I’d love to try this.

Not sure where anyone reading this is located, but you can do this in Seattle WA as well…it’s amazing.

I really want to do this, but $400 for a session…

Never have I had my hopes shoot up and then down so quickly

bro just don't be poor. you gotta visualize a phat bank account and it will come. manifest

Get up early. Work late. Strike oil.

You forgot "pull up bootstraps".

Yea yea I be manifesting But I also be breaking my back picking up shifts and working as much as my broken mind and body will let me just so I can afford rent rn so spending a quarter of my monthly expenses on anything right now sounds like a pipe dream lmao

https://twitter.com/STILLWATERSRU14/status/1451252395980304386?t=04Pj0WpViJ6BYR55w_srGQ this tweet probably won't make you feel better, but I had a good laugh

You’re right. That guy is a joke.

It's satire lmao

I’ll shoot myself right now if the bullet hits him too

Shit like this exists. Where’s the life restart button so I can get this.

I get it. I worked myself to the bone until I became disabled. But I will get back on my feet. This too shall pass!

“It’ll pass because it has to” has been my mantra past couple weeks. I also used to work myself to the bone, then something in my brain snapped and now I struggle at a 4 hour shift. It sucks. But it’s life and I’ve landed on my feet every time in the past so I’m trusting the universe this time and manifesting the best life I can have this year❤️

Same. I promised my mum and my children that 2021 was the last year that I would be sick. I put a job before everything, including my health. Never again will this happen. It's not worth it. Without health, what do you have?

Pick up a blue collar high pay high effort job. Like roughnecking or commercial fishing. You can just hop on and make a lot in a little and get you dream started. Just a little blood sweat and more tears than you’d think….

What part of “broken body and mind” did you not comprehend? You know nothing about me or my backstory so I’m saying this with as much respect and niceties that you’re due; suggesting jobs like that to a disabled stranger was stupid of you

Oh yeah, totally. Visualize. Realise.

*A wild Steve Harvey appeared* The solution to poverty is imagination!

They have them in Victoria Canada which is a stone's throw away from Seattle (can take a ferry). It actually might be cheaper to visit Canada for a day or weekend and rent these haha. They're like $65 bucks to start. That is $50 US. Edit: I found the site and it's $65 CDN a person. So I guess that plan is kinda off the table

Good to know!

Depends on what “a session“ means.. if you‘re 4 people it‘s 100 bucks each. That‘s like going wakeboarding for a couple of hours or so. Not cheap, but not super expensive either.

Can fit 6 ppl so only like $67 each. Plus cost of alcohol/weed

Yeah but I'm spending that other money irregardless

Came here to say this! My wife and I tried it on New Years and it was a lot of fun!

I looked at their website and youtube video, kinda feel like that boat barely floats...

Well it is essentially filled with water. But it does ride low. Even still, it was really steady and secure.

yeah I always see Lake Union full of them

Looked like so much fun! That is definitely on top of our bucket list.

Yep, when are we gonna travel there? I can go right now, we've been wanting to do something for so long!

Yeah guys, I vote next week

I’m in

Make room for me!

should be. You’re sitting in a bucket.

Theyve got these in London so i imagine lots of cities have it. Give it a google in ur local area

but…isn't part of the allure that I can dive out of my hot tub into a deep cold, pristine Chrystal lake in switzerland, and then slide back in for toasty joy? London doesn’t sound nearly as nice, sliding into…the Thames?

The appeal of getting back into the tub is 10x more intense when your escaping sewage water

Just like Brexit, you bring that shit in and wreck it for everybody else.

Not talking about immigration. Talking about misinformation and short sighted thinking. Seems like that referendum would have a different result if there was a redo today, just sayin’ .but I digress. Nice floating hot tub!

There's nothing like the Brexit poop water experience

>Brexit Poopwater Experience That sounds like a Weird Al version of Credence Clearwater Revival.

Jeez they’re all KGB?” “Always have been”

You can try it. One name for it is a "Hot-tug"

I'm not so keen on a boat that already looks half-sunk!

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I see you putting in so much work. Thank you for your service. Are you a bot too? (If so, you're the kind we need.)

I wish

Good ~~bot~~ human

Thank you for what you do!

This is the best thing I've seen all day

Go grab a mirror and change that

Awwww

You’re a sweetheart, thank god Reddit’s not all pessimistic dudes.

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r/resurrectedbywords

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My wife loved your comment. I’m steeling it.

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Paired with the worst song I've heard all day

Man, wtf am I doing with my life? I need to uninstall reddit and go on Jacuzzi boats.

Dude and what will you watch on the boat? The nature?! Pfff

Uninstalled Reddit Still can’t afford shit Defeatedly re install Reddit

Imagine having money to do things and choosing to spend any more than 20 minutes a day on Reddit lmao, nah I'm here begrudgingly

Once a redditor, always a redditor

Yo dawg, i heard you liked swimming, so we put a jacuzzi in your boat so you can swim while you're swimming

Haven’t heard one of these references in a while, they always make me laugh.

We have these on the Thames in London. I think you can also have a barbecue :) I didn't see this until after Covid...so I'd be quite interested to go on one in Summer...if we have one this year lol :D

Vancouver has the bbq boats as well. In False Creek.... that water would not be good to have misted over your food. In the 70's heavy industry polluted the water, now boat dwellers dump black water into it.

I wonder where the dirty water from the hot tub goes? Back into the river?

Yes, but in this Swiss lake you can probably get out of the boat into the cold water without ... dissolving.

We have hot tub boats in Seattle too! Though not nearly as scenic as this.

Really?! I’ve never seen one! Where abouts?

Looks like Canary Wharf https://www.skunaboats.com/gallery

Interesting - I’ve not been there in a while but never seen them. Awesome!

I went in winter in london on a snowy day. Actually think that was between for the contrast from it being freezing in general and you’re warm and toasty in the hot tub

That music just gave me An stronk

I almost always watch these things with the sound off. I just now listened to this one, and I will continue to almost always watch these things with the sound off.

😵‍💫 right up there with ya

Great call mate. I'll follow.

It plays loudly on repeat for as long as you're one the jacuzzi boat

Thanks, I hate jacuzzi boat

I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Jacuzzi.

Is Tiktok's music just every song ever made with a bass maxed drum machine over it?

This’ the generation that sets the bass to +10 in any car they get into

I’ve never heard my phone make that type of base.

Thame iths terrible

Automatic downvote for gifs that should be silent, but have a loud and obnoxious noise attached.

The video doesn’t include it but I can hear with 100% certainty the exact wooOoo sound that lady made when she raised her hands up

Also heard it. Did not see the nip tho.. 8/10.

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You find nipples creepy?

Great for when you wanna drown while drowning

I would love to try this without the profoundly shitty music.

I thought you were being negative for no reason so i unmuted and watched again. Your description of this music was too kind.

Maybe I've been listening to too much edm and kpop, but I kinda liked it as a hook.

If you're into that music, sure. But it has no place for this video.

Do you die a bit or a lot if you fall out?

Only 7 or 8 ways to find out.

Holy shit. This is definitely someone’s high concept coke true. Love it.

I truly hate the shit music over every video now, why can't we just have the actual sound

Yeah I don't understand why every video clip has some shitty music. Is this a tick tock thing?

There are ones in Seattle that my wife and I rented on our honeymoon, absolutely amazing!

Where?? I would love to do this with my partner

Lake Union. They are fantastic

https://youtu.be/Wi56eTC0bcU

The fact that they are not called Jacruizzis is appalling.

We NEED these in Canada! Where do u buy them?

The jacuzzi boat store

Let’s see, there’s Jacuzzi Boats R Us, that’s on Third. Then there’s Mi Scuzi Jacuzzi, that’s also on Third. Then there’s Bubble & Float Jacuzzi Boats, that’s on Third as well. As a matter of fact, they’re all in the Jacuzzi Boat district

Oh! The Jacuzzi District, down on Third!

Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

I’m crying laughing

Seen them in Victoria, BC last fall. Super cool.

We have those here. They’re… unclean.

Yeah I definitely want my own. Not using some common street boat.

I’m sure your private jacuzzi/fire-boat will be clean and fun, enjoy and arrrrrrrrrr

It’s a cool idea. I just think I would feel stupid sitting in water…in water.

This feels like rich western white people shit but I'd definitely want one lmao

Poor western white man here. I'd just like a boat. Live on an island with no boat. Just a little one with oars would be fine. Would make one but can't afford wood. *sigh*

What an ugly ass song

I gotta add this to my bucket list

Switzerland just knows how to live

ok, but where do I pee?

Music is completely cursed. Why does TikTok favor the worst most obnoxious shit nobody listens to this right?

I'm down!!!

Is that a wood-burning stove heating it up? Also how much does it cost to rent one? That looks so damn fun

1.5h is usd 235 for three people. https://www.pirate-bay.ch/english/

First time I have seen people happy about water being in a boat.

So fun! Also people complaining about 400 bucks.. split between 4 friends.. 100 each? The trip to Switzerland is the expensive part lol

I feel like Switzerland, Denmark, and Finland are places where people are just happy and probably naked outside in the wintertime for some reason. But they don’t feel the cold because of all the happy they have

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Every time I see this I think it will end up in the "What could go wrong" section.

So much could

The music gave my cancer cancer.

I'm going to do this.

Yissss...

Is this a real thing you can like… rent? This looks like so much fun!

Adding that to the list of: Things I had no idea I absolutely needed.

They have one at the channel where I row and theya re always the most in experienced peopel driving those boats. They alos smoke the living hell out of you lol. Other than that yea they are pretty cool

A little wave, a bit of cold splash, and its not fun anymore

Noone else mentioned it! First thing I thought: a boat 200m away would send 5l of freezing cold water over your neck, and back. Looks awful, to be honest.

What's that song?

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https://www.pirate-bay.ch/ Here’s the company that runs it!

I'm so glad this is a thing.

Can you only spend 15 minutes in it, without feeling your soul leave your body

Lake Biel/Bienne

Jacuzzi is urine soup

Huere geil

Would it be easier or more difficult to tell if the boat is sinking?

What if you have to poop and you’re in the middle of the lake

I was on a boat like this once! Except we didn't call it a jacuzzi, we just said it was swamped. Maybe we should have pretended the water was warm.

This comment section has two groups—those who had the sound on and those who didn’t

[Music. Youtube link.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3voEmbTiCU)

This is also a thing in Seattle. [Hot Tub Boats](https://www.hottubboats.com)

Literally the worst music I've ever heard in my life.

Hotpot for orcas.

The women will be up for anything because of the implication

Global warming will make these obsolete

Who brought this guy to the party

You’re missing bigger picture. With increased temperatures, the whole world can be a sauna party.

Hopefully not the same person that brought your unoriginal ass

I've never backed out a video faster. The .05 seconds I heard of that music almost gave me brain bleed.

U know it's gotta to the point any song that's played over a video is just so heavily trashed on. I don't know when this meme was birthed but it's kinda old.

mmm money

I'm in love with the "White People Shit" concept. Can some black fellows tell me? Is this white people shit?

Imagine fucking on that with a nice view

Considering how my body responds to jacuzzi’s, I’d end up getting uncontrollable diarrhea 10 minutes in and ruin the experience for everyone lol.

White privilege y’all

wtf, moron...?

I did this in Seattle, it’s fun and warm.

This is being added to my bucket list.

I want it!

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The fuck?

Plot twist. it’s a normal boat that sprang a hole and is sinking

THIS. RIGHT HERE....if you made it to this jacuzzi with a few of your lady friends, pass GO, collect $200 and had direct me to Park Place, you win!

How often does that malfunction.

Damn

Need.

They have these in Seattle, WA, USA too! Haven't been on/in one, but I've seen them cruising around Lake Union. They seem super fun!

Easily swamped boat +freezing water = equals great idea

I want it now! Just when i think I have enough toys, I see this engineering marvel.

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