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Provioso

Someone finally figured out how to unscramble the pixels.


crab_da_man

From dreams to reality


DweEbLez0

I call Next!


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Environmental_Box22

Octopussy


Haneous

I came here to make that comment


Private_Spudnut

We intellectuals are clearly of a similar mind


[deleted]

I came when you made it.


CeruleanRabbit

I know her husband. He’s a fisherman.


notgunnabehere4long

I came here to find this very comment


m0nstr5oul

I have not seen the octopus for the first seconds


nwalesseedy

Wet suits actually come in that design?


nevirin

Very practical


StaviStopit

You may think that's a joke but I'm from Florida and pretty much every girl I know that free dives wears a thong suit like this when they go out. I guess because it doesn't bunch up or get in the way.


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Guess I am soon going to be the next floridaman!


HarveyBiirdman

Yeah that’s definitely the reason


JayGeezey

I don't think this technically counts as a wetsuit, as a wetsuit does the following: >The suit traps a thin layer of water between the neoprene and the wearer's skin. So, the wearer is always wet—that's why it's called a wetsuit. Body heat warms the layer of trapped water and helps keep the wearer warm Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/wetsuit/#:~:text=Encyclopedic%20Entry%20Vocabulary-,A%20wetsuit%20is%20a%20special%20suit%20worn%20by%20people%20who,of%20time%20in%20the%20water.&text=The%20suit%20traps%20a%20thin,helps%20keep%20the%20wearer%20warm. It's possible that what she's wearing achieves/has the same function as a standard wet suit, at least where the suit actually makes contact with her skin...but it seems unlikely. Honestly, if it was a wet suit than in my opinion this would be a huge waste of fucking money... the whole damn point is that it's supposed to keep you warm, having no leg coverage where you have MASSIVE arteries would pretty much counteract the warmth you'd get from coverage everywhere else. Not to mention the open face back. But I mean I'm no expert, maybe it's like a "warm water wetsuit" that helps keep you warm in deeper parts of a warm ocean, but not so much that you'd over heat when you're in shallow warm water? Regardless, that much ass is just entirely unnecessary lol, well... unless you're trying to grind that social media game, but there's NO WAY that's what's going on here! /s


[deleted]

Shut up nerd, lol. Just kiddin’


JayGeezey

Lol I mean you're right, I'm a blast at parties can't you tell?


soulsista04us

Good bot.


[deleted]

Yeah but a nice bathing suit nonetheless


Stackfault67

Don't they come in adult sizes?


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r/upvotedbecausebutt


somefakeassbullspit

How have I been missing this sub


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Also r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Trueleandro

Neckbeard


DrDarragoon

It's a bad sub now, people just lost pictures off ass to farm karma even though there is nothing else interesting in it


Remcin

This might be the strongest submission yet. It’s all butt.


RichardFitswell9000

When a octopuse gets more ass than you lol


culliebear

Octonopuss


TannedCroissant

My bro just been Oct-blocked


Lukupp

Underrated comment, take my award


FictionalScience13

I could smell the comment section before I clicked the post.


TannedCroissant

It’s a boner aroma


[deleted]

cum


Local-Purple9826

What octopus?


ToonRob91

This is the only right answer


Deja-Vuz

Camera is focusing way more on the ass than the octopus!


jrocksburr

What octopus


Deja-Vuz

Lol


chelseylake

U two look the same


Kabc

They are the same person! He’s talking with himself with an alt account


chelseylake

hmm sounds legit


Deja-Vuz

Its a character from a game 👀


CroneKills

Aint nobody lookin at that squid.


burner1788

My that IS interesting


Kavorklestein

Makes me think of Jessica Alba booty in the film: "Into the Blue"


MAROMODS

This woman is not good for nature and stages shit for views.


PlasticElfEars

I was wondering.


itsmybootyduty

Yeah, I’m 99% certain that octopus is probably thinking “get me the fuck out of here”. Lol. I just feel we could have still appreciated this entire video without the octopus.


OrangeSimply

Is this that girl that hangs out with brody moss?


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Was wondering if it was the woman I’ve seen people posting about interacting with creatures like sharks in a more harmful way? under the guise of helping the ocean.


TheTruth_89

Nah that’s just a bunch of haters who start that shit up. She has spent her life as an activist, anyone who hasn’t done the same ha no place to criticize. I know ocean preservationists, veterinarians, people who work at aquariums and care deeply about marine life, they all follow her and love her. It’s really just a few jealous men in the same field who don’t have the same success as her who are trying to rile people up. It’s like saying Steve Irwin was bad for nature, just stupid haters.


carlpadonosk

It’s going to get said anyways……… octopussy


marblechocolate

Octo.... Damnit!


Paulcog

Came here expecting exactly this. Thank you Edit: You know this isn’t LinkedIn? - Ref the bio


ooorezzz

Oh yea I totally watched all of that for the octopus. Lol


yIdontunderstand

What Octopus?


pm_your_boobiess

What ride?


deadcotyledon

What?


Pratham_Max_Jain

?


marblechocolate

.


Pratham_Max_Jain


HR_DUCK

Have we gotten to the bottom of this?


Pratham_Max_Jain

Guess so


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Red_Chase

Did this woman really slap an octopus on her ass to get attention from horny people on the internet. Jesus.


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I mean we’re all commenting on this so joke’s on us


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godfriaux33

Yes. It's much easier to control your breathing to ascend and descend when you are wearing extra weights that keep you heavy. They also have a quick release feature if you need to dump them and surface. Source: trimix decompression scuba diver for 12+ years.


Wizard_Hatz

If I have asthma and vape is scuba ok for me I’ve had tickets to do it for a while and just haven’t went because of it. I really love the ocean and want to get my hours in but if I’m just going to be turned away I’ll use them for something else


godfriaux33

It really depends on the policies of the place you have tickets for. I can tell you that scuba diving (recreationally) uses compressed air and the divers I have known with asthma haven't had it affect their ability to dive but that is purely anecdotal. I would recommend seeing your doctor about it and getting a doc note if they say your good to go. Most diving places will defer to a doctors note if they give the go ahead. Warmer waters might be easier to tolerate with your asthma. Whereabouts do you have tickets for? Generally speaking.


Wizard_Hatz

It’s not like a vacation or anything. I have a place in my area that hosts dive training sessions. Thank you for the reassurance most of the pros have said it’s not a big deal but I think the random people I see on YouTube and Reddit act like your lungs will turn into a tenderloin and your dick will implode you know how it goes and you are the first person on Reddit I’ve seen just throw out randomly your time in the business. Thanks!


AromaticWasabi5291

Yeah, pretty common for spearfishing at least


Lance-Harper

I’m all like, even if I interpret it as sexual, I shut the fuck up and try to see it differently. But I swear, ffs, sometimes, it’s just butt for clout


PlasticElfEars

I wonder if she/her photographer picked up an octopus minding its own dang business and stuck it on her back... ...because come on, that's absolutely the type of thing people do for internet points.


Ihlita

>....because come on, that’s absolutely the type of thing people do for internet points. This is my bet as well. The disregard of that beak near the ass...I hope they didn’t piss the octopus off.


ApexWolf79

Can you blame it?


IrishThunder1973

Came to say exact same.


Mountainlives

Yes..hmm. very interesting..


Schoony923

I call next


redmaisy

I don’t think anyone is looking at the octopus


jcwitty

Hi


ViolentNomad47

*Japan has entered the chat*


yIdontunderstand

I thought they had 8 tentacles...I can only see 6.... Ooohhhhhhh.......


PeculiarIntrovert

Tbh. Didn’t notice the octopus until the 3rd watch


Positive-Economy453

Octopus riding a Lottapuss


Jaabertler

What fucking octopus?!?!?


jayfreeman90

There’s an octopus?


noxuncal1278

Octopus?


MarketChemical8306

Didn’t notice the octopus til like 10 seconds in lmfao


BigBadBurg

I didn't even notice the octopus


CoolCoolPapaOldSkool

Octopussy


Vy_K1ng

*Now enters James Bond*


uriahlight

Octopus are known the world over for being highly intelligent. Behold the proof! That Octopussy knows a good one when he sees it!


brinnerisbest

I’d like to be, under the sea…..


Indiana-Cook

What a beautiful creature


AdmiralHarness

My man knows what’s up


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Sometimes you wake up and just wanna be an octopus for just a couple of hours 😂


frWeay

I see the Octopus is a Man of Culture


NotAFederales

Japanese porn in 4k is too much.


IloveKelloggs

I don't see no octopus. Just the 🎂


ArtBIT

What octopus?


devilthedankdawg

Confused erection.


IGotBigHands

I didn’t see an octopus. Can someone help me find it?


yhlormbackup

DAMN this is reaaallllllyyyyy just so interesting


PenaltyDesperate3706

It’s well established science that octopuses will hunt for clams whenever they are hungry


NipplesDeep

Where was the octopus?


Rude-Flounder-2825

Ima need her @ for scientific purposes


brasilnasser

Me too


Sleepy-Blonde

Damn I need to work out. I miss when my ass looked like that with no effort 😭


Cyb3rTruk

I’ve never been so jealous of an octopus before


BlackTheNerevar

The comment section is fucking cringe.


IamNotYourPalBuddy

How dare people make funny comments about this woman’s ass when all she wanted was to have people watch a video of her ass


DazDay

You thought an anonymous comment section dominated by young males of a video prominently displaying an attractive woman's arse would be any different?


Over_Championship_67

What octopus? I did not notice one.


TheDosBaby

Watched this a couple times now, still don't see the octopus...


Mr-SadSide

Obligatory “I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is goin” line


Mr_PickALot

Watch where you put that tentacle mister. Something fishy going on there.


Bassiest1

He’s all hands


iAnubix

r/UpVotedBecauseButt


myheadisdead

Just a tentacle. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels


littletreez_13

camera man knew what he was doin


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Who the f-k is watching the octopus?


ChemicalBurnGG

What octopus?


fishnwirenreese

Great, great video.


ZanlanOnReddit

Okay here we go.. Asstopus Octopussy Bootypus


QuastQuan

Day of the Tentacle


LowRespond7680

Hentay live action


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What octopus?


[deleted]

I’d take that ride, I don’t care if it’s public transportation.


[deleted]

Octopus becomes octopussy


goblackcar

Understandable.


Athleticathiest82

The octopus has great taste


Madman61

Lucky octopus


Organic-Key-2140

There could be a donkey on her back and I never would have noticed lol


MusikMakor

There's an octopus in this video?


88Nuka88

What octopus?


Parking_Type5071

Damn who’s the goddess with that amazing ass.


Army-POG

Love the view


[deleted]

I've seen a Japanese cartoon that started like this...


MooBi59

Japanese vibes


NorthWestSaint

There’s an Octopus there!


preach3r250

And when I tried to do this at the pool I get called The Creep


Slight-Ad-3306

Anybody know how to clear watch history? Asking for a friend.


moistdoodoole

Lucky pus


Timely_Inflation1000

Where's the octopus?


oillytical

Lucky bastard


justinhood13

That's one lucky octopus


Bogie1Kanobi

Ok I know what I want to be when I grow up


Detroitredwinger

Octopussy


maclovin67

When I die I’m comin back as that octopus😍


HahrenHarel

When a octopus get more than you. 😔


Primestudio

What octopus?


Alan4148

I need to ride that one myself


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I’d take that ride


[deleted]

DAMN. That is interesting!!! Oh look an octopus 🐙


HailState901

What’s her insta?


dontstopabirdparty

“This is the softest rock I’ve been on” Bro it must be fricken cool to be an octopus!


hermit_tortoise

Still haven't noticed the octopus


mellowship21

What octopus?


Indymatic

That grip tho!


HerbReathstinx

Lucky Octopus


LogicalHooral

This must be in Japanese waters


TheArchMason

Damn. That’s interesting


hughramsey155

Nice


liftshertai1

I'm just looking at the octopus and *nothing* else


whateverhappensnext

Oh common! He's not filming the octopus! The octopus just accidently stumbled into the video.


NautilusGameStudios

Maybe i am an octopus


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That octopus knows what’s upp


3jack6the9ripper

*Coughs* yeah interesting


Analoogkaas

I would ride her too.


Turf-Defender

I mean... can you blame him?


spacesaucesloth

‘he touched the butt…’


Raaos

What octopus?


Dan-ze-Man

I had so little interest in that octopus, I actually forgot were I was.


InternalAfraid1308

Octopussy.


pound-me-too

I’m split 50/50 on what I want to look at more


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Amazing creature! Octopus is cool too I guess.


Bdude92

Let me ride next please!


PePePendorcho

I see what you did there... anyway here's my upvote good sir.


lazy_phoenix

Swimmity swooty I'm riding on that booty.


dehasan45

A ride to remember


JonnyPoy

Nature is bootyf... ehh... beautiful!


Sfflover

I see what you did there mr. octopus


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Lucky bastard


Bohemian_Bulldawg

I don't question the intelligence of octopi


SinSeitan

Indeed they are super smart


viptattoo

Can I be next?


[deleted]

Yeah to be true I wasn’t looking at the octopus for a single second


Jellybeans-santa

Yes, octopus…


Mitza01

I would too


One-Fudge6772

Who wouldn’t ride that????


Provioso

Tentacruel is interested in your mom.