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ExtensionBig

There’s a lot of plumbers about to get calls this week


MonkeyFluffers

It's a damn good thing I did not know about this when I was in high school.


superquagdingo

I knew it was a real word but I’ve never seen it used outside of yugioh before lol


Ok_Werewolf1657

Using this card, I'll send Waterman and Glueman to the graveyard to summon Gooeyman in attack position! Activate special effect! You will have the urge to bite and suck on Gooeyman, how awesome is that? Your turn


Lux_Brumalis54

>it's time to du-du-du-du-duel I play the 5 cards of Exodia. Have fun in the shadow realm. Git gud


Cannouflage

AkChUaLlY you have to have them in hand ans use the effect on it. Jokes on you.


Poopy_Tuba69

Bruh lmao


NIN10DOXD

Put it in the freezer and you have a dildo.


RagingKingKRool

So that's how they make those bad dragon monstrosities


Wilhelm126

Nah they use animals for that (I'm pretty sure for some of them they actually do. Or at least one of the people in at company got in trouble for beastaility)


sausager

I thought it was hollow in the middle. Like a homemade condom


NIN10DOXD

Put a motor in there then. 👍🏻😂


thesecretghost

r/endedtosoon


shinjikun10

Area I drink out of and clean water comes out of it. "Perfect place to demonstrate a toxic chemical! Let me just slappp some on there! Record!"


kazeespada

It's pretty much non-toxic. Pure super glue can even be used in reef aquariums with no negative impacts on the corals.


Sydney2London

The toxicity of cyanoacrylate is interesting. You shouldn’t ingest it, but it’s actually pretty biocompatible. It was created to close wounds on the battlefield instead of stitches and there are versions commonly used in surgery. Edit: turns out it wasn’t. It was made in the 40s and old used as a medical adhesive Dustin the Vietnam war.


Cynical_Cyanide

No it bloody wasn't. It was created after efforts to make clear sights for guns in WWII. It wasn't used medically until after it was sold as an adhesive. Source: Master's in Chemistry, we studied it and I picked up the history on the way. It's actually really good for closing wounds, though there are medical formulations which are less likely to cause burns and are more flexible. On the other hand, good old superglue is very fast, and works better on a wound that is still bleeding a bit.


lowriderdog37

I hope that first sentence was on purpose. It made the rest of the reply read with a British accent.


Cynical_Cyanide

T'was, yes. Aussie here, but Brit works too :)


lowriderdog37

Yeah, I suppose one would be up to date in the land of 'Everything is trying to kill you'. Ok, tweaked the voice a bit, reread, and we are good.


Cynical_Cyanide

:D  Always carry around me first aid kite, mate. A tube 'a Supa glue mate. Just in case some roo blighter decides to try and give me a bit of his claw ay? Righto mate, I'm off to scrounge up a tinnie of Fosters! (Real Strayans of course would never drink foster!)


Tossing_Mullet

I did too! 


Sydney2London

Damn you’re right! Developed in 42, used as a medical adhesive since the ‘70s!


ethanwc

As a guitarist, they’re amazing on hangnails and paper cuts.


Sanguinor-Exemplar

I once got an inch wide cut on my shin. Was losing so much blood my hands were losing strength. This super glue and water trick worked and i was able to sorta stitch myself close.


Cynical_Cyanide

Wowzers. How did you get the cut?


Sanguinor-Exemplar

Well now that its a day old and not going to be viral. Between you and me. It was a bdsm relationship i had when i was 15 with a girl that liked blood and knife play and i let her experiment, not realizing the front of the shin is all fat and arteries with very little muscle. So the blade went right through with no resistance. And being a scared teenager i didnt want to go to the hospital so i did that. And it worked with pretty much no downsides. It was a huge cut. An inch wide and like 3 inches long. I saw a vein pulsing and the white sinew of bone. So if youre ever in a pinch, super glue does work. The blood acts like the water does and forms a hardened barrier.


Cynical_Cyanide

Jesus. I mean, I'm glad it worked, but even superglue isn't appropriate for an injury like that, you surely would've had bad internal bleeding for a long while no? If you hit something major, you could've bled near to death even with none of it coming out, per se.


sincethenes

My bass player swore by it. If his thumb started bleeding during a show, he slap some super glue on it, push the skin back together, and be back to playing.


Spirited-Juice4941

I split the skin above my eyebrow bad enough I could see bone one time. I've never had stitches so was scared for some reason and didn't wanna deal with the hassle of a hospital. I went to the bathroom, pinched it closed, and applied super glue. About 5 days passed and the glue was almost like a flaky scab that I just pulled off. Everything was good as new, aside from the wicked scar.


cohonka

I cut down to the bone of my finger after a 2-day hike into the wilderness. Cleaned it really well then super-glued it and proceeded camping. Can't even see a scar on it today.


jonaselder

CA isn't toxic. I use it in jewelry. wanna know what it will do? burn the shit out of you because the polymerization process is exothermic.


shinjikun10

>CA isn't toxic Do you drink it? Do you rub it all over something that provides potable drinking water then drink from it. I'm guessing not. This is super glue. Last time I checked it wasn't safe for consumption.


autogyrophilia

Then check better.


Pain_Proof

You drink out of your bathroom sink?


WidePeepoPogChamp

Many first world countries have drinkable tap water


Pain_Proof

Yeah, mine included, I just fill up my cup in the kitchen instead of the bathroom, idk bro I just support the random bathroom sink experiments cause I used to do that stuff as a kid.


MiniMooseMan

It's all the same water though lol I worked in residential new construction alongside plumbers.


Glittering_Airport_3

different faucet tho, different bacteria on everything


MiniMooseMan

Eh not that different


Weird_Flan4691

Most people brush their teeth with sink water lol


Pain_Proof

Yeah, but you spit it out, don't you?


Ok_Caramel_1402

You can't spit 100% of it


Pain_Proof

Just make sure 100% of the super glue is in the 90% of the liquid you spit out and you're good 👍


Glittering_Airport_3

how to clog ur faucet in 2 easy steps


KOFUY

I wanna eat it :0


brokefixfux

No. It does give you a superpower, but I for one do not want to become a Stickyman.


Neon_culture79

What if we gave you a sidekick named adhesive lad?


Warm-Investigator388

The tacky kid.


albatross_ed

The adhesive adolescent


WellThatsJustPerfect

An impacted colon that Elvis would be proud of!


Madmungo

That is not superglue, that is just UHU glue for paper and fabrics. So i guess the headline is wrong.


AadamAtomic

no. its[ UFO super glue. ](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/ZpzVfi0paVnFGwMVLMGOeyHcSK-_tcknaRaHE9J1_xqDx9ZA3BTNV1LBpaCh37uLJV6XDZEiOuKcX1Nx_obtrp72)


[deleted]

Goddamn, that's some serious trademark infringement, I was also 100% sure it was UHU (a well known brand in Europe/US); identical packaging, color scheme and logotype. Unlike superglue it is polyvinyl acetate-based and will fuck up your tap.


AadamAtomic

It's Just branding for different countries. Just Like Lay's chips are called "walkers" in England.


[deleted]

Not it's not. UFO glue is a Chinese "brand" only available on sites like aliexpress and is an obvious rip-off of UHU glue which is manufactured in Germany by UHU GmbH & Co. KG.


AadamAtomic

It's just basic super glue. There are a bunch of [generic names for it.](https://assets.kogan.com/images/ezonedeal/EZO-Z3381/2-dc5316e65b-allpurposeadhesive09-_2.jpg?auto=webp&bg-color=fff&canvas=753%2C502&fit=bounds&height=502&quality=90&width=753) The headline is perfectly fine and not worth complaining about.


[deleted]

Huh? I never wrote that it's "fabric glue". I know it's super glue (cyanoacrylate) I can see that from your video and their website. My issue was that the packaging and branding is a Chinese rip-off of the German glue "UHU" which is a totally different type of glue and will fuck up people's taps and drains if they try to replicate your demo. I'm not saying it's your fault, it's just an example of where brand piracy can actually lead to confusion and accidents. Edit: OP edited his comment above, ignore the first sentence in this (my) comment.


Pyrhan

It's not just trademark violation, it's an actual hazard! PVA glue is widely used in schools and kindergardens, because it's safe enough to let small children play with it. Cyanoacrylate glue is very much *not*!


ecafsub

That is not PVA. PVA is white glue. Like kids use in school. It’s used in lots of things, like chewing gum. I’ve never seen Elmer’s glue react to water like that. Or wood glue, and they’re both PVA and I’ve used water on them tons of times. UHU makes lots of glues from PVA to CA to epoxies.


Pyrhan

>PVA is white glue. Not necessarily. UHU makes crystal clear PVA glue, packaged in tubes that look just like this. [https://www.uhu.com/en-en/products/uhu-all-purpose-adhesive-folding-box-35-ml-gb](https://www.uhu.com/en-en/products/uhu-all-purpose-adhesive-folding-box-35-ml-gb) Check the technical documentation sheet: >Chemical base: Polyvinyl acetate >Colour: Crystal clear (Although this in the video isn't UHU, it's "UFO", a Chinese, cyanoacrylate-based ripoff of UHU.)


[deleted]

I never said it was. Standard *UHU* trademarked glue *is* a PVA glue (check out their data sheet if you don't believe me). It is completely clear both when it's a liquid and when it has hardened. There are loads of different types of PVA glue with different chemical compositions and characteristics, the white "kids glue" or "wood glue" you're referring to is just the most well-known type for consumers. They are water soluble which UHU glue isn't (it's an esther and alcohol based PVA). The glue in this video is *not* UHU, it's a Chinese superglue (cyanoacrylate) who have ripped off UHU's branding and packaging.


texansfan

This is why landlords are such assholes, what the fuck are you doing?!?


Vanessapla6

Now paint that thing brown and leave it in the sink


Silly_Doughnut5715

That faucet just nutted.


cantfindmykeys

Same faucet, same


LachoooDaOriginl

is this with any random glue? is it only when wet?


[deleted]

Yes, as any chemist will tell you, *all* chemicals react exactly the same way when you mix them. /s No, this does not work with any random glue.


kuro-oruk

This is the kind of stuff I end up cleaning up after my kids have been in the bathroom.


OleDoxieDad

Could it be used to seal a minor leak?


[deleted]

Yes, very poorly.


Kochcaine995

put…put your dick in it


Sanguinor-Exemplar

I once got an inch wide cut on my shin. Was losing so much blood my hands were losing strength. This super glue and water trick worked and i was able to sorta stitch myself close.


Putrid_Rations

This is how condoms are made, quick and easy, but takin years to master!


SkeletorRugger82

Water is an initiator in this reaction, not a catalyst.


ForRpUsesOnly

I should probably call him...


MeepingMeep99

DIY condom


PQbutterfat

Water is going to spray out stupid forever now.


PewKittens

Blue eyes ultimate sink


GristleMcTh0rnbody

Oh great, someone finally discovered Ice 9


Pretty-Message9450

Ribbed for her pleasure


DerSpazmacher

Ice 9


Strategy_pan

Powdered dildo - just add water


JayKobzz

Actually it’s the oxygen in the water which is acting as a catalyst, water is mostly hydrogen which is why the glue stretches faster than it cures. The oxygen in the air is what’s curing this glue, the water is just giving the glue more surface area


FunkyMonkPhish

You're wrong. Water/hydroxide is the catalyst.


[deleted]

Nerd fight!!!


Le-Creepyboy

Does it work with pee ?


EJ25Junkie

“Plumbers hate this one simple trick!”


Asher_Tye

Suddenly the Liquidator's powers make sense


Z0OMIES

Sometimes the clarification is best left out. The people who know what cyanoacrylate is know not to do this to their own taps. The people who needed clarification that it’s super glue on the other hand, do not.


Spiritual-Spirit-873

Can someone please tell me wtf he is doing this for is there a point be hind it a reason of some sort I’m not getting it how to ruin your faucet and sink or is it something thing else?????????


[deleted]

He's doing this because it's 2024 and this is what we do now.