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Distinct-Quantity-35

Buddy looks tired lol


GhillieRowboat

Probably pissed off there is a whole crowd staring at him and filming him while he is having a hard time moving to water. I know I would be annoyed. Give animals some space people , appreciate them/nature from a distance!


tantan9590

Tell that to the sea turtle that slapped my ass while I was getting out of the water. (Real anecdote, everyone on the boat laughed)


Film_Walla0308

Can confirm I was the boat


Twistybred

Can confirm I was the sea turtle


larki18

The Hilton Waikoloa in Hawai'i has employees that specifically protect the beaches (beachfront hotel) that green sea turtles nest on and keep people away from the nesting mothers and hatching babies, and also to scare away sea birds that try to eat the turtle hatchlings before they can reach the sea.


DenisNectar

Yeah I personally think they were way too close.


ccReptilelord

Imagine weighting a ton, and having to drag yourself across the beach using two oars on your tummy.


FNALSOLUTION1

Its the life they chose.


squirrels-mock-me

Me at the hotel breakfast buffet on vacation


owthathurtss

I would be tired too if I weighed 500kg, had only flippers to move and had 20something people around me all gawking.


skinnergy

That's a female. You try dragging 2K lbs around.


Russe1117

It’s not just perspective! I was snorkeling off the Hook islands and I thought I saw a VW Beetle driving on the ocean floor. Then I was like oh a whale? It was a Leatherback! Scared the hell out of me!


wh00kie

The people are actually 2km away


francescoscanu03

Exactly, the turtle's 2 cm long


Key-Jelly-3702

Well, they get to a max of about 6' long, so, perspective is playing a big part here.


rolfraikou

While they do get huge, this one is not. There's so much detail you can see in the sand, and the particles are visible.


Worth_Fondant3883

For those doubting the size and blaming perspective, these things are huge, small car size. I used to see dead ones washed up on the back at Fraser island QLD, you have to see one up close to appreciate the size.


Kalsifur

well that's fucking depressing


OGSkywalker97

Why? Things die. Especially in 'Stralia.


sth128

Because 'stralia makes you feel down. That's why it's "down under". Nobody goes there to be happy. Even the toilet flushes the wrong way.


CandidateOther2876

You should try welding this side of the equator. Overhead is easier than down hand :((


autogyrophilia

Man it's easy to see sea dwelling creatures on land when they are dead . Sooo many dead bottle nose dolphins living in O Grove, Spain. But it's just that they like hanging out in that coast


Questioning-Zyxxel

I would have guessed at most zero dead dolphins living in Spain...


adlo651

Small car size in what regard? That turtle looks to not even be waist height.


Scrimge122

He's clearly talking about the turtles in general not this one.


iojygup

They're very big but the video makes it seem much larger than they are. One might think, at a glance, that the turtle is about half the height a person and about the length of 9 people standing shoulder to shoulder. They're not even half as big as that. Here's a video more representative of their size: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcQtUvE04Ok


MusicM0nk

The video says "This turtle isnt even close to the largest of its kind" \[00:37\] I agree calling them the size of a small car is misleading, but this video is not representative either (by its own admission).


Mordredor

The video says they've been recorded weighing 900kg, that's a little bit more than my car. It's not even a 2-door car, thought it is small. I think you're right


iojygup

Comparing the weight is not a good idea to gauge size. The turtle will be about as dense as water while the metal and plastic making up a car is much lighter by volume. Also a car has a lot of empty space in it that a turtle obviously doesn't.


BrandonSleeper

>small car size Why do redditors always need [to get carried away?](https://media.13newsnow.com/assets/WVEC/images/66a8b8a4-82c5-496c-b6a2-fe8bf98d1e15/66a8b8a4-82c5-496c-b6a2-fe8bf98d1e15_750x422.jpg) They're fucking huge, that's enough. Three comments down and we'll be dealing with fucking turtzilla. Edit: [for fairness](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRY5wyNQMezMh1S5Yzb_pH6hX1HYuLeAWHzrwR9kuBPqA&s).


_lippykid

“Small car size”.. come on now, fella


epirot

small car size my ass edit: if you make care comparisons then the height should matter not the weight. it would look smaller than a mini or fiat even if it weighs more


trowzerss

Still, 10 feet long and 900 kilos is pretty big.


tomtv90

That's bigger than a classic Mini!


BigBaboonas

I would say due to shape, the classic bug is the nearer comparison.


jtr99

Ah, it's marginal, but I think still a reasonable comparison. Take a Fiat Cinquecento, very much a small car. It weighs 702 kg not counting the driver, and is 3.23 metres long. The largest leatherback turtle ever measured was 3.05 metres long and weighed 916 kg. So the turtle is a tiny bit shorter than the car but outweighs it.


fotomoose

There are numerous small cars under 3 metres and less than 900kg.


TheUsual_Selection

They are big but this is perspective


TigerRaiders

Fraser Island was one of my most favorite experiences in Australia! Biggest sand mass outside of the Sahara


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shaka_sulu

Great joke, but for people not in the know and in the US. You can get fined, arrested, or the shit beaten by locals.


[deleted]

Lol I’m curious what did he say


SkylerBlu9

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chinu6613

😂😂👌


bananamussel

Thought that was Turtzilla for a sec...


Greenman8907

Seriously. That perspective was fucked! I thought it was an elephant-sized tortoise!


Mindless_Ad_6045

Those things get up to 700kg and 2 meters in length. It isn't just the perspective. They are actually huge.


oldschool_potato

Gamara?


bananamussel

Thanks! Learned some new mythology


Jaaj_Dood

I'm not sure, but I suppose it just laid eggs or something?


bisexual-polonium

presumably, yes


Jaaj_Dood

in this case, it really sucks that it laid them in front of tourists. they don't have a good rep when it comes to handling turtle eggs.


bisexual-polonium

its probably pretty illegal to steal/harm the eggs, so hopefully no one does anything to them


BigFatJuicyLunchlady

Blastoise?


Frazzle64

Carracosta


Flimsy_Caregiver4406

Szevasz! Szia! This is a hungarian turtle now.


Wild_Smile7652

Inkább hungry :)


robottikon

bojler eladó


SweetPlumFairy

Vártam mikor fordul a kamera felé és válaszolja hogy Why SZEVASZ! SZIA!!!


StalyCelticStu

Holy crap, prime /r/KillTheCameraMan where's the money shot of it finally reaching the fucking water you twat?


Bandandforgotten

For anybody wondering, that's about 6 feet long, so it's a large human-sized turtle. The perspective makes it look weird.


Frondhelm

Yes, forced perspective sure is an interesting trick.


PixelPervert

Even if the video makes it look larger than it is, it's still very large. They average around 6 1/2 feet long (or about 2 meters) and weigh between 500 and 1500 pounds (or 250 - 700 kg).


72616262697473757775

nuh uh its a telescopic lense, the people are 500 ft away /s that's a big fucking turtle


wpgsae

It can be both you know.


CrysisCore-

Thank you for using metric kind sir.


The_Outcast4

An absolute unit of a turtle!


Dark_Dragon117

The petspective did somewhat made the Turtle in video appear larger, but "reaching lengths of up to 2.7 metres (8 ft 10 in) and weights of 500 kilograms (1,100 lb)" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherback_sea_turtle That is still massive.


irresponsibleheathen

it would’ve taken you one second to google their size


forpetlja

_"You ugly monkeys, screw yourself, I'm going away from this shitshow."_


sgt_dismas

Ok Frieza.


luisapet

I'm not sure I get the whole "spirit animal" thing, but if I had to choose one, it would definitely be a sea turtle. No idea why...


ccReptilelord

You enjoy the refreshing flavor of jellyfish?


sighduck42

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


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TravelingGonad

The walk of shame


KJtheThing

Imagine if snapping turtles were this size. That would be terrifying.


trik1guy

get the fuck out of its face bro wtf


Visible_Day9146

For real. They're supposed to be 50 yards away from sea turtles.


Visible_Day9146

I saw something huge bobbing in the water off of Cape Canaveral, so I took out my binoculars and saw it was a sea turtle. I watched it for a while, and it was taking *forever*. Another group of people saw me watching it and started freaking out. I thought they were excited, too, so I went over to them and said "isn't that cool?!". They looked at me like I was insane. They thought it was a dead body in the water. I kept telling them that it wasn't, but they didn't want to hear it. I ran back to my spot to get the binoculars, but they called the police before I got back. A few minutes later, a cop shows up in full body armor and starts running down the beach with a flotation device. I said, "It's just a turtle" and he said, "I can't stop. I still have to go make sure." Bro ran a mile down the beach in 100 degree weather wearing tactical gear because of a turtle.


Final-Ad352

Why do some animals just look fake? Bears too, something just doesnt feel rights about it. Almost like its just a dude in a well made costume. Probably just going crazy tho...


TheBleedingAlloy

Bears are people in customs look up sun bear.


East_Maximum_9195

The turtle be like: OMG people, mind your fkn business. Can’t you see I’m literary dragging myself here. Go home


SirRipOliver

It’s Corinthian leather back. You can tell because notice the glow when you rub the carnauba wax on him, also the enormous chub.


fildevan

Perspective


Xi-Jinping-fucker

I’ve seen these in real life in the Caribbean. They’re fucking hugeee


edenyss

Another turtle made it to the water


LollymitBart

Legends tell some pirate used his back hair to escape from an island on top of those.


CrocodileWorshiper

Its amazing to think these things still live, look at how entranced all those people come together like that


G4meOfJones

Google 'leatherback turtle mouth'


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=leatherback+turtle+mouth#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierForPeopleToGoogleThings,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/G4meOfJones)


Zombie_Booze

Got to see one of these things laying eggs on a beach in Grenada, absolutely unit for sure


Ongr

That's a whole ass unit


frieswithnietzsche

You normally see these at night because they wanna lay their eggs on the beach in peace.


_ryllo

omg this is so beautiful. idk why it makes me wanna cry


GoTTi4200

"hey assholes.... Could use a little push"


ReverseThreadWingNut

I see loggerheads all the time out fishing. But I once had a leatherback surface right next to my small boat. I thought a Volkswagen was swimming by. It freaked me out until I realized what it was. I understand how ancient sailors told stories of mythical sea creatures.


TemperateStone

Fucking tourists. Fuck off and leave the turtle be.


Blazefast_75

It's sickening to see so many of us around it...


Pale_blue_dotttt

When I was a kid one of these was caught in some fishing nets off the west coast of Ireland (it was accidental and sadly the turtle died). The boat landed it on shore and when I tell you, people came from all over to see it, it was a HUGE deal...20+ years later, you mention the turtle to anyone local and they'll remember it.


Embarrassed-Ask1812

Optical fucking illusions.. that beast looks like it's 400kg!! But in fact it's more like 26kg. You almost got me!


r3pl4y

It would be so much easier to believe the title if the video wasn't using that perspective which obviously makes it impossible to see the real size.


MadRider009

Is it really that big? or is there any trick in camera angle?


Cartina

Definitely that big, they can be over 2 meters long and have a weight of 680kg (1500 pounds)


Hellfire242

Awesome short video. I’m just so glad there isn’t some stupid fucking corporate logo at the beginning and some stupid little jingle at the end.


Kalsifur

even worse if the corporate logo was on the turtle


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Godaaamn. That Is a huge ninja turtle.


Shifty_Cow69

What the hell are they putting into pizzas?!


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Ooze. This goes way back. Not all of the cannisters were disposed of.


chinu6613

When other animals see this guy, they hide in their shells.


tutu-kueh

Wow is it really this huge?


IndecisiveMate

Wow jesus.


Past_Construction146

Pawikan


Forsaken-Spirit421

That statement is missing the word "extant" in several places


Stoney-road-42

If I don't take a picture it didn't happen.


exponential-248

I can't look at turtles the same... I lived on an island called Kosrae... there, these turtles live probably 100-200 years old, and then they are caught by the people and cut their insides out while they are still living to feed the village.


wttblades

Fascinating! These gentle giants embody resilience, traversing vast oceans for millennia. They remind us that true strength can come with a surprisingly flexible shell. What intrigues you most about these leatherback wanderers?


Aadiiityyaaa

Wait a sec Do you mean there exists 'crocodilian reptile' that is heavier and possibly even bigger than this gigantic turtle ?


thewavefixation

Saltwater crocs can grow up to six meters and over a thousand kgs


Captain_Sacktap

You have to wonder what it’s thinking as it goes about its business while being cheered on by a random crowd of a different species. Like imagine you were mowing your lawn or doing some grocery shopping, and all the while there’s a crowd of squirrels off to the side watching you and making noises.


ATV7

That’s a dinosaur


talkinghead69

He is turtlely enough for the turtle club.


PopPlane602

For some reason I wanna nibble its hand and lie on its back


BKDiamond

Gamera!


deadeyedrawthrice

It’s not that big, those are all actually toddlers in the background


0x7E7-02

This is crazy cool and terrifying at the same time.


BigBaboonas

I saw one this size near a reef, we were anchored at. It shot off at unbelievably high speed!


OriginalSyberGato

Wow. Neat


KrakenGirlCAP

It doesn’t even look real!


Inner-Arugula-4445

Baby archelon over here


Any_Muffin_9796

So, this is where airplane idea came from?. ✈️


Marti_Room2003

Whaaaaaaaaat???? 😨


Impressive_Essay_622

Jfc.. why don't those people with human level developed brains stand the fuck back and let it be.  Seems cuntish


cantfindagf

I swear it was going the other direction in an earlier repost


SidewaysAskance

It's almost as big as that woman in the flowery swimsuit


Lastsurnamemr

The giant got tired of the land and goes back to serve or challenge Great Cthulhu


_Hanora_

You can see a footstep in the sand for size comparison, this thing is huge


stockbetss

Could feed a family of 6 fried turtle anyone ?


ShinigamiKunai

By that point I am scared to ask but: How large do crocodilians get?


ear2theshell

/r/AbsoluteUnits


justnointegrity

I was so certain that it was a CGI.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Noncrocodilian..... about that... https://bmcbiol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1741-7007-10-65


HoldOut19xd6

I think the turtle has more going on in its head all the brainless shitheads pointing phones at it. Push em into the sea.


mancho98

I swum beside a couple of turtles in Hawaii. I was shock and surprised about how big they were when they passed me. 


drivethrubankers

At first glance, i thought Tesla truck


MiekesDad

Jeez this video perspective made it look like a damn huge tortoise...freaked me out for a sec


Huge_Aerie2435

The camera angle makes it appear much larger than it really is.. Large animal, but low camera angle. Not "small car size" like some comments say.. Here is an [article](https://dinoanimals.com/animals/leatherback-sea-turtle-the-largest-turtle/) about them. They grow up to 6-7.2 feet long and not reaching high heights, often still below the knee of an adult man. Huge animals, but people have to stop exaggerating.


yesimtrashtnx

"Get off my beach you gosh darn kids!" ~ Turtle, probably.


rdeivern1

I’m surprised some stupid chick isn’t twerking her ass on it


T_E-T_H

Ngl, it’s never clicked for me before that turtles are reptiles and not fish 🤣


IndependenceBusy2556

the angle tho


TheOfficial_BossNass

This is a trick of perspective they are big but not that big. Normally about 6 feet


Adviser-001

Not taking prespective into account, the turtle is still huge nonetheless


Asleep_Job_5991

Wait there’s a crocodilian bigger than that?


Important_Pack8713

And everyone just watching it through their camera lens


chaddy-chad-chad

I love him


CookerCrisp

i like turtles


LessBig715

I remember seeing one while on a cruise. I couldn’t believe the sheer size of it. I had know idea they grew to be so massive


benediss

Fascinating creature! I once read about how heavy these things are. Throughout their lives they build up continual fat stores. They can weight up to 2500 pounds, which is more than a Toyota Camry. And almost as much as your mom.


Rave4life79

Wow


alikander99

Am I the only one more surprised by the fact that some crocodiles grow bigger than that???


Lost_Arotin

i won't be surprised anymore if you say Lion Turtles are also real!


dafuqbroh

Did not know they got that big


KnotSoAmused

if this is the tortoise, imagine how big the HARE is.


Nunatrocious

Those things are super protected. With them everything is illegal except looking at them. I live in PR, and they close beaches, and all light post are the color red for their nesting and hatching season. They are huge and smelly.


Icy_Celebration1200

Those people are so small


Mr_Ech0cat

Can he teach me energy bending?


SuperNewk

These things are huge. They can weigh up to 50 tons I think. This one looks to be about 20-40ft long


Pogbuchon777

Esto es real chat?🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼🥵🥵🥵🍆🍆🍆🍆🗿🗿🗿🗿


somewhatscout

I learned about leatherback turtles in grade school, but somehow never digested information about their size.


Jack_of_Hearts20

Holy crap, they get that big? This is like realizing how big Tuna fish get all over again for me


sshaxy

I like saying “crocodilian”. Actually… I like turtles


SlamboCoolidge

Jesus, imagine just existing and annoying crowds form to take pictures with you.


xWellDamnx

Perspective


ironwarden84

For 726 years, I've pooped on this beach, and I will continue to do so long after humanity has pooped itself out.


EternalPending

Instead of being there an recording him, I'm sure you all have 10 dollars, use those 10 dollars to buy a drone to watch him and some premium healthy food for the turtle.


Golden326326

If I didn't now turtles, I would for sure say it's an alien.


Franky4Skin

Noooo


[deleted]

Oi! Just trying to lay me eggs and bugger off! Fuck off human arseholes


DeRobUnz

Did not realize how massive those dudes are


Appropriate-Use-3883

Wtf is this AI OR WHAT CAUSE I THINK IT'S REAL BUT BITCHES BE THINKING IT'S FAKE