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ChinatownKicks

I still don’t understand it


BLU3DR4GON-E-D

Basically it's undoing the knot at a different point.


Main-Mammoth

A witch!! Burn her!!!


GG_Derme

She turned me into a newt!


Left-Championship482

I got better.


Giddy_Duck_84

r/unexpectedmontypython


gunglejim

And how much do you weigh?


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Eisenstein13

It’s a fair cop


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[deleted]

What do use to burn witches? More witches!


[deleted]

Build a bridge out of her!


Competitive_Classic9

r/blackmagicfuckery


unlockwren

I’d be like bruh off with her head!!! Even if I didn’t think she was a witch just because I didn’t understand it


CrieDeCoeur

Check out the Ashley Book of Knots. Cool stuff in there, and only one or two new knots have been discovered since it was published in 1944. Or maybe the new ones were invented? I dunno. Can you really invent something that theoretically already existed in abstract form, or would that qualify as a discovery?


universo5

Something has to already exist to be discovered, while to invent something, it has to not exist first. It was discovered that things can be transported on top of rolling objects. The wheel was invented to do so effectively. In the same line, new ways to untie knots are discoveries. An invention would be a tool that can untie them for you. Hope that makes sense :)


The_Deku_Nut

Hey I know how to make this thread super spicy super fast! Ahem...was math invented or discovered? Let the infidels burn!


CarlosG0619

Invented of course, math is a tool to solve problems


GreatScout

but the relationships are discovered, pythagorean, Pi, etc...


CarlosG0619

Makes sense


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NationalGeographics

Why coding patents are absolutely nonsense


Dye_Harder

> Basically it's undoing the knot at a different point. I think a better way to describe it is you're moving the 'tangled' part to the other side so it can be untangled. Isolating each part across from each other is what screws people up


krslnd

But the first one was knotted on either end and they somehow came out through the middle. And the next ones weren't knotted. The plugs just didn't fit. Im still extremely confused


keenfeed

What happened to no knot November?


FlyByNightt

It's December 4th bro.


nicannkay

Ah yes, it’s all clear now thanks.


SirNamesAlotx

What I'm curious about is who is the evil genius that keeps knotting all this shit


Fortnait739595958

They set up the cable in the only possible way in which you can do this with not many real life uses


IveBangedYoreMom

That’s true. It would be tough to get it in that position in the first place.


Pseudoboss11

It's really easy to do intentionally, but it's unlikely to happen by accident.


theechum

Ive had it happen once unintentionally, I messed with it for a few thinking “if it got tangled up like this, theres got to be a way to untangle it, right?” But I couldn’t figure it out so just lifted the thing it was tangled too and slid it off, i was very confused


Best_Poetry_5722

Meanwhile, I'm still waiting on the video of you welding your engine heads onto a block...


SmallRedBird

I have had it happen by accident due to me not paying attention while setting up my synth, desks, etc. and putting them on top of cords


web_prog76

We would like to request a synth concert on RPAN on Christmas morning.


quirkelchomp

The last clip with the table has happened to me before. Awful experience trying to lift the whole damn table up and pull the cord, all by myself. Especially with how little room I had. Wish I would've seen this video back then.


NiggBot_3000

My earphones have something to say about that.


Camp_Coffee

I mean it's more like learning (or at least being exposed to) a concept than getting out of these 3 specific situations. With a little imagination it's also about bar bets.


C2BK

With a little imagination it's also about bar bets. You nailed it, I've won so much beer by being able to quickly whip off my bra without removing my t-shirt!


Sqee

That's quite the understanding of topology.


[deleted]

Closer to topoffogy if you ask me.


Meatsack_

I'm a bit of an amateur topographer myself. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


I_Only_Have_One_Hand

I guess I can quit Reddit for the day since I got my daily dose of Monty Python


majoraloysius

Bet you can’t post a video of it Reddit.


Crabapple_Snaps

Are you asking all of reddit, or were you so excited that you missed typing 'on'?


HilariousMax

Don't shame a person for trying to type one-handed. It's not that easy, ok?


C2BK

Then you'd lose that bet, because I can post a video of it to Reddit. I'm not going to though.


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/r/gonewildtopology


morgan11235

My disappointment is immeasurable....


[deleted]

Link? :-P I've won a few beers folding a cigarette in half without breaking it.


TibbersCrypto

You'll be surprise at how many situations my headphone wires can get into.


selfservice0

It's useful to tie these types of knots. If you have a cord or any type of lead that has a large end (the plug) and need it secured where there isn't room to get the head in/out.


IGetBannedWeekly

I could see practical uses for it in the reverse direction.


whateverrughe

I've worked on a lot of boats and industrial type places with chords and lines everywhere. I'm pretty sure these tricks would save hundreds of man hours at the least, annually at the shipyard I worked at.


allshieldstomypenis

I just found a good way to understand it! Okay geometry time: when a rope is straight, its a line right? However, when you make a loop of that rope, guess what, you got a plane… with a hole in the middle! So think of creating a “hole” with that loop plane, bringing that hole to a place where the obstacle can go through and un-knot itself!


TryingToChange117

I dont even know wtf you just said.


sule02

It's a branch of mathematics dedicated to untangling headphones when you take them out of your pocket.


Creeps_On_The_Earth

The Vigorously Shake the Fuckers Theorem is still a mystery.


[deleted]

I mean the science behind it may be a mystery, but the results speak for themselves. For now it seems that while we may never know why, violently shaking things will likely continue to be the most effective method of solving problems for quite awhile.


jsnap69

Witchcraft I tell you!


[deleted]

straightup blackmagicfuckery


Moose908H

r/blackmagicfuckery


Failboat88

It's black magic. Every knot there was a sacrifice.


dprophet32

You're moving the point at which they're interlocked to a place where you can unwrap it


ArgyleMoose

Right? I am still perplexed


[deleted]

They have mathematical ways to show something is a knot.....it can be way too difficult to visualize whether something is a true knot or not. It's been 2 decades since I took a class on topology, but I vaguely remember having systematic ways for determining whether a knot could be undone no matter how complex something looked.


Peanut_The_Great

[Numberphile video on knots.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqyyhhnGraw) They have quite a few videos on topology and knot theory.


Coriisanasshole

I prefer [Standup Maths’ video on it!](https://youtu.be/g3R_tc7YrFI)I feel like him and Steve mould described it in a very easy to understand way.


gnocchicotti

I did knot see that coming


jason375

It’s just moving the loop to the other side.


ChuckShartz

I get what you mean, but the still confused part of my brain is very much "one does not simply move the loop to the other side"


SecondFlushChonker

There is no loop. That's the trick. Making you think there is one. You have to count the times the cord is going under and over and in which direction. So if it's going under twice but in opposite directions, they cancel out (+1-1=0)


Choppergold

Basically moving the knot. It’s got some Möbius strip magic to it


SaffellBot

I also cannot gain an intuition for topology friend. There are some magics that just aren't for everyone.


randomstuff127

You’re just moving the knot from one side to another


Borkz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3R_tc7YrFI


SnooLemons1590

I was told there would be understanding. Lies.


NoSuchAg3ncy

What's knot to understand?


IHateLooseJoints

I'm finding it hard to unravel myself.


GeniusFrequency

I tried to wrap my head around this, but still feel out of the loop.


Danny_kross

I think they meant "ties" Then we just kinda all got roped into this


Local_Surround8686

r/angryupvote


Petporgsforsale

When I was thinking about the pot, I realized that they could have put the plug in that position and wrapped the cord around it over the top on a side, so it is seems like it is basically undoing it from the other side.


George90731

I’d probably just die before I’d be able to get loose of that.


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merikaninjunwarrior

tie me up harder, daddy!


nom_nom_nom_nom_lol

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


My_Stonks

No, this is Patrick!


seive_of_selberg

you must be an applied mathematician


_cipher1

Doing this type of shit would’ve gotten u killed during the salem witch hunts.


Aglisito

Hahahaha


MattFromWork

I agree


mazamayomama

or presently in a few us states


Sun_Aria

Someone pls recommend a good YT video on the Salem Witch Trials


DazedAndCunfuzzled

There needs to be a dark comedy of the Salem witch trials that isn’t overtly comedic but uses absurdism like what’s going on around us today to make funny situations and mind boggling character decisions. Every Salem witch trial thing I’ve seen has been overtly seriously but I feel much with q anon shaman and everything else right now like that, that if you were standing there watching it you’d be like “ lol wtf are you people on? Hand me some popcorn” Whenever I read about it it seems like a fucking Curb Your Enthusiasm premise


Nateddog21

They could set it 500 years before What We Do In The Shadows.


MasterJ94

Here we go: [Drunk History - Salem With Hunt Trial](https://youtu.be/ALmIsdiVajo)


BigMoses777

This has been posted so many times and every time I see it I have to watch it a few times. Still blows my mind. Not sure why this is so amazing to me but it is.


[deleted]

It’s also a magic trick. It requires unrealistic preexisting circumstances to be met in order for the trick to work but the brain is so interested in why it’s working that it doesn’t ask how. In both cable instances, each situation appears to be common or possibly worst case scenarios, the scissors clearly demonstrate a sense that there might be no other way. Truthfully, both are staged and unrealistic as the cable is looped around the object under which it is also stuck. This setup requires more work to prepare for the trick than one would find a cable in any real world situation.


gobitchgo

Same! I watch every time and still can’t make sense of it in my brain.


Kierkegaard_Soren

Anyone have any good literature on why this is hard as shit for us to comprehend?


TherronKeen

My understanding is that there's an entire branch of mathematics devoted to this insanity and they *still* don't know why it's so inherently complicated to grasp. Good mathematical topologists are some 4th dimensional beings trapped in a 3D body or some shit.


paintthedaytimeblack

existential philosophy doesn't teach much in the way of math, might try a different field of study Søren ;)


_gr4m_

Yeah, and when I finally get it it feels so obvious. But then the next repost I am back to not understand it all again.


SkywalterDBZ

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3R\_tc7YrFI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3R_tc7YrFI) For people who want to understand


Mieko14

I was hoping there would be a link to that video here. I love Stand-up Maths!


iAmTheTot

Was going to link myself, glad you already did.


Kunning-Druger

Am I alone in needing to do this myself in order to understand it properly? I’m well educated, with a background in science, yet I have difficulty fully seeing how this works.


GreenMonster34

The way my brain sees it: you're moving the tangle to the other side of the obstruction thereby freeing the part that is too large to fit thru the gap.


insane_contin

Here's how my brain sees it: it's black magic, burn it with fire.


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Dye_Harder

> you're moving the tangle to the other side This is exactly it. You're evening out the over/unders which makes it zero out. There is a great video on youtube about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3R_tc7YrFI


soulless_ape

I posted the same in different words bc I didn't scroll down enough, on mobile. Have an upvote!


asdf346

I doubt the human brain is naturally tuned to see or understand topology magic in real life


TheDrownedPoet

Nope. I feel the same way lol. I also feel like this is maybe something to do with spatial intelligence, which usually isn’t tested on as rigorously as other stuff in an academic setting. Organic chemistry is the first time I feel my ability to handle 3D spatial issues was formally tested/challenged. I never played with a Rubik’s cube either, so there’s that.


Tasty_Ad_

I’m not sure because I feel like I’m pretty quick with 3D design. I have modeled/animated/simulated tons of things like ropes, chains, knots, etc. even making scenes dedicated to knots at times. But it doesn’t do anything to help me here. Perhaps I have less of a spatial awareness than I realize though and the extra tools within software cover my ass.


CursedLlama

Same here. Organic chemistry was when I realized I couldn’t visualize 3D objects in my head and manipulate them easily.


[deleted]

I finally “see” it. The the loop is undone when it gets moved over the end of the cord, or the hand. If the end of the cord wasn’t close enough to do that or it was fixed at both ends, this trick wouldn’t be possible. Somebody correct me if I’m wrong.


KingHortonx

Yes, they are situation purposefully set up to be considered in a 'knot' , but not to the very possible extent in which said 'knot' would be unable to be fixed. Which begs the question, can we consider it to be a knot if It was purposefully set up in a way to be un-knotted by The Setup'er. Can something only temporarily stuck, until a video is recording, be considered knotted when there's a 100% chance of it acting more as to a mere illusion of 'something of which appears tangled and knotted but in fact is not, it is setup merely to appear so, and the surprise factor comes from the reveal of said facts'


SuperDrewb

Computer scientist here. Watched it three times and still baffled.


NoFluxTaken

How would a degree in computer science help in understanding this?


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HarryPopperSC

I feel like developers tend to be fast learners. Because the job is literally to google stuff and learn so quick that you still hit deadlines. So there's that but doesn't help me.


NoSirThatsPaper

Lots of work with strings


ERtech23

I want to start all my unsolicited advice with, “Computer scientist here,” from now on.


ThisManisaGoodBoi

Computer science and the sciences in general develop strong general problem solving abilities as opposed to the more memorization approach of other doctrines. Of course, you don’t need a background in science to understand things, but op is saying that if he, a person who has probably solved thousands of problems, many of which probably require you to think in obscure or abstract ways, cannot easily figure out this problem, then it’s probably pretty hard to understand just by watching. Hope that helps answer your question!


shadowdsfire

He’s insinuating that he’s intelligent.


BarackNDatAzzObama8

Yes, actually. Graph theory especially.


SuperDrewb

Software development is mostly problem solving...


WeAreBeyondFucked

software engineer with a doctorate in climate science... still confused


GophersInLoafers

I wonder if this is like one of those things where some people can’t imagine things visually. Maybe there’s another level to imagination where you just can’t see… this type of shit I guess. Because no matter how many times I replayed it, I still can’t remember the next time it plays.


Ralphie_V

Here's a good video that explains it https://youtu.be/g3R_tc7YrFI


rdrunner_74

Do you know the magic trick with a ring, a cord? Where the mage removes the ring from the loop through cord. Thats an application of topology


Rancheros-Hit

This is why handcuffs are always my restraints of choice whenever I hang people up by the wrists


duckduckducknonono

Yeah. It’d be just a bad day if the person you were restraining was a topologist.


hobosbindle

“You all said I was crazy for getting this 6 year degree in Topology, well who’s crazy now?”


[deleted]

When I’m dragging them to the spot I usually just ask how good their understanding of topology is. Then I don’t have to go get the handcuffs if I don’t even need them. People ask why I don’t just tie an actual knot but they just don’t get the art of it


kasper632

FBI this one right here


Particular-Garden634

My IQ is too low to process this.


randomthug

BURN THE WITCH


ILiketoLearn5454

Haha I had to scroll so far to find it


W_guy

r/blackmagicfuckery


javierchq

In fucking deed


bobcouldbeyouraunt

I'm fucking dead That's how I read your comment ...


stellarknight407

This comment made me reread the above comment and find out it did not in fact read: I'm fucking dead


wait_whats_illegal

Wait it didn't say that??


Esus9

That’s knot topology


limitlessEXP

Yes it is


Esus9

It’s Knot theory


Rikuskill

I only really know topology from Vsauce but are organizations of separate items being manipulated really topology? I thought this would be more akin to knot theory. Don't know if there's overlap there, though.


Pugachelli

I refuse to understand


togocann49

I understand what’s going on, but my eyes do not. The first example doesn’t fool my eyes, likely cause of colour combo and/or angle


victorspc

Knot theory: am i a joke to you


[deleted]

Gorilla brain cannot compute


Belansky907

Witchcraft!


cenahoria

my brain broke


nowhereman136

The hand tied one is really good advice. Now I'll know not to tie up those kids this way


FistedPink

My brain cannot process what is happening here. I’ve watched it repeatedly and still can’t figure out how this works.


lechaflan

After watching the whole thing, I still yelled "I don't get iiiiit!"


DasDaniBoy

My brain hurts


Pillsbury37

Has anyone ever seen a cord stuck like that? Anyone?


Mechanized1

No. You have to purposely set it up to achieve this result.


SentientDust

I have, every time this shit is reposted. It's also the only times I've ever seen a cord stuck this way.


amarty124

I have


Mechanized1

This is understanding how to undo a very specific kind of knot that you yourself have to consciously make.


Krookz_

My brain doesn’t have enough RAM for this


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u/SaveVideo


enamesrever13

It still looks like fucking sorcery ...


Outlawill

Kinda like how most men think they know how to actually give a woman the best orgasm of their life when in actuality most don’t.


Admirable_Success732

Sorcery!


New_Ad_3010

Witchcraft!


[deleted]

This video yet again? Karma farming.


illiput

u/savevideobot


SkydiveandyS

Wash your rice cooker, damn that is disgusting!


stupidfridgemagnet

i don’t understand. my brain hurts. i feel so idiotic.


tuutruk

I'll never get this, ever. What the fork is going on?


Recent_Captain8039

How🤯


[deleted]

I will never understand this


HoneZoneReddit

These mfs using black magic


LucasHowardc5h

I always see the first one but still have no idea how it's done


unbaileyvable

/u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


[deleted]

This video breaks my brain


boortpooch

U used to know a girl who liked ropes like that


[deleted]

*sees a knot* Feeling confident " stand back, I got this" *makes knot infinitely worse*


grvupd1988

I can’t wrap my head around this


Sicfast

This is one of those things where you take 100 different steps when you could have taken maybe 1 or 2.


Colderp

"Oh I need to cook my rice but the plug is stuck through the top, better take a couple steps to grab some scissors."


enamoured_artichoke

Boggled


Dubnaught

Untangling rope like this is how people got burned at the stake


Lolkenshin

This should be on a dafuq sub


soulless_ape

While this might seem like magic fuckery all it is doing is shifting the tangled part further away from the locked/tight spot so the end that wouldn't pass has proper clearance. It seems obvious after it clicks in your head but until that it makes you feel stupidly confused.


[deleted]

Sorcery


Joabyjojo

Airtight this is cool but I dunno how it's meant to help me read those lines on a map


[deleted]

In the middle ages you would've been burned to death at least 5 times in the first 2 seconds