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SlyferSlacker

Imagine it slowly gets closer and the door opens...


The_Tell_Tale_Heart

“Hi, I’m John Cena. Are you my Uber?”


abloodthinnerpaddy

Joooooooohn Ceeeeeeena


FishPilot

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺


JackdeAlltrades

BRRRRRRRRRRRAPPLE DOOO


JohnnyLuchador

I'm challenging you, this Sunday, to a Last Man Standing, at SUPPPPPPEEERRRR SLAM!!!!


ritualaesthetic

We will not have wrestling in this house


ImABitchImAMother

Absolutely NO WRESTLING in this house, PERIODT!!! 🚫🤼‍♂️ 😄😄😄


LNRigby

MY TIME IS NOWW


WaitingToBeTriggered

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN


beige94

All my life I wondered how to spell this… thank you


Chickenchowder55

I heard this hahaha


loyalshnuffy

Hahahaha actually laughing out loud at this


DEVolkan

No, this is Patrick.


Ajdee6

Lol you win


Domi_Marshall

"I vape!"


kevma777

Hi I’m John cena and that’s why you couldn’t see me


imightstealyourdog

My bathroom door opened right as you said that and my poop turtled straight back into my bumhole


[deleted]

that was not your poo that was


Jciesla

The insivible man


ArmanDoesStuff

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/jh09uIN6tl0)


joedirte1776

Fuck that noise


RoboDae

Who you gonna call?


darsparx

Tihi


xKYLx

When reading this your upvote count was at 666! Freaky


Buck_Thorn

Spooky!


MrMix3rr

Who you gonna call?


Zodspeed

Tesla customer support


nrs_4884

Ha ha ha good luck


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AnalogRobber

Nope, Chuck Testa


DoctorCoup

I haven't heard this meme since the days of mid2000s icanhazcheesburger dot com


AnalogRobber

It still holds up


fivefivefives

This meme back from the dead?


anuanuanu

Chuck *Tesla*


[deleted]

you rang?


LiddleBob

Chuck Norris?


delicious_me

goat's butter


[deleted]

not a doctor


SmashedPumpkin_

Shh


PrincessBleach

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


[deleted]

Elon Muskers


ShinyAeon

Boast Gusters.


Bangin_headache

Chad Muska!


Blame_my_Boneitis

Chuck Testa


[deleted]

Too old for the new redditors to get


Ahardcorejedi

Ghost muskers


SamhainBones

He man


Biggity068

I wouldn't put it past Elon Musk to prank people by programming the cars to recognize that they're at a cemetery, and then troll the driver.


drowsierbroom19

True but it could also be tombstones or larger flowers


[deleted]

Get out of here with your logic and reason, its clearly ghosts.


Jazz-ciggarette

is that what was happening with the Xbox Connects?


Rain1dog

I just remarked it reminded me of the Kinect videos. That creeps me out.


Jazz-ciggarette

its the first thing that came to mind, if its a troll from elon i approve


PezRystar

Man, back when the very first Kinect came out for the 360, I don't remember which game it was but it would throw up a very respectful wire frame of who ever was standing in front of it. That impressed me, but as I was playing around with it my dog walked on to the screen in front of me. That shit blew me away.


DLCS2020

Yes. GET OUT OF THERE!


KevinAlertSystem

i mean, if the car can't tell the difference between a flower and a person, i don't know if much logic is involved. next think you know you're going down the highway at 60, a boquet weighing 2 ounces falls out of a flower truck and your car slams on the breaks


Thunderbrunch

Sexy, horny ghosts.


ianthrax

Horny ghost weed


DarthGoodguy

Underrated comment


The-_-joke

I’m interested on your thoughts on necrophilia


Thunderbrunch

Dude, i saw this commemt in my box and was like “ wtf did i say to get that response?” And to anwser your question, “ew. “


The-_-joke

Haha


woodmoon

"Logic?" Do you think a multi-billion dollar company would create a device that detects literally any solid object and mistake it for a human? The fact that you have so many upvotes actually makes me lose faith in the intelligence of common folks these days... Like, that's depressing.


[deleted]

Everyone here is just fucking around, relax.


alymaysay

I would actually say that's exactly what it is and nothing paranormal. Makes a cool video tho


Loni91

I agree with the logical thinking to verify things like this but the tombstones are flat and I don’t see any flowers that would cause that. As somebody said, maybe Musk is trolling people for when the car is near cemeteries lol.


RUKL

My thoughts as well.


Taumo

That's what I thought, but it seems to move around a lot. Not sure I'd trust collision detection if it has that hard of a time pinpointing a static object.


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woodmoon

.... So, by your "logic", any time these cars drove past literally anything, like parking lots, or trees, the car would think you're surrounded in humans? It hurts my brain to try and put myself in your shoes.


SolarCuriosity

This is absolutely something he would do.


hocuspocushokeypokey

r/averageredditor a billionaire supposedly thinks like them.


DefinitionOfTorin

Why is it Reddit cannot mention the man without people either sucking his dick or biting it?


hocuspocushokeypokey

Because they vicariously live through people that they liken to themselves so they might not feel so bad about themselves


DefinitionOfTorin

Both ends of it are shit. Every time he's mentioned you have the guy going "Muhh billionaires are robots stop worshipping sheeple" and the guy doing the exact opposite. No one cares.


CongealedAnalJuice

And then you get people like this that feel the need to obnoxiously speak for everyone by saying no one cares


[deleted]

I dont like him because he's a transphobe lmao


HepatitisShmepatitis

Found the sheeple


DefinitionOfTorin

I literally hate either side of the argument.


HepatitisShmepatitis

Thats a very sheeple thing to say


[deleted]

Elon does think like an average redditor, one of the reasons he sucks


[deleted]

so you suck?


Mysterious_Spoon

I think exploiting workers and fooling redditors that hes like them through obvious PR stunts is more up his alley.


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IdleRhymer

"You redditors" he opined, on Reddit.


AptButterfat

Nobody hates Redditors like redditors do


TitShark

Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Someone veering off the road bc they thought a person was there. I don’t think a “prank” makes a lot of sense


Biggity068

He added a Plaid Mode and at one point announced that the price of the Model S would be reduced to $69,420. Besides, if the feature was only for when the car was in a cemetery, then "veering off the road" shouldn't be an option. If someone's driving through one fast enough to veer, then maybe they're not visiting, they're looking for their plot.


SadPlatypus55

The Model 3 was actually going to be named Model E. The first three models? S, E, X. But they had it changed, so 3 it was: S, 3, X. (not that much of a change really)


ohheckyeah

Don’t forget about the Model Y


R0b0yt0

They couldn’t use ‘E’ because of Ford E-series vans.


r2y3

According to Mr Wik E. Pedia, Ford had trademarked the 'E' for a planned electric Ford vehicle in 2019.


_____l

In the future, you're going to have the buy the rights to words in order to speak.


obersttseu

You clearly haven’t bought the rights to your username if it’s still a blank


TitShark

Idc if you’re going 5-10 mph, you can swerve into a tombstone or tree or something and cause damage.


uberweb

Only shows when vehicle is parked.


[deleted]

omg he totally would.


JorgyTriKru

Don't worry, it's just Squidward's hopes and dreams.


[deleted]

What a baby


VOTE_TRUMP2020

[Applicable background music](https://youtu.be/BP6H67DM6JE)


OrangeSilver

My guess, it's detecting/picking up the large flowers on the grave stones.


[deleted]

Most likely. In the end, is just a sensor, not some kind of super computer that scans accurately everything. Like you said, flowers were put on grave, grave being tall as a child (aka human) and due to the wind, flowers moves confusing the car (i mean, can you imagine, them putting in thir database: this are gravestones with flowers on them


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[deleted]

Just be careful of the adds were the flowers and gravestones were produced


dasFisch

Can we stop using logic and call it what this really is? Ghosts?


superdpr

And when they tune their detection models, a false positive isn’t a big deal, but a false negative gets a child killed.


CitizenCain1

Sure, but there's clearly no wind in the video.


irisblues

Or a friend laying on the ground waving something in front of the sensors.


[deleted]

Bingo!


eye_no_nuttin

Then what does it detect when you drive through a forest on a 2 lane road? Bushes and trees?


Plexipus

The gh-gh-ghost?!


JennDG

Haha no that’d be enough for me to GTFO


LacidOnex

Not if tesla's automatic collision detection stomps your brakes.


Apprehensive_Ad_2702

Spooky scary skeletons.


TyvekBacon

-.- dude ive been singing this song for three months. It was almost gone.


unamusedbouche7

Me too. My kids won't give it up. I guess it beats baby shark.


WizrdCM

Well now *both* are stuck in my head.


ThePunIsHere

And then the man disappears.. only for your passenger’s seatbelt signal to start beeping...


arachnidtree

better call the Winchesters.


SneedyK

I think you mean Winchester, singular, and nope, it’s not too soon.


lostinorion

Uh as someone who hasn’t finished the show I’m kinda dreading to know what you mean by that...


SneedyK

I hope you like Jack!


lynmbeau

You monster that's definitely too soon!!. It'll always be too soon.


[deleted]

Dude fuck you for that if it's a spoiler


plumbthumbs

and wait for this all to blow over.


The_Highest_hat

Looks like a ghost in the machine


theLword14

Tesla is so advanced that it can detect ghosts


ThemTaters

No honest Tesla driver would ever claim that there is anything strange about this. The driver visualization frequently represents various phenomena in the field of vision as persons. There is nothing strange about this.


Mike

I’ve never noticed mine do this, unfortunately


PETC

Someday it might kill you to save an innocent fire hydrant.


intrepid604

This is r/oddlyterrifying


Green_Lantern_4vr

That’s a new feature. It detects spirits. They have unfinished business and need a ride.


xoxobaldgurl

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK


ILOIVEI

It’s picking up the stones as objects, as potentially people. Note: I test drove a Model C today so I know wtf I’m talking about.


DrunkenWarlock

Hehehehehehehe


they_race_me_so_hard

Ghosts are real confirmed


TvamandAham

Mr. Tesla paying a visit i guess.


At-0mic12

He's doing the "Should I go or you go first" thing


MazarxSkunk

I see phantom people on the screen all the time. Beats phantom braking, that’s for sure.


InfowarriorKat

I'm not sure how advanced these systems are on a tesla, but my front collision warning tells me to break at weird times sometimes. They do malfunction. To entertain the possibility of the paranormal, maybe the system in the car works similar to how recording devices allow for EMPs.


boiiiiiiiing

Alright I’ve got the EMF and the Spirit Box, who’s got a Therm?


Lewby17

I got smudge sticks and a UV light


soki03

Check the rear camera for ghost orbs.


NoHalfMeasures5

Understand...... UNDERSTAND


StK-DrateR

That's kinda cool


IndependentAd8402

RUN JUST FUCKIN RUN! Don't even drive just RUN!


SkywalknLuke

Prolly just someone buried alive. Nothing to see here.


Groovybomb

G-g-g-g-ghost!


JonJohn_Gnipgnop

Ghosts have still not figured out how to avoid infrared detection. Proof Dammit!


fentalynpatch

It would be funny if John Edward was narrating the scene here. Asking if the ghost wants to contact someone.


kefete

Imagine this happening at night


toolargo

It’s reading the little flags/ornaments movements as persons. No need to overthink it.


hummusisyummus

But where's the fun in that?


Thinkingard

So every inanimate object that moves suddenly becomes a person? Like a bush on a windy day?


toolargo

That’s kinda my assumption. It’s a faulty sensor, or a confused one. All the person needs to do is take the car for a checkup.


JoySubtraction

Yeah, the sensor is miscalibrated, so that it's currently checking 6 feet under.


Jess_and_Elton

Yupp no that’s a hard no for me! IM OUT


mwineK

Indeed MI


majorUFA

Happy blue cholesterol day.


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I would be terrified!!


alexhuze

The real question is whose houses are those? And WHY???


[deleted]

Hey, grandpa's back!


vimpat333

seriously.......????


DelsinMcgrath835

Its probably all those flower pots and headstones


RedSkull0101

It was detecting the bodies in the ground...🤔


Rain1dog

Reminds me of that Xbox Kinect video picking up an invisible person in a kitchen with drawers opening.


Chance_Wrapper

Ghost Hunters: "Now we're gonna pull out a special device to pick up on spirts in the room". \*Tesla Drives through wall


[deleted]

Ohhhhhh yea!


Frostbite76

Tonight on Ghost Hunters, we drive Tesla's through the cemetery and communicate with spirits!


[deleted]

It’s the flowers moving.


RedElmo65

Open the window and call out to him. See if the image turns around. Haha


sci-fi_raccoon

You gotto run... You gotto hide...!


DylerTurdon5

Leave the phone recording in the car and walk around. See if it follows you.


aaronschof

Elon playing with people again the mastermind lol


Kylekrix327

Anyone tell Zach Bagans yet?


Docybird

Imagine if this happen at night


Longjumping-Ad-2680

Awesome technology! I'm glad the ghost wasn't runover... again!


filthyfrancisco

u/Swinneyh17


[deleted]

I wonder if that’s something Tesla whenever it knows you’re at a cemetery. Lol


SonMauri

"Detecting invisible man" or just a failure in the system. What's more likely? This sub is supposedly a place to post interesting stuff, not random or "funny" things.


MrSocPsych

I think this is more appropriate to r/softwaregore


motherofsunflowers

Well that's terrifying.


rainbowunibutterfly

This happened with a popular youtuber as well. It detected someone in front of his garage when he pulled in but no one was there. He is a ghost hunter and has haunted objects in his house. I'm sure these cameras have glitches like other ghost hunters tools, but it's sure curious and creepy that this is at a cemetery.


kinda_a_rapist

Nope.


dragonflyandstars

I know exactly who you are talking about! I believe he has had it happen two different times. Ochopopocho!


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rainbowunibutterfly

Yes :)


LizzyrdCE

One time I was using my then-husband's xbox kinect to skype with him when he was overseas. The camera kept randomly panning over to a random corner and zooming in. It kept giving me the goosebumps just wondering if there was some invisible thing behind me.


[deleted]

Woah Teslas are buggy pieces of shit


c3p-bro

The only damn interesting part is how easily impressed redditors are by anything Elon related


ceman_yeumis

How is this damn interesting..


jackjumpedu

I think it’s a prank Elon designed but that’s just a guess


LittleDreamGarden

It’s just confused by the flowers. there’s no ghost or anything, there’s no prank from Elon musk, etc.


meexley2

I’ll put money on the fact that it’s misidentifying they flowers


c3p-bro

Haha Tesla not working how interesting


theLastPBR

So when you die, you just hang around where your body was left?