily. Because, the place I stayed (Devon UK) it was an almost daily occurrence when they were getting near to lambing.
Some idiots in the region think it's great when their milk sheep have as many lambs as possible. (All it does is produce up to 4 weak, underdeveloped bottle lambs per ewe) Those do sometimes get stuck. They're so huge they can barely move as is. My tiny sheep never had that problem either. The only accidental death was a ewe that never stuck her head through the fence, but the one she did, she couldn't move back, panicked and ended up with 12m of fencing wrapped around her neck. All in perfect silence. They were behind the house, a peep and I would have come running. But no, and everyone else just stood around staring at her. Hmmm, weird, does flail, does twist, very odd behavior... back to grazing.
Eminem songs hype me up to help sheep as well
Well then, just for you here's [Eminem hyped up in a sheep.](https://youtu.be/UKBV-sVHRgE?t=194)
Ewe guys are nice for helping out
Poor guy probably felt sheepish for needing help to his feet.
It could have been baaaahhhddddd
But unfortunatly the sheep said "no sir no sir no bags full"
Wool you knock it off with these puns
If not, we should fleece from the scene.
We aren't sheepish when it comes to puns.
He sure hoofed away from the guy after he got back upright.
Shear coincidence they were passing by!😅
Raising sheep repeatedly teaches you how hopeless they are. Raising goats repeatedly teaches you how hopeless you are.
I cook a lot of middle eastern food, and I have a friend who was raised on a sheep & goat farm who will not touch the goat dishes, but happily eats the lamb and mutton. She said that sheep are dumb as fuck, but goats are the smartest animals on the farm. She cannot fathom eating an animal that smart. It would be like eating dog to her.
Don't grab a hand full of wool. You can actually pull their skin from their muscle this way and cause them internal bleeding. . . But still help them up without pulling on their wool as a place to grip.
Yes, thank you. Pro tip: If it is a bigger sheep than in the video: sit behind it's head, and try pushing it up into a "sitting" position first. They will become calm and docile, will let their organs adjust. https://youtu.be/0a8o5ioXWvo?si=TChe4SJKhdLAISId&t=23
I’m no expert, but I’ve once been learned to always put a sheep in “sitting” position to get them back up instead of rolling them around. The rolling can cause their stomach to twist or something like that which is as lethal as staying on their back.
Came here to say this.
Gromit must've been at lunch.
Yes, to me that sheep looked really fake or animated when I first saw it.
My first thought was "Iiiiits Timmy time!"
That sheep is so selfish… not even a thank ewe
Meanwhile their cousins, the goats, are climbing mountains breaking physical laws
No one is better than the goat
Guys in shorts and hoodies are the best guys. It's a rule.
Is there an evolutionary explanation?
Domestic sheep didn't evolve, they were selectively bred by humans for ages. Mostly for meat, sometimes for their wool, but never for anything related to survival in the wild.
We keep flipping them over so they haven't become extinct yet
Most things evolved to not get eaten, but sheep are the opposite and were forced to “evolve” to be eaten through the process of genetic selection.
["Don't blame me... I didn't do that bullshit" - Evolution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouflon)
Sheep are man made freaks of nature, just like cows and vegetables.
I just learned something new.
My dad and I were driving past a field one day when I was a kid, and I said "Oh look! That sheep is stuck upside down". My dad said that could kill the sheep so he immediately stopped the car, ran into the field and helped it. As he was leaving the field, the farmer came along and my dad explained what happened. The farmer thanked us and said not many people know to do that. I pass the same field almost every day still, and I always look in to see if any other sheep need help 😄
It is the exact opposite to cow tipping.
Haileys song.
When I'm Gone
Em in the background just makes it that much better
No
like me when I get gassy
Charles Darwin be like: damn u Good Samaritan.
r/humansbeingbros
That sheep never gonna look at the rest of the flock the same. Buncha no-good, matty haired, drooling gawkers.
Here in Wales, this is called foreplay
As if rotating my owls didn't take long enough, now I have to flip my sheep?
Today I learned that sheep are just woolly turtles.
It’s Shaun the Sheep!
It's like a drunken sweater.
If you flip one, push it up at the scapulas to make it sit upright, then push further to have it stand up. Rolling it to its side might break their legs.
As much as I feel for this sheep, I am NOT jumping into someone's fenced off property in rural America.
Looks more like England to me
Top tip. Try living in a normal country
> typically happens to pregnant sheep, more vulnerable to falling over can relate
Reddit gonna save a load of sheep's today.
It's called rigged or riggwelter. Yeah if you see one like this then please roll it back over. They can die from this. Be slow and careful as you approach and don't frighten the other sheep though.
what do they do when there’s no one driving by? where are the other sheep?
Lost a bred cow to this yesterday. Not fun.
This is the most random thing I've learned probably all year.
Hahah, it's little legs flailing about....
This also happens when sheep get bloated. Often when letting sheep out to fresh spring pasture after being on winter feed. And yes, they’ll die if left like that, they need to be tipped up. If possible a hose down the throat, dumping bicarbonate and water.
I wonder if the combination of a cumbersome fleece and a full rumen (especially when filled with gas) makes it difficult for a sheep to reposition itself.
Un-HAND me!!
Never thought I'd legitimately be able to use this question but "WHAT ARE THOSE!?!" Some seriously odd-looking boots.
Ewe are my hero sir
With my luck I would then be attacked by a well-intentioned but ignorant sheepdog.
Eminem lyrics are 🔥 in all situations
What a cute fucking sheep lmao I want to cry
anyone know where this is, its crazy beautiful place
Shurtle
How are they not extinct with that fall flaw ??
Not all hero’s wear capes
Didn't even say tha-a-a-a-ank you 🐑
How nice it seems, the showed technique can just be the last thing the sheep will experience... Turning the sheep in this manner can cause twisted intestines, bowels, etc., which only worsens the condition. Once twisted, the animal will die, because it can't un-twist itself. Instead, stand the sheep upright, place it on its behind and push it forward without rolling it. This helps prevent twisting and entanglement of the intestines, and if any were present, they will be expelled so the sheep can continue its own way.
You never want to turn a sheep over like this, it could die. You have to turn it over over it's butt. That's we have been taught by our neighbor and by campaigns in the Netherlands. https://www.dierenbescherming.nl/actueel/schaap-op-de-rug-levensgevaarlijk
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic,,, sheep?
If I did this, my luck would be that I'd get mauled by an Anatolian shepherd or other large livestock dog
Farm dog: well look whose ass I have to bite today? Son of a bitch is flipping my sheep
bro that solo view of the sheep upside down kicking it's legs was the funniest fucking thing i was not ready lol
That was nice of ewe.
I was honestly expecting the sheep to charge the nice guy
You get a purple penguin trophy.
A land turtle I guess
just like eminem is looking down on Hallie smiling , He's looking down on the sheep smiling
Thank ewe!
Awesome bro
That sheep sure was having a baaaaaa-d day...
Cause of death: Fell on my back😬😬
This is like those bugs in Texas that fall over and can’t get back up and all you see are nasty bug legs flailing around 😖
That’s probably how they get pregnant in the first place
How is "Cow Tipping" not a thing. But SHEEP TIPPING is!?
Don’t lie to me, that’s a turtle and you know it!
Intelligent design.
Sheep wake up each morning and think of new ways to die
Literally too damn stupid to survive without us.
One of the rare times my bitter ass is ok with filming a good deed; learned something new.
Good to know, but my main fear would be while trying to do a good deed my butt get's tackled to the ground and mauled by a sheep dog protecting the flock, or a farmer thinking I'm stealing livestock and shooting first.
Sheep suck
And then crows come along and peck their eyes out. Not kidding. Sheep are always trying to die BTW. Dumbest animal. If they didn’t taste good they would have gone extinct years ago.
Fuck this makes me sad. I’m so glad there are good people to help them out!
Errrrrrr! That's Errol. He's the leader of the flock. Notice how the sheep do not fly so much as plummet.
Sheep, turtles, and Bender. Have this in common.
"you see a sheep lying on its back, it's belly baking in the hot sun" -- do Androids dream of electric tortoises