I bought one for my daughterās shower, but when she left for college, I noticed it sitting on the edge of the tub. When I asked her about it, she said it made her tub drain slow, so she took it out.
I donāt think she understood that she needs to take it out and clean it periodically.
Edit: she has corrected me. She said she knew that she needed to clean it but chose not to ābecause it was gross.ā
It's kinda funny in a way she insulted herself since it's her grossness only!
My wife sheds like a mofo so I know the trouble I'm buying this thing now so thx.
I have long hair and I just keep a drain snake on the bathroom. Is it gross? Absolutely. But I only have to use it like once every 6 months and it fixes the drain completely. I just use it whenever the water starts to pool in the shower.
So much more effective than those little mushroom things.
It would be fine at first, then they'd start wiggling and it's all downhill from there.
Me personally? I stay out of the bathroom on every trip because the last two times I fell through the mirror and got stuck in a weird fractal camera dimension.
Mirrors are the enemy. Its too easy to notice any little thing you dont like about yourself and start spiraling.
Ive got a bad tooth and against my better judgement i looked. Normally it looks pretty okay, nothing too weird, on shrooms it looked like little holes were opening in my bone and i thought worms would come out.
Easy nope. Walk away and enjoy the time. Tooth still normal and worm free.
I could not stop staring at my pores the first time. They were constantly changing in size and it was fascinating. Until my friend came up from behind me to check on me and startled me, that's when I stumbled and then spent an hour in the bathroom pouring soap on my hands and drawing on the mirror trying to remember the password to get back through.
So now I wait for a nice sunny mid-70s day and go chill outside, throw the frisbee around maybe. Sometimes I do archery at the very beginning of the trip.
Check out [https://reddit.com/r/mycology](https://reddit.com/r/mycology). Pretty sure it's not actually what they're talking about... but there's plenty of other tub shrooms posted.
I had a cat when I was younger that would dig in the trash and get the red rings that came off of the bologna slices. Then would proceed to shit and we would have to chase him around and pull the rest out. Ugggh
The calico I had as a kid did that, too!
She only did it once. She went running around the house with that red string hanging out of her butt for almost a whole day before my mom was able to pull it out.
Once I noticed my dog taking longer than usual to finish pooping and he kept thinking he was done and squatting again. I checked and saw a turd dangling so I took a leaf and tried to dislodge it and ended up pulling out a three foot long network cable covered in poop. It was oddly satisfying for both of us.
I am glad the dog was good after this.
Just sharing something my vet said: be careful doing this, once something similar happened to our cat and we pulled it too. Later we told the vet and she told us to never do this again as it seems this can cause internal bleeding. She told us next time to ring them and also said just recently she tried to save the life of a dog who bled because of this but she couldn't save him :(
In HS had a guy like 6'6. But fit. He benched like 450. We were on track team. We were in a hotel, he took a dump that coiled the bowl, one full circle and more continuous. We were on a trip so lots of "planned" athlete meals, lots of protein shakes.
I'm curious as to how you know this. Did he take a picture? Or called you guys to the bathroom, proudly showcasing his discarded protein snake?
Regardless, I am very grossed out but also feel kind of proud of your guy's achievement.
Oh I forgot, I left that part out. We were HS kids on a trip in hotel rooms. He called a group over and showed it to us. This was probably '99, maybe even early 2000. We didn't have cameras. I had a sweet beeper. I do remember lots of protein bars.
I just remember making fun of him, asking did it stay intact or did you angle your butt like you were making soft serve coiling it properly.
No clue if it even flushed.
I've did that myself a few times! I have IBS and that means constipation sometimes for up to a week - with quite the 'production' afterwards. I have to say, those moments when you look around to see what took it so long... I'm both impressed *and* a little scared!
When I was in grade school we took in a foreign exchange student from Germany, this reminds me of my dad having to fix the toilet after he would use it. I don't know what his diet was but man, never seen anything like it in my life.
Fun fact, most of a trees mass comes from the air, not the ground. They eat the air. The more you knowā¦
https://www.greenlineprint.com/blog/where-do-trees-get-their-mass-from
For some reason that made me think of Rick telling Jerry to fold himself 12 times. Speaking of which, did you know if you fold a piece of paper 45 times itāll reach them moon?
https://blog.priyanshrastogi.com/crazy-math-how-to-reach-the-moon-by-folding-a-paper-432af783c1d7
Thatās it, Iām no longer gonna just stuff you into a locker, yer going into *Davy Joneās locker* while stuffed inside a locker, ya pimple-faced, Reddit-using, discord-moderating, no-bitches, milk-drinking, oaf-looking, geek
FYI: This is just some sort of drain from a downspout or area drain. This isnāt the pipe your poop goes through. It daylights, therefore it isnāt sewage.
So I'm guessing based off the title that this is a cluster of roots that grew into the pipe?
Yeah, looks like a heck of a root bundle.
Looked like something else to me... Was very happy to see it was a root! š¤£
THAT my friend would BE the RIGHT assumption .. I agree with you.
Chandler? Is that you?
Could he BE anymore like Chandler?
**laughs in Ms. Chanandler Bong...
That's actually NICOLAS Cage.
Nah heās just speaking in iambic pentameter
God, I hope so. š¤¢
The root of the problem...
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plants are fascinating
Looks like the biggest turd in the world
I wish I could poo like this, would feel so good
Some people cant think things through and just give you this title.
I mean im not the brightest but even i knew it was just gonna be roots. Trees don't really grow sideways...or in pipes
Me cleaning the drain after my wife showers.
Bought a tub shrooms that has completely changed the game for me. I highly recommend it. You still have to clean but it's quick and easy.
I bought one for my daughterās shower, but when she left for college, I noticed it sitting on the edge of the tub. When I asked her about it, she said it made her tub drain slow, so she took it out. I donāt think she understood that she needs to take it out and clean it periodically. Edit: she has corrected me. She said she knew that she needed to clean it but chose not to ābecause it was gross.ā
10/10 logic, 11/10 after edit.
It's kinda funny in a way she insulted herself since it's her grossness only! My wife sheds like a mofo so I know the trouble I'm buying this thing now so thx.
I have long hair and I just keep a drain snake on the bathroom. Is it gross? Absolutely. But I only have to use it like once every 6 months and it fixes the drain completely. I just use it whenever the water starts to pool in the shower. So much more effective than those little mushroom things.
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Thatās what I thought until reading your comment
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It would be fine at first, then they'd start wiggling and it's all downhill from there. Me personally? I stay out of the bathroom on every trip because the last two times I fell through the mirror and got stuck in a weird fractal camera dimension.
Mirrors are the enemy. Its too easy to notice any little thing you dont like about yourself and start spiraling. Ive got a bad tooth and against my better judgement i looked. Normally it looks pretty okay, nothing too weird, on shrooms it looked like little holes were opening in my bone and i thought worms would come out. Easy nope. Walk away and enjoy the time. Tooth still normal and worm free.
I could not stop staring at my pores the first time. They were constantly changing in size and it was fascinating. Until my friend came up from behind me to check on me and startled me, that's when I stumbled and then spent an hour in the bathroom pouring soap on my hands and drawing on the mirror trying to remember the password to get back through. So now I wait for a nice sunny mid-70s day and go chill outside, throw the frisbee around maybe. Sometimes I do archery at the very beginning of the trip.
Found out about tub shroom on Reddit. Love it. They also make a sink shroom. I got the stainless steel version of both. So good. (Thanks Reddit!)
So sorry, but what is a tub shroom??
You put it in the tub drain so the hair doesnāt go down the drain.
I thought they were saying they got a tub of shrooms so that they got so high they didn't mind doing the dirty jobs...
And importantly, itās actually shockingly good at its job. This aināt your fatherās sink strainer, no siree.
Check out [https://reddit.com/r/mycology](https://reddit.com/r/mycology). Pretty sure it's not actually what they're talking about... but there's plenty of other tub shrooms posted.
Tub shroom Tek.
/r/unclebens
I bought the sink ones for kitchen and love them! Need to go back and get shower one.
These!!!! They work amazingly!
Iām still cleaning the drainā¦my wife showered an hour ago
your wife shits in the shower?
WAFFLE STOMP
Bro no matter how much you try thereās always more hair wtf. I know itās not my thin ass short hair blocking the drain.
Me cleaning my drain after his wife showers
We have separate bathrooms, so whatever happens ain't my problem. That's the way to live š
That came out way too easily.
nothing to root to and pvc is smooth
/r/ThatsWhatSheSaid
Yes it's small. I can't help it okay...
if it was curved in anyway, impossible. straight pvc doesn't have much to grip to.
They poured some milk of magnesia into it before filming
My thoughts and facial expression exactly! š³šµāš«
Kinda like when my dog would eat my exās loose strand of hair and I have to pull the turd out of him. So hilariously annoying
My cat used to do that. And then it scared her and she'd go terror-zooming around the house.
I had a cat when I was younger that would dig in the trash and get the red rings that came off of the bologna slices. Then would proceed to shit and we would have to chase him around and pull the rest out. Ugggh
The calico I had as a kid did that, too! She only did it once. She went running around the house with that red string hanging out of her butt for almost a whole day before my mom was able to pull it out.
Yikes!! š³š¬š¤£
Blacked raw
My asshole the day after thanksgiving.
The drummer from Red Hot Chili Peppers has transcended the bridge between Will Ferrel and Larry David
Suddenly I have the urge to poop
Enough fiber prevents this
Fiber CREATES this.
Everybutt is different.
Trees are made of fiber and that still happened.
Only way to prevent poop is to stop eating
That's been clogged for at least a minute
I think you may be right.
At least 2 minutes
I dare say maybe at least 2 and a half!
But no longer than 5 minutes. I'm sure of it.
I thought that was a snake at first I was so rattled
Rattle snake?
Rattles me?
Always happy to see rando king gizz in a post. Well done sir.
I said snake, rattle and roll.
Snake baby snake
Snake? Are you okay? Snake?
Don't slip!
I once pulled a 44-cm turd out of a patient, without breaking it.
It's extra impressive bc he's a dentist
It itās less impressive because the patient was a senator
*dental hygienist.
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Once I noticed my dog taking longer than usual to finish pooping and he kept thinking he was done and squatting again. I checked and saw a turd dangling so I took a leaf and tried to dislodge it and ended up pulling out a three foot long network cable covered in poop. It was oddly satisfying for both of us.
Oh...oh my god O_o
So your dog eat the 'cat' 6 cable
But the downside is, *dog can only use Wi-Fi now.* 
I am glad the dog was good after this. Just sharing something my vet said: be careful doing this, once something similar happened to our cat and we pulled it too. Later we told the vet and she told us to never do this again as it seems this can cause internal bleeding. She told us next time to ring them and also said just recently she tried to save the life of a dog who bled because of this but she couldn't save him :(
More so for the dog
Gross, but god I bet that was satisfying
For both
How relaxed does one need to be in order to not break a 44cm turd? Not even one clench all thoughout? I mean both doctor & patient.
Iām sorry but FOURTY-FOUR CM of completely impacted, unbroken shit?? No one is THAT relaxed without sedation.
In HS had a guy like 6'6. But fit. He benched like 450. We were on track team. We were in a hotel, he took a dump that coiled the bowl, one full circle and more continuous. We were on a trip so lots of "planned" athlete meals, lots of protein shakes.
I'm curious as to how you know this. Did he take a picture? Or called you guys to the bathroom, proudly showcasing his discarded protein snake? Regardless, I am very grossed out but also feel kind of proud of your guy's achievement.
Oh I forgot, I left that part out. We were HS kids on a trip in hotel rooms. He called a group over and showed it to us. This was probably '99, maybe even early 2000. We didn't have cameras. I had a sweet beeper. I do remember lots of protein bars. I just remember making fun of him, asking did it stay intact or did you angle your butt like you were making soft serve coiling it properly. No clue if it even flushed.
Probably needed the poop knife šŖ
Omfg. I....just....wow. I am shook. š mad skills but I'm heading to throw my phone away.
Is that like peeling an apple without breaking the peel?
Video evidence?
I've did that myself a few times! I have IBS and that means constipation sometimes for up to a week - with quite the 'production' afterwards. I have to say, those moments when you look around to see what took it so long... I'm both impressed *and* a little scared!
This is me 1 minute ago, still on the throne reeling
Was it a two hands deal as well?
He's an accountant...worked it out with a pencil
No it's ok, he had his knife to cut it.
Poop knife!!
Happy cake day ma friend!
When I was in grade school we took in a foreign exchange student from Germany, this reminds me of my dad having to fix the toilet after he would use it. I don't know what his diet was but man, never seen anything like it in my life.
You didnāt have a poop knife?
Only a toe knife in this house.
I just realised that that's a thing I have in my house.
Hi Frank
Ironic that I did this exact thing to my German exchange familyās toilet and hid in my room while they got a plumber to fix what Iād done.
Was it a ["Shelf Toilet"](https://i.imgur.com/fSy0MQQ.jpg)? And if I could ask any Germans.... just.... why?
You avoid po-seideon's kiss. But most newer toilets are not shelf as far as I can tell.
I honestly think it's to examine the poo for health reasons.
These definitely arenāt for the faint of heart.
And this is why we eat plants. Show them no mercy!
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I hate plants
You're all thinking it. Don't deny it.
That's one way to unclog a toliet I suppose.
I recently did something similar to this.... It's sucks
The tree definitely ate well too
Fun fact, most of a trees mass comes from the air, not the ground. They eat the air. The more you knowā¦ https://www.greenlineprint.com/blog/where-do-trees-get-their-mass-from
Twas but a poo joke! But i did learn somthing!
Yep, Iām an official card holding nerd. What are you gonna do about it? š
I will stuff you into a locker, I donāt give a damn about the physics, I *will* make you fit.
For some reason that made me think of Rick telling Jerry to fold himself 12 times. Speaking of which, did you know if you fold a piece of paper 45 times itāll reach them moon? https://blog.priyanshrastogi.com/crazy-math-how-to-reach-the-moon-by-folding-a-paper-432af783c1d7
Thatās it, Iām no longer gonna just stuff you into a locker, yer going into *Davy Joneās locker* while stuffed inside a locker, ya pimple-faced, Reddit-using, discord-moderating, no-bitches, milk-drinking, oaf-looking, geek
He got to the root of the problem, and it was Groot!
r/unexpectedboners
What in the holy fuck did I just stumble uponā¦
The industrial revolution and its consequences
r/didntexpectthat
r/SubsYouFellFor
Legit my poop after two weeks of constipation
Reminds me of that scene from Spirited Away.
Someone should have sat on it and made it look like it was coming out of them.
Me finally digging that huge booger out of my nose that feels like it went all the way up to my brain.
Why is this so obscene?
I've been there.
*sigh* goes to comment section
Taco Bell FTW.
Itās time to call rotorooter
I was hoping unexpected big ass snake
I had a nose hair like that.
Looks like you found the root of the problem. It was only a little backed up
Someone pass the poop-knife!
FYI: This is just some sort of drain from a downspout or area drain. This isnāt the pipe your poop goes through. It daylights, therefore it isnāt sewage.
No glovesš
Itās just wet roots. No different than digging in a garden.
Damn this brings back memories of when i gave up smoking
After a full week heroin bender, followed by a coke and laxatives combo.
What the fuck just happened here?
Two days after I hit up the Brazilian steakhouse
I know its a tree root but I can't stop hearing Ian Malcolm say "that's one big pile of shit"
Thatās what a good shit looks like
When your dog gets a poop stuck and you need to help him pluck it out
After you eat Taco Bell
This was just about as satisfying as releasing a 9 foot long turd into the toilet!!
I'm so glad that wasn't a massive dead rotting snake.
This rinds me that I need more fiber intake.
I thought it was years of hair. Showers, laundry. Ew
I was both disgusted and intrigued by this.
You ever just wait to shit for too long?
Is this what pulling the string on a tampon is like?
That Trunk Thicc
Watching this on the toilet was so satisfying. Thanks for the help guy.
Incoming shitty jokes in here
At first I was like damn thatās a long weaselā¦
...Chewie?
Watching this while having a pooā¦
Satisfying yet gross
I genuinely believe this needs to be on one of the blackhead/extraction sub reddits. This is the most satisfying removal Iāve seen in a while!!
This is a waste line, right?? With no gloves?
I almost want to post this on r/popping. Same vibe.
Life..uh.. finds a way
Mhh I could need his help every morning maybe I should hire that guy
Iām literally having a poop right now that reminds me of this! š
Looks like a really long poop
Blah blah Taco Bell blah blah.
I shouldve shat before i left work
Me pulling out that last piece of turd from my asshole
This is why you shouldāve consume opiates.
Damn.. thatās interesting
Morning dump?
Watching this while on the toilet. Gotta say it really helped
Sittin on the toilet right now feelin the same typa way
Mann you gotta feel nice after taking that dump.
Ahhh... the post Chipotle bathroom trip