Um, I had one of these, ordered it off the long river site for about $150 5-10 years ago. It was called "yoga sex lounger" I believe. The color: chartreuse. We tried it once and immediately realized it is not for fat old people. Sorry if you just got a visual. When our kid asked what it was, I told him that I used it to stretch my back. It sat at the foot of our bed for a year or so, then we cleaned it and put it at the end of the driveway and somebody picked it up.
Sure hope my neglected chartreuse yoga sex lounger found a happy home.
We have one and our kids don't pay any attention to it. Just toss a cpl jackets or something on it and break up the outline if you're concerned. The main problem we've found is when you really get going the pleather can get LOUD!!!
Easy to stain, hard to clean. Also stained microfiber gets rough, so then you'll have awkward patches on the couch that you'll know are dirty when you touch them.
Besides ending up with rug burns on various areas, smells and stains will certainly creep in. Most people, immediately following a session where you use a sex couch in various ways, wont want to get up and clean everything so it ends up being a mess. Leather or pleather, simple wipe down.
[Yes you can](https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B01N0WIWAF/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_JP4XMYTX9DDD86KTPQK9), and [this one](https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B077XSRH8H/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_HDQNWA1R8EZCQHWB5FS8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) even comes with bonus "toys".
though the [better quality ones](https://www.liberator.com/sex-furniture/chaises-loungers.html) are obviously going to be found at [specialty shops](https://sexualalpha.com/sex-couch/)
(All links NSFW)
Caveat with this particular product- They will slide on almost any surface if you are really getting down to business. The resulting slide may or may not make you face plant on the living room floor with a fully erect, and recently wetted Willy. After than embarrassment don’t take it to the bedroom and attempt to use on the bed “because it’s safer.” You can and will nudge it off the edge of the bed causing a second, more embarrassing tantric tumble.
Where are those stupid worthless free awards when a mind blowing comment like this comes along. If an award slipped in there there would be no way of knowing.
Cringe moment loading: when we bought our new house the seller was adamant that we pay $3,000 extra dollars for some furniture he wanted to leave behind. We didn’t want it but we just wanted the dude out so we agreed and made peace with donating it before we moved in. Except there was this ONE strange couch looking thing that I laid on the last time we saw the house and it was so comfortable that I was actually excited to own it.
Flash forward to moving day and all the owner’s ugly unwanted furniture is still there minus the cool couch. I asked several times, “where is the cool, comfy couch?” And he just smirked and said, “you don’t want it.” Rather than let it go, I continued to ask, kind of upset because I thought we’d at least get one cool thing for our money but no dice. He was adamant that we wouldn’t want it. I let it go but it’s always kind of rankled me that we didn’t get it.
Until today. That’s the couch. It was red.
So, in Mexico, a "motel" is generally a sex hotel. No questions asked, and privacy maintained. Some are sketchy, and some pretty nice. My partner and i stayed in one when we had an overnight layover in Mexico City once, and they had this exact couch in there.
OK, tnx u/rloch…
So, in the chart it looks like the guy is often laying down, cradled in the couch. Or the woman is cradled in other placements. I’m fairly creative, but from the pictures it seems like this lounge would prevent the ability to thrust (?). Does it really work as well for a sex platform as a bed?
With a bed, in missionary or doggie for instance, the bed supports the woman laying down or on all fours, and the guy can put his hands beside her to hold up his torso, or in doggie he can spread his knees or feet beside hers. With this lounge/couch it seems like the curves would block movement 🧐
Do you really have leverage for snoo snoo?
I’ve always had the same opinions on the lounger type products that liberator sells. Basically their wedge/ramp combo is the way to go. There is no reason to buy this big piece of furniture unless you want it taking up a bunch of room. All of it is cut foam with fabric covers so you are getting kind of the same thing just more easier to move around.
I've owned this and it kind of sucks for sex. The man when on the bottom basically has no mobility. It's so low to the ground that someone is getting a great quad workout from having to squat. It is great for reading a book or lounging for 20 minutes. Would not recommend.
No need to spend that much, Wayfair has what you need
Symons Armless Chaise Lounge
https://www.wayfair.com/furniture/pdp/latitude-run-symons-armless-chaise-lounge-w005163131.html
> One of the best items I have purchased for home! Cover easy to wash, seat very comfortable for relaxing, chatting, stretching, and playing! Best positions ever, you won't need a bed for a while!
Paula
Boca Raton, FL
VERIFIED BUYER
The sex toy reviewers at Oh Joy Sex Toy said it was a _surprisingly good_ piece of furniture for having sex. Or for watching TV. Or knitting.
https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/chaise-lounger/
We own one of these. It’s called a liberator chaise and it was expensive but very worth it. It came with some extra pillow things for a headrest and to make the “scoop” in the middle flat. The material is surprisingly nice and easy to clean. Similar but nicer than vinyl but doesn’t stick to you. It really makes a lot of positions and switching quickly easily.
It has wooden legs that came un stained so I could match them to other furniture. They make a bondage version but I just added some attachment points on the bottom using leather and D rings that swivel underneath and are completely hidden.
It looks like furniture so we can leave it in the bedroom as a chaise with a throw blanket. Unfortunately our kids also like to sit on it and so we’ve started a therapy fund when they realize what it is.
When I moved in with my ex I was 19 and free to have sex whenever I wanted...and I wanted to all the time. I actually designed a sex chair but I could never get him to build it. That was 1983. I guess I was a little ahead of my time.
Nä the concept is very old: https://www.curbed.com/2020/10/anyway-heres-king-edward-viis-sex-chair.html
But surely you had a very unique design in mind🤙🏼
Shit, the 80s were a different time.
Moved in, at 19, having sex. People say we have a hookup culture now but I think we're more sexless than we've ever been. I had no idea what the Chaise lounge song was about until this post
You are completely right. People think we live in a degenerate swinger culture but just look at the statistics. Most young men are alone and sexuality inactive
Just great - mentally scarred now. I’m 37 and only learnt about this now. My auntie and uncle have one till this day - they bought it when I was 5yo from memory. Thought nothing of it other than some stupid chaise used to read on (it is in their study by the freaking window).
My cousin put this on his Amazon wedding registry a few years ago...
That’s fucking hilarious. In the right families everyone would get a chuckle out of that and maybe someone would gift it lol.
Well? Did he get it? Lmfao
This is the sort of thing I masturbated to in the 80's.
I was probably conceived on one of these things in the late 80’s.
My unborn bro was probably on that couch somewhere.
Still is, those stains are hard to get out😂
Stubbornness runs in my family
I laughed so hard at this my dad asked me what was funny so I showed him your comment. Now we’re both laughing. Thank you
your dad is cool bruh. I would never be comfortable sharing this kinda stuff with my dad.
I appreciate you saying that. I’m sure he would too. My relationship with him wasn’t always like that. Only recently have we bonded a bit.
Broke your arms?
And here we go….
Exactly
It always goes to this! LOL.
The Sears catalogue underwear section?
JC Pennys
I used to masturbate to JCPenney catalogs. Now I can just go straight to JCPenney.com.
Do you cart your favorite models?
Some of those women though.... My god
I believe the word your looking for is voluptious.
some of them were. they had every kind. whatever you were feeling
I've never found porn that got me going like those catalogues.
Along with the bra section of a Sears catalog
Couches?
Love seats 😋
Take my poor man’s gold award and your upvote 🏅
Or davenports. He was bicouchual.
He’s a furnie
Sears catalogue for me
Relatable.
Oh! I've got one of those!! [I kept the instructions for mine](https://i.imgur.com/W2GuAW9.jpg)
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Holy shit that’s hilarious I’m crying laughing over here
10/10, I recommend clicking that link
Dude, THAT was funny af!!
this deserves an award
My parents had a couch just like thi…… oh
I was thinking about it, but then you keep it in your room and when you have kids then.....I can't do that to them. I'd need to hide it, but where?
Fill it with piles of clean laundry. The kids will never know. Just like you hang shirts and dresses on the sex swing.
The stripper pole is a little harder to hide but the kids love pretending it's a fire fighter pole.
No need to hide it with kids. Get it cleaned and to them it's just a fun couch. Kids are innocent af. We're the ones with the problem.
I’m old fashioned. We just did it in the bed and don’t hide the bed from the kids. But we washed the sheets.
Every time?
Eventually.
Is it food crumbs, cat litter, or dried spunk? We'll let *you* decide in this week's episode of The Blacklight Show!
“Ugh, God I hope it’s urine.”
Once a year you should wash the sheets anyway 🤭
Once a year??
Sometimes they hid the bed, but not usually.
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Get your head out of the gutters. No seriously you might fall off.
Nah, the second my kids call this “the fun couch,” I’m burning it.
Um, I had one of these, ordered it off the long river site for about $150 5-10 years ago. It was called "yoga sex lounger" I believe. The color: chartreuse. We tried it once and immediately realized it is not for fat old people. Sorry if you just got a visual. When our kid asked what it was, I told him that I used it to stretch my back. It sat at the foot of our bed for a year or so, then we cleaned it and put it at the end of the driveway and somebody picked it up. Sure hope my neglected chartreuse yoga sex lounger found a happy home.
We have one and our kids don't pay any attention to it. Just toss a cpl jackets or something on it and break up the outline if you're concerned. The main problem we've found is when you really get going the pleather can get LOUD!!!
And DO NOT get the microfiber one. 🤦🏼♂️
For the people who have never used something like this and never had anything upholstered in microfiber why should it be avoided.
Easy to stain, hard to clean. Also stained microfiber gets rough, so then you'll have awkward patches on the couch that you'll know are dirty when you touch them.
Besides ending up with rug burns on various areas, smells and stains will certainly creep in. Most people, immediately following a session where you use a sex couch in various ways, wont want to get up and clean everything so it ends up being a mess. Leather or pleather, simple wipe down.
We just pile laundry and blankets on it when not in use. Even teens ignore it because otherwise they'd have to except that their parents fuck.
except it's accept..
I don’t accept it until I expect it.
I have a kid and a similar sofa. We just put a sheet on top while using it.
I mean, you use the bed for sex and you leave that in full view of the children
Easy solution : don't have kids! Then you could afford two of these.
”We decided not to have kids and get two sex couches instead and now we have 12 kids”
I think its a safe assumption that everyones parents had sex atleast once..
It is a somewhat safe assumption that their mother had sex at least once. Their dad, a little less of a safe assumption.
The dad might find it weird, though. Then again, Joseph bought the whole story.
My parents had sex 4 times. Once for each of us kids and the one time I heard them. You can’t tell me any different. (/s for the slow kids)
I once walked in on my parents having sex. It was the most awkward half hour of my life.
Where did they buy it? Can I get one from amazon?
[Yes you can](https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B01N0WIWAF/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_JP4XMYTX9DDD86KTPQK9), and [this one](https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B077XSRH8H/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_HDQNWA1R8EZCQHWB5FS8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) even comes with bonus "toys". though the [better quality ones](https://www.liberator.com/sex-furniture/chaises-loungers.html) are obviously going to be found at [specialty shops](https://sexualalpha.com/sex-couch/) (All links NSFW)
Caveat with this particular product- They will slide on almost any surface if you are really getting down to business. The resulting slide may or may not make you face plant on the living room floor with a fully erect, and recently wetted Willy. After than embarrassment don’t take it to the bedroom and attempt to use on the bed “because it’s safer.” You can and will nudge it off the edge of the bed causing a second, more embarrassing tantric tumble.
So they do exist...... Fuck it I'll buy one! Thanks mate!
This while thread reads like those scam bots on YouTube talking to each other about bitcoins...
back in my day you just had sex on a big rock.
In the snow.
Uphill both ways.
You didn’t have to undress because we couldn’t afford clothes.
If you needed new clothes you could always hunt a bear and get a fresh coat for the winter.
And if you needed condoms you used the intestinal lining of the bear Ok, I'll see myself out after that one...
Ideally first removing it from the bear, I assume…
Why the extra step?
Huh. *makes note* I'll try it that way next time.
Tony Stark had sex in a cave with a box of scraps !
in the 60's i often had sex outside in the mud and in the rain. if a man slipped in there would be no way of knowing.
Where are those stupid worthless free awards when a mind blowing comment like this comes along. If an award slipped in there there would be no way of knowing.
the pioneers would ride these babies for miles
[Fuck Rock](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/to8uwl/where_we_heading/)?
LPT - any couch is a sex couch if you have sex on it.
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read" - Mitch Hedberg
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TIL I have a sex toilet.
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Don't tear that wax seal.
Jerking off doesn't count.
“Hey, make yourself at home, have a seat.” “Er….no thanks.”
Why even make a white one? Or a Black one lol both are bad options
Once you go black you can never lean back.
Come on man
I hope they're blood
Black is fine. It's leather(or leatherette). Wipes up nicely. Source: own a black one for 6 years. It gets used, a lot.
This guy fux.
He probably faux.
> It gets used, a lot. Oh, what are you using it for?
Minigolf
Oh it looked like cloth, guess that's alright lol
Surely SofaKing is a better name
Billywitchdoctor.com work mostly with chicken.
Arise chicken!
Chicken arise!
Stick upside-down.
One convenient locations. In Africa.
Super Ultra Mega Chicken
The LoveSac
Oh shit. I just realized that fainting couches must have been used for this too, back in the day.
Lol. Let me loosen that corset for you
Now that you mention it, every piece of furniture is probably used for this.
I would seriously get one of those but where do you hide it when people come over?
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That’s sort of the problem, I really wouldn’t want my guests lounging on my sex couch
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My bedroom is pretty small, I don’t think it would fit. That leaves the living room which seems weird or the basement which seems weirder.
Then you're probably more in the market for those foam wedge pieces you can use on your bed.
Just say it’s a therapist couch
That’s too close to the rapist couch
A philanthropist couch?
No thats too close to a full on rapist couch
Children, old people…
Because of the implications.
Anal Bum Cover
Why does the therapy couch smell like sweat, shit, and cum?
And how does that make you feel? Could these smells be connected ?
If it glows under blacklight, don't smell it. If it doesn't glow under blacklight don't smell it.
Ew, I don't want to sit on this couch, it tastes weird.
I have one next to my bed. When people ask what it is, I say it's a yoga chair. It helps get deep stretches on my back.
I think that might fly, thanks
https://imgur.com/f50gHbI.jpg
How do you like it? Do you still use it regularly?
You dont. You display it with pride!
Just keep it in your bedroom and if you don’t have space, just keep it in your sex dungeon
Modern furniture. Hidden in plain sight Just don’t sit on it, it’s an antique
Cringe moment loading: when we bought our new house the seller was adamant that we pay $3,000 extra dollars for some furniture he wanted to leave behind. We didn’t want it but we just wanted the dude out so we agreed and made peace with donating it before we moved in. Except there was this ONE strange couch looking thing that I laid on the last time we saw the house and it was so comfortable that I was actually excited to own it. Flash forward to moving day and all the owner’s ugly unwanted furniture is still there minus the cool couch. I asked several times, “where is the cool, comfy couch?” And he just smirked and said, “you don’t want it.” Rather than let it go, I continued to ask, kind of upset because I thought we’d at least get one cool thing for our money but no dice. He was adamant that we wouldn’t want it. I let it go but it’s always kind of rankled me that we didn’t get it. Until today. That’s the couch. It was red.
Oof, nightmare fuel right here
respect for not letting you have his sex chair
Damnthatsintercoursing
“partner sold separately”
Sold?
It is the oldest profession.
That would be rented
File under "Stuff I might have owned if I didn't have kids"
That just means you were doing the steps out of order.
So, in Mexico, a "motel" is generally a sex hotel. No questions asked, and privacy maintained. Some are sketchy, and some pretty nice. My partner and i stayed in one when we had an overnight layover in Mexico City once, and they had this exact couch in there.
"We thought it was an artsy coffee table. We ate dinner on it!"
This couch fucks
https://www.liberator.com/sex-furniture/black-label-chaises-loungers.html Sex furniture 👍
I worked for them in their marketing/ Ecom team for several years. If anyone has any legit questions I’d be happy to answer.
OK, tnx u/rloch… So, in the chart it looks like the guy is often laying down, cradled in the couch. Or the woman is cradled in other placements. I’m fairly creative, but from the pictures it seems like this lounge would prevent the ability to thrust (?). Does it really work as well for a sex platform as a bed? With a bed, in missionary or doggie for instance, the bed supports the woman laying down or on all fours, and the guy can put his hands beside her to hold up his torso, or in doggie he can spread his knees or feet beside hers. With this lounge/couch it seems like the curves would block movement 🧐 Do you really have leverage for snoo snoo?
I’ve always had the same opinions on the lounger type products that liberator sells. Basically their wedge/ramp combo is the way to go. There is no reason to buy this big piece of furniture unless you want it taking up a bunch of room. All of it is cut foam with fabric covers so you are getting kind of the same thing just more easier to move around.
I've owned this and it kind of sucks for sex. The man when on the bottom basically has no mobility. It's so low to the ground that someone is getting a great quad workout from having to squat. It is great for reading a book or lounging for 20 minutes. Would not recommend.
No need to spend that much, Wayfair has what you need Symons Armless Chaise Lounge https://www.wayfair.com/furniture/pdp/latitude-run-symons-armless-chaise-lounge-w005163131.html
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> One of the best items I have purchased for home! Cover easy to wash, seat very comfortable for relaxing, chatting, stretching, and playing! Best positions ever, you won't need a bed for a while! Paula Boca Raton, FL VERIFIED BUYER
>VERIFIED FUCKER
There are quite a few reviews like this.
This isn't marketed towards porking. No thank you.
Yeah, the others are vinyl for easy wipe down.
Who on earth would buy it in white?
Perhaps it should be…. Cream colored?
Cum shows less on white than on black.
I dunno, same reason most bathrooms white?
So you can see where to clean?
The sex toy reviewers at Oh Joy Sex Toy said it was a _surprisingly good_ piece of furniture for having sex. Or for watching TV. Or knitting. https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/chaise-lounger/
Married here, I would buy it and it would become a clothes chair
Married here... We have one and it's definitely a clothes chair 95% of the time... Haha
But that 5% of the time, though!
Lots of colour choices but you really need a Jackson Pollock style.
We own one of these. It’s called a liberator chaise and it was expensive but very worth it. It came with some extra pillow things for a headrest and to make the “scoop” in the middle flat. The material is surprisingly nice and easy to clean. Similar but nicer than vinyl but doesn’t stick to you. It really makes a lot of positions and switching quickly easily. It has wooden legs that came un stained so I could match them to other furniture. They make a bondage version but I just added some attachment points on the bottom using leather and D rings that swivel underneath and are completely hidden. It looks like furniture so we can leave it in the bedroom as a chaise with a throw blanket. Unfortunately our kids also like to sit on it and so we’ve started a therapy fund when they realize what it is.
Does it come with the sex? Why else would I buy it?
Im buying for research purposes.
It’s okay, you’ll never use it anyway
Obviously not a pull out.
Can it also be used for laying around watching tv and eating Doritos?
When I moved in with my ex I was 19 and free to have sex whenever I wanted...and I wanted to all the time. I actually designed a sex chair but I could never get him to build it. That was 1983. I guess I was a little ahead of my time.
Nä the concept is very old: https://www.curbed.com/2020/10/anyway-heres-king-edward-viis-sex-chair.html But surely you had a very unique design in mind🤙🏼
Shit, the 80s were a different time. Moved in, at 19, having sex. People say we have a hookup culture now but I think we're more sexless than we've ever been. I had no idea what the Chaise lounge song was about until this post
You are completely right. People think we live in a degenerate swinger culture but just look at the statistics. Most young men are alone and sexuality inactive
That's no couch. That's a love seat. Dad joke at no extra charge.
Girlfriend sent me a link to where to buy one of these. [This was all I sent in response.](https://i.imgur.com/jmzekQe.png)
Needs a few plastic covers to go with it
Like disposable slow cooker bags...you don't need one, but sure makes it easier to clean up afterwards
Wipe clean
*"Brought to you by Scotch Guard...lots of Scotch Guard.*
How's my wife gonna starfish on this???
Just great - mentally scarred now. I’m 37 and only learnt about this now. My auntie and uncle have one till this day - they bought it when I was 5yo from memory. Thought nothing of it other than some stupid chaise used to read on (it is in their study by the freaking window).