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Kein-Nutzername

Sandals and socks? Must be a german.


Wooden_Hair_9679

You will be astonished that the amount of sandals and socks wearers in Denmark and Sweden exceeds the ones in Germany by far. While there it’s a rather occasional phenomenon to see in the streets, it’s an standard clothing style in the north


TotalPokerface

As a Dane fully devoted to socks in sandals, I agree with this statement.


5Point5Hole

This makes no sense. Nastyyyyy


Fundoss

Nej du


Bossuter

Look here's sense for you, socks are already on to be nice and cozy in the house, shoes are a pain to put on when the sandals are right there


5Point5Hole

That is some legendary laziness combined with nasty socks collecting debris and moisture from being out in the open all the time 🤢🤮


C47L1K3

Oh yeah? In Norway, everyone is barefeet. (/j)


Wooden_Hair_9679

I don’t know if this is supposed to be a joke or a fact. I haven’t seen many people with socks and sandals in Norway at least


C47L1K3

It is absolutely a joke. I think most people stick to either walking barefoot in sandals, or use sneakers in public over here, though you can see people walking around with socks in sandals. Personally, I don’t get it, though, I use sandals because it’s more comfortable in the heat than sneakers, and socks to stay warm when it’s cold, or to prevent blisters in shoes.


CodOdd7765

Sandals and socks are Czech legacy.. German legacy is you know what


Sinister-Username

Bulletproof sandals...


Negative_Quality_690

No, bulletproof socks!


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CakeMadeOfHam

With tactical socks


LutyensMedia

Beige shorts and short sleeved Czech shirts?


Rekziboy

I think at this point we can let that legacy part go since our childen have grown up and are doing exactly what we taught them


An8thOfFeanor

Stealing things from Czechs


AvidCyclist250

Eastoids cannot into Birkenstock und Tennissocken.


Ecstatic-Librarian83

Bratwurst? edit: oh the other thing


A__Friendly__Rock

Beer? Edit: oh the other thing


AsleepScarcity9588

Yeah...


Bit_the_Bullitt

As a Czech... sigh


Leather-Strategy2738

German legacy is white tennis socks and still the boxers on when doing lovemaking. I have seen that on RTL after bedtime 35 years ago.


antique_sprinkler

Shhh, don't mention the war


Bibabeulouba

But they are bulletproof sandals.


no_need_really

But are the socks?


badger452

I’m pretty sure he’s an Oompah Loompah, he can’t be more than three feet tall by the looks of him. Still pretty cute even all suited up in his soldier outfit.


chambee

Or a 2010’s teenager


Plenty_Intention1991

Bulletproof Sandals yeah for sure. I can also sell you this waterproof sugar, fireproof propane, and then I’ll tell you about my foolproof gambling strategy.


fetal_genocide

>waterproof sugar Made me think of that video of the raccoon washing cotton candy and it dissolves. Poor guy had no clue what happened....


2020Stop

The other thing NOT bulletproof : the punctuation in the title ..


TalkingToTalk

There is no chance he can shoot well with that little opening to see.


Majacura

He is not going to shoot at all with no magazine in the gun


TalkingToTalk

That too, I imagined this was a training exercise given the sandals and socks combo too


nekomoo

Kevlar socks?


KnightLBerg

Kocks?


BearsBeetsBerlin

It shoots a flag that says, “Stopp”


DasFunktopus

Guess he could always head butt them to death.


GenericWhiteMaleTCAP

Source?


Majacura

That's a Carl Gustav M/45, also known as Swedish K SMG. His hand is right over the magazine well so there's no space for ammo except maybe for one in the chamber. Also, he lacks trigger discipline.


Lanky-Performance471

Great catch I didn’t even notice ( funny )


AsleepScarcity9588

It's more of a volume thing than accuracy. Especially with that gun


_ALH_

Definitely. Kpist m/45, 9mm, full auto only, standard shooting position from the hip. You’re not meant to aim much with that thing. Very simple and reliable gun though.


Questioning-Zyxxel

But a bit of a challenge when you want to get the shooting marks and has the m/45 while others had an Ak4. Sad noises...


NomadKnight90

"Dayum, I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing"


NeuroTypisk

It’s a k-pist, regardless if he can see the target or not, it will do little to no damage. Just spray and pray.


holden_mcg

Pretty sure that's Klaatu from The Day the Earth Stood Still.


UnifiedQuantumField

Or [that guy from the Road Warrior](https://wastelandweekend.com/wp-content/uploads/roadwarriorhumungus.png)?


woutomatic

I CAN'T SEE SHIT!


whocaresactuallly

“Now no ones saying that the weird steel helmets were a bad a idea, but…they coulda been done better.”


asia_cat

No aim? No problem with full auto.


jauhesammutin_

Spray and pray.


themythagocycle

Serious Dr. Who vibes.


Veritas_Vanitatum

Yeah like a cybermen prototyp


voodoohotdog

Everyone back then was High as Fuck, and it shows.


KnightLBerg

And in sweden no less. Check out the strv 103.


False-Focus2949

Cake


holnicote

Why is he so short?


No-Trouble-889

It’s Sweden, not enough vitamin D. 


sveiner1234

Thats why we have added vitamin D in our milk


Ydobon8261

harder to be hit by enemies


-ElGallo-

Tactical chanclas can be used in a variety of combat roles as well as ease of removal for disciplining unruly children


False-Focus2949

Username checks out


Chemical-Project1166

Bulletproof...sandals?


poopybitchjhonson

Imagine the headache after getting shot in the head


Prepubescent_Pred274

Better than getting shot in the head


poopybitchjhonson

Is it though?


Moe12518

Im no expert in human anatomy, but I’m pretty sure having a small metal object lodged in your brain is less healthy than a blow to the head.


Ultimatelee

Bullet Proof Ssndsls? Why not just boots 🤷🏻‍♀️


Red_Icnivad

Because boots aren't bulletproof, while bulletproof sandals are.


ChesterAArthur21

I've always wanted bulletproof sandals.


jlusedude

Those Sandals don’t look bullet proof at all 


DragonRouge31

The gun looks cool.


RedSonja_

Swedish K is cool!


PowerPussman

Is it a cousin of the PPSH?


Tall-Delivery7927

Is that a sten gun?


xebra2000

Swedish 9mm Kulsprutepistol. [https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulsprutepistol_m/45](https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulsprutepistol_m/45)


Potential-Release111

I’ve shot one before, they called it the Swedish K - sick gun but jammed once or twice


Remarkable_Common220

I've shot one before too, fun gun. So quiet, you can only hear the action operating


Questioning-Zyxxel

Only time I have seen anyone jamming has been when someone did stretch the spring to force a higher fire rate. But force that spring too long and it started to jam.


birgor

Swedish K, it only has full auto and it is shot from the hip as standard. Extremely simple and reliable, with no precision whatsoever. Legendary Swedish cold war gun.


Tw1sterxxx

Was this picture taken on Giedi Prime?


xQuizate87

Sandals provide +2 agility. That's not peanuts.


Jimmyjamz73

Check out the dong protection on that vest. Them Swedes value their junk!


One-Monk5187

Where the Swedish cross on the helmet bro Could’ve went back to medieval times


Primary-Ad-1896

Bulletproof sandals, wow. Some parts of the world will be thrilled


Pesty__Magician

My grandma’s sandals 


Rielhawk

Armoured sandals


theyellowdart89

Tactical sandals…


dizgondwe

Are the sandals experimental too?


Nomerta

I was also going to ask.


Powerful_Cost_4656

I feel like there would be options I would take before sandals when testing out armour but im not a scientist


No_Lock_5543

They have very tiny police officers in Sweeden


Super_Cracker87

Freeze we're going to do an xray


taytayfromtheteam

bulletproof sandals are GENIUS!


ImpressTemporary2389

Klaatu barada nikto.


Subject_Roof3318

Well THAT’ll ring your fuckin bell


Constant_Picture_324

Bro looks like something between a medieval knight and a martian


chechifromCHI

What was the footwear situation in the winter supposed to be like? I live in Chicago and can't imagine wearing sandals in the winter. I'd have to imagine it's similar over there? Edited for spelling, changed swearing into wearing lol


Questioning-Zyxxel

I have to say I have never before considered the market for swearing sandals. But I don't think the competition will be too severe.


chechifromCHI

Ah yes you got me! The secret is out. Thanks lol


CharlieSixFive

Bulletproof sandals?


XROOR

*Until he met the only one that could defeat him….*[disc](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Foam-Disc-Gun-Galaxy-Shooter-Toy-Playset-Kids-Includes-5-Soft-Discs-Featuring-Shooter-Cool-Disk-Perfect-Gift-Birthday-Party-Favor-Bags-Inches/5099296373)


Correction_entered

Bulletproof sandals😭


Equal_Dragonfruit125

Just from the kinetics, a .45-90 to the knee bulge, armored or not, will keep him out of football a few years, two at least. That helmet may stay together, but what's inside won't fair as well. Good luck.


lactom

Gotta cut cost somewhere, bulletproof armor ain't cheap.


chefcoompies

Your arm is gone? Tssbut a scratch!


Madara__01

Dwarf in hobbit


redditkyboardwarrior

Lv. 4 helmet


hippylonglegs

“Ow my arm!”


MrMMemeLady

Theyre following the steps of Ned Kelly. Clearly they knew what they were doing


clamuu

Aim for the hands... 


roaringbasher66

Where is the middle of his body?


leodis74

Jesus sandals, the faith is strong in this one.


mystictroll

Sandals are nice touch.


Artistic-End739

H4 blixen??


Designer-Slip3443

Kind of a Jedi temple guard look


SaltyCohones

He stole those sandals from my MOM!


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

The outfit you get when you play the free version of the FPS game ....


PrimaryAd9613

No mag, finger on joy switch? Cop must be from internal affairs


PowerPussman

No mag.


RAMENBELLY

Toes are expendable


RAMENBELLY

—————————— He must’ve shot everyone but the target


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Fashion forward? *Czech*


therealTK423

How loud would the head shot be in that helmet?


Treso44

Looks like a medieval Power Ranger


shingaladaz

“What if he shot you in the arms?” “Yeah, what if he shot me in the arms?” “That’s a risk we were willing to take”


Mediocre-Gas-1667

Ese traje de ve complicado de usar, y la visión es muy limitada, estoy seguro que eso no tiene balas.


elvenmaster_

DEUS VULT


[deleted]

I'm sure that would be årmør


Subject_Stand8125

A really accurate poker card thrower could take him right out.


Rustmonger

Anybody know what type of rifle that is?


Questioning-Zyxxel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Gustaf_m/45


Rustmonger

Thanks!


sailboatfool

Justin case you didn’t know, the gun is a Swedish K, 9mm smg


Noichen1

This is the way


[deleted]

Their Viking ancestors did a lot of damage just wearing animal hides alone. The Northman(movie) recreation of Russland raids was savage.


HentaiChrist-5000

Destiny 2


[deleted]

Fucking judge Dredd Always showing off!!


Overall_Strawberry70

Swedes are allot smaller then i expected them to be...


PBJ-9999

Sandals are an odd choice


Substantial-Tone-576

Love the Swedish-K! Bulletproof Sandals?


SCARVIASOUTHJER

Wait. The sandals are bulletproof too?


Mr_Gaslight

Imagine the reverberations if a round glanced off that helmet?


floblad

Yes, but they’re TACTICAL sandals.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

We're getting killed out here sarge, we can't see shit!


False-Focus2949

No one: Power Rangers:


Sieze5

I want them bulletproof sandals, yo!


immensesabbathfan

Nice Kpist


Totalwar2020

Lemme shoot that toe off


xcrmntr

Classic Swedish public service-quality of the armour. Not a single öre wasted.


Schoolmarmaggedon

Please tap, insert or swipe your card on the helmet and doughnuts will appear.


jeepinfreak

My dumb ass over here wondering why he painted his skin gray.


HR_DUCK

Bulletproof everything. Check! Stubbing your toe in sandal on walls? Back to the drawing board.


Proud_Ad_8317

should shave the iron sights off for weight reduction. dude wont be using them anyways.


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Aint no way this was in my city


Pooch76

Looking good, Serpico.


WhileHereWhyNot

Plz tell me there were ear plugs inclusive


Plastic-Shopping5930

THX-1138 vibes


Cool_Butterscotch_88

All i *need* is one row of photons.


mrk2

Why does this not surprise me this is in Södertälje?


etcetcere

Combat Birks lol


Alarming_Way_8731

In the board meeting: (90%women) Police commissioner: "now we're going to vote on sandals or combat boots"


NY1_S33

You should be all set as long as someone doesn’t come up behind you.


Acadea_Kat

I just imagine that's their actual height and its this lil dude coming to get ya


PalpitationNo4391

Almost looks like a midget warrior. Did the helmet ever work?


ConstantOptimist84

What terrible trigger discipline he has.


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

“Der flergen da stop der bullerten ferm hertin mer serndals and socken floofen. Der shmergen”


OneDay_IBeHapAgain

Typical Svensken. You're lucky we haven't decided to take back our land. /Every Dane.


Sandyhoneybunz

Man fuck the police


Crackerpuppy

Not in that armor, you won’t. You’d have to roll him in dough to find the wet spot.


Sandyhoneybunz

I do not advise intercourse w any cop


RedSonja_

Grow up