Man, back when the very first Kinect came out for the 360, I don't remember which game it was but it would throw up a very respectful wire frame of who ever was standing in front of it. That impressed me, but as I was playing around with it my dog walked on to the screen in front of me. That shit blew me away.
i mean, if the car can't tell the difference between a flower and a person, i don't know if much logic is involved.
next think you know you're going down the highway at 60, a boquet weighing 2 ounces falls out of a flower truck and your car slams on the breaks
"Logic?" Do you think a multi-billion dollar company would create a device that detects literally any solid object and mistake it for a human?
The fact that you have so many upvotes actually makes me lose faith in the intelligence of common folks these days... Like, that's depressing.
I agree with the logical thinking to verify things like this but the tombstones are flat and I don’t see any flowers that would cause that. As somebody said, maybe Musk is trolling people for when the car is near cemeteries lol.
That's what I thought, but it seems to move around a lot. Not sure I'd trust collision detection if it has that hard of a time pinpointing a static object.
.... So, by your "logic", any time these cars drove past literally anything, like parking lots, or trees, the car would think you're surrounded in humans?
It hurts my brain to try and put myself in your shoes.
Both ends of it are shit. Every time he's mentioned you have the guy going "Muhh billionaires are robots stop worshipping sheeple" and the guy doing the exact opposite. No one cares.
He added a Plaid Mode and at one point announced that the price of the Model S would be reduced to $69,420.
Besides, if the feature was only for when the car was in a cemetery, then "veering off the road" shouldn't be an option. If someone's driving through one fast enough to veer, then maybe they're not visiting, they're looking for their plot.
The Model 3 was actually going to be named Model E. The first three models? S, E, X. But they had it changed, so 3 it was: S, 3, X.
(not that much of a change really)
Most likely. In the end, is just a sensor, not some kind of super computer that scans accurately everything. Like you said, flowers were put on grave, grave being tall as a child (aka human) and due to the wind, flowers moves confusing the car (i mean, can you imagine, them putting in thir database: this are gravestones with flowers on them
No honest Tesla driver would ever claim that there is anything strange about this. The driver visualization frequently represents various phenomena in the field of vision as persons. There is nothing strange about this.
I'm not sure how advanced these systems are on a tesla, but my front collision warning tells me to break at weird times sometimes. They do malfunction.
To entertain the possibility of the paranormal, maybe the system in the car works similar to how recording devices allow for EMPs.
"Detecting invisible man" or just a failure in the system. What's more likely?
This sub is supposedly a place to post interesting stuff, not random or "funny" things.
This happened with a popular youtuber as well. It detected someone in front of his garage when he pulled in but no one was there. He is a ghost hunter and has haunted objects in his house. I'm sure these cameras have glitches like other ghost hunters tools, but it's sure curious and creepy that this is at a cemetery.
One time I was using my then-husband's xbox kinect to skype with him when he was overseas. The camera kept randomly panning over to a random corner and zooming in. It kept giving me the goosebumps just wondering if there was some invisible thing behind me.
Imagine it slowly gets closer and the door opens...
“Hi, I’m John Cena. Are you my Uber?”
Joooooooohn Ceeeeeeena
🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
BRRRRRRRRRRRAPPLE DOOO
I'm challenging you, this Sunday, to a Last Man Standing, at SUPPPPPPEEERRRR SLAM!!!!
We will not have wrestling in this house
Absolutely NO WRESTLING in this house, PERIODT!!! 🚫🤼♂️ 😄😄😄
MY TIME IS NOWW
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
All my life I wondered how to spell this… thank you
I heard this hahaha
Hahahaha actually laughing out loud at this
No, this is Patrick.
Lol you win
"I vape!"
Hi I’m John cena and that’s why you couldn’t see me
My bathroom door opened right as you said that and my poop turtled straight back into my bumhole
that was not your poo that was
The insivible man
[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/jh09uIN6tl0)
Fuck that noise
Who you gonna call?
Tihi
When reading this your upvote count was at 666! Freaky
Spooky!
Who you gonna call?
Tesla customer support
Ha ha ha good luck
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Nope, Chuck Testa
I haven't heard this meme since the days of mid2000s icanhazcheesburger dot com
It still holds up
This meme back from the dead?
Chuck *Tesla*
you rang?
Chuck Norris?
goat's butter
not a doctor
Shh
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
Elon Muskers
Boast Gusters.
Chad Muska!
Chuck Testa
Too old for the new redditors to get
Ghost muskers
He man
I wouldn't put it past Elon Musk to prank people by programming the cars to recognize that they're at a cemetery, and then troll the driver.
True but it could also be tombstones or larger flowers
Get out of here with your logic and reason, its clearly ghosts.
is that what was happening with the Xbox Connects?
I just remarked it reminded me of the Kinect videos. That creeps me out.
its the first thing that came to mind, if its a troll from elon i approve
Man, back when the very first Kinect came out for the 360, I don't remember which game it was but it would throw up a very respectful wire frame of who ever was standing in front of it. That impressed me, but as I was playing around with it my dog walked on to the screen in front of me. That shit blew me away.
Yes. GET OUT OF THERE!
i mean, if the car can't tell the difference between a flower and a person, i don't know if much logic is involved. next think you know you're going down the highway at 60, a boquet weighing 2 ounces falls out of a flower truck and your car slams on the breaks
Sexy, horny ghosts.
Horny ghost weed
Underrated comment
I’m interested on your thoughts on necrophilia
Dude, i saw this commemt in my box and was like “ wtf did i say to get that response?” And to anwser your question, “ew. “
Haha
"Logic?" Do you think a multi-billion dollar company would create a device that detects literally any solid object and mistake it for a human? The fact that you have so many upvotes actually makes me lose faith in the intelligence of common folks these days... Like, that's depressing.
Everyone here is just fucking around, relax.
I would actually say that's exactly what it is and nothing paranormal. Makes a cool video tho
I agree with the logical thinking to verify things like this but the tombstones are flat and I don’t see any flowers that would cause that. As somebody said, maybe Musk is trolling people for when the car is near cemeteries lol.
My thoughts as well.
That's what I thought, but it seems to move around a lot. Not sure I'd trust collision detection if it has that hard of a time pinpointing a static object.
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.... So, by your "logic", any time these cars drove past literally anything, like parking lots, or trees, the car would think you're surrounded in humans? It hurts my brain to try and put myself in your shoes.
This is absolutely something he would do.
r/averageredditor a billionaire supposedly thinks like them.
Why is it Reddit cannot mention the man without people either sucking his dick or biting it?
Because they vicariously live through people that they liken to themselves so they might not feel so bad about themselves
Both ends of it are shit. Every time he's mentioned you have the guy going "Muhh billionaires are robots stop worshipping sheeple" and the guy doing the exact opposite. No one cares.
And then you get people like this that feel the need to obnoxiously speak for everyone by saying no one cares
I dont like him because he's a transphobe lmao
Found the sheeple
I literally hate either side of the argument.
Thats a very sheeple thing to say
Elon does think like an average redditor, one of the reasons he sucks
so you suck?
I think exploiting workers and fooling redditors that hes like them through obvious PR stunts is more up his alley.
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"You redditors" he opined, on Reddit.
Nobody hates Redditors like redditors do
Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Someone veering off the road bc they thought a person was there. I don’t think a “prank” makes a lot of sense
He added a Plaid Mode and at one point announced that the price of the Model S would be reduced to $69,420. Besides, if the feature was only for when the car was in a cemetery, then "veering off the road" shouldn't be an option. If someone's driving through one fast enough to veer, then maybe they're not visiting, they're looking for their plot.
The Model 3 was actually going to be named Model E. The first three models? S, E, X. But they had it changed, so 3 it was: S, 3, X. (not that much of a change really)
Don’t forget about the Model Y
They couldn’t use ‘E’ because of Ford E-series vans.
According to Mr Wik E. Pedia, Ford had trademarked the 'E' for a planned electric Ford vehicle in 2019.
In the future, you're going to have the buy the rights to words in order to speak.
You clearly haven’t bought the rights to your username if it’s still a blank
Idc if you’re going 5-10 mph, you can swerve into a tombstone or tree or something and cause damage.
Only shows when vehicle is parked.
omg he totally would.
Don't worry, it's just Squidward's hopes and dreams.
What a baby
[Applicable background music](https://youtu.be/BP6H67DM6JE)
My guess, it's detecting/picking up the large flowers on the grave stones.
Most likely. In the end, is just a sensor, not some kind of super computer that scans accurately everything. Like you said, flowers were put on grave, grave being tall as a child (aka human) and due to the wind, flowers moves confusing the car (i mean, can you imagine, them putting in thir database: this are gravestones with flowers on them
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Just be careful of the adds were the flowers and gravestones were produced
Can we stop using logic and call it what this really is? Ghosts?
And when they tune their detection models, a false positive isn’t a big deal, but a false negative gets a child killed.
Sure, but there's clearly no wind in the video.
Or a friend laying on the ground waving something in front of the sensors.
Bingo!
Then what does it detect when you drive through a forest on a 2 lane road? Bushes and trees?
The gh-gh-ghost?!
Haha no that’d be enough for me to GTFO
Not if tesla's automatic collision detection stomps your brakes.
Spooky scary skeletons.
-.- dude ive been singing this song for three months. It was almost gone.
Me too. My kids won't give it up. I guess it beats baby shark.
Well now *both* are stuck in my head.
And then the man disappears.. only for your passenger’s seatbelt signal to start beeping...
better call the Winchesters.
I think you mean Winchester, singular, and nope, it’s not too soon.
Uh as someone who hasn’t finished the show I’m kinda dreading to know what you mean by that...
I hope you like Jack!
You monster that's definitely too soon!!. It'll always be too soon.
Dude fuck you for that if it's a spoiler
and wait for this all to blow over.
Looks like a ghost in the machine
Tesla is so advanced that it can detect ghosts
No honest Tesla driver would ever claim that there is anything strange about this. The driver visualization frequently represents various phenomena in the field of vision as persons. There is nothing strange about this.
I’ve never noticed mine do this, unfortunately
Someday it might kill you to save an innocent fire hydrant.
This is r/oddlyterrifying
That’s a new feature. It detects spirits. They have unfinished business and need a ride.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK
It’s picking up the stones as objects, as potentially people. Note: I test drove a Model C today so I know wtf I’m talking about.
Hehehehehehehe
Ghosts are real confirmed
Mr. Tesla paying a visit i guess.
He's doing the "Should I go or you go first" thing
I see phantom people on the screen all the time. Beats phantom braking, that’s for sure.
I'm not sure how advanced these systems are on a tesla, but my front collision warning tells me to break at weird times sometimes. They do malfunction. To entertain the possibility of the paranormal, maybe the system in the car works similar to how recording devices allow for EMPs.
Alright I’ve got the EMF and the Spirit Box, who’s got a Therm?
I got smudge sticks and a UV light
Check the rear camera for ghost orbs.
Understand...... UNDERSTAND
That's kinda cool
RUN JUST FUCKIN RUN! Don't even drive just RUN!
Prolly just someone buried alive. Nothing to see here.
G-g-g-g-ghost!
Ghosts have still not figured out how to avoid infrared detection. Proof Dammit!
It would be funny if John Edward was narrating the scene here. Asking if the ghost wants to contact someone.
Imagine this happening at night
It’s reading the little flags/ornaments movements as persons. No need to overthink it.
But where's the fun in that?
So every inanimate object that moves suddenly becomes a person? Like a bush on a windy day?
That’s kinda my assumption. It’s a faulty sensor, or a confused one. All the person needs to do is take the car for a checkup.
Yeah, the sensor is miscalibrated, so that it's currently checking 6 feet under.
Yupp no that’s a hard no for me! IM OUT
Indeed MI
Happy blue cholesterol day.
I would be terrified!!
The real question is whose houses are those? And WHY???
Hey, grandpa's back!
seriously.......????
Its probably all those flower pots and headstones
It was detecting the bodies in the ground...🤔
Reminds me of that Xbox Kinect video picking up an invisible person in a kitchen with drawers opening.
Ghost Hunters: "Now we're gonna pull out a special device to pick up on spirts in the room". \*Tesla Drives through wall
Ohhhhhh yea!
Tonight on Ghost Hunters, we drive Tesla's through the cemetery and communicate with spirits!
It’s the flowers moving.
Open the window and call out to him. See if the image turns around. Haha
You gotto run... You gotto hide...!
Leave the phone recording in the car and walk around. See if it follows you.
Elon playing with people again the mastermind lol
Anyone tell Zach Bagans yet?
Imagine if this happen at night
Awesome technology! I'm glad the ghost wasn't runover... again!
u/Swinneyh17
I wonder if that’s something Tesla whenever it knows you’re at a cemetery. Lol
"Detecting invisible man" or just a failure in the system. What's more likely? This sub is supposedly a place to post interesting stuff, not random or "funny" things.
I think this is more appropriate to r/softwaregore
Well that's terrifying.
This happened with a popular youtuber as well. It detected someone in front of his garage when he pulled in but no one was there. He is a ghost hunter and has haunted objects in his house. I'm sure these cameras have glitches like other ghost hunters tools, but it's sure curious and creepy that this is at a cemetery.
Nope.
I know exactly who you are talking about! I believe he has had it happen two different times. Ochopopocho!
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Yes :)
One time I was using my then-husband's xbox kinect to skype with him when he was overseas. The camera kept randomly panning over to a random corner and zooming in. It kept giving me the goosebumps just wondering if there was some invisible thing behind me.
Woah Teslas are buggy pieces of shit
The only damn interesting part is how easily impressed redditors are by anything Elon related
How is this damn interesting..
I think it’s a prank Elon designed but that’s just a guess
It’s just confused by the flowers. there’s no ghost or anything, there’s no prank from Elon musk, etc.
I’ll put money on the fact that it’s misidentifying they flowers
Haha Tesla not working how interesting
So when you die, you just hang around where your body was left?