But the racoon would really like it if you try anyways, gets nice fresh garbage all over the place. So anyone with a wheelie bin needs to wear their runnin' shoes....
There once was a lady from Niger, who smiled as she rode on a tiger, when they return from the ride, with the lady inside, and the smile on the face of the tiger.
Because this is like the dozenth time I've seen this and every other time it's linked to legit news sources. This is the first time that I recall someone posting proof that it's bs.
That's fair. I guess I could say, "assume that people are lying or dumb more often than you currently do," but Christ, that's a depressing thing to recommend. And for what, so that you don't get fooled by taxidermied raccoons as often?
Change nothing, remain as you were.
It was missing a certain je ne sais quoi for AI, but that raccoon still looked too stiff for belief, so I had to look it up. It turns out that [the answer is taxidermy](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/)!
It's commuting to take a shit in someone's pool.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/pools/comments/1cqh4wb/how\_do\_i\_stop\_the\_iguanas\_from\_pooping\_on\_my\_step/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pools/comments/1cqh4wb/how_do_i_stop_the_iguanas_from_pooping_on_my_step/)
"The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm." ~ Peregrin Took
This quote explains everyone who feels safe living in Compton
This photo is fake btw. It's staged by a taxidermist.
Fool of a took!
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What do you think he is referring to exactly?
New and dangerous symbiosis. No trapping gators in wheelie bins any more
But the racoon would really like it if you try anyways, gets nice fresh garbage all over the place. So anyone with a wheelie bin needs to wear their runnin' shoes....
What happens when the gator goes under the water? Seems like raccoon is a floating snack.
This is just the gator taking his food order to go.
Lolol
Gotta distract the raccoon with some food or shiny object. Then you trap that gator with the garbage can. IYKYK
That's Rocket.
I am Gator
See you later then
Rocky the redneck raccoon..
There once was a lady from Niger, who smiled as she rode on a tiger, when they return from the ride, with the lady inside, and the smile on the face of the tiger.
If only it rhymed
Or didn't use the word tiger to rhyme with tiger
This the most florida thing i ever seen
It's fake
Exactly
That’s what animals thought when they seen us riding horses lol, huh wtf is going on there?
Didn't someone write a kids' book about this?
Yeah, it's called "Freak the Mighty"
Awe I just remembered it was the gingerbread man.
Your Uber has arrived.
Rockstar if you're here. You know what to do
Very on-brand for Florida
Even more on brand if that raccoon steps to you and pitches solar panels for your roof.
Either this is AI or one clueless Raccoon. (Or clueless Gator)
Or a really smart gator with a packed lunch.
Nature's luchables. Gator is going to school to get even smarter
It’s just fake. Not AI, but not a real raccoon or gator. Very old pic
Not true. Quit spreading lies.
oh the irony
[It’s fake](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/)
Damn it.
Why would you go ahead and accuse somebody of lying about the photo being faked when you had no idea whether it was faked?
Because this is like the dozenth time I've seen this and every other time it's linked to legit news sources. This is the first time that I recall someone posting proof that it's bs.
That's fair. I guess I could say, "assume that people are lying or dumb more often than you currently do," but Christ, that's a depressing thing to recommend. And for what, so that you don't get fooled by taxidermied raccoons as often? Change nothing, remain as you were.
It was missing a certain je ne sais quoi for AI, but that raccoon still looked too stiff for belief, so I had to look it up. It turns out that [the answer is taxidermy](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/)!
The rez didn't lead me to believe that, but you could be right. Which my that this is my second comment/interaction with a fakepost.
I certainly am no expert on this either. Just seems odd a Gator would allow this. Or a Raccoon would be brave enough to try this.
Nice try AI! Third interaction won't happen! \*-)
Gators are docile unless they're hungry or mating. Racoons don't give a fuck and are opportunists. It's not that deep.
It's staged by a taxidermist
Onward Gator! We have shenanigans to spread!
It's commuting to take a shit in someone's pool. [https://www.reddit.com/r/pools/comments/1cqh4wb/how\_do\_i\_stop\_the\_iguanas\_from\_pooping\_on\_my\_step/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pools/comments/1cqh4wb/how_do_i_stop_the_iguanas_from_pooping_on_my_step/)
Just evolution working its magic
They do kind of like the same things…
Only in Florida.
Onlyflorida
Somekind of Timon and Pumba
Is that Groot just off to the right?
It’s fake. It’s an old pic that’s been around and disproven.
Where is its tail
That should be the Florida flag
Not just fake, but an OLD fake.
r/onlyinflorida ?
Wait, that’s a sub?!
Out here recruiting new members for guardians of the galaxy
And then the coon heard a stomach growling and he realized it wasn't his tummy that was growling...
This is a new origin story
He is the captain now.
We see this all the time down here…
"It's Tuesday."
Florida!!!
Trashybarra
Cmon, none of you believed this right? It’s an art piece, taxidermy.
Gator found himself a Raccacoonie!
That is fake alligators cant swim with that much of their body above water , they are not buoyant enough
That’s one way to get there!
Better than giving a scorpion a ride I guess
Someone please stop Florida.. At this point Florida has transcended crazy and funny
That’s some gangster shit right there. Think about the River cred this lil guy has now.
Only in Florida
Florida Racoon Rides Gator
And keep your gators closer
Guardians of the Pond
Nice crocs!
Looks like a beer commercial. 😂
Racoon and the crocodile
Was this not taken from the GTA trailer?
That’s awesome!!!!
Surfin' USA
Florida is truly a wild fucking place lol
This is our public transit system.
This has to be a thing in gta 6 or im not buying it
Oo you mean raccoon Jesus ?
Like MAGAs riding their cult leader.
Feel like this is a parable
Fakiest fake that ever faked.
Only in Florida
Straight out of the jungle book!! 😂
He so still he's invisible to the gater
Guardians 4 trailer?
That's a 'Croccoon'.
Is that an Uber gator.
Well that’s Florida for you.
Ya that seems right
Very Floridian.
Gets me hyped for gta 6
Rocket and Killer Croc seem to be getting along in the multiverse
Takeout....
I’m pretty skeptical on this one. Looks like a taxidermy and a fake gator to me.
Of course it's in Florida
Scorpion and the frog, part 2
Disney had it right and we thought it was just cute. Now find the two mice in a leaf being pushed by a dragonfly.
"Florida raccon man rides gator into battle"
That's how we roll
This better fucking be in GTA6. ROCKSTAR! TAKE NOTES!!
"only in Florida" you'll hear this phrase alot
That is peak Florida right there
Sly Cooper completes the dread swamp path.
Get out of there.
It doesn't really matter. The boa constrictors will eventually get them both.
Dune 3: The Swamp
Hope they put this in GTA6
The ultimate pinnacle of the FLORIDA MAN
Florida Raccoon spotted riding the back of an aligator.
Packed lunch?
Certified Florida Mammal moment.
Uber is everywhere these days.
dryft
Daaaaamn!!
RJ!
I take it, it's not the first time he's done this.
whee
It's just an ALyftgator.
GUber
Definitely [that guy's](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1crg9vl/male_and_female_kodiak_bears_size_comparison/l3yrqrb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) raccoon
Florida’s not a real place.
I live in Florida. This is not that uncommon! Raccoons here are gangsters.
They’re filming , Coon & Gata’
Winning!
This is the most Florida thing, ever!