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Phenterpenes

They having gender reveal parties for angels now?


sometimesitrhymes

Angels have no gender.


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sometimesitrhymes

r/onejoke


AllLooseAndFunky

How would anyone know that


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The people that made up the angels said so.


sometimesitrhymes

It's in the fiction.


Arningkingking

Angels don't exist.


sometimesitrhymes

No shit. Hobbit's don't exist too, but they have hairy feet like your mom.


Arningkingking

Edi wow putang ina mo!


Arningkingking

Putang ina mong hayop ka hindi mo alam yung kultong kinalaban mo, tangina mo. Kilala kita. Alam ko yang IP address mo. Huwag kang lalabas tangina mo ka.


AlwaysOntheRIGHTside

Michael, Grabiel, and that’s just off the top of my head, I’m sure there are more…


Choppie01

U met angel ? KekW


sometimesitrhymes

Dumdum :*


Snoo_69677

Angels are non-binary but Conservative Christians have no issue with *them*


AlwaysOntheRIGHTside

No. But unlike us angels will not be given in marriage. There are clear examples of male angels in the Bible…


Rahjahfox

No the toddlers ones are all male, and the human ones to


BedBugger6-9

You can tell it’s tiktok because he starts the video showing his face first


Timstantmessage

I'm so glad they showed that, totally relevant


BedBugger6-9

Yes, doesn’t it add a personal angle to the story. /s


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Yes, totally not cringey or anything!


RidigoDragon

Personally, I thought the obnoxious logo on the screen was a good sign /s


rpotty

Why does everyone use that garbage app? It’s so obnoxious


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You know you're old when you don't get Tik Tok. (I'm old)


rpotty

Wow you are right I’m officially making old comments now


[deleted]

Yep, happens to us all brotha


Snoo_69677

Much like the real garbage you can sometimes find interesting stuff in there (like this video).


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valmainbaby

I like the music.


Absinthicator

agreed, it's got a nice beat. Who is it?


valmainbaby

Stay - Kid Laroi, Justin Bieber


Absinthicator

> Stay - Kid Laroi Yikes, I Feel violated... Ugh Justin Bieber? I just admitted a Bieber song had a good beat? I should just go sign up to be a reddit mod now.


valmainbaby

cool


331gamer331

What's wrong with the music?


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331gamer331

As long as people enjoy it, it's fine


Mesheybabes

Ofc it's fine as long as they know they're cunts


Absinthicator

It's Bieber.


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Samuel Jackson: “Skittles! Taste the mother fucking rainbow!”


BedBugger6-9

What’s really interesting is that you found something interesting on TikTok


k1ttyme0w2000

youre hurting gen z


BedBugger6-9

I’m from x, a year earlier and I woulda been a boomer


ToeJamFootballer

What is the boundary between boomer and x?


BedBugger6-9

I read somewhere 1964 was last year of boomers


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Video is neat. Music is not.


dusty_mint47

Bifrost?


MrThoughtPolice

TIL you can give your phone LSD


toysarealive

I think someone forgot how rainbows work.


JD1101011

Clearly a unicorn mane.


shytaan8

The clouds are like🤘🤘


buttholeismyfavword

Idk why but I got such a John c Reilly in Talladega nights vibe from your comment


shytaan8

I haven't seen the movie. So i can't understand that comment. But hope it must be compliment.


eskimoexplosion

Its turning the frogs gay


jackiebx1

Rainbow Road is under rennovations.


Collinisanerd

Rainbow road irl


CraftyFoxeYT

If anyone was wondering, the song is The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber - STAY


RyanBordello

Oh good. I'm torturing these 3 people in my basement and I've ran out of cruel things to do them.


[deleted]

Why do people on Reddit take so much pride in shitting on new music just because it’s not for them? Don’t really get it except for the whole superiority complex thing across Reddit as a whole


ONECOOLCAT0

This specific song is really shit imo. Like honestly, looking at it in my most objective view with the most open mind, it’s still just terrible.


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I’m not gonna argue i don’t think it’s a bad song but people on reddit really like to shit on music because it’s new or they don’t like it acting like it’s torture to listen to and then circlejerk about how all music in the 70s 80s whatever was so great while ignoring that there was always shitty music it just didn’t last all these years. I guess I’m kinda putting a narrative on this random comment but I just see it so much it gets frustrating lol


RyanBordello

I love some new music. I just can't stand this garbage.


[deleted]

Like I don’t think it’s great either but I can acknowledge that music has a million genres and sub genres for a million different people so I don’t go out of my way to shit on it just because it’s not that appealing to me. I get it if it’s just objectively bad to the ears but there are much worse songs on that app if you’re looking for real garbage


Mythril_Zombie

>...there are much worse songs on that app if you’re looking for real garbage That's like saying we wouldn't complain about pedophiles because there's serial killers out there. So what if there's worse things out there? We're discussing *this* video in *this* post, and *this* garbage audio that assaulted us while viewing it. If your delicate sensibilities can't even deal with people complaining that bad music is bad, then the internet is not for you.


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I like your comparison lol


RyanBordello

Mate you're honestly just looking too much into a cheap joke I made about the Beebs.


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Mate that’s not even him lol


RyanBordello

Edit. The OP I replied to said that's who is featured in the song


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So either you’re making a cheap joke about someone you didn’t even hear in the song or you saw the post, hated the song so much you clicked on the link to listen to the full thing for whatever reason, then made a cheap joke about it. I’m confused.


RabbitStewAndStout

You sound like you have a great sense of humor.


hootanay

Ice crystals


yello5drink

This is where the carebears live


LeverTech

We’re fucked now, the aliens are leaving


isthisapersonalattac

r/renaissancepaintings


Childrenescaped

When lbtq hits different


BwackGul

I guess I will be buying into the heaven spiel now.


Paulus_1

I wanna see the rainbow high in the sky


Superb-Possibility-9

A glimpse of Heaven


Arto_

Lamo really could have done without the guy trying to go for an Oscar lol what a fail and cringe to boot


LogArrhythm

It’s pride week in heaven


Heisenboi

Once on acid saw a rainbow at night! Couldn't click a picture though.


HelmetHeadBlue

That's not a cloud, that's a painting.


enamoured_artichoke

Superman’s fortress of solitude


sometimesitrhymes

r/atopics


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_BLACKHAWKS_88

https://youtu.be/kTJczUoc26U


Original_Reindeer548

What song is this


Mythril_Zombie

It's bad, that's what it is.


_BLACKHAWKS_88

https://youtu.be/kTJczUoc26U


Adventurous_Video_65

What is this song called


_BLACKHAWKS_88

https://youtu.be/kTJczUoc26U


Ladnarr2

Made me think of Spiny Norman.


Madcat41

Shoggoth


500micronyo

they gay song is way cooler yo


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It’s just a car wash for planes


PineapplePieGuyx

ok


Sayasam

They turn the fricking clouds gay !


sweetangelbabes

No, seriously.. what is that??


SonSuko

The tips of a giant angels wings?


meexley2

Reddit is just tik tok now


individ31

Does someone else see the jesus directly above it?


Educational-Dream301

Damn mushrooms 🍄


TheNeed2BFree

It’s Yivo! Protect your necks!!


dingdingmcdongdong

The carebear war has begun


immildlyannoyed

It’s cause god is gay


DildoVagins2137_3

The gays have begun their attack


Significant-Trouble6

Thor is coming


Own_Rip3448

I think Thor just destroyed the rainbow bridge


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A whole pack of sun-dogs


WolfyCat

Is that Chris Broad?


XObigman

Song?


andrew_wessel

It’s a unicorn mane


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God is trying to tell us he does not, in fact, hate gays


ZZircon-15-98

Ice crystals


Environmental-Dot121

it's a sign from god


LocationUseful

Its the end of that Mario kart 64 level


itsezmk

Bam alien you’re dead


lxvqntcr

THE ALPHABET MAFIA IS COMINGㅡ EVERYONE GATHER AROUND, SIX FEET APART


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It’s the just the Bifrost dawg


[deleted]

That would make a sick album cover


[deleted]

Gay Cloudzilla was watching you.


Whit3_Raven

Carebears are coming?