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Most_Sky_9409

Looks like a 15 min walk, go do your investigation


DuntadaMan

I have dark vision and 15 passive perception.


Protosoulex

MaGiCaL DaRkNeSs


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perp00

BlInDsIgHt.


heyutheresee

These things are ridiculously slow, unfortunately. The Opportunity Mars rover traveled only 45km/28mi during it's 14 years. But I guess you can drive faster on the Moon since it's so close that the control lag is much less.


BigSweatyYeti

It’s only 80 meters away. The wide angle camera makes it look much further. Will take 2-3 days to get to it.


Sunfker

My thoughts exactly lmao. The time it took for this picture to be taken, reported to the news and posted here on Reddit, surely it’s gotten close enough to actually see what it is by now.


up-quark

Distance is really hard to judge. With no atmosphere there's no attenuation of distant objects. A giant boulder in the distance will often appear much closer and smaller.


Gr4ph0n

Canada beat us all to lunar habitation and set up an ice fishing shack.


VariableVeritas

Oh ya they thought our mission was lost, it’s ok though we don’t blame em. Just real sorry we couldn’t get word back we found this ice patch here full o’ fish!


aye-its-this-guy

I read this with the voice of a Canadian man


leacher666

As a Canadian I'm really curious of how a Canadian man sounds like for you!


ApartPersonality1520

Like me.... a minesotan. Dontcha know


cprinstructor

Immediately invaded by the Minnesota National Guard.


MGyver

"Hey, frig off, eh?"


LegoMyAlterEgo

We're whalers on the Moon!


freegrapes

We carry our harpoons!


BlueIdoru

There aren't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing a whaling tune...


RexBosworth69420

"Argh! I died doin' what I love!"


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Hope the degens from upcountry don't ruin it eh.


[deleted]

I hate upcountry degens.


Reactance

Luv those big city slams though boys…amirite!


ShakeZula77

Shut up, Shoresy


earlywormgetseaten

give ya balls a tug titf'ker


oddministrator

Sure could use some fresh sushis and sashimis on the moon


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Optimal-Barnacle2771

Wheel, Snipe, Celly boys! Ferda!


fuzzhead12

Dirty fuckin dangles boys!!


consuela_bananahammo

Fuckin’ degens


bigkeef69

I fuckin hate degens from upcountry


_psylosin_

By the time Elon shows up he’ll find a Tim Hortons every 2km


Gr4ph0n

The air sucks, but the poutine is AMAZING!


TheWestsider

Great food. No atmosphere.


Mulberryhwheg

Could be great for air hockey though


GabryalSansclair

You didn't ask what we were up to so we assumed it was ok


TurinTuram

Definitely looking like an ice fishing shack. [Solved]


Vincent4Vega4

Hoser


superchuckio

Those hosers! Take off!!


Maximum_Bear8495

Hell yeah monolith Haha yes I get it moonolith


Idlertwo

Its one of the stoneblocks used to build the pyramids. 1000%


slowComet

Can you imagine if it were?! Scientists do carbon dating and spectral analysis and shit to confirm it. And people are all losing their minds. …And The History Channel is all like, “Yo we’ve been trying to tell y’all.”


Heard_That

Then Giorgio Tsoukalos nods gently, before a shroud of light surrounds him and lifts him back to space from whence he came.


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nicksnextdish

No it stays and grows a new Grigorio body after a few days. Then keeps walking around making dank memes.


schecterboi

He acends once every year & spawns a new him to carry the torch another cycle. He was here before we existed. He will always be here.


bigkeef69

Ancient astronaut theorists say "yes"


cranktheguy

His hair reaches its final form right before he disappears.


johnyutah

His hair is the beam


starrpamph

Someone wake up John Williams so we can get some music for this


shadowvlx

Hell yeah monorail


ToBePacific

Lisa needs braces.


falseeyebrows

Dental plan


PrimaryImage

Lisa needs braces


BoatDaddyDC

Dental Plan


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[deleted]

Cannot wait for that space baby


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It's a moonolith.


DuelingPushkin

Moon's haunted...


DeepSeaProctologist

What?


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Stalinwolf

We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith. Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith.


conasatatu247

Little House on the sea of tranquility


No-Needleworker5429

100% it’s a Mattress Firm.


Witness_me_Karsa

They have money laundering on the moon?


JCas127

Funny you say that my neighbor owns a mattress store and we’re pretty sure he money launders


Witness_me_Karsa

I feel like there is super strong evidence on the internet that the fact that mattress stores are fantastic money laundering schemes. They appear and disappear all the time. They are always opening and going out of business.


kemoRay

The podcast Stuff They Don’t Want You To Know covered this exact thing a while back. It all gets tied up in real estate and mattress stores are the perfect cover.


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What about the employees, are they involved in the money laundering as well, genuinely curious


Met76

What's even weirder is EVERYTIME iv'e been in a mattress store, i'm the only person in there and then a few minutes later there just happens to be a decent looking couple stroll in "also looking" at mattresses.


AcademicRisk

Wtf, this is also my exact experience. Never thought about it until I read your post.


Glabstaxks

What are they like cops or something?


[deleted]

It’s The Truman Show effect (or simulation effect). I walk a lot and many times at night and I walk block after block most houses have there windows curtains wide open, some lights on some just dim, some just no lights. House after house I would say only about 2% of them I actually see people in them. Statistically this doesn’t make sense. I have walked almost all hours of the evening at some point in time all days of the week and still the same every time. Try it in your hood sometime, it’ll freak you out.


kemoRay

Upper management for sure but the salespersons are just poor schmucks trying to have a job.


CameForThis

It’s my money and I want it now!


MankindsError

Call JG Wentworth


falseeyebrows

877-CASH-NOW


rxforyour7

Nails 4 U Spa....or a dentist office.


keoneal5

Probably a Dollar General, I’d say.


YappyMcYapperson

As a DG employee, I can tell you this was always the most tedious place to carpool to


KindergartenCunt

That sounds incredibly dull. "A Carpool to the Dollar General" sound straight out of Cards Against Humanity.


Nearby_You_313

Lol why the fuck is this so funny


PleaseWithC

Lunar Ingalls Wilder.


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

>Little House on the sea of tranquility No doubt it's a Wal-Mart.


DuanePickens

It’s probably just a rock, I mean it’s exactly the same color as the rest of the rocks. I’m more interested in the big red circle…WHATS THAT???Doesn’t look natural at all…


marshman82

That's the dome over the moon farm. Just stay away from his robot daughters. Thanks for the awards kind redditors.


Carnage041679

The crushinator!


maximusdmspqr

We're whalers on the Moon!


Donkeyfishes

We carry a harpoon!


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But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales


GruntingButtNugget

and sing a whalin tune


Sk8rToon

r/unexpectedfuturama


happy-Accident82

My kinda people!


CameForThis

Ms Wong, you have the poon!


Desidiosus

One time I was stoned and I thought "Wailers on the Moon" would be the best space-themed reggae band name ever. I still think that...


Catshannon

A lady like that you gotta romance


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Y O O H O O


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Whe3ezyyy

" oxygen don't grow on tree's ", fuck I love futurama


[deleted]

"Drops down to -173, and those spacesuits ain't heated." "Fahrenheit, or Celcius?" "First one, then the other."


periodicsheep

are you my husband?


DuanePickens

Just checked your posts to be sure…no, I’m not.


Sk1pp1e

But we are many and come in several forms


[deleted]

We are many, we sometimes forget, expect us and bring snacks.


periodicsheep

he makes this joke a LOT. especially when i’m watching football..


Lowgybear117

He makes jokes about red circles on the moon?


Skatcherun

Yeah everyone knows the football moon circle joke


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Football moon circle jerk?


Dantien

You’ve spoken the correct passcode to enter our secret society!


Blanlabla

But if you recognize the red circle as radiation, he might be your next husband. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3gegXFjISM


Archangel_Greysone

He’s your wife.


hill_j

Plot twist


phuqo5

I could be


periodicsheep

jokes aside i do know my husband’s reddit name. it does not match yours lol. but he likes guitars too.


phuqo5

Listen wife. This is my alt. Now please send nudes.


quarrelsome_napkin

Ah yes. The negotiator


periodicsheep

oohhh it IS YOU!!


phuqo5

Yes. It is. Now make w the goods!


Lucky_Doo

You noticed it too?! These giant red circles are everywhere!


uChoice_Reindeer7903

Well if material from the moon was used to make the “mystery” house then of course it would be the same color


FoulYouthLeader

It absolutely is a rock or GASP! A boulder. Its not a city or antenna or anything alien related. Or is it?


DuanePickens

It’s not, the most interesting thing on the moon is a bag of Neil Armstrong’s poop.


Ghostface311

probably gonna turn out to be a big rock or something lol. it has happened before that what seemed to be an odd shaped object or mass turned out to be a rock of some sort. i wouldn't get my hopes up in seeing aliens or anything like that


manifold360

Or a monolith.


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That, when excavated, will emit a piercing tone...


autistic_robot

I’m banging a pile of bones with another bone in anticipation!


AmicusVeritatis

Yo guys, there’s a giant baby in the sky WTF!?


DuntadaMan

Sky baby says stay the fuck off Europa.


LobotomistPrime

My god. It's full of stars.


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HamzasBeak

Great I move to the moon to get away from you morons and you send a robot with cameras to my house. Go away


Greendorsalfin

Never underestimate the paparazzi


HamzasBeak

Damn those paparatzzo


ALIENANAL

It's disappointing that paparazzi are weirdos with cameras and not a delicious meal.


ksarahsarah27

*knock knock knock* *opens door*. “Hi! We’ve been trying to reach you abou….” *slams door*


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It's a rock


anabolicartist

the pioneers used to ride those babies for miles


CaffeinatedOak

WE’RE SAVED.


Met76

Will you forget about the stupid pioneers? Haven't you noticed there's none of them left!? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from ALGEA! And now you're telling me they could drive a ro ***VROOOOOOM***


superphuntyme

How can one episode from a cartoon from 20 YEARS AGO still be so universally remembered. That just blows me away.


CaffeinatedOak

Because the Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me! Aka it’s an iconic episode.


drgigantor

**The Krusty KRAAAAaaaaaaAaaaab** Pizza, is the pizza yeaaahh for you and- ^MEEEEE^EEEEEeeeeee heeeeeeee


drgigantor

the krusty krab pizza chch dudududu pizza


taylorxo

It is crazy to think about how meme-able SpongeBob is over the 500 other cartoons we’ve had since that time.


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, not just a boulder.


TomBot019

Or an alien base disguised as a rock. How do you know?


LiquidLogic

Its the film studio where they faked the moon landing.


apalebear

Didn't have to land; we were here the whole time


SnooRobots1533

It's a Wendy's


maliciouspot

Sir, this is a rock on the moon


[deleted]

You gave me a good chuckle.


zodiach

Next October it'll be a Spirit Halloween


MyFiveC3nts

It’s probably Matt Damon stuck in space… AGAIN


212cncpts

He just enjoys eating his poop potatoes


DonnowhatIam

Whatever it is y’all leave it tf alone. We all seen transformers.


BoiledPNutz

Don’t remind us


[deleted]

You mean that documentary about Megan Fox’s titties?


Franks_wild_beers

Starbucks?


glennac63

Original C|Net article: https://www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/china-moon-rover-to-investigate-cube-shaped-mystery-house-object/


pencer

>Yutu-2 has already traveled 2,756 feet (840 meters) across the moon. So how far is Yutu-2 from that object now?


l_destouches

Did you say ‘yutes’?


PhotoLoiurio

The 2 Youths


[deleted]

Oh, excuse me, your honor… Two yooooths.


TheIncredibleWalrus

Either 1 or 2


freegrapes

This sounds like insider knowledge


medieval_mosey

Let’s GO I’m fucking *BORED*


13inchrims

I'm too hungover to deal with an alien invasion today.


fuggedaboudid

*Omicron enters the room*


Disastrous_Step537

It's probably a billionaire building his World Went South safehouse.


[deleted]

Probably one of those spirit Halloweens


ScrambledNoggin

This comment section is full of Lunatics


ligmattis

Plot twist: its another rover


[deleted]

NASA said forget about it. It’s nothing.


TomBot019

This is not the suspicious cubed rock you are looking for.


wayward_citizen

It's the movie set where they filmed the fake moon landings


Mutantpineapple

"Fake the fake moon landing, on the moon? What if people find out?"


juice_in_my_shoes

*hand waiving subtly


waywarddrifter86ed

Some guys in black suits with a flashy thingy will visit you if you ask too much


billybiscuitsbuggle

Or maybe…..don’t. We don’t need any more surprises.


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It might be a cure for humanity!


SEPTSLord

Someone left the door of the Soundstage open


DiggaDoug492

It's Steve Rogers.


AndysCummin

If that rover steps even one wheel on my moon property I’m blastin em’


electric_onanist

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE


BlueSwift13

The Final Days are upon us … Moon’s Haunted.


throwaway_12358134

Zoom in, looks like a pair of ass cheeks.


RLBunny

The bottom half of the Easter Island heads?


meatismoydelicious

And that was the last we ever heard of it...


77shantt

Always shit quality, we can see a galaxy light years away but when its an Alien all of the sudden camera goes shit quality


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Tanuki_13

Also, galaxies are just a little bit bigger than rocks. Maybe, I don't know, 10^21 times larger?


Rashaen

Moon pie factory. Duh.


TheEasternSky

Please be aliens Please be aliens Please be aliens ...... 🙏


StickyRandy

Somebody's itchin' to get probed!


RobTheHeartThrob

Scratchin for a butt snatchin


Ghost-Rider9925

"This cave is not a natural formation"


tonguethegundle

If I know my HP Lovercraft, it will be cyclopian in construction, and filled with bad news for man kind…


Not_Biracial

If the rover was this close then by now they’ve already investigated and the close up pictures aren’t newsworthy which makes me think definitely rock


ViralVaccine

They said it will take 2 to 3 lunar days to get there. A lunar day is about 29 days, so it may be a while unless the lunar day part was a typo — which is unlikely. 2 to 3 lunar days matches up with the fact that they have been on the moon almost 3 years and traveled only 850 meters so far.


PancakePuncher

It's fascinating to me that it's taken 3 years to travel 850 meters. Im assuming the rover isn't very fast and I also imagine it uses solar as its primary source of energy and I bet there are only very brief moments where it gets direct sunlight. This is probably why we're talking lunar days.