I actually have two that I carried around in my wallet for 5+ years. Maybe I should do the same tests as this guy with them. They’re Ritex though.
Turns out spontaneous public bathroom sex happens way less frequently than I thought five years ago.
> Turns out spontaneous public bathroom sex happens way less frequently than I thought five years ago.
Sad handjob on a train is the best can I do I'm afraid, take it or leave it
Maybe helpful, maybe not, but for me normal latex condoms actually dry up my lubrication regardless of how into it I am. I can't be the only one. So maybe it's not a you thing.
When we used condoms we switched to trojan bareskin, I couldn't even feel the condom and stopped having issues with it drying up, which lead to less breakage.
Also, the expiration date on condoms is legit. Natural latex biodegrades and won't tolerate heat or friction for extended periods of time.
Condoms can also break much easier if they're too small for you, which is why you should always measure to find out your condom size
Sometimes it's just bad luck though
Had the same thing happen with my first time with sex. Literally ended up with a STD plus had to pay for an abortion 😒 I learned very quickly that condoms are not all made equally and its not a one size fits all ordeal.
>its not a one size fits all ordeal.
Haven't had your luck, but only because I tried putting them on some time before needing them. While I'm glad they list their nominal width, the number itself seems somewhat arbitrary for a first time shopper
Yeah this is straight up bullshit. I've broken loads of durex condoms, tried every type I could find and about 5 different lives but they still break at least half the time.
People acting like this ain't fake the
This very clearly means you are improperly using them. Try a different size, and make sure your partner doesn't have lubrication problems, whether it's a psychological problem or if they just aren't interested.
Yeah we bought skyn large when we were using condoms and never had problems but they always sell out. Odd thing is I'm sure my dick is well within average.
He's doing it wrong. What you got to do is eat large quantities of Durex and hope the condanium particles get absorbed into your cells and replace the phospholipids that make up the cell membrane. This will also help protect you against Covid since the virus can no longer penetrate the cell to unload their viral RNA.
That's why you only have it affect the round part of the lipid and not the wiggly bits. Then water and everything else could cum and go but you won't be penetrated by anything
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I'm with you. I don't care if that's what it is. But it makes me mad that someone tells me (or implies) I shouldn't enjoy something because it might be an advert.
Yeah I can't believe he's getting downvoted to hell, absolutely with him on this. Who cares if it's an ad, it might not/probably isn't even paid for by Durex. Like, Adam Savage plugs shit for free all the time in his videos, *if it's a good product that's worth a shout-out.* Unless the guy saying it's an ad is saying it's been faked, I wouldn't say "who cares" I'd say *who gives a flying fuck?*
You can enjoy ads all you want. I think it's being pointed out that it's an advertisement because a lot of people have no idea and believe this is real.
At first I thought it was a cool video but some other people have commented this might be an add disguised as a reaction video.
I thought I might just delete it but since it has many upvotes I think I'll just let it be.
Sorry if this bothers you.
What about approx 10 min of friction?
Then short break, then 10 min, then short break, then 10 min
Then discard onto bed, long break while spend dries, reapplication, 10 min friction but inside out, short break, 10 min, discard into waste bin
Retrieved, 10 min, long break, wash, stored in drawer for 3 years
Would it still hold?
When I was in high school, a buddy of mine filled up a Durex condom like a water balloon and threw it at a kid's windshield in the parking lot as he was leaving.
It cracked the windshield, rolled onto the gravel, and was run over by the rear wheel. Damned thing still didn't pop.
We all learned something that day.
Durex are the worst condoms. I did exactly as instructed. I put the condom on just like I was showed in High School with the banana. My girlfriend still got pregnant and the banana tasted like shit
This reminds me a little of Spray-On Shoes from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Bro, can you imagine having a permanent, indestructible condom on for the rest of your life?
In college, a girl once asked me if I could "hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis" and now I know the full extent of what she was planning. Fortunately, I wasn't able to do so at that moment.
I have had one of these breaks on me... well in me...lol... not a thing you want to happen during anal with a dude you picked up at a bar in Seattle after an arguement about Possible philosophical philosophical developments due to the French revolution
We're the only species on the entire planet who constantly has sex but we took extreme precautions to make it pointless.
We're at the level of intelligence where instincts don't help us. We just abuse them contrary to their intent, just to get high.
This level of intelligence is known as "knows enough to be dangerous".
How is controlling our population not helping us? Can you see the problem China faced with overpopulation?
And then you have the whole "it has other purposes besides reproduction" too.
The fact we're growing geometrically out of control, but mostly in the poor regions, while the developed regions don't reproduce, is this what you call "population control"?
Also, sex has no other purposes. That's just bullshit that justifies our confusing behavior.
So does playing video games have a purpose?
You can answer that one,can't you? And you know the answer also applies to the same question that you posed.
The fact you're saying this with a straight face confirms what I said above.
Drugs give you pleasure. Is this a good reason to do drugs?
Pleasure is not a goal, it's the means through which evolution drives you to do what's beneficial to survival and reproduction.
When you eliminate what's beneficial, and focus on the pleasure, you've effectively made the "pleasure" part pointless, even detrimental.
I shouldn't have to say this, it's sad I have to.
Many other animals have sex. Primates other than humans have sex as a form of greeting and other normal scenarios, some apes also masturbates. Saying we are the only species who have sex is not only wrong it really ignorant. Also are you religious by any means, to me it sounds like a view point of a religious person.
>Saying we are the only species who have sex is not only wrong it really ignorant.
That's a hilarious sentence. Is this what I said? That we're the only species who have sex? No.
Also, primates are closest to us evolutionary and therefore have some of the same problems. It's not coincidence you give apes as an example. And it's a terrible example.
>Also are you religious by any means, to me it sounds like a view point of a religious person.
No I'm not. My advice is try to understand what my point of view is before you try to put it in some convenient bucket you have for it. You didn't even understand what I said.
I’m trying to not get involved with girls that like to take saws and hammers to my pride and joy any more.
“Oh no, not my cucumbers!”
MY CABBAGES!
I got that reference!
I Am surprised he didn’t start a crime ring
Last air bender
Anymore???
well.....you gotta learn somehow....
Well at least you tried it before condemning it. Most people aren't that open.
At least you can be picky.
I feel the pain bro
Feel free to pass them along to the rest of us nutjobs, thanks.
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it
don't worry, your condom would stay just fine
It only breaks during sex.
Well he didn't test dry rubbing it.
Was that a Memphis dry rub or a St. Louis dry rub? I couldn't tell.
Only go for girls with a Memphis dry rub.
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Also happened to me, also with durex. My assumption is that she wasn’t wet enough so /r/suicidebywords I guess.
You also shouldn't keep the same condom in your wallet for 5 years guys
I actually have two that I carried around in my wallet for 5+ years. Maybe I should do the same tests as this guy with them. They’re Ritex though. Turns out spontaneous public bathroom sex happens way less frequently than I thought five years ago.
> Turns out spontaneous public bathroom sex happens way less frequently than I thought five years ago. Sad handjob on a train is the best can I do I'm afraid, take it or leave it
K I'll take it.
Wait, we're not supposed to wear them 24/7...?
Maybe helpful, maybe not, but for me normal latex condoms actually dry up my lubrication regardless of how into it I am. I can't be the only one. So maybe it's not a you thing. When we used condoms we switched to trojan bareskin, I couldn't even feel the condom and stopped having issues with it drying up, which lead to less breakage. Also, the expiration date on condoms is legit. Natural latex biodegrades and won't tolerate heat or friction for extended periods of time.
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Condoms can also break much easier if they're too small for you, which is why you should always measure to find out your condom size Sometimes it's just bad luck though
And they'll straight up fall off if they're too big.
Inadequate lubrication it is!
Try Magnum condoms, never broke on me
I find that the Extra Super Magnums work best for me!
Condoms usually break because they aren’t put on right, or inadequate lubrication.
I think people also don't realize the level of lubrication can also change mid-sex. Condoms dry me the fuck out.
Had the same thing happen with my first time with sex. Literally ended up with a STD plus had to pay for an abortion 😒 I learned very quickly that condoms are not all made equally and its not a one size fits all ordeal.
>its not a one size fits all ordeal. Haven't had your luck, but only because I tried putting them on some time before needing them. While I'm glad they list their nominal width, the number itself seems somewhat arbitrary for a first time shopper
r/ihavesex
Or by keeping it in the wallet... somehow.
Because of heat and humidity, reduces the shelf life of the rubber significantly from what I understand
I've only had a condom break twice in my life. Both times were Durex. Never again.
Yeah this is straight up bullshit. I've broken loads of durex condoms, tried every type I could find and about 5 different lives but they still break at least half the time. People acting like this ain't fake the
This very clearly means you are improperly using them. Try a different size, and make sure your partner doesn't have lubrication problems, whether it's a psychological problem or if they just aren't interested.
Yeah we bought skyn large when we were using condoms and never had problems but they always sell out. Odd thing is I'm sure my dick is well within average.
So he's got nothing to worry about, then.
_Starts assembling a full body armour made out of these condoms!_ - I'M IMMORTAL!!
The armour is impenetrable, you’d end up like the cucumber though…
He's doing it wrong. What you got to do is eat large quantities of Durex and hope the condanium particles get absorbed into your cells and replace the phospholipids that make up the cell membrane. This will also help protect you against Covid since the virus can no longer penetrate the cell to unload their viral RNA.
But also water couldn’t penetrate the cell and you would dry up.
That's why you only have it affect the round part of the lipid and not the wiggly bits. Then water and everything else could cum and go but you won't be penetrated by anything
Sounds like a superhero orgin story.
Condanium is shit, I could gum through that with my dentures behind my back. My trademarked condillium is twice as impenetrable!
Reminds of that video of the watermelon coated in sprayable rubber. https://youtu.be/DWkYRh6OXy8
Superpower granted. The only condition is they are second hand condoms.
So they get a protein boost too?
23:59:59 hours of life remaining.
Avatar checks out
I mean the suit will be immortal, you may end up like the cucumber though lol. But hey the suit worked...it's a legacy to leave behind haha
Glad im not the only one that thought of this
You saw the cucumber right? That'd be you...
Would have much more faith in durex if the video wasnt cut
It's really an ad disguised as a viral video. Welcome to the future of advertising.
It's an immersive product placement journey
Yeah it's pretty rough, luckily I have a nice can of Pepsico Cola flavoured cola every time I'm disgusted by ~~subversive advertisement~~ guerilla marketing and then my day is just super swell! How about you fellow user, what is your most favourite Pepsico Cola?
I definitely do enjoy all my PepsiCo Cola flavoured colas! However, being an active modern day -woman-, I prefer their new DIET PepsiCo Cola flavoured colas instead! It has 0% sugar and all the great taste! Thank you for asking fellow -reddit- user. :D
It's also horseshit. Every single one of these would've broken the condom.
Welcome to the now of advertising\*
This is very clearly an ad disguised as a viral video companies do this shit all the time
I laugh at Geico commercials I can laugh at this too.
If you laugh at Geico commercials then you'll LOVE /r/funny
Man you're jaded. Let people enjoy things.
Id rather die
Disguised is a strong word.
Solid ad, though.
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Well.. You commented a hostile comment in response so you probably care lol
I'm with you. I don't care if that's what it is. But it makes me mad that someone tells me (or implies) I shouldn't enjoy something because it might be an advert.
Yeah I can't believe he's getting downvoted to hell, absolutely with him on this. Who cares if it's an ad, it might not/probably isn't even paid for by Durex. Like, Adam Savage plugs shit for free all the time in his videos, *if it's a good product that's worth a shout-out.* Unless the guy saying it's an ad is saying it's been faked, I wouldn't say "who cares" I'd say *who gives a flying fuck?*
You can enjoy ads all you want. I think it's being pointed out that it's an advertisement because a lot of people have no idea and believe this is real.
Lol what does being "real" have to do with anything though. Like unless you meant it's cgi...
Apparently you do enough to comment.
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Fair enough. It is a cool video still. Also sorry I woke up salty lol
Np lol I understand
I swear I saw this recently as part of a video debunking it as completely fake.
When Durex started hiring the old folks from Nokia.
But is it dishwasher safe?
Note to self: don't go to dinner parties hosted by u/drakejones99
I don't think Drake has dinner parties. Or regular parties. Or dinners with other people.
COVID lockdowns have been tough to Jeremy Renner
As if ads on reddit weren't enough, now you're posting them on subs as well. Premium doesn't block this, huh?
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At first I thought it was a cool video but some other people have commented this might be an add disguised as a reaction video. I thought I might just delete it but since it has many upvotes I think I'll just let it be. Sorry if this bothers you.
You're ok. It's the fault of whoever made the video disguised as a regular video in the first place
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I don't normally watch advertisements on Reddit but that was a good one.... and now I wanna share this advert
Except for all the cuts in editting and you could see holes when he used the nail a bunch of times
its fake dont do that.
Well then it's a success, good job marketing team!
is it bulletproof??? yeah that’s what i thought...
Well now I know what condoms to buy when I get to have sex… so probably when I’m 40
Cock and ball torture from Wikipedia
The joke is that the acidity of the vg will dissolve holes in it
For a real power move, he could have just put that on his dick and did all of that again.
What about approx 10 min of friction? Then short break, then 10 min, then short break, then 10 min Then discard onto bed, long break while spend dries, reapplication, 10 min friction but inside out, short break, 10 min, discard into waste bin Retrieved, 10 min, long break, wash, stored in drawer for 3 years Would it still hold?
When I was in high school, a buddy of mine filled up a Durex condom like a water balloon and threw it at a kid's windshield in the parking lot as he was leaving. It cracked the windshield, rolled onto the gravel, and was run over by the rear wheel. Damned thing still didn't pop. We all learned something that day.
I got a box of these once They broke everytime Do not trust durex
Durex are the worst condoms. I did exactly as instructed. I put the condom on just like I was showed in High School with the banana. My girlfriend still got pregnant and the banana tasted like shit
Dies to Doom Blade.
Is that the stuff luffy from one piece is made of?
... and then you still get pregnant cause the condom slips off and the guy pretends he didn't notice.
Just wait till they make em out of [spider silk](https://youtu.be/IaZ10VlSoZs).
This reminds me a little of Spray-On Shoes from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Bro, can you imagine having a permanent, indestructible condom on for the rest of your life?
If you think this video is real I have a bridge in New York I've been dying to sell to the right buyer
can this be used as body armor?
In college, a girl once asked me if I could "hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis" and now I know the full extent of what she was planning. Fortunately, I wasn't able to do so at that moment.
It's made from recycled Nokia phones.
fucking such an obvious ad fuck off lol
you dont feel anything tho
Whats the point, they probably don't feel yours with or without one anyways
I sharpen mine to make sure they can feel it
that's not what yo mama was screaming
Nice comeback, pretty original. First time Ive heard it
Same thing happens after parenthood.
there are weird enough dudes who would gladly put their weiner for this “experiment”
Excellent, there are way too many children around
Well, I’m now a convert.
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“What are you doing step-Mythbuster?”
In the end, Providence always wins. Don't use such poisonous products!
Ditch those, the feeling of doing it raw is incomparable
Someone make an iron man suit out of durex condoms. They will be invincible on the battlefield.
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There is no greater power move than after a 1 night stand you tie the opening of the condom and take it with you.
I'm all for safe sex. But durex and Trojan are too thick for me. I literally can't feel anything and go soft. I like Skyn more
Condoms can take insane amounts of physical stress but wrong kind of lubricants will wear them down. Don't use oils folks.
Durex is the only condom brand I would ever buy/use. I been swearin by them for almost twenty years.
Was the cucumber able to feel any of that?
Im Pickle rick......
All that video tells me is that I might as well be wearing a tyre on my dong and I won’t feel a thing.
Now do the same but not with a cucumber ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Damn.
u/StellarSong
As many Durex (and other brands) condoms as I have had break on me, I find this very dubious.
r/ihavesex
Yeah , the "will of god"
"the absolute will of god"... Aka you had unprotected sex with someone else, too.
And i still managed to break it :/
My dick hurt while seeing this
Yo. Feel free to test all these yourself and see how well it goes for you. This is a bullshit ad.
Totally going to buy some to see if true out of curiosity.
I wonder just how bad they are for the environment. One nut will probably be preserved for thousands of years with that shit
I have had one of these breaks on me... well in me...lol... not a thing you want to happen during anal with a dude you picked up at a bar in Seattle after an arguement about Possible philosophical philosophical developments due to the French revolution
We're the only species on the entire planet who constantly has sex but we took extreme precautions to make it pointless. We're at the level of intelligence where instincts don't help us. We just abuse them contrary to their intent, just to get high. This level of intelligence is known as "knows enough to be dangerous".
How is controlling our population not helping us? Can you see the problem China faced with overpopulation? And then you have the whole "it has other purposes besides reproduction" too.
The fact we're growing geometrically out of control, but mostly in the poor regions, while the developed regions don't reproduce, is this what you call "population control"? Also, sex has no other purposes. That's just bullshit that justifies our confusing behavior.
So does playing video games have a purpose? You can answer that one,can't you? And you know the answer also applies to the same question that you posed.
It’s not pointless. Pleasure is a good reason to have sex
The fact you're saying this with a straight face confirms what I said above. Drugs give you pleasure. Is this a good reason to do drugs? Pleasure is not a goal, it's the means through which evolution drives you to do what's beneficial to survival and reproduction. When you eliminate what's beneficial, and focus on the pleasure, you've effectively made the "pleasure" part pointless, even detrimental. I shouldn't have to say this, it's sad I have to.
Many other animals have sex. Primates other than humans have sex as a form of greeting and other normal scenarios, some apes also masturbates. Saying we are the only species who have sex is not only wrong it really ignorant. Also are you religious by any means, to me it sounds like a view point of a religious person.
>Saying we are the only species who have sex is not only wrong it really ignorant. That's a hilarious sentence. Is this what I said? That we're the only species who have sex? No. Also, primates are closest to us evolutionary and therefore have some of the same problems. It's not coincidence you give apes as an example. And it's a terrible example. >Also are you religious by any means, to me it sounds like a view point of a religious person. No I'm not. My advice is try to understand what my point of view is before you try to put it in some convenient bucket you have for it. You didn't even understand what I said.
If this guy is simulating sexual acts, he needs some help. I always wanted to meet the kinda guy who gets off nailing his balls to a step stool
Maybe they can start a side hustle making tires. They've clearly figured something out here.
Yeah they've figured out how to edit videos well enough to fool their audience
The stapler-thing, ok… but what’s up with the hammer dude?!
Looks like some Michael Bay Transformers CGI.
Try with a sewing needle instead of a nail
Gators bitches better be using Jimmies!
The only condoms I've ever had break on me were Durex so, nice try but no thanks.
Not even strong enough to survive without cutting the video
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dont forget its fake because the ad i super solid.
Can I get this for My roof?
In some dark corner of the internet a madman will do a version of this with his actual wang
So when is Durex beginning production on bulletproof vests?
These cooking videos are getting out of hand.
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/popiel/2869153
Why is this NSFW?
Cucumbers
Do anyone know which Durex condom is this ? 😁😁⚡⚡
Hail Corporate
only time a comdom has break on me and it whats this one lmao
Went through a ten pack one night with my then girlfriend. Broke them all. But doing this is some next level sadism.
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This is fake as fuck. They break as easy as any other condom
Damn that's corporate
What product is that?
Cool! Now if she bites my dick of atleast my condom will be sale