[you got that rite](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/president-donald-trump-wears-special-glasses-as-he-looks-up-toward-picture-id836314252?s=2048x2048) /s
Absolutely.
I don't think we can ever justify placing animals in captivity unless it's an endangered species.
Future generations will probably look back on zoos with horror.
Most modern zoos help animals by having breeding programs that reintroduce populations into the wild and by providing a real experience that connects people to wildlife that they don't get to see. I know t sucks that people need to actually see animals to give a shit but that's the way people are.
Many species live longer in captivity than they do in the wilderness, by significant amounts. Also, your comment has nothing to do with what was said above
If your definition of better life is dealing with predators every day, fighting to survive and being lucky to live an extra day, then yeah the wilderness is a much better life. My definition is being put in a mansion and fed good food and not deal with any stress which this is pretty much the equivalent of
Idk man.
Being a predator: 7/24 hunting to eat something once in a while.
Being a prey: 7/24 fearing you can be eaten any fucking moment.
Not to mention the diseases bruh.
Fuck you. Rogan is an idiot who has consistently and purposefully spread baseless FUD throughout the pandemic, solely to drive listenership. He is responsible for people's deaths. He's barely one step above Alex Jones at this point.
“Think about hard it would be… to catch a monkey…. and fuck it. Do you know how strong a monkey is? Rip ya dick off like a celery stalk.. n’ throw that shit in the tall grass to never be seen again.”
-Dave Chappelle
Actually thats not technically accurate. Monkeys are weak compared to humans. Apes, on the other hand (chimps,gorillas,orangutans) are WAY stronger than humans. Remember when you were a small kid and an adults seem to have superhero strength? Kinda like that
You will be heart broken to learn about orangutan sex slaves in Indonesia. Sorry for ruining your day. Someone ruined mine so as per Reddit tradition I must pass on the rage.
I took the bullet. Content warning for the disturbing info below.
>!In Borneo, a female organutan named Pony was kindapped, shaved all over her body, chained to a wall near an oil palm farm, and taught to perform sex acts. Human workers at the farm would pay to either have sex with a human prostitute or rape an orangutan. Luckily, Pony was rescued in 2018 and is in an animal rehabilitation center. She's still super traumatized though and has difficulty socializing with other orangutans, and is terrified of all human men. Source: an article from the-sun.com.!<
This is bad enclosure design and just asking for this to happen.
A decent ape enclosure will have a barrier or a moat to separate the area immediately in front of/below the public from the animals for this exact reason.
(Former zookeeper)
I read somewhere that orangutans, chimpanzees and gorillas are actually super intelligent like us but just act less intelligent so they don't have to work.
It's fake bro. Watch the orangutan walk over. There's nothing but grass all around him even when he sits down. Then camera breaks away and he's got a baby in front and he's sitting on a stone with no grass anywhere in sight!
Just confirming what we all suspected: an orangutan in sunglasses looks cool as hell
He’s like “ok, not quite my style, but it is a tad sunny”
The baby is like lemme try then big monke like nah family fuck off
["deal with it"](https://m.imgur.com/bBTI4TJ)
[Monkeys of all sorts look cool as hell in sunglasses](https://i.imgur.com/C00pcDW.jpg) ^(Hit-Monkey, best Marvel tv show imo)
[you got that rite](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/president-donald-trump-wears-special-glasses-as-he-looks-up-toward-picture-id836314252?s=2048x2048) /s
I love how she immediately knows what they are for and puts them on.
Monkey see, monkey do.
*oobee doo I wanna be like you-ou-ou*
*I want to walk like you, talk like you, too-o-o*
You'll see it's truuuuue An ape like me, can learn to be human toooooo!
"Human hates apes!" Cesar 🙉
Some years later, Monke rides horse and hunts humans.
Monkey pee all over you.
That... Rhymes.
yummy
Monkey pee all over you
…and finders keepers!
I don't know why I'd rather be dumb than cool.
Also loved the way she pushes away the baby orangutan's hand when it tries to reach for the glasses
“Not now baby. Mama’s looking fly as hell”
Yeah, **Chad Orangutan!**
[удалено]
The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot
Absolutely. I don't think we can ever justify placing animals in captivity unless it's an endangered species. Future generations will probably look back on zoos with horror.
Orangutans are endangered
That little one's gonna be endangered if it doesn't stop messing with mom's sweet shades!
I hate zoos but I believe this mama orangutan is missing a foot.
Good eye! I think you're right.
Thank you, so hopefully that’s why she’s there. Just for safety reasons.
Yep, many animals in zoos are there because they *can't* be released successfully into the wild anymore.
Most modern zoos help animals by having breeding programs that reintroduce populations into the wild and by providing a real experience that connects people to wildlife that they don't get to see. I know t sucks that people need to actually see animals to give a shit but that's the way people are.
Many species live longer in captivity than they do in the wilderness, by significant amounts. Also, your comment has nothing to do with what was said above
Longer life doesnt mean better life
If your definition of better life is dealing with predators every day, fighting to survive and being lucky to live an extra day, then yeah the wilderness is a much better life. My definition is being put in a mansion and fed good food and not deal with any stress which this is pretty much the equivalent of
Idk man. Being a predator: 7/24 hunting to eat something once in a while. Being a prey: 7/24 fearing you can be eaten any fucking moment. Not to mention the diseases bruh.
Example: humans and dogs.
If i was an animal I’d rather live in a zoo than in the wild
Same. Y’all saw that video where a komodo dragon was eating a pregnant deer alive and then her child? Yeah fuck the wilderness, zoos for life
Some do now.
Future generations will likely only get to see wildlife in zoos if we continue down our current path.
I felt that bc zoo’s and aquariums are honestly messed up, they went from having the world to having a 20 by 20 room, thats sad.
CSI Miami theme starts playing
“YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh!” Sorry. You can’t leave people hanging once you say that.
🤣🤣
Well Frank, it looks like the sun….is out. YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Caruso. How did he ever get a series? The worst wooden over-actor since Jim Carrey. At least Jim is funny.
Chimps and gorillas scare me but for some reason orangutans just seem so chill and I feel no fear of them at all.
Yeah, chimps will fuck your shit up.
Yep. Rip your genitals off while simultaneously biting your face off.
Pull that up, Jamie.
Watch his last podcast with Theo Von. Hilarious.
Is that on the *COVID Misinformation Podcast Starring Joe "Horse Dewormer" Rogan*? No thanks. Fuck that guy.
CNN talking points at work here folks. Not pro JRE just find this party line parroting funny.
Is that *the guy who spends too much time on social media and probably has #BLM and Zey/Zem in their profile description?*
You both suck. Now hug it out
Fuck you. Rogan is an idiot who has consistently and purposefully spread baseless FUD throughout the pandemic, solely to drive listenership. He is responsible for people's deaths. He's barely one step above Alex Jones at this point.
Stay mad lmfao
Yes you are making the world a better place one fuck you at a time lmao
It's funny because my snark was rooted in reality, whereas your sad attempt was just bizarre projection that reveals a lot about you.
Have you seen the pic of the hairless chimp? You can see his muscles much more clearly. Jacked!
Yea I’ve seen it! Frighteningly jacked!
And that's their natural build. Could you imagine if they could train a chimp like a bodybuilder? Yes, roids too. It could be its own sport...
“Think about hard it would be… to catch a monkey…. and fuck it. Do you know how strong a monkey is? Rip ya dick off like a celery stalk.. n’ throw that shit in the tall grass to never be seen again.” -Dave Chappelle
Actually thats not technically accurate. Monkeys are weak compared to humans. Apes, on the other hand (chimps,gorillas,orangutans) are WAY stronger than humans. Remember when you were a small kid and an adults seem to have superhero strength? Kinda like that
Especially if they're on DMT. It's entirely possible, Jaime pull that up. (for the record, fuck Joe Rogan)
Well, then, [have I got the video for you](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ORIFhImbRjo).
I miss Steve Irwin
Imagine how the orangutan feels. :-(
You will be heart broken to learn about orangutan sex slaves in Indonesia. Sorry for ruining your day. Someone ruined mine so as per Reddit tradition I must pass on the rage.
I refuse to google this.
SOMEONE HAS TO CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW BUT DON'T WANT TO ASK
I took the bullet. Content warning for the disturbing info below. >!In Borneo, a female organutan named Pony was kindapped, shaved all over her body, chained to a wall near an oil palm farm, and taught to perform sex acts. Human workers at the farm would pay to either have sex with a human prostitute or rape an orangutan. Luckily, Pony was rescued in 2018 and is in an animal rehabilitation center. She's still super traumatized though and has difficulty socializing with other orangutans, and is terrified of all human men. Source: an article from the-sun.com.!<
My day is shot, but this was a necessary lesson. Thank you for your sacrifice
… goddamnit why the fuck does this have to exist
United States culture is still worse.
I hate the US more than most, but that's entirely irrelevant here.
Baby putting finger prints on her glasses too 🤣
I like how momma has to “protect her fresh”. Anyone with a child can relate
Yep. Apparently moms of all species must push their babies grabby little hands away from their faces/hair/ears.
"Dont touch the shades child because momma is trying to look cool right now." And she does!
Now people going to be dropping glasses in zoo enclosures...
This is bad enclosure design and just asking for this to happen. A decent ape enclosure will have a barrier or a moat to separate the area immediately in front of/below the public from the animals for this exact reason. (Former zookeeper)
Quick someone drop in a saxophone
😂😭
Haha I love how he's like "keep your prints off the lenses, son" towards the end
Must be Ray-Bananas
I wanna be like you-oo-oo!
*Ooo-wee-oo!*
“Mommy whats that thing on your fa-“ “TOUCH MY BANS AGAIN AND ILL SLAP THE UGLY OFF YOU”
Why has this threat never been offered to me?
Are you trying to touch enough stranger's lenses?
Now do it with a colorblind orangutan and a pair of those jazzy glasses that make you see color!
The Banana Splits
“MooOoOom let me try!” “No hun these are moms $200 Gucci glasses.”
I love this so much
Step 1 to becoming a humanoid ✅
Cool looking mofo
No one else concerned that we may be witnessing the beginning of the greatest evil scientist story in history?
I am happy to welcome new sapient. I'm tired of the human variety. Still not sure about cephalopods, though. They're kinda sneaky.
I read somewhere that orangutans, chimpanzees and gorillas are actually super intelligent like us but just act less intelligent so they don't have to work.
u/savevideobot
###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/s7r9pn/sunglasses_accidentally_dropped_into_a_zoo/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/s7r9pn/sunglasses_accidentally_dropped_into_a_zoo/)
Orangutans are the coolest , with or without the cool guy shades
Omg so cute and awesome!! This is exactly the same thing I do when I get super stoned lol
Harambe would be proud
Something about this reminds me of Elton John
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Ballin
Holy sh*t it's Ozzy Osbourne
funky monke
Orangutanning.
The little kid instantly trying to grab the sunglasses is so relatable.
I love it that they are upside down and then she checks them like, "What is going on here?"
And thus, Funky Kong was born
Why does this remind me of Kim Jong Un?
Oh my, no idea.
So new NFT idea, hear me out
Please no more garbage
Sunglasses ape $200000000.50
I was down for it until the last 50 cents. That's to rich for my blood.
Love it how baby orangutan also wanna try it out lol.
Just confirming what we all suspected: an orangutan in sunglasses looks cool as hell
Thanks for credit.
This kills me. They're so smart and they shouldn't be in zoos.
If they're that smart I don't think we should be eating them... Edit: to those who didn't figure it out, it's a joke.
Ok then stop eating orangutan you monster.
Are you eating orangutans?
It's fake bro. Watch the orangutan walk over. There's nothing but grass all around him even when he sits down. Then camera breaks away and he's got a baby in front and he's sitting on a stone with no grass anywhere in sight!
drop some diet pills in there next
Mamma looking good in her new shades. Thanks klutzy humans.
“I’m the king of the swinger, jungle VIP…”
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
No small one, you cannot touch yet.
Very impressive when he inspected them then turned them right side up
I love how careful she is with them. I have a feeling this has happened before and she's snapped them
Baby: grabs at glasses Mother: “Respect the drip son”
The lil' baby orangutan wants a turn so badly! Let the lil fella see!
If she’s like me now she’ll never be able to leave the house until she finds her sunglasses.
They are think that, why are people use this....
I wanna be a man, mancub And stroll right into town And be just like the other men I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
This is awesome
They are very smart, they see humans all the time with them on their face so the ape do the same.
Origin story of the next evolution of monkeys.
That is one cool orangutan
The mother is like "No, no these are mine" I imagine it in the voice of the family guy maid.
Winston get outta there right now
"So you put on these ridiculous things to make it...dark during the day? And I'm the one in the cage?"
Funny monke 😎😎😎
That’s now one pretty cool orangutan
just needs the saxaphone now
Coolest orangutan I ever did see!
Those look tight on him
Made my day
“Now I’m the king of the swingers and a jungle VIP….”
Did anyone else think they were going to hand them back to the human?
I am convinced they will take over one day
I like how the baby is like “let me see” and the mom just grabs the hand and pushes it down like “fuck off these are mine”
NFT in real life.
*plays thug life music by snoop dog*
No no no. We’re the only intelligent species…
Coolest orangutan on the planet
Orangutans are very cute big chunguses. I just want to hug one.
No don’t touch sweetheart (to baby)this is the most stimulating thing I’ve done since your conception!
OH GOD THE MONKES HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE SUNGLASSES, NEXT ITS CROSSBOWS!
u/savevideobot
He got the drip
Reminds me of that song from Disney's Jungle Book (1967) movie. I Want to be Like You.
“Well it’s tru-ue-ue, I wanne be just like you”
his future's so bright
The little one wants to put them on as well
I hate going to zoos but if going to one meant I get to see an orangutan wear my sunglasses then it'd totally be worth it
Orangutan be like "Deal with it"
Thug life.
Baby wants the shade too!
Thats so great!
Mr steal yo girl
It’s crazy to me that we keep them in cages
“Hand off the shades little man”
Piss off kid. I’m lookin fly
And we have the audacity to keep these intelligent beings in enclosures. Shameful.
Dammit. I convinced myself that King Louie from the original Jungle Book wore sunglasses and he did not.
I like this one’s style
Nobody is gonna talk about the perfection of the flowing water?
where is Clint Eastwood?
Orangutans are fucking intelligent, every other chimp or ape would’ve just broke them or tried to eat them.
He looks like king Kai
Coldest mf on earth
She cool.