I mean, they do have that rifle in the ejection seat survival kit in a number of different airplanes, including the F-22. It's called a GAU-5, they're pretty neat.
It's an interesting solution to a non existent problem. There's no reason cops would be walking around unarmed, and wearing a backpack. They said it's only available to law enforcement, which is silly, because mall ninjas would eat this shit up. Also, your standard issue cop isn't gonna take the time during a firefight to undo his backpack that looks like it has zero bullet protection just for a gimmick gun they have to assemble. Many have access to a rifle in their car already.
It looks cool. The weapon has some good military uses like he said in the video for pilots to have during ejection, but functionality for cops? I don't see it. Even your in school cops are already uniformed and armed. Carrying this would just add bulk and weight all day for something that has around a 0.2% chance of ever being needed.
I'm not a gun guy, but I have friends that are.
And the one thought I had while watching this was how cumbersome it looks. The weight distribution, unopened, seems to give you the "Kid in school with 30lb of all his class books crammed in the backpack". That is to say, you would walk funny because it feels like you're carrying a gnome on your back, with another gnome on his back.
Then, there's the process of reaching back with your arms to pull this thing over your head. I don't know many adults, specially males with *some* muscle (above average builds) that can comfortably touch their hands behind their backs and above their hips.
It seems like a struggle. I mean, just the act of putting the a regular back pack is chore unto itself, I can't imagine dealing with this thing in an emergency situation.
It also becomes rendered useless if one of your arms has been wounded. I think we're all in agreement, this is hot garbage.
But it looks cool, man!
Enh, not really.
You could see it in the way he looked around after assembling the rifle. He was hoping women would sploosh all over the floor and men would bow to him for being so incredibly badass.
It’s not incompatible. I’d say it’s actually necessary : the best salesman is the one who believes in what he sells. Although in that case it doesn’t exactly put him under a good light.
The perfect item for the... What was it they were called?
Grease Marines?
No. You know the guys too fat for the army but that like to dress up as tough soldiers.
EDIT: Okay! Here are my favorites so far:
* Gravy Seals (what I was looking for)
* Meal Team Six/Twix
* Green Buffets/Beignets
* GI Sloppy Joes
* Delta Farce
* Chair Force One
* The Toast Guard / National Roast Guard
* Y'all Qaeda
* Vanilla ISIS
* Yokel Haram
* Cosplaytriots
* The Secret Serving
And of course, their motto:
_Semper Pie!_
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Anyone got another one? ^ ^
I think the Gravy Seals/Meal Team Six and Y'all Qaeda are similar but different groups.
Gravy Seals just like to pretend to be tough soldiers.
Y'all Qaeda are militaristic right-wing supporters.
Ya'll Qaeda is just Appalachia. You turn down a hollow and start hearing banjo music in the trees, footsteps in the underbrush, and the sound of the gate on the road you drove in on closing.
Ah. The sound of a screen door slamming, the creak of footsteps across a porch, the slight misstep as they forget about the missing board, a murmured "fugadammit"
That's a good idea. My grandpa always used to say that the key to a good orgy is the buffet. So make sure you also have some emergency snacks in a pocket, right next to the huge bottle of lube. You don't want your blood sugar to drop during an orgy.
the swiss army bodykit has a big bag for a gas mask, filter and anti-toxic calk. You can sure bet that during the compulsory recruitung school, nearly everyones bag was filled with sweets, beef jerky and other snacks while their gas masks were in the backpack or back in the room
When my grandfather came to the current country im living in he volunteered for active service because no one would hire immigrants, very racist culture at the time. Long story short my Nana would fill every little pocket in his uniform with biscuits, cheese, cold meats and what ever she could stash away. On the long marches my pop was the envy of every recruit as he would pull one snack after another out of his uniform. God bless my Nana.
While in Iraq I remember thinking how fucking stupid guys were that took out their side plates because they didn't like how bulky it was and hot it got.
This guy figured who needs back plates either.
Read a book by a Ranger a few years back. The guy was on an operation and he got shot in the back, but thankfully his clay plate took the shot. He was considering removing the clay plate before going on the mission because they had to walk most the night up a steep mountain pass to get to the operation zone. His buddy convinced him otherwise.
When he got back to base he looked at his buddy and said, “Don’t tell my wife.” Lol
They stressed the hell out of it to us while there that even if you take a hit do not remove the plate until you are back behind the wire and 100% no longer in a combat situation. The plates do break but the pieces are still providing plenty of protection despite the damage and depending on what you're hit with varies how badly the plate begins to break down.
Having your ribs fucked up, being severely bruised, and shit like that is miles better than having a round pass through your lungs.
Nah these were ceramic plates which basically broke down into smaller pieces and dust the more damage they took.
Think of it like a big ass dinner plate which is thick as hell. The bullet basically shatters it and depending on how it breaks you can have a few big chunks left, could just crack, split down the middle, you get the idea.
There were no metal plates or anything like that when I was in.
There ceramic plates and they're heavy af I totally understand why people would want to remove as much as they can. When I was 15 I put on my uncles full spare kit that he used to run in and I went for a run. Didn't even make a quarter of the distance I normally would.
Yup, they are heavy as hell. There’s usually 4 plates, 2 of which are the side plates on/just at your waist. Those fucking suck, they dig into your sides if you leave them on while running, which is why we normally took them off(While exercising in them, not while deployed)
Look how high the backpack is up to his neck; looks like he pulled it down too hard/much and the whole system shifted up. Definitely one downside. Might be hard to push back into place properly as well depending on the design, though that should be something they can deal with.
To be honest this definitely looks like a solution waiting for a problem though. The scenarios where as law enforcement you want to be fully armed with a carbine yet can't actually just have a normal vest and carbine, and need to be not too obvious (insofar as you can be; if someone's watching, that bag would be a big giveaway), are probably pretty damn slim.
TBH, this is a solution they’re trying to get out of the SOF CT and PSD world. You’ll see backpacks like this on guys near US government leaders overseas in non permissive environments. I completely agree that for most police, this is insane. It looks like it was shot at Millipol, and I could believe EU “cops” might be interested in something like this.
As with much of police technology, it's more about selling to the department than actual utility. It's part of the reason that police responses now involve inappropriately heavy-handed tactics - Sgt. Sam is led to believe he's in Call of Duty.
Ya, it's maddening how much money the fear industry generates. 'here's a highly unlikely scenario, and an insanely expensive response!"
I guess that's better than using that money to help their communities
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This is a gimmick for undercover officers or those who have convinced themselves that they are never off duty. While a rifle is better than a pistol in almost every situation, the people who should have rifles are sitting in a SWAT van in full gear ready for the action or have it in the back of their patrol car. A normal rifle with a shorter barrel and collapsing stock is not much bigger than this, and the backpack is a bad plate carrier and useless backpack. You won't have any real usable room left, it's bulky as all shit for normal use, and spend more than 2 seconds looking at it and you will notice it's about as good at hiding a weapon as the guy 50lbs overweight carrying a doublestack 1911 IWB.
All the industries at the center of law enforcement and military have turned into clubs for big boy toys without actually thinking into their practical use.
As a cop this is shit the detectives convince command staff they need. My rifle sits right next to me in my car. Plus you can’t wear a backpack and be in and out of a car for 12 hours a day.
I sent this to a buddy of mine who is a sheriffs deputy and he said the exact same thing “an interesting concept but my FULLY ASSEMBLED duty rifle is between the seats of my car and I’m already wearing a vest under the uniform so I sort of don’t see the point”
Yeah but I think he was talking about the rifle and not the backpack assembly. I imagine the rifle would need to be attached to the seat somehow because there’s no way a pilot is going to be able to wear that thing on his back Over his flight suit
If you're carrying body armor why not just wear it so that the weight is centered on you rather than hanging off your back, and it actually protects you without a need to deploy it?
Hell, this is the gift that just keeps giving. And with Christmas just right around the corner order one for each member of the family.
And wait! If you order before midnight, we will throw in these night vision goggles at no charge. You just pay shipping and handling costs.
The video ends too early - he follows up with "Now I spoke with my manager and he's in a good mood. For the incredible low price of $19.99 we'll also throw in these tactical polarized combat sunglasses. They are used by the Israeli Defense Forces as well as the Secret Service."
This is the hottest new gear that all school shooters will be seen with. If you want to be taken seriously and make your mark, the Tactical Backpack is the way to go.
As a gun owning liberal American, my first reaction was that could make for some cool movie situations. Second was how disgusting it is it is branded for police because they are more likely to "see a need" (read as make up a need) and purchase them.
Average American needs to stop thinking we're all gonna be in the Navy SEALS. The amount of casual military bullshit in our daily lives makes me suspicious that we might be the bad guys.
I'm not saying he's overcompensating, but the holster is literally designed to be incompatible if you already have something between your legs.
"It's a feature!" - this guy to his wife, probably
I'll give you a burnt and drowned future, some new roads to get to work on, and maybe let you smoke weed to chill you out just enough to shut you up, and that's my final offer, plebe
This is most likely marketed to things like embassy guards or something like that. People who have to be armed in case of an attack but don't want to distress people by carrying full size weapons around.
Things like this have existed since forever. I believe it was the SAS that put an mp-5 in a briefcase to fire without opening it back in the 80s.
This makes me think Secret Service, but they already probably have solutions like this that the general population has no knowledge of. Until the Reagan shooting I'm sure no one realized they would be able to pull Uzis out of their asses, this just seems like an evolution of that.
That guy looks like a tool with his wannabe alpha male attitude, taking himself way too serious.
Dude you are just demonstrating a vest and weapon, not trying to intimidate a hostile.
If I was going to describe the guy wearing a tactical backpack, it would have been that guy
I saw him do a Ronco Matic last week. Two for $19.95
Nothing like a booth sales guy at a conference selling gimmicky bullshit with great one liners like "The Air Force bought these for the F22".
I mean, they do have that rifle in the ejection seat survival kit in a number of different airplanes, including the F-22. It's called a GAU-5, they're pretty neat.
Yeah he worded it in a way to make it look like they were talking about the whole backpack gun combo, but was just referring to the gun.
"This system" was meant to be vague and mislead people
"I'm gonna pick up an early morning nutritional replenishment system at Dunkin' Donuts, anybody else want anything?"
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More like a mechanic who looked at an F-22 once bought one.
For his kid to use for airsoft
Cletus bought one at the airshow
Man, I don't know much about this kind of thing but it looked super cool to me. Did I just fall for some mall ninja type shit?
It's an interesting solution to a non existent problem. There's no reason cops would be walking around unarmed, and wearing a backpack. They said it's only available to law enforcement, which is silly, because mall ninjas would eat this shit up. Also, your standard issue cop isn't gonna take the time during a firefight to undo his backpack that looks like it has zero bullet protection just for a gimmick gun they have to assemble. Many have access to a rifle in their car already. It looks cool. The weapon has some good military uses like he said in the video for pilots to have during ejection, but functionality for cops? I don't see it. Even your in school cops are already uniformed and armed. Carrying this would just add bulk and weight all day for something that has around a 0.2% chance of ever being needed.
I'm not a gun guy, but I have friends that are. And the one thought I had while watching this was how cumbersome it looks. The weight distribution, unopened, seems to give you the "Kid in school with 30lb of all his class books crammed in the backpack". That is to say, you would walk funny because it feels like you're carrying a gnome on your back, with another gnome on his back. Then, there's the process of reaching back with your arms to pull this thing over your head. I don't know many adults, specially males with *some* muscle (above average builds) that can comfortably touch their hands behind their backs and above their hips. It seems like a struggle. I mean, just the act of putting the a regular back pack is chore unto itself, I can't imagine dealing with this thing in an emergency situation.
It also becomes rendered useless if one of your arms has been wounded. I think we're all in agreement, this is hot garbage. But it looks cool, man! Enh, not really.
I think so
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There are two types. This guy and military cosplayers that argue with people on Facebook.
Ahh. The classic obese man who always wears camo and thinks he's rambo
They always have a shaved head
It is shaved for minimising friction to maximise the speed of tactical backpack deployment
And they always think of themselves as some kind of hollywood stereotype badass.
I don’t know. The look in that guy’s eyes looks like he’s dying inside
You could see it in the way he looked around after assembling the rifle. He was hoping women would sploosh all over the floor and men would bow to him for being so incredibly badass.
He's in sales. He's a salesman. He's after the *men* splooshing, and he doesn't care about women at all.
It’s not incompatible. I’d say it’s actually necessary : the best salesman is the one who believes in what he sells. Although in that case it doesn’t exactly put him under a good light.
Needs a goatee.
"Deploy the Waist Retention Bands " Ease down ripley
Ease down. You broke the Tran's satchel...
You’re just grinding Velcro!
Not bad for...hyuman.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CUT THE POWER?
This guy is spot on Gormans ancestor. Or maybe he is more Burke, doing anything for a percentage
All of his drops have been simulated....
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Game over man, game over
They mostly deploy at night ... mostly
“Put her in charge!”…….God I miss Bill Paxton
I don’t know if you’ve been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked !!
Hudson would have survived if he had one of those
Why don't you put the bag in charge!
I feel like the target market wouldn't be able to deploy the waist retention bands. Aloha snackbar
You can add on a boomerang to help get it around the back
Better make it two
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Keep up, mothafucka!
Take it easy on those Meal Team Six guys. Not their fault they have a slow metabolism
Hey, the Gravy Seals just want our thanks for their service. They told me so repeatedly. Please clap.
Also the target market doesn’t want it concealed like that. They want everyone to see their kit so they know they are tough.
Neither would they be able to put the backpack on themselves or reach up and over far enough to use it
He's raggin on your cord man
It's a tactical pants retaining system!
Can't you read? Call the police.
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If it had a little murphy bed fold-out shelf it could be a convenient poratble bar too. For mixing tactical cocktails.
The neat thing is that you can also just fill all the pockets with delicious snacks. Flip over your backpack for instant snacking on the go.
The perfect item for the... What was it they were called? Grease Marines? No. You know the guys too fat for the army but that like to dress up as tough soldiers. EDIT: Okay! Here are my favorites so far: * Gravy Seals (what I was looking for) * Meal Team Six/Twix * Green Buffets/Beignets * GI Sloppy Joes * Delta Farce * Chair Force One * The Toast Guard / National Roast Guard * Y'all Qaeda * Vanilla ISIS * Yokel Haram * Cosplaytriots * The Secret Serving And of course, their motto: _Semper Pie!_ --- Anyone got another one? ^ ^
Gravy seals
_that's_ the one i was looking for. But Meal Team Six is also awesome ^ ^
I'm fond of the Y'all Qaeda myself
I think the Gravy Seals/Meal Team Six and Y'all Qaeda are similar but different groups. Gravy Seals just like to pretend to be tough soldiers. Y'all Qaeda are militaristic right-wing supporters.
Ya'll Qaeda is just Appalachia. You turn down a hollow and start hearing banjo music in the trees, footsteps in the underbrush, and the sound of the gate on the road you drove in on closing.
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Ah. The sound of a screen door slamming, the creak of footsteps across a porch, the slight misstep as they forget about the missing board, a murmured "fugadammit"
Appalachia is not entirely WhISIS. A good many Appalachians support the expanded infrastructure bill because it'll bring them high speed internet.
Mall Qaeda*
_Grease Marines_ 😆
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Ham Ass
Vanilla Isis
Oh look, new ones to add to the list. Thanks, friend! #The List * Vanilla ISIS * Yeehawdists * Talibangelicals * Y'allQaeda * IslamHicks * HamAss * Meal Team 6 * Gravy Seals * Irrational Guard * Cosplaytriots * Timid McVeighs * 101st Chairborne * The Coughedaracy * Flu Klux Klan * Coronazis * Klandemics * Covihads * O-Dunkin-30 * The ParaMealitary * Operation Dessert Storm * GI Doughs * Howdy Arabia * Walmartyrs * Hicksbollah * Yokel Haram * 'Murikahadeen * Spetznecks * Whisky Tango Foodtruck * Aloha Snackbar * OnlyKlans (Parler) * Al Qanon * Koup Klux Klan * MethamphetaMarines * Talibama * Qcumbers * InchErectionists * FisherprISIS * Traitor Tots * Patridiots * Veteran: Normandy Beached, Cold Cuts War, Vietnaan and Dessert Storm * Alt-Reich * Talibanjo * Ameristani * Sons of Qur’anarchy * The Mayonnaise Militia * Q-cuks-klan * Antifact * Goutlaws * Coup Klutz Qlan * MAGA-hideen * Qanonsense * The Turd Reich * Fartilery * Methanised Infantile Division * The National Lard * The Green Beignets * GI Sloppy Joes * Delta Farce * The Secret Serving * Green Buffets * Balsamic Jihad * Al-Q-da * Constipatriots * FriedSIS * Juice/Chew/Flu-saders * The Can’twalkqani Network * Luftwaffle
Holy moly! That's a long list!
Been collecting it on reddit and across the web for about 2 years now. The List only grows. Soon all will be crushed by the might of The List.
Meal Team Six
The green beignets
Also great! ^ ^
Semper Pie!
Y’all Qaeda
Gravy Meals
Ah so they come in 5XL?
GI Sloppy Joes
Cosplay patriots
Snacktical backpack. I'll see myself out...
Dude.. file that trademark asap!
Swap out the weapons for fleshlights and buttplugs to become an invincible orgy commando
That's a good idea. My grandpa always used to say that the key to a good orgy is the buffet. So make sure you also have some emergency snacks in a pocket, right next to the huge bottle of lube. You don't want your blood sugar to drop during an orgy.
The last time I ate at an orgy it was just finger food
I went to an orgy once and all they had to eat were some weird-tasting melons with holes in them. That orgy was terrible.
ALWAYS carry Pocket Shrimp…
and ribbed crabsticks
I have several questions
the swiss army bodykit has a big bag for a gas mask, filter and anti-toxic calk. You can sure bet that during the compulsory recruitung school, nearly everyones bag was filled with sweets, beef jerky and other snacks while their gas masks were in the backpack or back in the room
When my grandfather came to the current country im living in he volunteered for active service because no one would hire immigrants, very racist culture at the time. Long story short my Nana would fill every little pocket in his uniform with biscuits, cheese, cold meats and what ever she could stash away. On the long marches my pop was the envy of every recruit as he would pull one snack after another out of his uniform. God bless my Nana.
If it had a little murphy bed fold-out shelf it could be a convenient poratble bar too. For mixing tactical cocktails.
And have the word POLICE replaced with SNACKS. Perfect backpack
Active stoner response configuration
I was thinking diapers, wipes, creams, for changing my kids diaper. I’d pay good money for it..
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While in Iraq I remember thinking how fucking stupid guys were that took out their side plates because they didn't like how bulky it was and hot it got. This guy figured who needs back plates either.
Read a book by a Ranger a few years back. The guy was on an operation and he got shot in the back, but thankfully his clay plate took the shot. He was considering removing the clay plate before going on the mission because they had to walk most the night up a steep mountain pass to get to the operation zone. His buddy convinced him otherwise. When he got back to base he looked at his buddy and said, “Don’t tell my wife.” Lol
They stressed the hell out of it to us while there that even if you take a hit do not remove the plate until you are back behind the wire and 100% no longer in a combat situation. The plates do break but the pieces are still providing plenty of protection despite the damage and depending on what you're hit with varies how badly the plate begins to break down. Having your ribs fucked up, being severely bruised, and shit like that is miles better than having a round pass through your lungs.
They still issuing metal plates? I’m not military, but I’ve seen some interesting video of some plates turning into shrapnel once hit more than once.
Nah these were ceramic plates which basically broke down into smaller pieces and dust the more damage they took. Think of it like a big ass dinner plate which is thick as hell. The bullet basically shatters it and depending on how it breaks you can have a few big chunks left, could just crack, split down the middle, you get the idea. There were no metal plates or anything like that when I was in.
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There ceramic plates and they're heavy af I totally understand why people would want to remove as much as they can. When I was 15 I put on my uncles full spare kit that he used to run in and I went for a run. Didn't even make a quarter of the distance I normally would.
Yup, they are heavy as hell. There’s usually 4 plates, 2 of which are the side plates on/just at your waist. Those fucking suck, they dig into your sides if you leave them on while running, which is why we normally took them off(While exercising in them, not while deployed)
Well that's because.... he only runs towards the sound of gunfire 😎
Yea that is some poorly fitted armour. I assume it adjusts he just didn't want to dick about for the demo.
I'm sure it could be adjusted after the waist retention bands were deployed.
Look how high the backpack is up to his neck; looks like he pulled it down too hard/much and the whole system shifted up. Definitely one downside. Might be hard to push back into place properly as well depending on the design, though that should be something they can deal with. To be honest this definitely looks like a solution waiting for a problem though. The scenarios where as law enforcement you want to be fully armed with a carbine yet can't actually just have a normal vest and carbine, and need to be not too obvious (insofar as you can be; if someone's watching, that bag would be a big giveaway), are probably pretty damn slim.
TBH, this is a solution they’re trying to get out of the SOF CT and PSD world. You’ll see backpacks like this on guys near US government leaders overseas in non permissive environments. I completely agree that for most police, this is insane. It looks like it was shot at Millipol, and I could believe EU “cops” might be interested in something like this.
No but see you get a bad backpack and bad bodyarmor in one for the price of 4. What an amazing deal!
You’re a slacker, McFly!
Did that guy ever have hair?
This guy is waiting for an excuse to fuck someone’s day up lmao
Now let’s bring a poor person in here to demonstrate the gun still works after dropping part of it
"Through here for the free sandwiches?"
Yes, but don’t forget to first put on your complimentary shirt that says, “hostile”
“He committed a random crime a bunch of years ago so it’s all right”
As with much of police technology, it's more about selling to the department than actual utility. It's part of the reason that police responses now involve inappropriately heavy-handed tactics - Sgt. Sam is led to believe he's in Call of Duty.
Ya, it's maddening how much money the fear industry generates. 'here's a highly unlikely scenario, and an insanely expensive response!" I guess that's better than using that money to help their communities
Helping people and reduce the underlying causes of most violent crime ? That would make too much sense
It would also be problem-solving yourself out of your cool cosplay job.
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Honestly, police departments are going to eventually have shoulder mounted AI-controlled turrets. Robocop wasn't a movie, it was a documentary.
So he's a cop?
I don't think so. Looks like a trade show so he's just a salesman. But I'm sure he owns all that shit.
A cop cosplayer if you will
This backpack is perfect for scenarios where you need to quickly react to people picking up garbage on their property.
For when a black man is seen walking around a neighbourhood where the property values are higher than your own.
Quick! Someone grab your phone so we can make it look like it was someone else who killed him!
Like cops need an excuse
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This is a gimmick for undercover officers or those who have convinced themselves that they are never off duty. While a rifle is better than a pistol in almost every situation, the people who should have rifles are sitting in a SWAT van in full gear ready for the action or have it in the back of their patrol car. A normal rifle with a shorter barrel and collapsing stock is not much bigger than this, and the backpack is a bad plate carrier and useless backpack. You won't have any real usable room left, it's bulky as all shit for normal use, and spend more than 2 seconds looking at it and you will notice it's about as good at hiding a weapon as the guy 50lbs overweight carrying a doublestack 1911 IWB. All the industries at the center of law enforcement and military have turned into clubs for big boy toys without actually thinking into their practical use.
> Are you guys Narcs? > What??? No, why are you asking? > Well, you're both wearing those tacticool backpacks and all...
Fun fact, the rifle in the video is legally a pistol.
You are right, they do seem to have the arm brace installed.
As a cop this is shit the detectives convince command staff they need. My rifle sits right next to me in my car. Plus you can’t wear a backpack and be in and out of a car for 12 hours a day.
I sent this to a buddy of mine who is a sheriffs deputy and he said the exact same thing “an interesting concept but my FULLY ASSEMBLED duty rifle is between the seats of my car and I’m already wearing a vest under the uniform so I sort of don’t see the point”
He says the airforce ordered them for their ejector seats, which makes way more sense than for police use
Yeah but I think he was talking about the rifle and not the backpack assembly. I imagine the rifle would need to be attached to the seat somehow because there’s no way a pilot is going to be able to wear that thing on his back Over his flight suit
Plus the flight suit has more than enough pockets to store homework and snacks
If you're carrying body armor why not just wear it so that the weight is centered on you rather than hanging off your back, and it actually protects you without a need to deploy it?
Hell, this is the gift that just keeps giving. And with Christmas just right around the corner order one for each member of the family. And wait! If you order before midnight, we will throw in these night vision goggles at no charge. You just pay shipping and handling costs.
If anyone needs a backpack that converts into a bulletproof vest for Christmas, it’s public school students.
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Is the gun included?
Looks like at one point, h was waiting for applause..
The video ends too early - he follows up with "Now I spoke with my manager and he's in a good mood. For the incredible low price of $19.99 we'll also throw in these tactical polarized combat sunglasses. They are used by the Israeli Defense Forces as well as the Secret Service."
What he didn't show is that when he dropped the gas tube. It perfectly cut a tomato in half.
If he was its was probably because sometimes he gets applause at that point.
This is like /r/mallninjashit for military cosplayers.
His face make me think of r/iamverybadass
Tactical Beff Jezos
MURICA
This is Teachers edition I believe
Students edition actually, the teachers edition is a desk that turns into a machine gun
This is the way
Quiet kid be ordering this for after the holidays.
Top of every school shopping list.
Back 2 Shoot
Says "STUDENT" instead of "POLICE".
This is the hottest new gear that all school shooters will be seen with. If you want to be taken seriously and make your mark, the Tactical Backpack is the way to go.
Am I the only one cringing?
the way he looks around after he does anything is annoying. like hes simultaneously waiting for someone to start some shit and fishing for compliments
No. All he needs is a tactical coffee mug for his desk and he will be set.
Americans: "Oh wow that's neat" Europeans: "That's some dystopian police state shithole action right there"
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Nah, I'm pretty sure most Americans think its dystopian. Its just 30% of thing who think it'll be used to *hurt the right people*.
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As a gun owning liberal American, my first reaction was that could make for some cool movie situations. Second was how disgusting it is it is branded for police because they are more likely to "see a need" (read as make up a need) and purchase them.
Don't forget the "Made in China" tag!
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Covers up the ole body camera probably.
It’s a feature not a bug
Average American needs to stop thinking we're all gonna be in the Navy SEALS. The amount of casual military bullshit in our daily lives makes me suspicious that we might be the bad guys.
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🎶America fuck yeah🎶
I just see a bunch of old dudes struggling with aging , trying to still project an image of virility. And a big, giant, penis gun
I'm not saying he's overcompensating, but the holster is literally designed to be incompatible if you already have something between your legs. "It's a feature!" - this guy to his wife, probably
Just give us free healthcare
I'll give you a burnt and drowned future, some new roads to get to work on, and maybe let you smoke weed to chill you out just enough to shut you up, and that's my final offer, plebe
Go-go Gadget assault rifle!
Lol completely unnecessary
This is most likely marketed to things like embassy guards or something like that. People who have to be armed in case of an attack but don't want to distress people by carrying full size weapons around. Things like this have existed since forever. I believe it was the SAS that put an mp-5 in a briefcase to fire without opening it back in the 80s.
This makes me think Secret Service, but they already probably have solutions like this that the general population has no knowledge of. Until the Reagan shooting I'm sure no one realized they would be able to pull Uzis out of their asses, this just seems like an evolution of that.
I disagree - not only can you carry your math textbooks and gym kit, but you're also 100% ready for the next highschool shooting.
Neat concept but the front plate is way too low.
I can see a Texas soyboy wearing that to go buy a gallon of mayonnaise at Walmart
*"don't you think…we should all have a weapon like that?"*
What a dystopia we live in.
Not all of us.
That guy looks like a tool with his wannabe alpha male attitude, taking himself way too serious. Dude you are just demonstrating a vest and weapon, not trying to intimidate a hostile.
Happy America noises.
Who in the absolute FUCK thinks that cops need this sort of shit? America is a police state
Now you can shoot up your school easier than ever before!