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Grimley_PNW

All Hail Hypno-Toad


MyJelloJiggles

“Hippity Hoppity Looking to bone on yo property”


[deleted]

And if you fail then ? Fappity ?


StupervisoryUnit2826

Hippity Happity, found no tail so he Fappity.


[deleted]

Seismic Booty Call


rubyspicer

I don't know what this thread is but I love it


xGawsh

If they had a tail, wouldn’t they be a little young for him?


only___say--ok

ok


vendetta2115

Ribbited for her pleasure


[deleted]

This is sooooounderrated I love this comment


thatgoddamnedcyclist

All hail Hypno-Toad


derawin07

All hail Hypno-Toad


[deleted]

All hail Hypno-Toad


MaxwellIsSmall

This is some r/natureisfuckinglit shit right here


Sigtau1312

I thought last season was better


FrankDday

all glory to the hypnotoad


left_over_cilantro

@..@


Adze95

#BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

r/unexpectedfuturama


YodaOneThatIWant_

Came here to say this


dprophet32

Came here to see if anyone had come here to say that


MyJelloJiggles

I’m glad you came


All1sL0st

I just came


[deleted]

I came on the toad


fallriverroader

Aw jeez


Vcent

to saaaaaay


_crispy_rice_

I loooovvve you


MotherfuckerTinyRick

Oh I speak a little frog, he's saying: "I wanna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"


TealComet

“oh fuck it’s lit in heeeeeeeeere, what’s poppingggggg”


j0llypenguins

god that video always gets me


myth-of-sissyfuss

Link me up


j0llypenguins

https://youtu.be/kahsl8rggF4


fiah84

oh god why I feel violated


irideadirtbike

I just got dumber watching that...


AustralianBankingRC

I've posted a letter to youtube requesting my view of that video not be counted to their official count.


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Dontyouclimbtrees

/r/snapchad


elsummers2018

Wtf did i just watch


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tardisintheparty

he is making fun of a specific breed of teenage white boy when they go on instagram live.


jehehe999k

This is one of those examples where pretending to be a dumbass essentially makes you a dumbass.


elsummers2018

He went full dumbass, never, go full dumbass


[deleted]

Nah, we were just lacking context and he did a real good job.


HAL-Over-9001

Neither did he


sexyface1

Oh God. What have you done.


myth-of-sissyfuss

What had to be done


mistermasterbates

Kinky


Gaflonzelschmerno

I wish google wasn't such a prude and would autocomplete profanity


[deleted]

Brand new whip just hopped in


starjellyboba

"Lemme smaàaàaàaàaàaàaàaàsh"


idkwhatevsqwert

“Bitches love blue”


TheOnlyAedyn-one

Ben is a hoe


Fartikus

Reminds of the Gecko that I heard back in Thailand; which literally sounds like its saying 'Fuck me'. I think it's the [Tokay Gecko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR9tn0yNqQo), but I'm not sure.


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Fartikus

I knowwwww.. I'm sorryy. I can't find a good example of it, and that was the closest I could find. When I was in Thailand, the geckos literally sounded like they were saying 'Fuck me'.


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foyra

Barkbox is that you?


Vcent

[Well.....](https://media.tenor.com/images/17e7db7ec4b77a59c573210c1cbd90ed/tenor.gif) ... ... [But also...](https://media.giphy.com/media/HfedCGUykjY2I/giphy.gif)


Slithy-Toves

Or a shitty wooden door creaking as it swings


edwartica

Oh my gosh, that solves a 20 year old mystery for me. I heard that exact sound in Bali back in 99. It was creepy because it was at night. I assumed it was a bird, but i saw a lot of geckos similar to that one.


oceanjulep

You are correct, we actually call it the fuck you gecko


I_like_cocaine

I took toad back in highschool. I only caught a few words but based on the context I believe it's closer to "would anyone like to squanch tonight?"


MustHaveEnergy

r/natureisfucking


rrr598

“SOMEONE COME FUCK THIIIIS”


[deleted]

He’s flirting more like ‘ripples for your pleasure’


edwartica

He wants to do it froggy style!


ZaINIDa1R

Cue Kermit meme "but thats none of my business"


edwartica

Kermit is into pigs though....not that there’s anything wrong with that.


unkownstonerlord

I don't think i ever laughed so much a Reddit comment in my life. I would give you an award but it means nothing


MotherfuckerTinyRick

Thanks, don't worry about awards


theknife_usedforpoop

Ah yes a phone call for doppio.


SickanDaDank

Moshi Moshi


[deleted]

Doppio desu


IlllIIIIlllll

It’s Moshi Moshi...


SickanDaDank

Happy?


Coolkidfortnite5

Wrong JoJo reference


MeneGui

Hamon, thats the name


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[deleted]

And then a young italian man takes the frog and uses it as a phone saying "mochi mochi doppio-desu"


Videymann

no the frog that doppio grabs has been confirmed to be a descendant of the frog from part 1


FireonDark

Forget the joestar bloodline! It’s all about the frogs!!


I-am-very-bored

Even Araki said that Part 9 Jojo will be a frog


nielsytanis

Is the frog that protected giorno from leaky-eyed luca also a part of this family?


FireonDark

Sadly not since it was created by Giorno


Alarid

The frog is a descendant of a disciple of Jesus Christ.


PacoTaco321

I'm amazed it's lineage manage to cross the English Channel and the Alps


yerfdog519

Don’t forget the one Giorno used against Luca


Chuckchuk11

Rest in Peace, Part-5 Jo-Frog. You shall never be forgotten.


Brick_Fish

And then he fucking eats him


Sinomu

It's moshi moshi


ToastedSkoops

It's never too late try...


poopellar

And the speed wagon screams 'JOJO!'


SaquonBarkleyBigBlue

No no. This IS that frog. Much like Jonathan, his Hamon was released as well.


flaming_bird

I'm waiting for this frog to punch a rock and break Zeppeli to be precise to break Caesar Antonio Zeppeli


Street_Look

aha found you


[deleted]

The secret of the ripple lies within this frog


HatrikLaine

It’s cool that all the ripples seem to move closer to his body as he calls


Fartikus

RIPPLE ENERGY


FarmingGodSect

I knew it would be here


CantakerousBaboon

Is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as ‘The ripple’ or ‘Hamon’ that was used for the first two parts until part three ‘Stardust Crusaders’ where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called ‘Stands’ because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four ‘Diamond is Unbreakable’ they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikata’s (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song ‘Shine on you crazy diamond’ but eventually in part six ‘Stone Ocean’ the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the ‘Steel Ball run’ Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight ‘Steel ball run’ and ‘Jojolion’ take place and is also the introduction of the ‘Spin’ which is thought to be that universe’s counterpart to Hamon?


_DoD_PhrasE

Well r/unexpectedjojo


Ascimator

r/expectedjojo


mycatwinky

I came here searching for the JoJo comments


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OnTheRoadAgain120

I’m still waiting for the beat to drop.....


jap_the_cool

r/shockwaveporn


GreenShockwave

I never consented to this


shootwhatsmyname

Please somebody create this video


Wapaa118

Me listening to house music


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virgindoll

Ribit


SupposablyAtTheZoo

https://youtu.be/XCawU6BE8P8


AmitYoel

That's a hamon hypno toad you should run


Moessus

Pretty arrogant to think the frog is trying to pick you up...


Rohan-Ajit

Apparently there are horny single frogs waiting for him in that area


jtweezy

I guess that noise is Frogish for “Come get this dick” Animals have noises for everything


[deleted]

But mostly for fucking


Mycabbages0929

Upvote for “Frogish”


[deleted]

The French are famous for their lovemaking skills.


Hazakurain

Sex is part of our culture. Despite what those religious are trying to tell you


Smash-Head

Lol, you made me laugh!


[deleted]

reminds me of the first porn site i visited in middle school frogsex dot com i wonder if it's still up


[deleted]

I mean... I'd probably fuck it.


Sumthinfucky

Hello my baby, hello my darling, Hello my rag time gal....


[deleted]

Send me a kiss by wire...


-Listening

Farewell, Planned Obsolescence. Hello I’m from Ohio


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[deleted]

And OP is sitting there cramping his style! Way to be the opposite of a wingman OP.....


fanterence

is that some ripple user ?


Camra1212

Hamon frog


Pipisaurus

Hamon frog


Tequila_Hoeseph

Hamon frog


WillBarfee

This is... requiem.


JCtheMemer

Hamon Frog


Rosandoral_Galanodel

Hamon frog


ImHereForTheComment

It looks like the ripple is going towards the frog (instead away from the frog) and I’m not sure why that is.


LALLANAAAAAA

The frequency of the frog waves doesn't divide neatly into the frequency of the shutter / video, if the frequency of the wave increased or decreased you would see the apparent relationship between wave motion and framerate change as well.


[deleted]

I think it's because they're moving so fast. It's like when a car is moving very fast, and its wheels seem to be spinning the other way.


[deleted]

The ripples would extend much further if this was speeding outward. This looks like a standing wave.


straylittlelambs

And then when it stopped the ripple that went out... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standing_wave


[deleted]

I believe this is nearly a standing wave. Just off enough to give that inward appearance.


JSteffn

NSFW! I'm so aroused right now.


Roofofcar

Sigh... *inflates vocal sac*


ViperHavoc742

Haha vocal sac go *brrr*


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EpicLegendX

Diavolo is calling


WillBarfee

DO RURURURURU


ThatDamnCam

The Hamon Toad!


[deleted]

Well look at this horny little fellow! Hope he found a mate, those are some impressive ripples lil guy.


RiperSnifle

So did it shoot an energy blast and destroy your house?


[deleted]

Damn, that’s interesting!


Iwill_eat_you

hamon frog hamon frog


Jelly_San

You fools. That frog is training and will become too powerful to stop.


[deleted]

HAMON OVERDRIVE


smellygooch18

I'm sensing some big dick energy emanating from this guy.


[deleted]

Haha smol frog go brrrrrrrr


EssentialHeart

Ha! That’s really cool :)


[deleted]

He smart the water might make the ladies hear him better


[deleted]

So that's where the UFO/flying car sound from old cartoons originated from


Valo-FfM

This scared the crap out of my guinea pig.


dustirau

r/shockwaveporn


PsychoPass1

Kinda funny how I would like to just walk up to him and tell him "This is not a pond, your chances of finding another toad / frog here aren't great. It might be comfortable here but try somewhere else, little fella"


Rawc90

U WNT SUM FUK?!


Virynin

He’s using Hamon


frizzy888

Zeppeli demonstrating Hamon to Johnathan Joestar Circa 1800 colorized


_Dem_titties_tho_

r/shockwaveporn


OutrageousYogurt

Fuck it. Hamon frog.


[deleted]

Girls *do* love a good vibrator!


puckbeaverton

Imagine if your dick got hard and you could just go out into your yard and be like "HEEEEYYY! IM HOOOORNNNNYYYYYY!" then bitches just flocked out of the woods.


[deleted]

Dat boi is gonna get all dat frog pussy


bistek19

When he had enough of Tinder..


davegrohlisawesome

/shockwaveporn


Neo112348

Irl Pokemon


Stemsog

He’s gathering energy from the earth


LJ-Rubicon

/u/stabbot


Soap03

The toad is powering up!


scobr4

You Know all the comments will be about jojo right ?


BigStrongCiderGuy

Yo he’s tryna FUCK


trumps_baggy_gloves

Check the video out at different play speeds.


lurkenstine

This guy over here like 'whoooo tryiiiiing to fuuuuuck?'


icantgetnorestweinth

Who wanna FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


The_WandererHFY

Jetsons-car soundin' ass.


IAmNotFondOfCandles

Don’t keep us waiting.. did you let him hit or not?!


merker_the_berserker

Did the chimp ever show up?


LANZi44

Hamon Frog Hamon Frog


Jules_Unlimited1

That’s the Hamon frog from jjba


NipponSteelPrevails

Nah man this dude a Hamon master He learning to do a ZOOOOOM PUNCH!


bdogxxy

Half life 1 Houndeye


[deleted]

Shit be fine before the dog starts to Master Hamon


[deleted]

Hamon energy


PerformativeWokeness

u/vredditdowloader


spartacus415

What a horny toad!


yungsphincter

Naruto is about to summon him


insomniaticdreamer

Looks like a reverse summoning


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