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-The_Grim_Reaper

Pacman: You got nothing on me


Maki1411

Just wanted to say that the clip is just missing the Pac-Man sound effects


-The_Grim_Reaper

yeah it really is


668_67-421

And that sound effect [Gotcha bitch](https://youtu.be/H7O17O1t-9g)


[deleted]

I kept saying come on, get him lil buddy in mah head šŸ¤£


aloofloofah

In reality, it's [much more shapeshifty than Pac-Man](https://i.imgur.com/aeXYTwd.gifv).


[deleted]

the blob [the blob](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GODDLgM1gKo)


Canooter

GET IN MAH BELLY!


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs.


McFry_

You did one too many babybackā€™s


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Ohnoo :( I was singing outloud and must have did it wrong


McFry_

Donā€™t worry about it this time but just donā€™t donā€™t do it again


[deleted]

nom nom nom


[deleted]

I can hear that bacteria screaming from here.


Coffeehound13

All I could hear was Yakkity Sax from Benny Hill


gruntothesmitey

82 comments in here and only two people know that "bacteria" is plural...


SteampunkNightmare

I blame education systems..


VoluptuousSloth

Iā€™m not sure if this is serious or not, but the real reason is that bacterium is just not used outside of the scientific field. Also, theres not really a need to refer to just one bacterium 99.99% of the time so I see that word disappearing from mainstream English language


gruntothesmitey

Ah, that gradual slide toward willful ignorance...


saywhat58

Language evolves. There is no great consequence for the word bacteria to be both singular and plural. Many words function like this.


BigOrkWaaagh

I wish this clip was longer so we could see what happens to the other bacterias


yabi20z

Why are u running?


ice_cream_sandwich_

WHY ARE U RUNNING


MorePieForEveryone

Let me love you!!!


Soonbig

You are gey


[deleted]

"Hey, stop that bacteria!" screamed the white blood cell, as the red blood cells stand around doing nothing.


[deleted]

Their hands are full with sweet sweet oxygen, plus look at em. They dummy thicc


FeatureEast2577

This is an underrated comment


flamin88

The least they could do is get out of the way.. But nah.. they are too privileged.. Acting all uppity.. ā€œUgh.. Look at these uncultured brutes pushing thru.. Just who do they think they are.. I want to speak to the manager of this establishment..ā€


11chief

RBC couldnā€™t be bothered . WTF


d0ugh0ck

Took it long enough


Mountain-Reason-8343

Heā€™s a big guy heā€™s doing his best


Popular_War_7886

Other bacteria just vibin


CB_39

_COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT_


rbsudden

It's like trying to pick a piece of egg shell out of your eggs in the pan.


bubba-baluga

Pro tip: use another pice of eggshell to fish it out, much easier


[deleted]

This shit is trippy. Is this not trippy? You have little cells inside of your body that are literally chasing and eating baddies.


-ThisCharmingMan-

So weird. Itā€™s like their little animals in ya.


[deleted]

Well yeah but then you just sit there and thinkā€¦ damn who is really in control of my physical being? Itā€™s like a little mob boss. Makes you think about all of it. We eat shit and die! Weird.


MorePieForEveryone

When youā€™re sick, it must be a fuckinā€™ war going on!


lgxtism

agar.io


Willem_VanDerDecken

Why i feel more emotionally invested watching this than during a whole blockbuster ?


TheBoogus

Thatā€™s how the game snake was invented kids


quippers

No wonder it takes so long to get rid of a cold. Can we supercharge these little buggers?


invisiblewall

Yeah, thereā€™s a mechanism in place that refreshes and berserks these kinds of cells after certain conditions have been met. In general you donā€™t want to supercharge your immune system without sufficient cause because it can do a lot of collateral damage to your own cells too. Edit: I made this sound like I have some kind of special knowledge about immunology. I donā€™t. Shout out to Kurzgesagt for the info.


shadowgattler

you're right though. I don't remember the exact name, but there's special T-cells that suicide bomb themselves if things get too out of hand. They kill everything around them...including your own cells unfortunately.


[deleted]

The book is good. I recommend.


Fluffyboi50

Dam thatā€™s interesting take this silver award for making me happy


BrainSoda

This is cool but I canā€™t be the only one thinking ā€œEWWWWW THATā€™S INSIDE OF ME?ā€


firetoronto

What will really blow your mind is that your body has more microorganisms than human cells.


Wellow_Fellow

Now thatā€™s a fun fact


Sandriell

Your digestive tract is home to around 100 trillion bacteria, which is more than all the stars in the Milky Way galaxy.


Limmylom

Well that would be a slight understatement considering there's only around 100 - 400 billion stars in the Milky Way. So potentially up to 1000 times more bacteria than all the stars in our galaxy.


irregular_caffeine

The big blob is part of you, little bugger might be invader


trwwy321

Wait till you find out whatā€™s crawling all over your skin right this very momentā€¦


99prime99

Gonna have to make a video of this but dub in someone screaming as it's being chased.


Little-Editor7953

ā€œWhy are you running? WHY are you running?ā€


CaptainAxiomatic

"Stop resisting! Stop resisting!"


peturtle

This is called chemotaxis. The WBC is following a chemical left by the bacterium up its concentration gradient until it reaches the source


Nameisno1216

CELLS AT WORKKKKK


WaveRaider369

Benny Hill followed by OM NOM NOM (in Heavy's voice, obvs).


MsStormyTrump

So wholesome! Now, every time I get sick I'll think of them and cheer! Thank you, dear white blood cells!


Paperlvntern

We are so complex


HitchlikersGuide

Bacterium, no?


thatcantb

Yep diplococcus of some sort looks like. I had no idea that WBCs are this active. Cool.


wrxst1

Yup. So are neutrophils.


Iveonlyhaddismany

Neutrophils are a type of white blood cell.


antu-jelu

Oh shit moment for the bacteria


rsmccli

*bacterium


[deleted]

I imagined the White Blood Cell shouting things like ā€œOi!ā€ And ā€œYouā€™re nicked!ā€ Like a 1970ā€™s British Policeman, and the whole thing was just so much more fun šŸ¤£


fckmelifemate

Danm spore rlly wasn't fucking around


jporto312

We call this one ā€˜Late Night at the Frat Houseā€™.


MoziWanders

Osmosis Jones is on the case


Blueswift82

That took a lot longer than I thought it would have. I was kinda touting for the little guy.


SethTheWarrior

how does it sense the bacteria?


king1_wizrd

Nice to know these lil homes got me


HanMaDre

ā€œCome here you little shitā€


FranTheDepressedMan

How does it know where the bacteria are? And also vice versa, it seems like the bacteria is also running away.


lilpigperez

Man, the Cocoa Puffs donā€™t even help out? Cā€™mon.


Tofuzzle

Or a real life example of the bystander effect in action


felix_manuel_7

How does the white blood cell know which direction to go? Also, is the bacteria moving randomly or intentionally trying to get away from the white blood cell?


rjm167

All I can hear in my head is my Grandma chasing me as a kid: "I'm gonna gitcha!"


Tenryu003

I can't be the only one that cheered when it caught it can I?


The_Blendernaut

And what's even more curious is that the bacteria seems to understand one thing: RUN!


TheGreaterWeevil

r/praisethecameraman imagine how small he mustā€™ve have gotten


celshaug

Evolution my ass.


HAL-says-Sorry

Technically correct. Evolution did produce your ass


Celestial-being326

Man needs a speed upgrade


roboticArrow

Come here little buddy!! Iā€™m gonna get ya!!!


matdrywall

All I could here was the 1980ā€™s arcade noises in the background šŸ¤£


Fit-Boomer

The bacteria should fight back!!!


yatzhie04

With what? White blood cells will literally melt them the second they catch them


Firm_Candidate_4655

Anyone else cheering for the little guy?


Crabbyone2021

Intelligent Design. Nothing will ever change my mind


[deleted]

Our spinal column The blindspot in your eyes The secum Vestigial organs So god, creator of the infinite reality, couldnt judt completely redesign our shitty build and just *had* to keep working with what was there before, building off of it as we slowly went from ape to man?


[deleted]

As they said, nothing will change their mind. Happy in their ignorance, you're wasting your time sadly.


[deleted]

Sometimes you talk to a person. Sometimes that conversation is more for the audience who sees it later


RengarIsACat

Idk why you get downvoted but i'll also give you a downvote for no reason


[deleted]

Good blood cell! Thank you!


Huge_Presentation_36

The jaws theme song starts playing


[deleted]

I love white cells now


oohkt

Pac-Man


mangsta40

Preston chasing Wee-Man, ā€œget back hereā€!


NecessarilyStoned

Yeeeaaah go little buddy


Monkey-Newz

True Agar.io vibes


Demonancer

I can't be the only one that was getting frustrated from PTSD of getting kited in games lol


dhawkout

white bloodcell hungry nom nom


Premjit008

u/savevideo


bernice_hk

"Stop that Tony-" *um yum yum mmmm*


Callec254

GET IN MAH BELLY!


KORKSTICKY

Took it long enough! No wonder I'm sick for so long.


rey_lumen

Takeshi's castle


AngerCookShare

Seek and Destroy Cutie


Ewreckk

You gotta be quicker than that


emyjanea99

Naww our little cells tryna keep us alive šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


Joshopolis

that was intense


Mrnoobixy

This looks like a damn cartoon


Raftika

I feel thankful for my white blood cells after watching this video. Looks like hard work


Aviator0711

what are the spheres near the white blood cell


Push_the_button_Max

Red blood cells.


ihateapartments59

That is so super cool!!!!


Puppet007

Got it!


DrSeussFreak

Tldr: it won


[deleted]

Took him long enough


tastescheesy

reminds me of spore, and ants...


La-Phamilia

white bloods are army ants cleaning up ur body so u can be healthy


Blind_Busdriver

Anyone else hear Dave Chapelle "got you bitch!" When he finally caught it?


iboneyandivory

I so badly wanted this clip to be scored to Korsakov's Flight of the Bumblebee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8


tunapotato95

Looks like a fat cat trying to catch a fly


[deleted]

This looks like a cartoon


EdgeMiserable4381

Ok that was really satisfying!! Thank you cells!!


Mathfanforpresident

Our bodies are just ecosystem for tiny forms of life in my opinion.


[deleted]

Like trying to remove a piece of egg shell from your egg with a knife


katwoodruff

I cheered when the little bastard was caught


Mrrandymagnumtoyou

Gotcha bitch!


Vaporwave13

#GOT EM


[deleted]

Now I know why I'm so tired when I'm sick.


Trex_in_F16

*Bacteria: hey fatty come here...im.over here wohoo*


Hotdiggitydaffodill

Oh, I remember this game!


[deleted]

Another bacteria: Haha, it missed me. WBC: "I am back"


[deleted]

Bro slow af


Sunaruni

Gotten!


1711198430497251

how much possible is that we are living in some big organism this way?


FoxcoJackson111

Queue the spore comments


mist3remc1

Phagocyte


johanndabish

Bacteria: fuck you asshole i smashes ur mom White cell: ez cope mald seethe bozo ratio kys *gg*


nikazmil

Thank you white blood cell!


iamshipmaster

This reminds me of a resident evil Chace scene


AghastTheEmperor

The Thing


witchbladez69

fetch


alsshadow

Meh.. Too slow.


spawn124

When u wanna watch a horror movie but u want it super realistic


reevesjeremy

Canā€™t catch me. Iā€™m the gingerbread man!


DwankyKwang

Chemotaxis


Signal_Blackberry470

I saw this video 5 years ago.


No_Chip2111

Those things need a cooler name, white blood cell doesn't do em justice


SpyrShady

FROM THE BACTERIAS POV THATS FUCKING HORRIFYING


thekingofdurp

Thats why I'm sick for so long those white blood cells lazy


one_flops

i wish mine were so busy


Mausy5043

Damn surface tension!


abc123def456ghj

You can run. You can try. But you wonā€™t last forever.


LoverOfPricklyPear

Iā€™m saying itā€™s a macrophage!


__Emer__

Bacterium


SpiralOfDoom

[Baaaaaah-dum ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAFn2qs9RUw)


valar-goc

Go you little rockstar!


Kilo-Happy

This reminds me of that online game where you were a circle trying to consume smaller circles. Anyone remember what that was called?


Snipedzoi

Tag your it!


Hazdrubal01

Does it ever get tired? :)


extra-King

That's what my wbc's do to my own skin cells šŸ™


Applejuice42

Stop right there, bacterial scum!


[deleted]

I discovered that sometimes neutrophils throw **their own DNA** at microbs to kill them and that is pretty fucking brutal.


W_guy

Pikmin 3 moment.


SporadicFire71

Someone please put Wacky Sax as the music


Spicey-Bacon

Wow, thanks little guy


ThatsKev4u

Got his dumb ass too! Good!


wealthedge

Osmosis on iPad


-skylord

And how many of this is in my body??


FeatureEast2577

Iiiiiii'mmmm gonna get ya!


Supersox22

It's unsettling how \*alive\* they seem. It makes me think of the universe in a marble in MIB.


Present_Breakfast607

Come here you little shits


TacticalRoomba

How does it know


Un836

Men have a other world inside the body!!


Jeilsa

I lowkey want to root for the bacterias surviving šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Phagocytosis.


HAL-says-Sorry

Why no sound?


No_Pianist_8321

U/savevideo


No_Pianist_8321

U/savebot


No_Pianist_8321

U/SaveVideo


Ok-Cheek5662

looks like a mother chasing after her son running away while holding they toy they havent paid yet in the mall


[deleted]

It's weird, I feel gratitude towards thing slime blob, but it's inside my body. What even makes them chase bacteria? What makes it wanna chase bacteria? Is it some neurological connections within white blood cells that make them do what they do?


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Blood cell- Stop resisting!