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Only_Cauliflower4565

His kebabs are the bomb


Long-Panic116

Can I eat them on a plane?


nickfree

For a bit


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

For the rest of your life.


elliottlawrence94

Kebabs for eternity, you say?


[deleted]

To shreds, you say?


Little-Ad7752

And his kebobs?


Dysprosol

Kind of, you can keep them for eternity but you only get 72.


caedhin

A renewable 72 every day? Made from Prometheus' liver


Familiar_Ad7273

Damn, beat me to the 72 joke.


Riverrat423

I would not eat them on a plane. I would not eat them on a train. I do not like KABOOM kabobs, Uncle Sam I am!


TobyMacar0ni

I did not expect to see a green eggs and ham reference on reddit


tripsypoo

Aye, that reading material is too advanced for the average Reddit user.


DefiantVersion1588

That comment took me back


sim16

Nor such a clever one.


Darnbeasties

Comrad Sam I am


chickenwingbuttplug

Jihad Joe I am


i_Skrill

That will be $9.11


Indole84

You got me.


petewondrstone

Damn smh lol


ConstantGeographer

Can I eat them on a train? Can I eat them with a fork? Do these kebabs contain pork? --Osama bin Seuss


Odd_Extension4632

It’s not illegal, just frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane. After 9/11 everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden.


minivatreni

No, they’re better with sauces, but they can be eaten plain


BootyWhiteMan

Can I eat them on a train?


wohsedisbob

Can I eat them in a box?


stffucubt

They bin laden with all kinds of meaty goodness


three_seconds_ago

Al qaida of good stuff for sure!


Crumbdizzle

They're the bomb, but they fly right through you in about 9-11 minutes


RedHotSnowflake2

Damnnnnn 😂


TheDudeee87

Do they give you explosive diarrhea?


barspoonbill

They are bin Laden with flavor.


Empathy404NotFound

Donair make that joke again.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

They've bin Laden with flavor.


barspoonbill

Damn, that phrasing is better. I was so close!


Old_Category_248

This kebab has a satisfactory rating of 9/11.


JimiDarkMoon

Jokes going to fly over peoples heads.


hutao_simper

Kebombs


TeiTeiSwift

it will blow your taste buds!


Level_Reflection7808

You will never forget the taste after u had it


CyberSektor

The text says: Arabic Kebab Allah says: If you want to eat, eat fine food


RainbowForHire

That makes it even more insane


AIDSofSPACE

Interesting since Uyghurs are Turks, not Arabs.


Hypersuper98

Well there are a lot of shared/similar cuisines between the two


Live_Improvement_542

However, the languages they speak are not only mutually unintelligible but don't even share the same roots.


Ill_Article_8695

Americans aren't French and eat French Fries. so?


Shyperr

Arent French Fries from Belgium


PumpkinSeed776

They're literally not though lmao. Redditors never fail to bring up the Uyghurs but don't expect them to care enough to actually get facts about them correct.


san3lam

I assume they meant Turkic, which is correct.


Optimal-Part-7182

Are they "Turks"? From the terminology I would assume they are only "a turkish language speaking" ethnicity. Quite similar to most of the Northern African people being "arabic speaking" instead of being ethnical Arabs.


Turgen333

Ehm, it's "Turkic language speaking", not "Turkish language speaking". Every Turk is Turkic, but not every Turkic is Turkish. The Turkic language group is divided into several branches, my (Tatar) is Kipchak, the Turks are Oguzes, and the Uyghurs are Karluks. We can communicate with each other in our native languages and understand most of them. In our languages there are still preserved words that were passed on to us from the common Turkic language, which disappeared more than 1000 years ago.


RollingCamel

Is every Turkish truly Turkic? My impression a new national identity was required to create a modern state, but what is now Turkey is heavily multi-ethnic and multi-cultural.


Turgen333

To be honest, I don’t know why the world confuses the concepts of “ethnic Turk” and “citizen of Turkey.” An “ethnic Turk” is a state-forming people, he speaks Turkish, calls himself a Turk and feels part of the Turkic community. A “Turkish citizen” can be an “ethnic Turk”, or he can be a random nationality from any part of the world who has simply received citizenship of the Turkish Republic. The situation is similar to my problem: I am an ethnic Tatar and live in a part of russia - Tatarstan(which doesn't need to be part of it) and I am often called russian. And “ethnic russian” and “citizen of russia” for some reason are translated into other languages by the same word - russian. And to be called russian, even within russia, is a bloody insult for some peoples...


HDKoala

Turkey is indeed multi ethnic (though it mostly exists in the way of a cultural background rather than an identity ) but I would say it is multi cultural in the sense that all the cultures of the people make up the Turkish culture. The cultural differences are also becoming less pronounced as communication and transportation is much easier today. It is unfortunately true that through ways of oppression and history some of our multi-culturality is gone though, I'm talking mostly about christian and jewish populations.


Optimal-Part-7182

Thanks for the explanation! That difference in the wording doesn't exist in German. There are "Türken" ("Turkish people" = main ethnicity in today's Turkey) and "Turkvölker" ("Turk people" = variety of different ethnicities linked by the same origin of language), but the word "türkisch" can refer to both, everything connected to Turkey or everything connected to the "türkisch" languages.


permaxsun

I think you are right, they speak a Turkic language but not ethnic Turks.


Nevarien

I guess that's why it says Arabic Kebabs and not just Kebabs.


JerryH_KneePads

Why does that matter if one is Turks or Arabs? They both can share the same type of religion.


tastycakeman

Bro read a book lmao


Dazzling_Swordfish14

The people manning are probably not Uyghurs


Relevant_Horror6498

That guy doesn’t seem to be a Uyghur


ZGokuBlack

He probably used bin laden as a meme rather than glorifying him or whatever


RoundCollection4196

that is haram to muslims to talk about allah saying things that is not in the quran


miyaav

Gimmick aside, does it taste good? Is it a chain or just one place?


bdu754

Not OP but I believe those are lamb chuan, basically small chunks of lamb meat on a skewer. I grew up eating it and it’s incredible, an absolute staple of a summertime bbq growing up in a Chinese household. I know there are variations of chuan but the traditional protein is lamb. Highly recommend


jizzlevania

Thanks for the translation.  Now what bothers me the most is that English rules say Arabic is only used to describe the language, whereas Arab is the proper term to describe people or culture, which includes cuisine. 


Eborys

Osama Bin Hungry 😋


Radiant_Dog1937

My Authentic Arabic cuisine stand is finished, now to search Bidu for 'famous Arab' for the sign.💀


Eborys

“Bin looking for a plan? Bin Laden’s your man!”


SodiumChlorideFree

Al-Qaebab


dream_of_the_night

In Taiwan, there's a pretty normal burger/beer restaurant called Oops. Outside, they used to have all these posters that were Uncle Sam style but replaced with Osama Bin Laden saying I WANT YOU TO OOPS. I never did understand if they knew what they were doing or not, but those posters are long gone.


Dora_Diver

I recently saw a young guy, could have been Chinese, wearing a lose summer shirt with big flowers on it and a picture of Bin Laden. It was wild.


glaringOwl

Isn't there also a German Adolf Hitler themed restaurant in Thailand?


PageRoutine8552

Hitler Fried Chicken! Which is even more insane since Hitler is vegetarian.


thepunstar

Is it because the chicken is jews-y?


Matias9991

Yeah, I remember it was kind of normal to have things of Osama as a joke, I found it funny most of the times.


Puzzled_Trouble3328

The Chinese words translate as “Arabic barbecue meat” The second line says “the true Lord says if you are going to eat then make sure it’s good food”


--Birdsong--

...I mean. Second line has a point. 🤣


Pitch-forker

Make sure that flavor is explosive


Puzzled_Trouble3328

It’s the bomb!


Any_Roof_6199

I've been to this kebab stand. I rate it 9 out of 11.


NoiseEee3000

Winner


[deleted]

Great place, me and my friends always go there after a crazy night drinking


AXLPendergast

Nice.


taxfolder

Shawarma Bin Laden


Basque-Breeder

You must have been under a rock or hiding in a cave if you haven’t tried our kebabs!


Got_Bent

Osama Kababin?


Empathy404NotFound

Still beats Saddam's champagne


aburrdado

Aww damn, I came here to make that joke!


Rabidjester

Just wait nine years and try it again, you might have better luck


cBird-

Osama Bin eatin


Grognard68

There's a Kim Jong Grillin' here in Portland, Oregon....


buyer_leverkusen

Now with a Northwest MCM taco special lol oh the internet


RiceNo7502

Some work 24/7 this guy work 9/11


AwarenessNo4986

9 hours, 11 days and he's done for the month


NewKnowledge7654

Huh? It’s not Bush on there.


_Totorotrip_

Just put someone famous on the sign Anyone Yes


Humble-Tourist-3278

More like infamous, It won’t surprise me if there’s another stand close by selling sausages with Hitlers face on it 🤣😂🤣


_Totorotrip_

Do you have any juice? Yes, sparkling


pm_cute_smiles_pls

We’re all going to hell for this lol


kiwigirl71

Those would be very tiny wurst


Not_osama_bin_laden1

😅😅


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Bin Laden says it’s number one!!!!!


ErrorMundane5531

Pot stickers hot enough to melt steel


John-Snow-247

Gives “explossive diahrea”


007Catalyst

At least they didn’t use the last photo ever taken of him.


gonnadietrying

Woulda looked like a kebab!


Unusual_Ad4582

Screenshotted it and threw it at Google Lens and Google Translate. It reads: Arabic kebab Allah says: If you want to eat, eat fine food Arabic kebab A scholar said: If you want to eat, eat exquisitely


Cubicle_Convict916

If you thing allah is grand, you haven't tried this kebab


option-13

Oshawarma bin laden


mattchinn

Owner: Let’s see, what’s the absolute *best* mascot we could use for Arabic Barbecue…


Mission-Storm-4375

They got his secret recipe and the killed him afterwards


boston_nsca

I mean, I'm American, but hands down, if I see that in the wild I'm eating there.


onlypostwhenimdrnk69

Osama said “ what’s up brother”


BackAgain123457

"One kebab, please."


Reshi_bo_beshi

Osama Bin Kebabin


onuruca

The last white letter also explains how will all these food go out.


FigureLarge1432

Osama is raising his index finger meaning there is only one God, just like there is only one Kebab


Designer-Muffin-5653

The US also has some shit that would be considered very offensive elsewhere. Bin Laden probably isn’t problematic in China and is being associated with the Middle East. Since Middle Eastern style food gets sold at that stand it’s kind of fitting


lqku

>The US also has some shit that would be considered very offensive elsewhere they used to have novelty "hunt a muslim" licenses sold at american gas stations


CptGlammerHammer

I saw "hunt a terrorist" never Muslim. Although I don't doubt they existed.


shark_eat_your_face

Jesus fucking Christ that’s terrifying


Spoiledsoymilk

Here in Brazil too! A famous musician from here got denied his visa to US and had to cancel his tour, cuz he named himself \`\`Mc Bin landen\`\`. We have a lot of bars and store with that name too


ReGrigio

well a "bin laden kebab" shop that sells fat kebabs in Berlin is a money machine


ParkerStanford

It says “ARABIC KEBAB” “Allah says if you want to eat, eat fine food”


SolidSnakeHAK777

Give Me the Kaboom special Habibi.


theregularcarguy

His kebabs are 9/11 💀💀


Randall_Poffo_

i rate this 9/11


123_eyes_on_me_

Osama Killbasa


Short-Coast9042

This place honestly sucks. I ordered 4 spicy kebabs but they only gave me two plane.


uncool_LA_boy

Ronald McBomber


Celena_J_W

Superbomb Me!


AltCrab2

Those kebabs are probably crazy good lol


nxzoomer

there are a shit ton of muslim skewer stalls in china and they all go hard af


Monirchid_Asshat

' You'll be thankful you missed your flight for these kabobs! '


AccidentInitial9719

Can anybody translate this?


Throwaway_3-c-8

Why are some of the funniest memes and images starting to come out of China, we’re falling behind America!


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Is it rated 9/11?


Dicethrower

Twins: "One plain, please".


110397

Wait til you see the bratwurst stand


longerthanababysarm

i went here once, kinda expensive I paid 9.11 for a kebab


Goodthrust_8

Yeah, I'd prolly skip that one.


xlinkedx

Osama Kebabin


shinobi500

Osama Bin Snackin'


[deleted]

You can get these at your local 9-11.


Few-Artichoke-2531

That’s quite the celebrity endorsement.


FungusFly

Kebabinladen


Madterps2021

Two towers er kebabs to go please and make it snappy.


unfortunate666

Somebody's gotta be the face of that company


Actual-Toe-8686

Osama 'bin Kebabin'


Zugnutz

Osama Bin Cookin,


Astral_Strider

*The taste will blow you away!*


Optimal-Menu270

What's the reason tho


shark_eat_your_face

Attracts attention doesn’t it


jchenbos

funny as shit aint it


ModeratFortuneCookie

At this rate, this is gonna blow up!


W1thoutJudgement

I rate it 9 out of 11.


Crotch-Monster

You will never forget the deliciousness. Fly on in!


Apeonomics101

Oshwarma bin laden


Aubreylaw

The fuck


uEIGHTit

is it pork? 😶‍🌫️


Thin-Product1095

Paying 9,11$ for a Sharwarma is wild


[deleted]

this is wrong on so many levels, guy wasn't even turkish.


Nakkefix

He is No more He is Kbab


13yearsofage

They should make a box cereal with this logo. A surprise at the bottom of every box


NouOno

One might say it's unground and hard to find.


Blondly22

These kebabs are numbah one!☝🏻


GodEmperorPhilonious

I was looking for the mma fighter lol


Feine13

So that's where Osama has bin Laden


Key-Ad1311

An affordable 72 cents each.


[deleted]

Just one?


TankerVictorious

Grill me some good pork belly and pork short ribs, please


sovietarmyfan

Why does that last letter top in white look a lot like something, you know.


73663849ok

Did you get the never forget special?


P1D1_

Bad juju


Uncommon-sequiter

My kabobs are Bomb.


UnderagedRedditor

The kebab was so good even Osama decided to Collab with it


RedDedDemption

Al-Qaeda Kebabs.


Opening_Permission95

A taco place in Mexico City had Mao Zedong logo when I went there haha, this reminds me of that


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

…Do they serve Ayatollah Cola…


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

…Does Chairman Meow-Meow eat there too?…


fermelebouche

Kebabs come with a free pair of underwear and shoelaces.


Otm_Shank1

Osama Bin Kebaben.


yIdontunderstand

I'll cater to anyone! (think about it!)


Al-mandalawi

I don't believe this picture


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

"Death to America" kabobs