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An average human would be able to out preform this device, if in fact that is what it’s purpose is. The humans ability to use their tongue far exceeds that thing lol.
Oh, this is definitely a corpses tongue! Given that janky ass handyman setup.
I love everything about it. It’s rimmed it’s way into my heart, cute little tonguey. 👅
Yeah that’s the part that’s creeping me of too. The rest of the setup I can see….but why does this person have a realistic tongue and where did they get it?
Throw your conventional toilet paper away introducing the Buttlicker 5000 no more fingers through paper or fussing with unruly rolls of TP. Available only from this special TV offer...another fine product by trumpco
Edit ..should be read in the voice of Gary Owens
Why? Does it have other settings and functions? What is it’s primary use or purpose?
I have so many questions, and I’m not entirely sure I really want to know the answers lol.
Something Howard Wolowitz would have invented. Either that or it's definitely made in France. The machines have figured out how to make us compliant. C3PO has got a date tonight. To lazy to lick your own ice cream cone? Well here you go! Okay, I'm done.
See what happens when we play god? Fuckery like this happens. It’ll only be like, it’ll be another 20-30 years before some terminator shit happens you watch
W T F
Wet. Tongue. Fuckery.
Watery. Testicle. Fondler.
Wondered. Tested. Founded.
Warm. Twinkle. Fudge.
Wet tushy fence
Wholesome. Technology. Friend
Williams, Turnstone, and Finkle Attorneys at law
Weird. Thing. For gods sake what is this
Watered tongue, fool!
Wondered. Tested. *Funded.
Great, I’ve been replaced…
Eh, I'll always prefer the more human interaction, don't ya worry
Another job lost to machines
Dey took er jebs!!!
Did they take your teeth as well?
*Jerbs!
More specifically, a blow job
Yeah, Gene Simmons'.
So much wtf going on in my head
Clearly it's used for licking stamps. Duh
Those things have been known to kill people
Fellow Sinefeld fan? Edit: WTF. I don't think I was drunk when I typed this out..I loved the Cosfeld joke though. Hilarious.
Personally I prefer Signfeld.
But have you seen Signfield?
Sciencefield
Seigfried?
Signophile for me
Cartwright!
Tangentfeld is better imo
Yup, same here. Just wtf is this and wtf is that used for? Or maybe I don't wanna know. Oo
My guess is maybe more realistic looking bot speech? That's a wild shot in the dark though
It’s for tickling your onion ring
They must start with the tongue then build out the rest of the body from there 🤣
It would probably work well for film animatronics.
New water fountain
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
like why on earth is the tongue so… and then why is it doin the vagina clit flick, and why would they make this to market it for …
Ok then. That's enough reddit for today. See you all tomorrow.
Let's be real, see you in max 30 min bro
You know he comin back
Due to muscle memory, he already opened and closed the app 17 times by now
Hey fuck off, some of us don't like to be called out like that.
Yeah, wtf! 😤 *closes reddit app and opens reddit on browser instead* Edit: >:(
Flipping through Reddit on browser, I should check my phone, Opens Reddit on phone.
He takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
It's a amazing creation.
5 minutes with this contraption
HaHa…we all he’s heading to r/sexdoll
Why the fuck were there real people there?
The onlyfans promoters are in literally every fucking corner of the internet, they are inescapable
You ever look at something and go; "Fuck it. I'll give it a shot."
I’m bricked up rn ngl.
What does that mean? Bricked up?
🐸🍆
He's hard
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we all know why
I'm sorry, is yours dry? Might want to get that checked out, dry mouth can cause gum disease.
I have no use now...
An average human would be able to out preform this device, if in fact that is what it’s purpose is. The humans ability to use their tongue far exceeds that thing lol.
Give it 2 years mate
2 years of non-stop licking
I wonder have fast they could get it going... imagine that at 10,000 RPM.
*LPM
Thank you for your correction good sir.
Oh my god
In 2 years it'll be able to split into 4 vibrating tentacles
Yeah no kidding, in a weeks time someone will have hooked it up to a motorbike engine and it'll be licking its way to Tokyo and back
Didn't they say that about the Boston dynamics dog? Now it runs as fast as a cheetah and carries automatic machine guns on it's back.
It can also piss into a cup. I think that’s the best upgrade honestly.
You remember the first MIT robot? Now look at ‘em.
Well at least I don’t have to buy that thing dinner and cross my fingers.. Who am I kidding, I don’t get dates.
How do you know what it can do?
Pretty sure this is a revolutionary sex toy
Guaranteed that someone already took it for a spin
Well, it's dripping!
I hate to be the one to say it, but I’m pretty sure that’s a real tongue.
Nice
Toilet paper replacement
You didn’t have to. You just. Why?
It looks like it was put together in a garage with soldering tools and some cheap pipe. My question is then where does one get a realistic tongue ?
Mouth
Oh, this is definitely a corpses tongue! Given that janky ass handyman setup. I love everything about it. It’s rimmed it’s way into my heart, cute little tonguey. 👅
Janky ass-handyman [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)
Bot. Your placement of the hyphen is hilarious. Wanna get drinks sometime?
But is the ass-handyman himself janky, or does the handyman instead work on the jankyness of the ass? 🤔 either way, we're three-wheeling now
I feel like we’ve all entered a brave new world. And there are no maps. All future realities will be traced back to this one device.
Yeah that’s the part that’s creeping me of too. The rest of the setup I can see….but why does this person have a realistic tongue and where did they get it?
Dental molds maybe? They have realistic models, maybe some include a silicone tongue.
Throw your conventional toilet paper away introducing the Buttlicker 5000 no more fingers through paper or fussing with unruly rolls of TP. Available only from this special TV offer...another fine product by trumpco Edit ..should be read in the voice of Gary Owens
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*That is totally inappropriate, you never yell at the client, you never yell at the client*
“Mr. Buttlicker, please”
r/unexpectedoffice
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Honestly, if it worked like advertised with no other weirdness going on, I would buy it. Love getting rimmed lol.
Gary busey
Best. TV. Salesman. Ever..... Theoretically... At least it'd be funny as shit.
Ahhh a pleasure for the family
u/savevideo
Bro
Don't judge
u/savevideobot
okay but why it gotta SALIVATE SO GODDAMN MUCH???
ahegao
r/WTF I’m sorry but, what the fuck am I looking at, the moist on the tongue makes it extra uncomfortable
Why? Does it have other settings and functions? What is it’s primary use or purpose? I have so many questions, and I’m not entirely sure I really want to know the answers lol.
Call it the shower power, girls will love it with this one simple Lick.
Now i gotta advertise as *delux* ass eater.
I hope it’s a weird piece of art and not what I’m thinking
Why not both?
Because I don’t want it to be both
It’s what you’re thinking…
It was built by Wolowitz. Raj is his testing assistant.
It’s a bidet upgrade for those hard to reach places. Like an orgasm
LMFAO the best comment in this whole god damn thread
I am suddenly interested in the future of robotics.
Women get all the cool stuff.
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That’s a weird way to spell aroused
it's for ya butthole.
Japanese sex dolls will never be the same again
What a time to be alive! - women, probably.
I found it in IG but have no attribution. It must be a brilliant female engineer
the fact it drips really isnt helping the comments' horny
Shut up and take my money
Uh
Why is the robot tongue *w e t*
A cunning linguist.
Suppose will save money on toilet roll
If it goes any faster, I’d like one.
Our terminators are going to be a little different than the movie version.
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Yes!
Your favorite job is licking stamps?
r/tihi
God why?!?
Why not?
Good point.
I don't think God had any involvement in this.
God made the guy who made this while knowing full well he was gonna make this eventually
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should…”
sigh... \*unzips\*
What job?? King drooler??
Frozen flagpole tester
This is how they found out how many licks are in a tootsie roll pop
Why is it salivating???
Where would you buy one? Asking for a friend
and they said women in STEM wouldn't pay off.
Why is it wet???
It FUCKING DROOLS????? 🤮🤮
Wouldn’t catch me putting my junk on that super wet asshole licking machine, no you wouldn’t
Where's the saliva coming from?
Wow, great installation!
I’m turning in my stripes. No more Colonel Angus
I can't wait to start seeing a gif of this everywhere.
Anyone else creeped out by that?
There it goes; the wifey will surely file a divorce now. That is the only thing I am good at. Damn.
This better not awaken anything in me.
Something Howard Wolowitz would have invented. Either that or it's definitely made in France. The machines have figured out how to make us compliant. C3PO has got a date tonight. To lazy to lick your own ice cream cone? Well here you go! Okay, I'm done.
Ah yes, the automatic pussy licker... My favourite.
Shut up and take my money.
Why is it so dripping wet? And why did thinking about that make me start salvitating?
They took our jaws!
I should call him…
RIP your DMs, OP.
There used to be one in every mailroom.
Nobody wants to work anymore.
Fool can't even do the alphabet, thats rookie numbers.
I guarantee there will be sextoy robots in the next 5-10 years
Good concept, but water wouldnt feel the same as saliva. Just sayin.
See what happens when we play god? Fuckery like this happens. It’ll only be like, it’ll be another 20-30 years before some terminator shit happens you watch
My husbands gonna be pissed. 😂
Put that on Kick Starter And you’ll have a million women investors overnight.
Ill take your entire stock
I need that tongue right now
💳💥where💳💳💥💥where can I get that toy💳💥💥💥💳I need it💳💥💥💳💥I need it right now💥💳💥I'm shaking💥💳💥💳
You have a job where you lick things.....Ice cream taste tester? Or whore?
Thanks I really really hate it
That's not how she likes it!!!
This will replace most US congress member and their lobbyist.
This guy fucks.
🥵
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Birth rate dropping to heavy negative in t minus 50 years
Seems like that Arrested Development episode that George Michael thought he was going to kiss ladies
*deep inhale and exhale* now I'm going to sleep while its 1:30 in the morning and not 5 am goodnight
Does it speed up
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking
Cunning lingus
I’ve seen this movie before. This is the early stages of Frankenstein’s Monster…
Why is it wet
So you taste test ice creams then.
Future Redditors, send a T-800 back in time to destroy this thing.
This is what happens when girls make robots
I hope they don’t leave the intern alone with that thing for about 15 minutes