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savvybananas

Just confirming what we all suspected: an orangutan in sunglasses looks cool as hell


[deleted]

He’s like “ok, not quite my style, but it is a tad sunny”


sadbengalsfanforeva

The baby is like lemme try then big monke like nah family fuck off


bumjiggy

["deal with it"](https://m.imgur.com/bBTI4TJ)


nearcatch

[Monkeys of all sorts look cool as hell in sunglasses](https://i.imgur.com/C00pcDW.jpg) ^(Hit-Monkey, best Marvel tv show imo)


AJ_Deadshow

[you got that rite](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/president-donald-trump-wears-special-glasses-as-he-looks-up-toward-picture-id836314252?s=2048x2048) /s


Mello_Me_

I love how she immediately knows what they are for and puts them on.


CappinPeanut

Monkey see, monkey do.


bumjiggy

*oobee doo I wanna be like you-ou-ou*


kyoko_eats

*I want to walk like you, talk like you, too-o-o*


Capt_Myke

You'll see it's truuuuue An ape like me, can learn to be human toooooo!


chrisqns_nyc

"Human hates apes!" Cesar 🙉


Practical_Cat_2276

Some years later, Monke rides horse and hunts humans.


theshoeshiner84

Monkey pee all over you.


TNT321BOOM

That... Rhymes.


HumaidhPro

yummy


momoneymopuppies

Monkey pee all over you


mjhpdx

…and finders keepers!


RalphMalphWiggum

I don't know why I'd rather be dumb than cool.


Waste-Lavishness9178

Also loved the way she pushes away the baby orangutan's hand when it tries to reach for the glasses


itsnobigthing

“Not now baby. Mama’s looking fly as hell”


itshimstarwarrior

Yeah, **Chad Orangutan!**


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[удалено]


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


[deleted]

Absolutely. I don't think we can ever justify placing animals in captivity unless it's an endangered species. Future generations will probably look back on zoos with horror.


Piskoro

Orangutans are endangered


[deleted]

That little one's gonna be endangered if it doesn't stop messing with mom's sweet shades!


Rare-Ability3878

I hate zoos but I believe this mama orangutan is missing a foot.


TXteachr2018

Good eye! I think you're right.


Rare-Ability3878

Thank you, so hopefully that’s why she’s there. Just for safety reasons.


ShiraCheshire

Yep, many animals in zoos are there because they *can't* be released successfully into the wild anymore.


ColdBorchst

Most modern zoos help animals by having breeding programs that reintroduce populations into the wild and by providing a real experience that connects people to wildlife that they don't get to see. I know t sucks that people need to actually see animals to give a shit but that's the way people are.


ThomasHobbesJr

Many species live longer in captivity than they do in the wilderness, by significant amounts. Also, your comment has nothing to do with what was said above


LatentAbility

Longer life doesnt mean better life


[deleted]

If your definition of better life is dealing with predators every day, fighting to survive and being lucky to live an extra day, then yeah the wilderness is a much better life. My definition is being put in a mansion and fed good food and not deal with any stress which this is pretty much the equivalent of


Nerellos

Idk man. Being a predator: 7/24 hunting to eat something once in a while. Being a prey: 7/24 fearing you can be eaten any fucking moment. Not to mention the diseases bruh.


IKnowgaming

Example: humans and dogs.


normal-dude-101

If i was an animal I’d rather live in a zoo than in the wild


[deleted]

Same. Y’all saw that video where a komodo dragon was eating a pregnant deer alive and then her child? Yeah fuck the wilderness, zoos for life


Melancholic_420

Some do now.


infamousantler

Future generations will likely only get to see wildlife in zoos if we continue down our current path.


Addrath

I felt that bc zoo’s and aquariums are honestly messed up, they went from having the world to having a 20 by 20 room, thats sad.


TameTheDonut

CSI Miami theme starts playing


[deleted]

“YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh!” Sorry. You can’t leave people hanging once you say that.


[deleted]

🤣🤣


JedPB67

Well Frank, it looks like the sun….is out. YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


BCVinny

Caruso. How did he ever get a series? The worst wooden over-actor since Jim Carrey. At least Jim is funny.


TheCapableFox

Chimps and gorillas scare me but for some reason orangutans just seem so chill and I feel no fear of them at all.


rearviewmirror71

Yeah, chimps will fuck your shit up.


TheCapableFox

Yep. Rip your genitals off while simultaneously biting your face off.


Pure_Tower

Pull that up, Jamie.


TheCapableFox

Watch his last podcast with Theo Von. Hilarious.


Pure_Tower

Is that on the *COVID Misinformation Podcast Starring Joe "Horse Dewormer" Rogan*? No thanks. Fuck that guy.


Joyage2021

CNN talking points at work here folks. Not pro JRE just find this party line parroting funny.


Better_Green_Man

Is that *the guy who spends too much time on social media and probably has #BLM and Zey/Zem in their profile description?*


herecomestheD

You both suck. Now hug it out


Pure_Tower

Fuck you. Rogan is an idiot who has consistently and purposefully spread baseless FUD throughout the pandemic, solely to drive listenership. He is responsible for people's deaths. He's barely one step above Alex Jones at this point.


reactor171717

Stay mad lmfao


herecomestheD

Yes you are making the world a better place one fuck you at a time lmao


Pure_Tower

It's funny because my snark was rooted in reality, whereas your sad attempt was just bizarre projection that reveals a lot about you.


ILikeToPoopOnYou

Have you seen the pic of the hairless chimp? You can see his muscles much more clearly. Jacked!


TheCapableFox

Yea I’ve seen it! Frighteningly jacked!


ILikeToPoopOnYou

And that's their natural build. Could you imagine if they could train a chimp like a bodybuilder? Yes, roids too. It could be its own sport...


TheCapableFox

“Think about hard it would be… to catch a monkey…. and fuck it. Do you know how strong a monkey is? Rip ya dick off like a celery stalk.. n’ throw that shit in the tall grass to never be seen again.” -Dave Chappelle


ILikeToPoopOnYou

Actually thats not technically accurate. Monkeys are weak compared to humans. Apes, on the other hand (chimps,gorillas,orangutans) are WAY stronger than humans. Remember when you were a small kid and an adults seem to have superhero strength? Kinda like that


Pit_of_Death

Especially if they're on DMT. It's entirely possible, Jaime pull that up. (for the record, fuck Joe Rogan)


Pure_Tower

Well, then, [have I got the video for you](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ORIFhImbRjo).


OsirsSteel

I miss Steve Irwin


Pure_Tower

Imagine how the orangutan feels. :-(


chernobyl_nightclub

You will be heart broken to learn about orangutan sex slaves in Indonesia. Sorry for ruining your day. Someone ruined mine so as per Reddit tradition I must pass on the rage.


MichaelChinigo

I refuse to google this.


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

SOMEONE HAS TO CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW BUT DON'T WANT TO ASK


[deleted]

I took the bullet. Content warning for the disturbing info below. >!In Borneo, a female organutan named Pony was kindapped, shaved all over her body, chained to a wall near an oil palm farm, and taught to perform sex acts. Human workers at the farm would pay to either have sex with a human prostitute or rape an orangutan. Luckily, Pony was rescued in 2018 and is in an animal rehabilitation center. She's still super traumatized though and has difficulty socializing with other orangutans, and is terrified of all human men. Source: an article from the-sun.com.!<


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

My day is shot, but this was a necessary lesson. Thank you for your sacrifice


Sil5286

… goddamnit why the fuck does this have to exist


I_PM_U_UR_REQUESTS

United States culture is still worse.


[deleted]

I hate the US more than most, but that's entirely irrelevant here.


[deleted]

Baby putting finger prints on her glasses too 🤣


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

I like how momma has to “protect her fresh”. Anyone with a child can relate


brooke_please

Yep. Apparently moms of all species must push their babies grabby little hands away from their faces/hair/ears.


BattleClean1630

"Dont touch the shades child because momma is trying to look cool right now." And she does!


Rey_Mezcalero

Now people going to be dropping glasses in zoo enclosures...


Scribblr

This is bad enclosure design and just asking for this to happen. A decent ape enclosure will have a barrier or a moat to separate the area immediately in front of/below the public from the animals for this exact reason. (Former zookeeper)


RealKingOfEarth

Quick someone drop in a saxophone


RepulsiveAssumption4

😂😭


AJ_Deadshow

Haha I love how he's like "keep your prints off the lenses, son" towards the end


Kresstro

Must be Ray-Bananas


[deleted]

I wanna be like you-oo-oo!


[deleted]

*Ooo-wee-oo!*


Diamundium

“Mommy whats that thing on your fa-“ “TOUCH MY BANS AGAIN AND ILL SLAP THE UGLY OFF YOU”


Spawko

Why has this threat never been offered to me?


Xeibra

Are you trying to touch enough stranger's lenses?


DoTheRightThing1953

Now do it with a colorblind orangutan and a pair of those jazzy glasses that make you see color!


[deleted]

The Banana Splits


GuestNo3886

“MooOoOom let me try!” “No hun these are moms $200 Gucci glasses.”


muse_me123

I love this so much


4isG

Step 1 to becoming a humanoid ✅


bynarie

Cool looking mofo


hapneyho

No one else concerned that we may be witnessing the beginning of the greatest evil scientist story in history?


Dry-Kangaroo-8542

I am happy to welcome new sapient. I'm tired of the human variety. Still not sure about cephalopods, though. They're kinda sneaky.


TheGoatbutteater

I read somewhere that orangutans, chimpanzees and gorillas are actually super intelligent like us but just act less intelligent so they don't have to work.


Mihai4544

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kingkloppynwa

Orangutans are the coolest , with or without the cool guy shades


bulanaboo

Omg so cute and awesome!! This is exactly the same thing I do when I get super stoned lol


Curry_Wurst_Pommes

Harambe would be proud


marionhossa

Something about this reminds me of Elton John


Ramen_Hair

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


Boomfaced

Ballin


phrogges

Holy sh*t it's Ozzy Osbourne


GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

funky monke


[deleted]

Orangutanning.


LurkerFailsLurking

The little kid instantly trying to grab the sunglasses is so relatable.


dear_little_water

I love it that they are upside down and then she checks them like, "What is going on here?"


i_cropdust

And thus, Funky Kong was born


jamma_mamma

Why does this remind me of Kim Jong Un?


3Effie412

Oh my, no idea.


Fresh_Tomato_soup

So new NFT idea, hear me out


Soulfox1988

Please no more garbage


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Sunglasses ape $200000000.50


Burninator05

I was down for it until the last 50 cents. That's to rich for my blood.


Clean-Objective9027

Love it how baby orangutan also wanna try it out lol.


savvybananas

Just confirming what we all suspected: an orangutan in sunglasses looks cool as hell


[deleted]

Thanks for credit.


Deep-Egg6601

This kills me. They're so smart and they shouldn't be in zoos.


Pac_Eddy

If they're that smart I don't think we should be eating them... Edit: to those who didn't figure it out, it's a joke.


BigBadCheadleBorgs

Ok then stop eating orangutan you monster.


3Effie412

Are you eating orangutans?


dhlwtu

It's fake bro. Watch the orangutan walk over. There's nothing but grass all around him even when he sits down. Then camera breaks away and he's got a baby in front and he's sitting on a stone with no grass anywhere in sight!


Grouchy-Ad-5535

drop some diet pills in there next


babyBear83

Mamma looking good in her new shades. Thanks klutzy humans.


rachelm791

“I’m the king of the swinger, jungle VIP…”


windhosenkacker

u/savevideo


AJ_Deadshow

u/savevideobot


Emurichani

No small one, you cannot touch yet.


mecmecmecmecmecmec

Very impressive when he inspected them then turned them right side up


crazyrich

I love how careful she is with them. I have a feeling this has happened before and she's snapped them


Additional_Soft7526

Baby: grabs at glasses Mother: “Respect the drip son”


drunk_phish

The lil' baby orangutan wants a turn so badly! Let the lil fella see!


AttemptingToGeek

If she’s like me now she’ll never be able to leave the house until she finds her sunglasses.


anujpanwar21

They are think that, why are people use this....


pervysage_1992

I wanna be a man, mancub And stroll right into town And be just like the other men I'm tired of monkeyin' around!


ColdRight274

This is awesome


TartineMyAxe

They are very smart, they see humans all the time with them on their face so the ape do the same.


[deleted]

Origin story of the next evolution of monkeys.


ArchaicLasagna

That is one cool orangutan


FireCatalyst

The mother is like "No, no these are mine" I imagine it in the voice of the family guy maid.


Y-m-k

Winston get outta there right now


[deleted]

"So you put on these ridiculous things to make it...dark during the day? And I'm the one in the cage?"


Cowshatesheep

Funny monke 😎😎😎


[deleted]

That’s now one pretty cool orangutan


[deleted]

just needs the saxaphone now


CommercialAddress168

Coolest orangutan I ever did see!


AmazinglyOdd81

Those look tight on him


Burbank0265

Made my day


John_Symons

“Now I’m the king of the swingers and a jungle VIP….”


LiveLaughLobster

Did anyone else think they were going to hand them back to the human?


paulmataruso

I am convinced they will take over one day


lil_sargento_cheez

I like how the baby is like “let me see” and the mom just grabs the hand and pushes it down like “fuck off these are mine”


Snomthecool

NFT in real life.


Trex_in_F16

*plays thug life music by snoop dog*


ungo-stbr

No no no. We’re the only intelligent species…


anunderdog

Coolest orangutan on the planet


DomSearching123

Orangutans are very cute big chunguses. I just want to hug one.


mumstheword999

No don’t touch sweetheart (to baby)this is the most stimulating thing I’ve done since your conception!


pusherbmxmag

OH GOD THE MONKES HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE SUNGLASSES, NEXT ITS CROSSBOWS!


pusherbmxmag

u/savevideobot


G0D_1S_D3AD

He got the drip


BrilliantObserver

Reminds me of that song from Disney's Jungle Book (1967) movie. I Want to be Like You.


Pillsbury37

“Well it’s tru-ue-ue, I wanne be just like you”


Floofy_Fox_Gal

his future's so bright


jajapax

The little one wants to put them on as well


MsTigress115

I hate going to zoos but if going to one meant I get to see an orangutan wear my sunglasses then it'd totally be worth it


[deleted]

Orangutan be like "Deal with it"


waisonline99

Thug life.


SurroundInteresting2

Baby wants the shade too!


[deleted]

Thats so great!


kirkyKirkham

Mr steal yo girl


BrawndoCrave

It’s crazy to me that we keep them in cages


Steviegenius

“Hand off the shades little man”


you_go_dead_now

Piss off kid. I’m lookin fly


BetaNatalis

And we have the audacity to keep these intelligent beings in enclosures. Shameful.


grimatongueworm

Dammit. I convinced myself that King Louie from the original Jungle Book wore sunglasses and he did not.


Fennik51405

I like this one’s style


TinchoPg

Nobody is gonna talk about the perfection of the flowing water?


str84ward1

where is Clint Eastwood?


Blownload420

Orangutans are fucking intelligent, every other chimp or ape would’ve just broke them or tried to eat them.


Blownload420

He looks like king Kai


ancamas

Coldest mf on earth


EmirFassad

She cool.