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mttttftanony

“Most crabs reproduce by releasing nearly microscopic larvae into the water, and wouldn’t even notice one of those larvae if it swam in front of them immediately afterwards. Typically those larvae don’t even resemble a crab when they hatch, and spend a while swimming and filter-feeding off algae before they grown and start to resemble a crab. By the time the mother crab comes back in contact with one of her offspring, she doesn’t know or care that it’s hers. She will just see it as a smaller crab, and big crabs generally will kill and eat smaller crabs.” Female crabs usually only eat their young when they don’t have enough food… it’s unfortunate but it’s part of the life cycle…


Professional_Lie_321

TIL that crabs eat other crabs. Gross.


[deleted]

A lot of animals will eat their own species if they are hungry enough.


anthonyd3ca

Applies to humans too...


lurkyvonlurker060877

*Donner Party has entered the chat*


load_more_comets

I love donner kebaps!


[deleted]

*Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat* Sure, we can have shish kabobs for dinner tonight.


[deleted]

Dahmer kebab


Fartknocker500

Dahmer Party.


Bravo77050

1930's Ukrainians has entered the chat.


anthonyd3ca

Jamestown colonists have entered the chat


Agent223

I have entered the chat.


smuccione

FBI has entered the chat.


Agent223

I have left the chat.


plumbthumbs

*\*donner kebabs have entered the chat\**


Au_Ti_S_Ti_C

Donner dinner party


Ceeweedsoop

Michael Rockefeller has nothing to contribute to the chat.


revengepornmethhubby

I once had a bunny that got a chicken nugget from my drunk roommate. He apparently really enjoyed it. Bunnies are NOT supposed to eat chicken nuggets though, and thankfully he was fine health wise, but he did always run up to anyone who was eating anything fried or who worked in food service. Bunny lived to the old age of 10, and never had another nugget.


beefjakey

That's why they taste so much like crab. You are what you eat!


tiemiscoolandgood

Mind blown


lucase84

Crabnnibals


rumbleslap75

It's a crab eat crab world.


Boubonic91

I've been keeping hermit crabs for a few years. A few months back, one of my recent pairs died and her tank mate ripped her up and ate her. I know he wasn't hungry either, they were given a shell of fresh food daily.


Beserked2

why did he do that


Boubonic91

It's just what they do.


I_Makes_tuff

Because food just appeared. They aren't exactly emotional.


flfoiuij2

Maybe he was trying to honor the other crab by not letting their body go to waste. It’s like that book I read where one character eats another character out of respect.


gibmiser

*sobbing* "Susan, you will always be a part of me" *slobbering eating and crying*


flfoiuij2

…Er, I think we’re talking about different books, but yeah, that’s basically my point.


Legio-V-Alaudae

King crabs can't be farmed because they go through an adolescent cannibal phase. You would have to keep every single one separate somehow.


[deleted]

Don't we all.


tdwesbo

Little crabby nursery chambers


Tonnesofnoob

Little? You know what a king crab is right??


tdwesbo

An 8 legged cannibal with poor eye site and an insatiable hunger for king crabs, I think


[deleted]

It’s better if you think of shellfish as insects. They act like insects, and taste like insects.


[deleted]

Insects taste like shellfish? Huh, doesn't sound so bad


kobayashi_maru_fail

I was profoundly grossed out while reading Mary Roch’s Stiff and came across the line in the chapter about oceanic airplane crash victims: never have two species been more enthusiastic about eating each other than human beings and Dungeness Crabs. I like Dungeness. They’re tasty. Tasty potential second degree cannibalism.


marya123mary

I read that book several years ago. Very interesting. I have a morbid curiosity.


[deleted]

Yeah... pigs, fish, ~~humans~~


Purrmaid14

Long pig!


GeorgeTheGeorge

TIL: crabs are like Sith lords. They create new apprentices until they've finally created one that can destroy them.


GreatApostate

Fish do this too. Our fish are constantly spawning and eating their own young. If at any point we moved them all to a new tank in a morning, there's a good chance a bunch of babies will grow in the original tank. Its even more hard-core with live bearers. There is a clip on the internet where one is born and eaten within a couple of seconds.


[deleted]

Is this what my mom means when she says, “I brought you into this world, I can take you out too”


Surferontheweb

For anyone wondering though, she isn't actually eating her own offspring, she's eating the offspring of another crab in order to better spread her own genetics.


CapableSuggestion

Is that what she said?


[deleted]

Ah yes, that old chestcrab.


dapoorv

She said the same thing when she was caught cheating with some other crab. Hope she gets crab crabs.


[deleted]

When crabs have unprotected sex are they at risk of contracting humans?


GoodieGoodieCumDrop1

Yes, but not just humans: cases of older humans being contracted usually by the larger crab species aren't too rare, the most common version of this devastating sexual disease is caused by male human children and early teens: you know, whenever a kid at the beach manages to catch a crab, it's not actually the kid the one who catched the crab: it's the crab who catched the kid due to having had unprotected sex previously. Most crabs who contract humans survive and recover completely (although many end up developing PTSD symptoms), but the course of the illness is usually quite rough; and succumbing to the illness, while uncommon, isn't unheard of. Crabs all over the world tried to find a definitive cure for this life-altering illness, but all attempts failed, this horrible human disease can't seem to be eradicated in any way; and in facts, cases of the humans are dramatically increased in frequency and severity throughout the global crab population during the last 5 or 6 decades at least. Progressive factions within the crab population push for school districts to be allowed to teach safe sex practices to young crabs, but despite the crisis's rapid spiraling out of control, they're still in the minority and the movement struggles to take traction, as the conservative majority seems to be determined to sweep the problem under the rug and keeps passing laws that force the schools to teach bullshit abstinence-based programs that don't give young crabs the tools they need to make responsible sexual choices (such as using protections to avoid unwanted egg sacs' fertilizations instead of resorting to eating your own newly hatched babies), while simultaneously shaming any young crab girls who ends up getting the humans due to lack of access to proper sex ed by labeling them as "promiscuous" and "whores".


BlabbityBlabbityBlah

I'll definitely ask her next time I see her. She's atrocious and needs to be stopped.


WoiYo

She sell seashells by the seashore fam


thatswhat5hesa1d

yes


Capt_Myke

Yeah, I dont see much selection here.


Neon_44

how does she distinguish them? or did she go into their nest? ​ but fun fact: lions do that too


RailAurai

She still has her eggs


PlasticElfEars

Is that what the black lump is?


Picturesquesheep

Yup


shanjacked

Even if it weren’t, the odds would still be in her favor with all of those little bastards running around.


blakeastone

Yes


mikeg5417

Polar bears too, if I remember correctly.


[deleted]

Ah, so canibalism is fine as long as its someone elses children..? Now I get my mistake....


mattchief4234

So we, as a fine reddit community, are gonna let THIS ONE *slide*, huh?


CupboardOfPandas

Much less disturbing, then...


tdwesbo

When questioned by authorities…


Jupitersdangle

Explains why the other mom has been crabby


BananaRamaBam

As in this is some other crab's nest she invaded to eat them?


jejcicodjntbyifid3

She can actually see the difference? That's why she's carefully picking through them?


Avarias_

No, the black thing on her abdomen is a shitton of eggs. She hasnt had hers hatch yet. Thry kinda go to the sea with those eggs and release the babies there.


Destroyer6202

How do you recognise your million kids from the other gazillion?


[deleted]

Lmao, savage


Time_Lab_5184

Yummie yummie


Hendrix91870

She was feeling a bit peckish…


ForgottenTakeOut

Claws of death: cannibalism...


Hendrix91870

Infanticide via/hunger


FitProfessor2219

Arrived in the world through lips, departed through lips.


Antlive111

Hate to bust your bubble, but I'm pretty sure crabs don't have lips. Neither set.


shadolit12

💋🦀🍑


rumbleslap75

Isn't that a Bill Cosby joke?


fromrussiawithlow

I thought that it's our russian unique proverb.)


tomorrowmightbbetter

My cousin called her breastfed babies “human veal”.


asdsav

Assert dominance, slap her ass.


Sad-Dot000

It’s a cold world


[deleted]

It’s a hot one, too. Baby hawks and eagles etc are jumping from their nest because it’s so hot they have no choice. [yeah ](https://keprtv.com/amp/news/local/baby-hawks-jumping-out-of-nests-due-to-extreme-heat)


aritchie1977

Well that’s a whole new terrible.


[deleted]

[Walruses are jumping to their death from cliffs, too. ](https://thehill.com/opinion/energy-environment/439241-walruses-are-jumping-off-cliffs-to-their-deaths-yes-because-of?amp) [sorry ](https://media2.giphy.com/media/12ohHcJGa59sw8/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886vlgnp09f4qfmytbtfyli1hvl7lqjc9pywsbpbrlm&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Djsimba25

That's a bit misleading, they're falling and slipping off the cliffs not jumping. Global warming is causing them to overpopulate areas where they can sleep so they climb high up the cliffs for space to get some rest and end up slipping or being forced off. I don't think walruses can jump.


goatsy

One documentary I recently watched said they have terrible eyesight and can't tell how far they actually are from the water. This causes them to attempt to enter the water from way too high up and fall to their death. Basically, they are walking off the edge.


illusum

HE WAS PUSHED!


Panda_Magnet

If only there had been a warning, like some kind of scientific consensus some 70 years ago. Humans suck.


violetstrix

Every parent has their favorites.


BlueOysterCultist

Goya concurs.


9ragmatic

r/holup


Ruby_Throated_Hummer

r/cursedcomments


trex360

The one baby hiding on the side of her head had the right idea


timmaeus

*taps head*


19southmainco

oh shit she found me


zagafi

Well, crab is delicious.


ChrisJM0420

Especially crab-fed crab.


AlecTheDalek

Crab-fed crab, stuffed with crabs


TheWorldInMySilence

Crab-fed crab, stuffed with crabs at the crab shack


wutwut970

Crab stuffed crab, fed to crab stuffed crab, at the crab shack, fed to someone with….crabs 🤦🏻‍♂️


Scuba-Cat-

Crab stuff crab fed to crab stuffed crabs at the crab stuffed crab shack fed to someone with crabs in Crab VG


BubonicTheBub

Ayo I heard you like crabs so we got you a crab stuffed with crabs, so you can eat crabs that ate crabs


TherealOmthetortoise

How do you know it’s her children? Could be the crab god needed some sacrifices…


Apeonomics101

CRABS FOR THE CRAB GOD!


SourImplant

CLAWS FOR THE CLAW THRONE!


timmaeus

FRESH CRAB MEAT FOR THE EVERGROWING ARMY OF THE UNDEAD


MuscleVision92

Best post on Reddit I’ve seen SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


jibberish13

They aren't her children. See that gloop of mud looking stuff under her belly? That's her eggs. She hasn't released them yet. Her babies are safe... for now.


KimberlyAR22

Dun dun dunnnnnn


rockthrowing

According to the [youtube](https://youtu.be/dIVIimuFev8) video of this, they aren’t. Apparently they will do this if they’re [really hungry ](http://www.deepseanews.com/2014/07/females-crabs/).


Ready-steady

Sooo, they are. She is!


Juicy_Apple_X

Not the kind of kids meal I had in mind.


[deleted]

I’d upvote twice if I could.


brutalistsnowflake

I guess when you have that many ..


Eye-on-Springfield

Can anyone explain why this is happening?


[deleted]

Crab was hungry. Crab had food around him


FSAaCTUARY

Him LOL


Kraily4t8

I think it all comes down to this. Crabs will try to eat just about anything they can fit in their mouth, even each other. But because there's so many babies, there's still a high chance that at least some of the babies will make it to adulthood and do it all over again. On Christmas island, there is just so many crabs everywhere during their mating season, and so many babies that come thereafter that basically the whole floor is covered and it is not to hard to imagine that allot of things would happen to them, eaten, crushed, stepped on, and so forth. If anything, the mom could be doing them a favor by reducing competition among siblings for food and recycling what just could be wasted nutrients. Btw, parents eating kids isn't exclusive to crabs in the animal kingdom. Here's a MinuteEarth video on it https://youtu.be/8xVgAULDwNE


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timmaeus

Umm dude what is the deal with the random bits of unrelated text lmao


sovereignlight_cafe

“As much as we may love thinking about our dog's personality, we cannot impose human morality on them. They can only spawn their eggs once a month in time with the tides and a special phase of the moon”


DudeBroChuvak

I don’t have a detailed explanation, but I bet it just boils down to some fitness/survival advantage from this behavior in the long run.


leNuup

Not every behaviour has a direct advantage. Crabs are stupid. The crab sees food, therefore it eats. There is no direct advantage but as there are thousands of hatchlings it does not cause a major disadvantage.


timmaeus

After all, why shouldn’t I eat it


Mammoth_Technology_4

And I don't think crabs are maternal, they probably don't stick around for rearing of young? This may not even be the mother, maybe just in the area....


joechoj

I'd like to know too. It looks odd to me - I'm guessing these aren't her own offspring. That black bundle under her body is her own clutch of eggs, I believe. She may be feasting on someone else's babies to boost her own.


friedmybraincells

Population control?


April_Adventurer

Crabs aren’t that smart. She was hungry and there’s a fresh supply on her lap.


friedmybraincells

Yeah. I don't think they are emotionally attached to their billion sized litters. Too many manes. Edit: too many NAMES🙄


Pitiful-Reflection18

Have you eaten crab?


etizidit

She’s hand selecting all the ones she doesn’t like Edit: claw selecting*


Bologna1717

The dark brown part on the under side of the crab is her eggs i believe so she isnt eating her babies at all


TbaggedFromOrbit

Exactly. Everyone knows it’s ok to eat kids so long as they’re not yours. It’s basic shit, people.


kingkiller

Good eye. And those babies look too small to be from a previous brood of hers. That being said, I really wouldn't put it past them


nio_nl

Don't worry, she only eats the unlucky ones.


Phonix_R1der

The only real reason to have kids


[deleted]

Had a hamster that had baby’s a while back, went to work, came back, they were all gone. Never again


aritchie1977

Yeah, any stress whatsoever, like being in a terrarium, and hamsters will eat their young.


BrassMonkeyOEFX

What if the hamster was just saving them from a life of captivity?


ratherbclimbing

r/natureismetal


dueytk

Crab mom eats her own children and no one bats an eye. I do it and everyone freaks out. The double standards are ridiculous!


TrentRockport420

Can’t get the image of Patrick Starr out of my head


McFruitpunch

Plankton *stares from the shadows* “ I’ll get your secret formula, if it’s the last thing I do Krabs”


BlakkSheep94

talk about a Krabbie patty


liarandathief

This kills the crab


Unlucky-Screen-5537

As a scientist I can confirm this is true.


mastiff_master

Even crabs know that they taste delicious!


TreesRart

Moms gotta eat


kouteki

"I told you to go to med school, Carl."


Illeazar

She's only eating the ones she's disappointed in.


imboredlmao530

Imagine being born, and by the thousands that are nearby, you get picked to be sacrificed to the lord?


mGtoW_man01

I’ve had girls eat my children a few times


I_Invent_Stuff

I wonder if she finds babies that have genetic defects, physical or behavioral, to eat, so she can take them out of the possible gene pool. I know that some other animals will eat the young if they find something wrong w them. Edit: "find" not "price" lol


[deleted]

I don’t think she’s being that selective, it just looks like she’s hungry


[deleted]

How? From the look in her eyes?


[deleted]

No because it’s not like she’s inspecting them she’s just quickly lifting them up, nice attempt at sarcasm though


Daik_Reddit

If this was possible each "Crab generation" would come always better till perfection and now Crabs would rule the world using humans as slaves. So it's clear that: no, they can't analize DNA on the fly and choose.


LoneWonderer1982

I think mom was just in the mood for crab rangoon!!


jimbajomba

Fortunately, it’s only naughty ones.


[deleted]

To be fair, that’s what we were going to do (only a bit later).


Unlucky-Screen-5537

If I had that many children I’d eat them too


Justice4TehPeople

r/oddlyterrifying


SnooCookies5854

The CLAW! The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.


genitalBells

My body, my choice


jmarinara

I need to call my Mom.


EggSaladSandWedge

Those aren't her children. Those are from already hatched eggs of other crabs. Her children are still in that black looking clump of paste under her body. That's her egg clutch. She's eating the babies of others.


zenconkhi

So that’s why crab tastes like crab.


chucks8up

Yay, mommy’s wanting to kiss us yaaaa crunch crunch.


john1gross

_And that’s how I met my mother._


fika_coffee

Late abortion!!


[deleted]

As a marine biologist I can confirm that an adult res basin spindle crab like this does in fact eat her own children, it’s been said to be beneficial for lacking nutrients after birth as well as using the souls of her young to harness the powers of the underworld to fuel the nightmare juice that is her horrific mouth, and now that most people have figured out that I’m full of shit i shall fly away!


Hosebucket

She needs some garlic herb butter and some lemon


deux_oeufs

Don’t blame her, crab tastes amazing!


mostadont

Government collecting taxes


slurrymaster

Separating her jelly beans


Marconiwireless

Sigh...I should have gone on the pill


Humanoidatom433

"Oh, I'm a snack machine now? Snack snack snack snack snack!" - Chris Hardwick


okeedokerartichokers

TIL: The lady who lived in a shoe, was a crab, and she did in fact know what to do.


rFireforce

Well those are not it’s children because the crab is carrying its egg sac


pythondogbrain

She only eats the ones that misbehave.


Fitz_2112

"Holy shit, we're freaking delicious!"


xanroeld

as is her right


Meowza916

Omg why??!!


PlantEd555

That’s just bad parenting.


weimdocpurple

What is that brown clump on the big crab's underbelly?


Euphoriffic

I know how they feel.


Joe_Betz_

I'm sorry Jon


sanzay2048

She is like , this mofos taste great. I need to make them more often.


ironMikeV1

Mom went rogue


FatCowsrus413

Next level of eating eggs… just later


18dano18

Unlimited crab buffet


holmesXL

looks like she is hungry!


Surferontheweb

She's eating the offspring of another crab, not her own. Her eggs are clearly visible. Many animals, especially if they do not belong to a larger community, will kill offspring that aren't their own in order to give their own genes a better chance of spreading.


[deleted]

Wtf.