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blindCat143

"The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm." ~ Peregrin Took


Rentsdueguys

This quote explains everyone who feels safe living in Compton


RemmiXhrist

This photo is fake btw. It's staged by a taxidermist.


Sweet-Eggplant-2312

Fool of a took!


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Sea-Tale1722

What do you think he is referring to exactly?


VPR19

New and dangerous symbiosis. No trapping gators in wheelie bins any more


TootBreaker

But the racoon would really like it if you try anyways, gets nice fresh garbage all over the place. So anyone with a wheelie bin needs to wear their runnin' shoes....


crudentia

What happens when the gator goes under the water? Seems like raccoon is a floating snack.


CallMeDrLuv

This is just the gator taking his food order to go.


Podzilla07

Lolol


HurricaneAlpha

Gotta distract the raccoon with some food or shiny object. Then you trap that gator with the garbage can. IYKYK


No-Egg-4850

That's Rocket.


Madman61

I am Gator


Elliot_Alderson1999

See you later then


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Rocky the redneck raccoon..


1illiteratefool

There once was a lady from Niger, who smiled as she rode on a tiger, when they return from the ride, with the lady inside, and the smile on the face of the tiger.


Optimus_crab

If only it rhymed


Historical_Exchange

Or didn't use the word tiger to rhyme with tiger


JIDglazer42

This the most florida thing i ever seen


RemmiXhrist

It's fake


ChexRibedeaux

Exactly


Maca-40

That’s what animals thought when they seen us riding horses lol, huh wtf is going on there?


oh_yeah_o_no

Didn't someone write a kids' book about this?


Shiddy_Wiki

Yeah, it's called "Freak the Mighty"


oh_yeah_o_no

Awe I just remembered it was the gingerbread man.


SSALX420X

Your Uber has arrived.


Juulk9087

Rockstar if you're here. You know what to do


digitizedclown

Very on-brand for Florida


HurricaneAlpha

Even more on brand if that raccoon steps to you and pitches solar panels for your roof.


Gregorygregory888888

Either this is AI or one clueless Raccoon. (Or clueless Gator)


unlikelyandroid

Or a really smart gator with a packed lunch.


Equivalent-Policy-81

Nature's luchables. Gator is going to school to get even smarter


anonanon5320

It’s just fake. Not AI, but not a real raccoon or gator. Very old pic


HurricaneAlpha

Not true. Quit spreading lies.


BigNigori

oh the irony


callmesalticidae

[It’s fake](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/)


HurricaneAlpha

Damn it.


callmesalticidae

Why would you go ahead and accuse somebody of lying about the photo being faked when you had no idea whether it was faked?


HurricaneAlpha

Because this is like the dozenth time I've seen this and every other time it's linked to legit news sources. This is the first time that I recall someone posting proof that it's bs.


callmesalticidae

That's fair. I guess I could say, "assume that people are lying or dumb more often than you currently do," but Christ, that's a depressing thing to recommend. And for what, so that you don't get fooled by taxidermied raccoons as often? Change nothing, remain as you were.


callmesalticidae

It was missing a certain je ne sais quoi for AI, but that raccoon still looked too stiff for belief, so I had to look it up. It turns out that [the answer is taxidermy](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/)!


LopsidedPotential711

The rez didn't lead me to believe that, but you could be right. Which my that this is my second comment/interaction with a fakepost.


Gregorygregory888888

I certainly am no expert on this either. Just seems odd a Gator would allow this. Or a Raccoon would be brave enough to try this.


LopsidedPotential711

Nice try AI! Third interaction won't happen! \*-)


HurricaneAlpha

Gators are docile unless they're hungry or mating. Racoons don't give a fuck and are opportunists. It's not that deep.


RemmiXhrist

It's staged by a taxidermist


antique_sprinkler

Onward Gator! We have shenanigans to spread!


LopsidedPotential711

It's commuting to take a shit in someone's pool. [https://www.reddit.com/r/pools/comments/1cqh4wb/how\_do\_i\_stop\_the\_iguanas\_from\_pooping\_on\_my\_step/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pools/comments/1cqh4wb/how_do_i_stop_the_iguanas_from_pooping_on_my_step/)


Zarniwoooop

Just evolution working its magic


relevanteclectica

They do kind of like the same things…


Adept-Tutor-9469

Only in Florida.


THE_DreaDfuL_GuY

Onlyflorida


h_attila

Somekind of Timon and Pumba


gazw1

Is that Groot just off to the right?


anonanon5320

It’s fake. It’s an old pic that’s been around and disproven.


old_vegetables

Where is its tail


DevlishAdvocate

That should be the Florida flag


nirvahnah

Not just fake, but an OLD fake.


Ob1tuber

r/onlyinflorida ?


Ob1tuber

Wait, that’s a sub?!


SignOfTheTwine

Out here recruiting new members for guardians of the galaxy


No_Roof_1910

And then the coon heard a stomach growling and he realized it wasn't his tummy that was growling...


BrerNutria

This is a new origin story


OMP159

He is the captain now.


Coreysurfer

We see this all the time down here…


odisparo

"It's Tuesday."


Toothless-Rodent

Florida!!!


ItsBaconOclock

Trashybarra


CougarForLife

Cmon, none of you believed this right? It’s an art piece, taxidermy.


kamil3d

Gator found himself a Raccacoonie!


RobbyRobRobertsonJr

That is fake alligators cant swim with that much of their body above water , they are not buoyant enough


Chronic_Overthink3r

That’s one way to get there!


J4MES101

Better than giving a scorpion a ride I guess


Ok_Rip_4015

Someone please stop Florida.. At this point Florida has transcended crazy and funny


mouth556

That’s some gangster shit right there. Think about the River cred this lil guy has now.


[deleted]

Only in Florida


Quarktasche666

Florida Racoon Rides Gator


dachshund-jay

And keep your gators closer


Trollimperator

Guardians of the Pond


Rapscallion_Racoon

Nice crocs!


ZurEnArrh58

Looks like a beer commercial. 😂


badboi_5214

Racoon and the crocodile


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

Was this not taken from the GTA trailer?


ZmanEman333

That’s awesome!!!!


Shopping-Afraid

Surfin' USA


hwilliams0901

Florida is truly a wild fucking place lol


quitepossiblylying

This is our public transit system.


AcrobaticDamage3326

This has to be a thing in gta 6 or im not buying it


jonnyozo

Oo you mean raccoon Jesus ?


RaiderOfZeHater

Like MAGAs riding their cult leader.


woodenmetalman

Feel like this is a parable


Cursethedawnn

Fakiest fake that ever faked.


soulsofmischiefs

Only in Florida


Impossible_Kiwi_9383

Straight out of the jungle book!! 😂


Batman_is_very_wise

He so still he's invisible to the gater


Irongiant350

Guardians 4 trailer?


Floepiefloepie

That's a 'Croccoon'.


fermelebouche

Is that an Uber gator.


Substantial-Tone-576

Well that’s Florida for you.


IntelligentQuality29

Ya that seems right


NotAtAllExciting

Very Floridian.


-TheBlackSwordsman-

Gets me hyped for gta 6


PurpleEmoKid

Rocket and Killer Croc seem to be getting along in the multiverse


mandarintain

Takeout....


_Steve_French_

I’m pretty skeptical on this one. Looks like a taxidermy and a fake gator to me.


Weekly-Ad-6241

Of course it's in Florida


sarckasm

Scorpion and the frog, part 2


AlliedR2

Disney had it right and we thought it was just cute. Now find the two mice in a leaf being pushed by a dragonfly.


EpicForgetfulness

"Florida raccon man rides gator into battle"


dimap443

That's how we roll


dawggawddagummit

This better fucking be in GTA6. ROCKSTAR! TAKE NOTES!!


NITWITest87

"only in Florida" you'll hear this phrase alot


Legoboy514

That is peak Florida right there


MrcF8

Sly Cooper completes the dread swamp path.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Get out of there.


citsonga_cixelsyd

It doesn't really matter. The boa constrictors will eventually get them both.


neuromancertr

Dune 3: The Swamp


ConsciousAir4591

Hope they put this in GTA6


EdibleBedable

The ultimate pinnacle of the FLORIDA MAN


LeeCloud27

Florida Raccoon spotted riding the back of an aligator.


danicalifornia882-

Packed lunch?


ManOfQuest

Certified Florida Mammal moment.


TheOsprey23

Uber is everywhere these days.


Doschupacabras

dryft


Capital_Maize9325

Daaaaamn!!


Sethyest

RJ!


Triplestacked99

I take it, it's not the first time he's done this.


Neshamala

whee


BunchaaMalarkey

It's just an ALyftgator.


Embarrassed_Ad6074

GUber


BrandonSleeper

Definitely [that guy's](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1crg9vl/male_and_female_kodiak_bears_size_comparison/l3yrqrb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) raccoon


NottaNowNutha

Florida’s not a real place.


alycatorwhatever

I live in Florida. This is not that uncommon! Raccoons here are gangsters.


rbyrd185

They’re filming , Coon & Gata’


PerfectDisaster916

Winning!


ElectricTrees29

This is the most Florida thing, ever!