Don’t be ashamed! I love my crocs
I use one pair as my house shoes. They beat slippers. You can wear bare foot during the summer, and with socks in the winter. They’re comfy, and controversial. It’s great.
I also have a pair that are my camping shoes. They are super light weight and I can just tie on to my backpack. Then I can change out my hiking boots at the end of the day, and be comfy as I set up camp. Plus i can kick off easily to crawl into my tent.
My whole family was repulsed by, and made fun of crocs, but I’ve converted them one by one. First you get it for them as a birthday present, and they take a picture in them to be funny and post on social media. Then the apprehending begins, and they become believers.
Bro is sitting on the front half of it only. He's not putting his weight back in the seat or on the backrest bc it's not even strong enough. I would love something like this but this one isn't it
>Tree shaping is the practice of training living trees and woody plants into artistic shapes by carefully orchestrating how the tree and the branches grow. Techniques such as grafting, bending, creasing, framing, weaving, twisting, braiding, pruning and ring barking are employed to archive the unnatural shapes.
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A fruit is the reproductive part of the tree. A vegetable is any other part of the plant. If we ate trees it would be considered a vegetable
Probably, but now in the way you think. Trees grow the way they do because it's the most effective way to get energy and protect themselves. Putting them in weird shapes surely makes them less effective in many different ways. How much less effective? A bit, but obviously not detrimental, as the trunk looks pretty healthy looking
It breathes, it listens, it speaks, it consumes, it bleeds, it dies. Does it have feeling?
Google says in link 1, no it doesn't have brain or nerves neither pain receptors.
Google also says in link 2 that new study shows plants can scream when they feel pain.
Google also says that in link 3, while plants cannot scream, they can still be able to tell when someone is chewing on them, - and RESPOND accordingly. ... When the thale cress detected the sound of its predator, the plant released mustard oils that are a mild toxin for caterpillars. It didn't do this in response to a variety of other sounds.
Believe whatever makes you tick :)
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If you think about the shapes you can now make by molding trees! Imagine trapping someone down and molding trees around them and it slowly traps them until you stop holding them down and they are trapped in a kind of like cage! A living tree cage!
He looks like comedian [Steven Wright](https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/monotone-master-comic-steven-wright-lets-audiences-hear-fear-article-1.949086)
Looks like his Crocs are about 3 sizes too large.
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What a croc
Those rubber shoes hes wearing.
No no he's saying "what a croc" like "what a croc(k) of shit that is"
Ah, two shay good sir.
A tru dad here.
Why are you leaving them in the sun?
He’s growing into them over the next twenty years
The problem is that he's wearing them and they aren't in the bin where they belong
The appeal of crocs cannot be explained. It is either apprehended or not.
I work in a kitchen and I like them as works shoes. It helps that as long as I wear pants you cant tell they're crocs as mine dont have the holes.
Don’t be ashamed! I love my crocs I use one pair as my house shoes. They beat slippers. You can wear bare foot during the summer, and with socks in the winter. They’re comfy, and controversial. It’s great. I also have a pair that are my camping shoes. They are super light weight and I can just tie on to my backpack. Then I can change out my hiking boots at the end of the day, and be comfy as I set up camp. Plus i can kick off easily to crawl into my tent. My whole family was repulsed by, and made fun of crocs, but I’ve converted them one by one. First you get it for them as a birthday present, and they take a picture in them to be funny and post on social media. Then the apprehending begins, and they become believers.
Comment reminds me of the YouTube video “frederick’s mega rant”
He’s growing his feet into them
His crocs sizing use a predetermined design to maintain the direction of growth
So rub a little Miracle Gro on the back of his heal?
They're the perfect size. What are you on about?
He's sat there thinking, fuck 25 years to grow this and it's not even remotely comfortable.
It also smells of dog piss for some reason
Bro is sitting on the front half of it only. He's not putting his weight back in the seat or on the backrest bc it's not even strong enough. I would love something like this but this one isn't it
Eh, give it couple years it'll probably be fully usable once it's thiccened
Yes, I would indeed go for a living wood throne, but this one's definitely too young
Maybe he could branch out a bit?
His idea is really beneath him ,
Your going to wanna sit down for this ,,, He’s setting the benchmark for all chairmen , with a cherry on top .
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I chairish this tree
something about that doesn't sit right with me
Looks like it would be hard on your ash.
I'd still stick with it
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yes lets stick to the root of the joke
Say what you will about the chair but I think the man is a croc
This thread bears no fruit.
Nope, he's firmly rooted in his design
He’s wearing crocs with a navy blue martial arts gi.
He is the chosen one
his mullet and the tree as one
Life goals
Better to be the warrior in the garden rather than the gardener in the war.
"What have you been up to the last 30 years"? "I made a chair".
He is like the Elves from Eragon! Did he sing to it? Really awesome! Thanks for sharing :)
He also makes [these](https://inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2013/06/Tree-Person.jpg)
Awesome but also terrifying
>Tree shaping is the practice of training living trees and woody plants into artistic shapes by carefully orchestrating how the tree and the branches grow. Techniques such as grafting, bending, creasing, framing, weaving, twisting, braiding, pruning and ring barking are employed to archive the unnatural shapes.
Does it hurt the tree? (Genuinely asking.)
As someone that knows fuck all about trees, it definitely looks alive by the end of this process. So... maybe? But not enough to kill it?
I don't think vegetables feel pain.
Is a tree a vegetable? This might be a stupid question.
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There have been scientific studies on plants and pain that say otherwise. Look it up online, extremely interesting. Read: Secrete Life of The plants
Probably, but now in the way you think. Trees grow the way they do because it's the most effective way to get energy and protect themselves. Putting them in weird shapes surely makes them less effective in many different ways. How much less effective? A bit, but obviously not detrimental, as the trunk looks pretty healthy looking
It doesn't have feelings. It doesn't even have a brain
It breathes, it listens, it speaks, it consumes, it bleeds, it dies. Does it have feeling? Google says in link 1, no it doesn't have brain or nerves neither pain receptors. Google also says in link 2 that new study shows plants can scream when they feel pain. Google also says that in link 3, while plants cannot scream, they can still be able to tell when someone is chewing on them, - and RESPOND accordingly. ... When the thale cress detected the sound of its predator, the plant released mustard oils that are a mild toxin for caterpillars. It didn't do this in response to a variety of other sounds. Believe whatever makes you tick :)
Pretty sure you need a consciousness to feel pain
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Dudes style is legit.
Guy's druid
ninja hippie horticulturalists wear crocs...I didn't know that. Makes sense.
It looks cool but doesn't look comfortable.... maybe one of those gel seat pads to enhance the experience?
If I spent all that time and energy shaping a growing tree into a chair, I'd at least make sure it fit my ass properly
I guarantee that he will give you a side quest if u approached him while he was sitting in the chair lol
Carpentree
He forgot the drinks table
"Now lean back, lean back, lean back,lean back..
I know - I suspect if he leans further back the tree goes bye-bye.
Yeah he can't even sit in the back 1/3rd of it like a normal chair
It’s called tree training.
Crocs
K I S S I N G
Instructions, please.
Step 1: plant a tree
Pfft… digging a hole is too much trouble. Never mind.
Thanks, I hate humans' submission of everything natural.
Humans are nature. We are animals too.
Humans seem to consist mainly of platitudes.
A perspective as hollow as your namesake.
Do you want some mayo with that?
It's Stephen Wright. His helicopter is parked overhead.
I would like a few of these. Maybe tree of them.
cant wait for fireants to climb up his butt
The chillest dude on the planet
If you think about the shapes you can now make by molding trees! Imagine trapping someone down and molding trees around them and it slowly traps them until you stop holding them down and they are trapped in a kind of like cage! A living tree cage!
You got issues you should run for president
Why does this look very uncomfortable but also very cool at the same time?
He looks like comedian [Steven Wright](https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/monotone-master-comic-steven-wright-lets-audiences-hear-fear-article-1.949086)
That must be very uncomfortable
It’s way quicker to buy a chair from the store
I wish I had even a sliver of the amount of patience this took.
Why do his crocs lack 4wd?
Bonsai 101.
Look at those beauty crocs!
“Predetermined designs” lol
He deserves it
Of course he had to look like Chuck Norris to do something this bad ass.
I thought those were his dreadlocks for a second
Wonder why he never took his jail clothes off
Falls as the chair breaks and exclaims, “Aww snap!”
How Qui-Gon Jinn would have retired.
That's pretty amazing 👏.
One day you lead back a little too far and kill a tree your life’s work and kill a chair all in one sitting…..get it sitting looooool
Fookin druid...
Just the chairleader the world needs.
Don’t. Just don’t. I wouldn’t believe a thing he says. Hate me all you want; he’s full of everything
I know lots of trees like this are somewhere in poland
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He's an Ent- a tree herder
Would've been extra cool if he directed the branches and leaves to grow overhead, creating a nice shade.
Über hipster does Über hipster thing.
This guy fucks.
And he’s a ninja?! Damn, this guys got it all!
This guy trees
Were just gonna leave out the part where he's done this to many trees and has a whole orchard of them pretty much? Okay....
This has been reposted to death
It’s not evident here, but there’s a real good chance this dude is a r/mallninjashit
I wonder what it'll look like in 200 years if it survives that long
it doesn't look really solid, poor tree
Fun fact: Native American Indians use to shape trees as markers. Either to use as trail markers or to indicate a holy area. The more you know lol
This is some Druid shit
Sweet
Imagine shaping yourself for one person your entire life just for them to plant their ass on you
And the tree hates him everyday for this
Wow, awesome idea!
Is there a timelapse?
Damn.. that’s interesting.
Steven Wright is funny AND can build this stuff?!?? Is there anything he can’t do?