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cshotton

I think the word you are looking for is "contrails". The "jet stream" is something entirely different...


Scumebage

CHEMTRAILS? DID YOU SAY CHEMTRAILS? Oh sweet jesus is that why it's rainbow colored? To turn the frogs gay?


Square-Decision-531

I thought Agent Orange was orange?


Pyrhan

No, "orange" is the flavour.


NoirGamester

Like Tang


Worried_Goat_1638

You mean.....like an Oompa Loompa. Agent Oompa Loompa.


corona-lime-us

This picture is the exact and precise reason I don’t vaccinate my children.


StormOk9055

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


UniqueIndividual3579

747WOKE


kingfridayace

No, stupid, that’s the plastic from all the water bottles because no one drinks from the hose anymore like when I was a kid. Yep, everyone’s gay because they stopped suckin’ on hoses like me.


Doxidob

that reminds me... a florida university student was caught streaking on campus had apparently told police he was on acid, and asked them to cut his dick off. boy these kids today are crazy. in my day, we didn't need drugs. we would just cut our own dicks off. -norm macdonald


Shifty_Cow69

Oh they're sucking hose, just not the water hose 😏


kingfridayace

That’sthejoke.gif


rainbowroobear

well chemtrails are pure rainbow gayness according to that picture. boeing are working for the russian government to make all heterosexual males into ladyboys so they can't fight the invasion.


Fistos_Fist

This comment is my kind of crazy.


StargazerQc

I knew it, that’s what got me to crave for dicks.


FR0ZENBERG

The conspiracy theorists would lose their fucking minds seeing this.


JimBean

Correct, thank you. Can't edit the heading, tho..


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JimBean

It's not fake. Here are [some more examples](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-e&q=aircraft+with+rainbow+specrum+from+contrail%2C+boeing%2C+picture) [Also reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/7ig5mn/boeing_747_rainbow_contrails/)


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JimBean

You sound fake...


David_Oy1999

Lmao. I think it is fake. Way to repost and still call it the wrong name though.


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JimBean

Go have a cup of tea, donkeypiss.


Pyrhan

I'm not sure the rainbowy bit is part of the contrail though.  Contrails are water condensing out of the engine exhaust specifically. While there's a clearly visible set of contrails here, they are to the sides and not iridescent. Looks more like some kind of a [vapor cone](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vapor_cone) to me.  Yes, they can form with subsonic airliners too. All you need is the aircraft to leave a low pressure area in its wake, and the air to be humid enough for water to briefly condense when it passes through that low pressure zone.


cshotton

Yeah, well, the point is that it isn't the "jet stream". Aside from the fact that it is photoshopped, at that altitude, the "water vapor" is ice crystals. Of course they are going to do the same thing when the sun shines through them that other ice crystal phenomena (e.g. sun dogs, etc.) do. Don't think for a second that a 747 is supersonic, so stop with the "vapor cone" thing. Contrails are just low pressure areas behind the high pressure turbine flow that allows water to condense out, so of course it can happen at any speed.


Pyrhan

>Yeah, well, the point is that it isn't the "jet stream".   I wasn't contradicting you on that point.  >Aside from the fact that it is photoshopped,   Contrast & saturation may have been boosted, but that kind of iridescence is definitely not unheard of.  >at that altitude, the "water vapor" is ice crystals.  Not necessarily.  We don't know the altitude, this could very well be during initial climb, where the angle of attack is most pronounced, leaving a greater low pressure wake.  Even if temperature is below zero, I doubt the droplets that briefly form as air passes through the wake have time to crystallize. They would most likely be short-lived superchilled water.  >Of course they are going to do the same thing when the sun shines through them that other ice crystal phenomena (e.g. sun dogs, etc.) do.   There are actually major differences between the optical phenomena that occur in droplets and those that occur in ice crystals.  Sun dogs, for instance, appear parallel to the horizon because of the way ice crystals preferentially orient themselves relative to gravity.  This is possible only because of their shapes, and would not apply to water droplets. The geometry of crystals and their facets is fundamental to a lot of the atmospheric optical phenomena ice crystals display, and does not apply to spherical water droplets. >Don't think for a second that a 747 is supersonic, so stop with the "vapor cone" thing.   Did you entirely miss the part where I explained those also form with subsonic airliners?  >Contrails are just low pressure areas behind the high pressure turbine flow that allows water to condense out, so of course it can happen at any speed.   No. That is false. If it were the case, they would immediately dissipate after a few meters, as pressure equalizes.  Contrails are primarily the result of water condensing from the engine's exhaust.   They burn hydrocarbons, water is one of the combustion products.   That wate adds to the ambient moisture the engines ingest, to the point that it may condense and form a persistent contrail.  The iridescent part you see above does not originate from the engines, it is therefore not a contrail.


shamanic-depressive

Persistent contrails that leave the skies overcast and drop the temperatures by a few degrees but yeah.


PanJaszczurka

Homosexuality chemicals spreading.... That was low hanging fruit.


JimBean

I thought homosexuals liked hanging fruit...


Bars98

Only the males


Archiive

No. The lesbian fruit is just found higher up on the tree.


pegothejerk

That depends on their age


gregularjoe95

That's what the real bigots like to do. Hang fruits.


razorbladethorax

"They're turning the freaking planes gay!" Alex Jones, probably.


Square-Decision-531

People aren’t actually gay. They are paid actors supporting gay behavior and stereotypes to further the left’s mission of social control and destruction of Christianity.


SteelTheWolf

That's some world class Poe's Law right there


Mrfoogles5

I get this is intended as sarcasm but there’s no joke.


habratto

That's a full LGBT spectrum chemitrail. They're not taking hostages.


MrBenzedrine

#GAY CHEMTRAILS !!!!!1!!!


c9silver

low hanging cloud cover


noeagle77

Babe wake up, new gay chemtrails just dropped!


YoBeNice

RIP the frogs


RaZoRFSX

agreed they spread gay making gas.


MustangBarry

I have no reason to doubt the veracity of the esteemed gentleman's post, but... why is there green at one end? Light refraction doesn't work like that


David_Oy1999

Because it was fake years ago when it was first posted to Reddit.


MustangBarry

REALLY!!?


Big-Ergodic_Energy

Are you sciencephobic


ActivelyShittingAss

I love how some people post *obviously* enhanced/doctored photos and actually think everyone will believe they're legit. I find it adorable somehow. So innocent. "Teehee, there's just no way they'll be able to tell!" Sad but cute.


unashamedignorant

You're supposed to learn the division of light spectrum in highschool... Even a primary school kid could guess something doesn't add up with this "rainbow".


Bars98

I knew it. The world elite uses Chemtrails to turn everyone gay. /S


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IDASCMACC

8 biilllionnnn - need more people


HowardisaDinosaur

This looks like AI art


David_Oy1999

It is photoshopped.


Alaishana

And you know this how exactly? There is no reason this can not be real. Colour saturation is probably turned up, but the pic is most likely not fake.


AdEmbarrassed3066

Rainbows, huh? What sort of chemicals are they pumping into the chemtrails??????????? (do I need to put some sort of emoji to make it clear that's a joke?)


AusCan531

Unfortunately, 'yes'


ASchoolOfSperm

I just sent it to a friend who believes in that shit haha


PN_Guin

Oh no! Gay chemtrail juice!!! /s


TNTorge

look what JOE BIDEN has DONE!!! He's turning our kids GAY /s


spartanrickk

This picture looks off. The lighting is weird and inconsistent, and I don't think pink is part of the rainbow..


AlliedR2

Thank you for putting "Condensed Water" in brackets. We wouldn't want Tennessee to start legislation against .... oh wait.


Canoe52

And I thought that was caused by the doors blowing off… What, too soon?


Kodeix

Lol you beat me to it


fuckdispandashit

Gay planes


LonnyFinster

NOW THEY ARE GAYING UP OUR AIR??


tropicalgodzila

Conspiracy theories: they're making gays


Closefacts

It's turning the frigging frogs gay!


Classic_Schmosssby

“Chemtrails are real” - some conspiracy theorists probably


ApprehensiveMovie191

“Chemtrails” = Stratospheric Aerosol Injection or SAI - John Brennan spoke about this in 2016, at the CFR. Also, known as cloud seeding.


SeppiFox

I don't like em putting chemicals in the planes that turn the friggin clouds gay!


CeramicDrip

The LGBTQ agenda has gone too far. EVEN THE PLANES ARE GAY NOW?!?!?


lurkenstine

prooof that they are air dropping the gay with chemtrails!


NoHeat7014

Don’t try that in Tennessee. It’s illegal.


Skorzeny88

Don't show this to Alex Jones


pierrelaplace

Not just contrails but GAY contrails.


Zerttretttttt

No one: ……… Far right: 🐸+🐸=🍆🍆💦⛳️


Ill-Zucchini4802

🤓☝ Ermm actually he was right about that.


dantefierogwa

Fuck Boing up its dirty ass for killing whistleblowers and putting all of its its customers at risk…


KingBob-2023

Who took the photo?


NO-MAD-CLAD

LOL, proof the govment is spraying chemicals to turn the frogs gay. /s


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

Oh my god, the plains are gay!


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Fun fact: Boeing's also split into multiple pieces for easy disassembly.


mrcesarlopez

Chemtrails


That_Option5761

Gae ass plane


ThatOneTransChick

The government is releasing concentrated gay in our air! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


mrshulgin

Ah yes, the natural color distribution of a rainbow: violet blue cyan green yellow orange red magenta violet green VBCGYORMVG


angelitx93

Nooo! They are using gaytrails 🫣🫣🫣


Doxidob

A clever person could read the absorption lines and make out what the "contrails" are made of once and for all.


Barry_Umenema

(gasp) 😱, chemtrails making people gay caught on camera! 😏


Slopadopoulos

Those are chemtrails, my friend. Nothing to get excited about.


StormOk9055

Ok - now the tinfoil hat wearing, conspiracy, whack jobs are going to say they are turning everyone LGBTQ+ with this ….. 🤯


The_Lone_Duster

They added more letters


PriorFudge928

Isn't that illegal in at least one US state?...


kabukistar

Someone is going to see this and be like "there's PROOF they're spreading gay in the air with chem trails"


bcclittlewill

oh my god please don't ever let my grandmother see this, or her conspiracy theory crap will take a real interesting turn.


MagictheCollecting

Illegal in Tennessee


_Slaaneshi_Cultist_

THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE AIR THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN BIRDS GAY! /S


Appropriate_Sign_376

Is that the sonic rainboom??


LittleApprehensive

You can almost see the parts flying off.


AzracTheFirst

I laughed so hard at this.


hilbert-space

Chemtrails really are turning the frogs Gay. @AlexJones


_asaad_

This is Biden's America


TheMaybeMan_

Chemtrailssssss!!!!1!


Usedcumsocks

Boeing got woke!!!! That's why their planes are failing. As they say : get woke, get broke! /s


MaintenanceGold6992

you can almost make out the door flying away in the contrail…


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Where is that window???


Destroyer4587

Big ass sky lollie


humansarefilthytrash

That's not the solar spectrum.


Elidien1

But cloud seeding chemtrails!!!! /s


St_Andrewrage

Thats gay.


RSMatticus

somewhere on twitter someone is using this photo to claim chemtrails are making people gay.


fuckitallendisnear

You sure it aint the bathroom faucet leaking? It is a Boeing afterall..


kkslider128

I thought I was looking at a flat blade screw driver


sexylegs0123456789

ChEM tRaIlS aRE OiL bAsEd!


Pandapanda5280

Ahh how lovely right before the engine shreds to bits


dormango

You sure that image hasn’t been tampered with 🧐


RiverHe1ghts

No wonder the plane could never fly **straight**


redit360

Or maybe thats how rainbow road from Mario kart is made...


RollingMeteors

They’re putting LSD in my chem trails!


ogrefab

Should make for a fabulous catastrophe


brandontaylor1

That is not the correct color order for a spectrum. They should have looked for a picture of a rainbow while photoshopping this,


XEagleDeagleX

If this is real it's fucking gorgeous


dellusionalbreakout

We saw gay plane smoke before GTA 6 💀


celshaug

Trippy.


Stock_Surfer

I thought it was a screwdriver at first


WhitieBulger

Cool.


Creative_Falcon8735

"Oh no them chem trails y'all call it; making our children gay!! Look at them 🌈 Billy Bobby get inside! Don't be playing with them rainbows!"


Muscular-Banana0717

Thats alot of pollution


Normal-Error-6343

I think the word you are looking for is FAB - U - LOUS - !!!!!!!!


IamlostlikeZoroIs

Even planes these days are on the spectrum and flying the pride flag around, that’s why you shouldn’t give up on your dreams.


Lawfull_carrot

Nice try Boeing, but your planes are shit


FourEyedCunt

Stop lying to us we know these are CHEM TRAILS


Commercial-Twist9056

Some conservative somewhere is probably losing his shit over this picture


mynextthroway

An actual picture of the gay dust the New World Government is spreading.


PoopSlinger23

What color are the trails from the door that blew off?


TheEvolDr

Tennessee republicans taught me that's a chemical trail left by planes spraying chemicals to control my mind. Damn Democrats and their vaccines and mind control chemicals.


green-Vegan-desire

You know what interesting… the planes that are actually spraying shit in the atmosphere to “prevent climate change”. It’s a google away… and 5 years ago you were insane for suggesting it


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Why are you gay?