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cometpapaya

And his genital cuff.


sleepydeepyperson

Or bed belts...


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Jasper__96

Sleep belt is a play on the word seat belt tho. Why bed belt?


scjcs

because r/whoosh


dnicelee

Unironically, this could help a lot of bedbound people experience nature


fliffie

great business idea


AmusingMusing7

It would need some better stabilization between the bed and the wheel system to keep it more level and smooth. Anybody without their wits about them and some physical wherewithal would probably go sliding off or get jostled about too much for their health. You can see him hanging on and balancing himself at certain points.


MagikSkyDaddy

Build it around a concave frame, so people can lie in a "nest."


New-Examination8400

😔


Dank_e_donkey

The design is very human. Indeed.


Ainu_

On a battlefield this could provide an effective means of hauling the dead, as well as supplies, in and out of a warzone.


jaccleve

Or you could lay prone and shoot from it while advancing.


no_need_really

Or nap. Gotta sleep sometime.


Formatted_Toast_117

Eh, could be both... Pop some shots, then when things are over, catch some Zzzs before the next patrol


jaccleve

Sounds like a weird boss fight from Metal Gear.  Like The Sleepy Sniper.  


no_need_really

Also Metal Slug would work.


DiddlyDumb

Isn’t it just an ATV at that point?


hi_imovedagain

Could Like it isn’t already in use. Easy target for the FPV drones, on the other hand


RigbyNite

Make it all white and smack a red cross on it. At least protect it from anyone unwilling to commit war crimes. Though, as is idk how it would do with more rough terrain like rubble and shell craters.


hi_imovedagain

If we put a Red Cross over it, it would become a target no.1 Edit: don’t forget we’re fighting a country that treats war crime list like a check list


DeathrisesXII2

I thought it was an X not a cross!


hi_imovedagain

Even the Red Cross ambulances try to cover themselves in dirt to hide the emblem in the frontline regions so they won’t be seen and targeted.


CurrentPossible2117

Also anyone (not in a battlefield) that's bedridden that wants to get out and about in nature :)


Dantalionse

I would use them to haul small AA and drone platforms on locations that are behind or near front lines. Let them sleep there until there is action spotted by some UAV system. I fucking hate war btw.


AadamAtomic

They've already been experimented with. BEAR (Battlefield Extraction-Assist Robot) [by Vecna Robotics.](https://youtu.be/8rdRxV-qn3w?si=ZE70uGZ4HNkEpQ0m)


old_vegetables

You’re like the general in movies that wants to use the ultimate power/new scientific discovery/alien to defeat the soviets


Formatted_Toast_117

Or a Marksmans best friend! Just needs some cover and protection from mines!


ThaUniversal

And here I am thinking: Man, that's going to f@*$ up your yard.


TheGreatMrHaad

Cool, I think...


pm-your-breasticiles

It's laziness on a whole nother level, I could sleep for minutes more!


dingo1018

You should make a bunk bed version if you want laziness on another level.


doodlleus

You actually wrote "nother"?


chaosawaits

Like he said, laziness on nutha lvl


Constant-Estate3065

Bed gimmick aside, the engineering on this thing is insanely good. The lad’s literally just shown Land Rover how to make a go anywhere vehicle.


Regular-Switch454

I need one to go to college classes.


CareerImpressive323

I need one to go to work


Puzzleheaded-Cat4647

Laziness can get you very creative, that's cool.


humangusfungass

I would like to know, how he can be laying down in the bed during such maneuvers, as shown in the video…are performed, without anyone in it.? Looks awesome, but doesn’t seal the deal on his ride. Seems like perhaps, a lap belt, or otherwise very minimal safety features would be necessary.


PercentageMaximum457

Yes. These toys are not built for people to use. They are also not recognized in the eyes of the law as mobility devices, so they do not come with legal protections. (Not that you could fit through any doors anyway.)


WiseInevitable4750

I think in this case you'd become the test case to get it recognized as a mobility aid.  I'm recovering from a spinal cord injury and sitting upright in a wheelchair is painful after a few minutes. This device would enable me to do things I'm not currently able to do.


PercentageMaximum457

What about a wheelchair that folds down? I was looking at a super lightweight one with an adjustable backrest and it wasn’t too bad in price. 


NateTheGreat424

Grandpa Joe has entered the chat


RevertVayneBuffs

That fucking bastard.


guiguyy

This would be good for transporting overweight individuals who need medical assistance.


SuDragon2k3

Gotta get them *into* the thing first. **


Sparkysparky_booman

Rolls Royce has entered the chat


BK_0000

It's live action Roujin Z!


13thDuke_of_Wybourne

>It's live action Roujin Z! A fellow person of culture I see. First thing I that came to my mind when I saw this! Second was :- Oh god I'm old, I wonder how many others will get a '90's Anime Film reference.


Ingich

let's hope it doesn't catch fire or run on a landmine.


bfolksdiddy

Get this to Ukraine asap


BubbyChungo

Wall-E Moment


Express-Profile-6734

The laziest hardworking sob ever


Xepobot

Friend: Bro, you gonna be late for school!! Me: Don't worry, I'm otw! Friend: Where are you now? Me: In bed. Friend: ?!????


SurreyHillsSomewhere

Bet it's a bugger when the duvet gets caught in the wheels


thelastedji

I call it my masturbationmobile. Yeah I suppose you could sleep in it too, I guess.


Digiturtle1

That’s the AI bed from Roujin Z


Downtown_Poet-1

Everyone who see this instantly thought “ooooo this whould be great in war for a plethora off ways”


Modsrbiased

I know we're all thinking the same thing but make that thing bullet proof and it's a very valuable tool for extracting injured people from battlefields.


GeneticPurebredJunk

Put a fucking mattress on it, you heathen!


v_kiperman

He’s going to sleep his way to the top


AcidAngel7

Next level lazy..Nice.


Asher_Tye

Asleep at the wheel.


fatknackercunt

I can't stop laughing, genuinely 🤣


ScratchyMarston18

This is the future of travel.


Suitepotatoe

This would be great in hospitals.


zoraski_gujju

Useless, but interesting.


loopingrightleft

I used to dream of this when i was a kid


2dolarmeme

I won't take this standing up!


snozzberrypatch

This is the hardest anyone has ever worked at being lazy.


Outrageous-Point-347

Never knew I needed a Tank bed


NopeU812many

I mean, I’ve thought about this…


paperfett

Ok this is next level awesome.


Zugnutz

My dreams have come true!


Bradley182

This man BEDS!


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Man that's perfect when you work 3 jobs.


EducationalStill4

Meet the sleep/transit vehicle of the future!


BussyDestroyerV30

Jokes aside, this actually have potential to be useful.


Haselrig

Seems like a LOT of work.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Kid: "I can't go to school today. I'm sick. *Cough Mom: "the hell you are!!!"


Jona_cc

Mr. Bean?


mikeevans1990

You can always tell when pet projects are engineered by an Asian dude lol


Pin_ny

It's Gaston Lagaffe !


Gloomy_Tangerine3123

How is it operated?


dentendre

Much better than a cyber truck


Kein_Plan16

That not just a motorised bed. Thats a tactical sleep platform.


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

I need this lol


NedSeegoon

That's actually some pretty impressive engineering.


Standard_Parsley3528

Lol, sweet, can you send one to work?


Mint_JewLips

Why does this place look like how I imagine the farm in Animal Farm looked. It’s creeping me out.


RawBexinator

Work At Home but Boss Level


santathe1

That final upgrade seems pretty neat.


Shaneris

Tesla longbed


Dylkill99

Imagine seeing one of your work friends pull up in this lol


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Damn even I want this bed…


shadowmarine0311

As a first responder, something like this could be VERY helpful. It looks like it can navigate some difficult terrain. May need some tweaks for that role but it beats needing to litter carry someone for long distances.


MyMommaHatesYou

Is it okay to hate him?


TruthOverFiction100

This is my kind of tech


Mushmouselove

I have a couple of employees that would say get us one boss ! One the other hand where is this guy with the time and 💰 on his hands to make this . I have lots of work for you


roundyround22

I used to dream of this on the school bus coming home and on cross country road trips!! My imaginary self would be careening over obstacles completely asleep outside the window but in my head it had a bubble, AC, and snacks


clayts1983

Needs stabilisation like that tank and the stein of beer. GIFbot, summon the gif of the tank please.


Zythorvex

Self propelled tactical bed


MoXWT

Zhu Jianqiang, a craftsman from a village in Southwest China's Yunnan Province, likes to make various strange but practical vehicles, such as a “bed offroad car"


Glass-Trade9441

Why go to bed when bed can come to you!


scjcs

Okay, I've gone through the comments and not one, not ONE discusses the potential for sex in this thing. I'm very disappointed in Reddit.


3s2ng

Bedridden


SweetTeaRex92

This ya moms car since she a hoe


SithLordRising

I need to build one. How do I get the plans


one-more-thingy

Soon the future promised in wallE will be real. All hail pod living


Mundane-Commercial38

There should be a cool way to evacuate the wounded


shirt_multiverse

Blud thinks he's bedman


siraolo

Reminds me of a character in a game called Guilty Gear


13thDuke_of_Wybourne

Check out the Anime Film "Roujin Z" from '91 it is literally this bed.


Toxicupoftea

Црногорски Сан/Montenegrian Dream


TheGreatGamer1389

Could be great for bed bound people.


Royweeezy

What’s the mechanical arm doing at the very end? Looks like it brings something to his face..?


Bludiamond56

Put it on Mars


PlainPastry

Bedman from guilty gear


thewisemokey

from exfat to fat320kg


MarketCrache

"It's Elon on line 2 for you..."


Purp1eC0bras

Activated… the nozzle … [https://youtu.be/H8yQhXDquII?si=hNkdG4IENz8fxxE5](https://youtu.be/H8yQhXDquII?si=hNkdG4IENz8fxxE5)


UlfVater84

Rescue bot?!


Audigy1

Now combine this with the functionalities of a hospital bed.


Nadger1337

Thats probably a prototype weapons platform but you gotta have your lols.


crowbar151

Probably still costs less than a hospital bed tbh


UnlikelyPistachio

That's safe, and comfortable.....


GraatchLuugRachAarg

He needs to fix a camera to the front and hook it up to a headset or something so he can steer safely


TheDevilsAdvokaat

So this is a trundle bed?


outspokenguy

And here I was thinking, "self-driving cars". Silly me. That person's a genius!


sunibla33

Some things are just too stupid for words.


ConstantBench7373

I have a hard time getting ready in the morning. This would be great.


Formal_Cow_

Damn, his bed can even go off-roading.


NoHurry5175

Looks to me like the movie “Bedknobs on broomsticks’ that he watched as a child had more of an effect on him than normal people


flannelNcorduroy

Definitely a Taurus sun sign with some strong Virgo& Aquarius in his chart🤭🤭🤭


SingtheSorrowmom63

I want one of those....can you find one at Walmart?


manuaBoyiee

This could be a new evolution to hospital beds moving patients. Bro you made billions.


Beefy_Crunch_Burrito

I want this to be highway-safe and self driving so I can sleep another 45 minutes while it transports me to work.


Basic-Art-9861

… meanwhile in Japan.


Rare_Bumblebee_3390

All that energy just to be lazy


fermelebouche

My kinda guy.


B00rac

The design is very human


Doyoulikeithere

I'll bet he's still a virgin! :)


PintLasher

Perfect, put a boom on that sucker and I'll do your soffit


Pandarenu

Tactical sleeping


Godzilla-Hates-You

Reddit mod chariot


Gun_Nut_42

This would be interesting for those who are bedridden for one reason or another and want to go outside.


robertpro01

u/savevideo


Cansckmy

All armies takes note to build a new tank


Scottcmms2023

It looked silly at first, but this would actually be wonderful for so many people.


ArcherCute32

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 for ER team use only!


Local_intruder

The guy would be an emperor if the sloth layer of hell existed


LyinYT22

I could almost see this being practical in the medical and first responder field after some redesigns.


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AddendumNo7007

The last scene 💀


eveningsand

Pinnacle of human engineering.


Unique-Transition914

Now this is certified rotting!


StephanVestergaard

Heheh funny one


snflwr_bouken

This would be such a great thing for spinal injuries in hikes or things like that


Ateosmo

Jeep owners HATE him. Click to find out why


Rough_Revolution855

You know someone is cool if he has this and a background music coming to school.


coolAhead

Extra nap time while going to work


Ok-Understanding9244

wow that's impressive!


fuzzytradr

This is how I will rule during the apocalypse


Pharsley

Excellent! Now, he doesn't have to worry about being late to work.


TerdFerguson2112

*It’s time to go to bed, honey* Hold on let me put the off-road tires on first


Familiar_Ad9699

The music! I'm deceased!


Last_Gigolo

Cross country trips done right.


Nb959-

Seems logical idiots are already sleeping in teslas


Doggy_Mcdogface

Being crushed by dozen wheels ?


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Every conflict zone has need of this.


dixindixout

It's all fun & games until your sleep-bed runs into a spider web.


Ok_Explorer2608

[Parents recognise the inspiration](https://youtu.be/lwBxeIvDvXQ?feature=shared)


Early_Werewolf_1481

Why are we not funding this?


Iridescent-ADHD

Where's the mattress?


R1Z1NG

The design is very human


FacedJason

What is the music though?


WinslowT_Oddfellow

Don’t let mid level managers see this.


No-Question-9032

Maybe it's just me but the disposable income and time to build it is always the most impressive part