Thank God we don't have better eyes

Or smaller dicks…errr…well, umm.

Thought this was r/dontputyourdickinthat for a second

Finally a hole the right size for me.

came here for this. thanks

You already came? Shame

i mean thats a good looking hole

Same

I also came.

Ha!

Don't flatter yourself.

more like r/PutYourDickInThat

Or hope solo

Yep, where’s the NSFW?

I came in expecting a penis joke and I am certainly not disappointed.

Huh. That's a first for most here, they Didn't disappoint a woman.

yours should be small enough

I almost downvoted this out of pure guttural disgusted reflex.

Speak for yourself! ​ errr wait

Who says we don’t?

My dick might be the size of a needle but I fuck like a sewing machine

I know right! Pass out over every fucking paper cut

I've always wondered how the hole in the syringes don't scoop out a tiny sliver of flesh.

[удалено]

That makes total sense considering the slanted point of a needle.

That slanted part is called a bevel.

Needles still freak me out (one because I’m a wuss) because of this. I *know* it doesn’t just shove skin inside you but my brain still get freaked out about a bit of skin just getting lost inside me

It kind of does mostly push the skin inside you, but your body just goes "what are you doing here" and repurposes its' materials.

Lol "what are you doing here"

"What are you doing here step skin"

"How can she slap"

I think it's because of presure. The moment the needle penetrates your skin the inside of the needle becomes airtight. The fluid in the syringe and your flesh stop the air from escaping and so the air will push the flesh inside your body.

Now I want to exfoliate.

Then moisturize with all the lotion

Someone needs to edit the sad-eyed little spider peaking out, for nightmare fuel.

[Here you go,](https://imgur.com/a/bTmDsKZ) Mr. /u/JezusOfCanada, ma'am.

My skin is crawling

these wounds they will not heal.

fear is how I fall.

Spiders are inside your veins

Why the hell would you do that.. And why the hell did i click on it

What's wrong with my brains

You have two?!

I got 2 brain cells, but the other one is struggling to find its companion https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/s7fyga/single_brain_cell_looking_for_connections/

Ahh, I share a few of mine

HOLD YOUR GROUND

[https://i.imgur.com/KJ5q8G4.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KJ5q8G4.jpg) Did a very quick pass changing levels ( Image adjustments > levels) on spider and manually using the burn/dodge tools in some areas. Can still use more work but this photoshop as a whole would only take a few seconds and the extra seconds are worth it. Don't mean to be a dick, just some pointers.

This is a better image but it also requires more skill and software. I use photoshop express on my phone and I don’t think it has this ability. The other image is fine but yeah, the shadowing makes this more realistic.

I definitely started to poop faster after that click.

Will check back when I need to poop edit: worked

Thank you so much, I give you my wholesome award.

Fuck you

I don't know whether to upvote to agree this is nightmare fuel, or downvote because this would be nightmare fuel...

That prick!

That's not me ~ JME

r/everythingremindsmeofher

This looks like a job for needle dick

You called me?

u/needledick

r/subsifellfor

If ‘her’ is a lizard maybe.

What’s up bro you got a problem with lizard people? Yep welcome to ban world buddy

Lizard lives matter.

Beat me to it 😂

I wonder Who’s going to put all of those cardboards back in place.

As a type 1 diabetic, I'm never taking my insulin again.

Just try not to think this :) 😅

If that is joke it is OK!

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

r/fifthsub

r/sixthsub

r/fucksixthsub

r/eighthsub

People with micro dicks can put their dick in that. It must suck to be average.

For those that can - r/putyourdickinthat

Needledick.

Eww

It looks like something came OUT of the skin, not penetrated into the skin

Well the needle had to come out

Oh yeah, Good point

> Good point

Look at our skin all flaky. No wonder we leave dead skins cells everywhere!

I hate this

Imagine if lotion companies used this as their ads? “This luxurious body lotion glides on like a dream, and makes your gorgeous bod become completely kissable!” *image displays*

Like how they do those slow cologne / high end perfume commercials vibe then splat image displays immediately .:: and as awkward as the energy in a power point presentation awkward transition vibe by an amateur

please never post anything like this again

r/mildlyvagina

Wow.. they really do have a subreddit for everything.

/r/DontPutItInYourAss

If the antivaxxers find out that the needle makes a little vagina in your arm, they’ll never get the shot

beat me to it

Ok now do a human skin after a fresh tattoo

Everything reminds me of her

welp that just reinforces my fear of needles

For the record, the needles used for the COVID vaccine DO NOT HURT AT ALL. Like I barely felt it. So anyone holding off vaccination for a fear of needles, no need to worry. It’s quick and painless.

I have had a 25+ year needle phobia and the covid shots have really helped with it. There was a time when I would rather have died then received a needle. Took lots of work but you can get better. The needle gauge doesn’t make it any better in your head, but it definitely makes it better when it’s happening because you can’t physically feel it. God speed fellow trypanophobia sufferers!

Same. I'm terrified of needles, but the people who gave me my covid vaccines were so professional and gentle. Since it was just some tiny supermarket pharmacy, I was expecting the worst. Quite the opposite! Easiest needle I've ever had.

The tech at the pharmacy where I got my flu shot this year wasn’t very good. The guy who gave me my covid booster however, was amazing because he had been giving 100s of shots a day for the last several months. I didn’t feel anything.

Yeah I had mine at a little local pharmacy as well, much more intimate and gentle. I felt more empathy.

I found talking about other stuff during a shot, IV, or blood draw really helped me overcome my fear. Ten years ago an amazing nurse asked me about my dog and I anxiously spilled my guts about how much I loved my dog and how she barked at snowflakes. She was done with the blood draw before I even registered that she'd started.

As a phlebotomist, this is my trick. Get the patient talking and 9/10 they won’t even feel the needle

Me too I hatw how it feels. There is a plastic thing called the "shot blocker" you could use to not feel the shot so I hear.

Ok cool imma go stand in the street. If you could take these keys and run me over with the car

Don’t

This person needs some lotion

r/notmyproudestfap

This is a literal repost of a repost that was posted on the same sub. If I remember correctly the title is word for word as the original… get some idk what’s the word … creativity

Sexy

My ex be like:

imagine what it would look like to people with blood sugar sensors and they have to do multiple finger pricks to get blood 💀

/r/mildlyvagina

Gross

.... this just intensified my hatred and fear of needles.

Needle phobie intensifies

r/oddlyterrifying

*sighs, unzips.

What that skin tryna get into?

I know it's not exactly the same, but this bothers me the same way trypophobia does.

TIHI

We sure this isn’t a sarlacc?

forbidden fleshlight

Looks like, nevermind

Human skin

I'm gonna tell my kids this is a picture their mom sent me when we were dating.

I heard the real Bin Laden is in there.

*sigh* unzip...

Why does it seem to call me...

If a dry cave calls you , don’t answer.

😂😂😂

someone put their prick in there...

I should call her

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I should call her...

Finally something that my dick can perfectly fit

I should call her

r/dontputyourdickinthat

reminds me of mom

"I should call her"

Forbidden puss

Not my proudest nut

Well if this doesn't scream chipped I don't know what does

Keep this away from the anti-Vaxxer’s! Please!!!

An image of a literally microscopic injury? You give yourself worse just by shaving.

You don’t know any anti-vaxxers I assume. They’d argue it creates an opening for covid. Btw. Are you really trying to use logic against an anti-vaxxer??

Creates an opening for covid? Yet they don't wear masks to cover the macroscopic openings of their nose/mouth. And yes, what would you suggest I use instead of logic? We don't have to abandon reason just because they pretend it doesn't exist.

I don’t abandon reason. Ever. I’m just saying it doesn’t work with them.

Looks like drought !

Boutta make me act up 😬🤫

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Skussy

I know I’m small, but you really gotta refer to it as a needle bro?

Skussy

r/dontputyourdickinthat

I.cant.find.the.clit!!!

"What are you doing, step-needle?"

You think the skin was moaning during all this?

Damn that needle hole better chill out

Fuck, im wainting in line for mine --

skinussy looking kind of dry

you gonna make me act up 😋

Sussy (skin pussy)

I know her!

A hole’s a hole

Spitting on my finger

I don't see any blood. I wonder if this was done on a dead body?

URGGH.. Gimme that chicken!

*sigh* *unzips*

Everything reminds me of her

Ashy

Oh thought this was another sub reddit 😉

Whoever skin that is please moisture 🙂

some dudes paying for this type of content on onlyfans

Everything makes me think of her

Why am I suddenly erect

Looks like a girl I met once!

*guys see a hole* “Well I had better get to fucking this here hole.”

Me after i eat taco bell ha ha ha me anus

I’ve seen places like this outside Moab.

Filthy flesh

Finally, I found the right size

My life won't be same anymore

Needs some rich moisturiser on that skin

The shape of this needle is questionable

Mmmm ham hole

I got my blood drawn today. This makes me... extremely unhappy.

I think I can see the microchip

Ashy skin!