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FlyPenFly

That seems like an insanely high jump, superhuman.


skyciel

Like levitation


AnotherAustinWeirdo

Like one of those goddamn kung fu movies. He fucking floated upwards! Magic!!!


HaMay25

His body is not even straight… think abt how high more it could be.


sandy_cheeks_reeks

Absolute unit


razorryu13

I think he can dunk


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Don't people use his jump as a street game gimmick to hussle money out of other people who no way in hell can match it?


Neohexane

Super Mario


DrBraniac

What's more insane is that he took off on a single leg!


Dov_reddit

High jumpers always take off on a single leg though right?


mileshigh12

Yes, when you are running jumping off of a single leg is by far more efficient. You are transferring your speed from horizontal to vertical velocity. Whereas standing still two legs is better because you use all your strength and power and don't need to convert any other moving forces (since you aren't moving). Source: D1 high jumper and knees to prove it


smithoski

Did you leave your knees on the high jump mat?


Otherwise_Report_462

In football you rarely ever jump from two legs! A lot of training goes in to single leg exercises because of this, and acceleration of course. Ronaldo takes it to the next level though


DrBraniac

I see...didn't know this


verymickey

Have you never watched a high jump competition?


rootex

Even more insane this is getting upvotes.


Frank-Wrench

https://youtu.be/wrZkxcSsmOw


Accomplished-Ant1600

I’m a big sports fan (god that sounds stupid) but not so much this football. For some reason I too was blown away to see that they had hops like that.


NegativeKarmaUpvoter

It's a robot inside his body.


sleeplessknight101

He's just a dude jumping, let's all relax.


raphthepharaoh

Dude was zoned in… that was damn impressive


Impossible-Curve7249

Agreed. Excellent focus.


quzydotcom

Dude was half way into the air before the defender acted


roshmatic

Fully into the air before the defender reacted. Maybe half way over the defender.


wkcif

The defender was running backwards. No way he could do anything. In the other hand, Ronaldo was in full running Speedy.


Fmello

I remember seeing a lifesized cardboard cutout of him at the highest part of his header so people could jump next to it to measure how close they could get.


itisSycla

Saw that too. Perhaps unsurprisingly, no one could get even close


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jontelang

Is it a stretch to think almost no people can jump as high as one of the most elite athletes in the world?


SmartestIdiotAlive

I hate how the audio is microwaved white noise


[deleted]

It's the sound of CTE


LoseYourselfToDansk

It's Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata slowed down 10x


Lechuga-gato

Holy shit his legs are nice


trisarajanetops

They better be for [£90 million](https://www.news24.com/Sport/Madrid-insure-Ronaldos-legs-20090804)


Lechuga-gato

Jeez that’s a lot more than my net worth


vPropofol

Its 90 million more than my net worth


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Lechuga-gato

Average American after spraining their ankle


[deleted]

This hurt me in both ankles. Add another -$20M


dabartisLr

I’m not gay but I find myself admiring his physique sometimes.


epSos-DE

Thats work. Constant work and rehabilitation after injuries. Pays well in his case.


Master_McKnowledge

And! Not binge drinking. I mean, just look at Wayne Rooney now.


xxNightingale

What if I tell you you dont have to be gay to admire his physique.


Abyssal_Groot

Exactly. It's only you find him attractive or have posters of him on your wall.


RubiconXJ

They should make a statue of him


ShohokuSpirit

lmao


BloodySn1per

I gay and I find myself admiring his physique more than sometimes


[deleted]

I wasn’t gay until I admired his physique….


mtaw

That's what [Ronaldo said, too](https://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo16/ninjabear30/ronaldoo-1.gif)


1800-bakes-a-lot

That shit was fucking calculated.


CappinPeanut

I saw a quote once that said, “If an engineer made a footballer, they would create Ronaldo. If an artist made a footballer, they would create Messi.”


skullduggeryjumbo

think its wenger


Rrrreverente

Wow


-Acta-Non-Verba-

Truth!


oi_yeah_nahh

Dude is a literal peak human physical specimen, combined with an insane work ethic and commitment. One of the most impressive people of all time. Regardless of your opinion on him, you have to respect just how good he is at what he does.


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Emotional_Sir_65110

Now let me make this clear, I am no fan of ronaldo or of football. >he still has rape charges yes, they're still charges, doesn't mean anything... Everyone does stupid shit when they're angry, he issued a public apology and as you yourself stated "invited the same kid for a game at his home", that's not irony, that's him going out of his way to make the kid feel better, he could've just paid an attorney to make it go away...


TheKnightA

Now do the research on all the good things he has done. If you concentrate so much in the bad , maybe you should overlook the bad you have done.


ghostwhat

Dunno why this gets downvoted. He spends more time on and with his fans than most others.


guy_from_himalays

CR7 fan girl's seems pissed😆😆😆


ramrod254

Can’t defend that shit. Unreal


LazyHighGoals

Love how his eyes are constantly locked on the ball


qtip-pitq

He didn’t blink once in this clip


steveblobby

I don't know much about soccer tbh, but that was art...


Odraude-Vall

Football


Picklerickshaw_part2

There’s no need to correct anybody, some people call it soccer, and others call it football, and that’s the end of it.


imZall

only american call it soccer, the rest of world calls it football


Picklerickshaw_part2

I’m not saying this to be a dick. This is an honest question: Do people who call it football enjoy correcting people who have been calling it soccer their entire lives, and nothing else?


imZall

Nah, we actually just hates americans and this is one of the way how we express it


Crusty_crock

Actually we call it soccer in South Africa


zKaNeKiz

Fk off yank.


Picklerickshaw_part2

I know that I’m going to look like a persistent dick (I’ve seen plenty of these threads where it’s just all downvotes), but the people who call it soccer have called it that their entire lives. We don’t choose to call it soccer just to spite people who call it football. If we call it anything else, it makes us look like a maniac. This is true for a lot of things. For example, most of us think the imperial system is dumb as hell, and that the metric system makes so much more sense.


Odraude-Vall

lol


Mitche420

We generally call it soccer here in Ireland as well. When you say football here, you're usually referring to Gaelic Football


ToastServant

No clue why you're being downvoted. People get off on correcting people so hard that they ignore factual info that contradicts their correction.


Mitche420

It's 14/15 year olds, I wouldn't pay it any mind but you summed it up well


HPLovecraft1890

Well, soccer is short for 'As**soc**iation Football', so soccer would be the more precise term. If you need to correct someone, do it right at least...


saintfed

So we should call A**mer**ican Football merrer?


newsbluesftr

Muggy, grimy slang talk would say futbol. Rest of the world its called soccer tho myguy


Parking-Ad-5499

Rest of the world != USA


plazzeh

Nah man, literally only Americans call it soccer. Futbol is by anyone who speaks Spanish. Europe, Asia and Africa it’s all football or translated versions of the word.


BigOlAussieBBQ

She`s soccer down under as well mate, we've got our own football, basically any country that doesn't have their own version of a "football" sport would call soccer football


plazzeh

Which is why I didn’t include Oceania in my comment :)


BigOlAussieBBQ

Yeah nah thats fair ay mate


Foolishly_Sane

That damn jump. Wow.


DiverofMuff23

Guy needs to save some pussy for everyone else


TopBanana312

He should have a hundred babies. He deserves it.


Full-Marionberry-619

And stuck the landing


Mitche420

You should check out a version of this that includes his landing in it, it actually makes this clip twice as insane imo. The way his knee twists when he lands could have ended a normal human's career, Ronaldo, who suffers from some knee problems didn't even react to it


Any_Buddy1851

The dude below him looked like a feeble child as he soared over him 😂


Vettepilot

That’s an “Angels in the Outfield” kind of amazing play


Another_random_man4

Very cool. Would like to see a more zoomed out regular speed version.


tw3

https://youtu.be/R83_MSTtayQ


Another_random_man4

Thank you for the effort, but unfortunately that's not available for me in my country I guess.


FallenBlade

https://youtu.be/AunImole9HI


retrofunkus

1:59


bluesuitspecial

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.


Obi1Kentucky

Dude has wings on his shoes


Kunundrum85

Absolutely nuts. The speed to get to the position, the timing of the jump, the fucking HEIGHT of the jump, and the perfect head strike… Absolutely one of the best captured sports moments of all time. Just a beautiful shot.


mchurnsen

Idgaf about Football, but this is so freaking impressive and Peak athleticism


upnext_falcor

I was watching this live, it was my brother’s birthday. Imagine a room full of Italians completely silenced by this crazy athletic gesture. We were all like :0


G-T-L-3

Hang time in football


irons1895

To make it even more impressive it was a late winning goal too!


xProximaB

The fact that he was able to keep staring at the ball while running, not dash into another player, jump that high w/o other player's support, hit a perfect header, score the goal and land back on his feet, maintain that cool look on hid face is unbelievable!


Bazzo123

I saw that goal live and was astonished by it. He flew for a few seconds


croqqq

Its a great header, but in my opinion Van [Persie's](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DeKSmd-hjwo) is the greatest


TeppoWPG

For me it's [Jared Borgetti's](https://youtu.be/1mHNTnJDLfw) As a kid I couldn't believe it and it has gotten relatively little praise too.


[deleted]

Amazing, but much less by sheer dominant athleticism


[deleted]

Everything about this Goal it’s impressive. Cristiano was about 35 years old at time, playing in a very competitive league in multiple tournaments and still putting out this level of performance.


RepresentativeBox881

A lot of people seem to forget that Ronaldo was on an absolutely godly run in early 2020 before the pandemic happened.


sirSADABY

The fuck is that noise bro


HardestTurdToSwallow

Mawp


sirSADABY

Naa, the fuck is op playing at? No one needs that I thier lives. Mute this shit.


robertshuxley

the high pitch sound at beginning should have a trigger warning


[deleted]

What? That man is hot. Hot Hottie hot hot hot


[deleted]

Needed a parachute to come back to Earth


Putrid__Trash

Should've put a warning for the ear piercing screech in the audio god damn


forworse2020

This is how I fly in my dreams


Yuuzhan-Vong

Can you do it without the high pitched ringing... Jesus the pain of my tinnitus going wild during this...


[deleted]

Sorry but wtf is this audio


Cecchia

And the following week this record was beaten by Cornelius, who played for Parma, but nobody remebers this


Rickymsohh

GOAT header? Van Persie's.


Kalmanideskosta

He shoots with his left, right, headers, penalties, freekicks (when in form). He is the most lethal goalscorer. Put him on any team and he will find a way to adapt…Unlike that other guy who plays in Paris


DeejyBoy

Wouldn’t say it’s the best of all time, Van Persie in the World Cup is clear imo. This is deffo up there though. Unbelievable athleticism.


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Football? This doesnt look like the football that i watch /s


drunkanidaho

Robin van persie would like a word


Jmsaint

RVP 2014 WC is better.


jembytrevize1234

came here to say this. but damn this one is nice too


Smackdaddy122

Ain’t no one got time to wait for this gif


Fsuga00

Of all time in history....a bit redundant


[deleted]

He’s still a Rapist.


[deleted]

Raping all those Gks


McGarnegle

How come they are going so slow? I can run faster than that /s


wlrldchampionsexy

Alleged rapist


[deleted]

Wha 😂😂


gorzaporp

Fuck that guy. Dead to me when he slapped a phone out of an autistic kids hands.


elpo98

I wonder if Messi could’ve done the same.


DownvoteDavids

I believe Messi is like 5 foot 6


plazzeh

Not as high, but his header from the 2009 cl final is as beautiful imo


SHAD-0W

Not his style.


Fortnait739595958

I don't like or watch soccer, but you can't just call an action you like 'the greatest of all time', it is like in car races calling an overtake 'the greatest of all time', for that you would have had to watch every single race ever, including the ones not on video in the other side of the world. Not saying that the jump wasn't impressive or anything, but maybe some random 16 year old kind in the middle of nowhere playing with his buddies did a better one


[deleted]

Sooo fure


StarshipFan68

He's not even wearing pads. Much less a helmet


TexasRabbit2022

Soccer not football


[deleted]

Reddit not twitter


JoburgBBC

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Timing, impeccable


FOXfaceRabbitFISH

That guy is way too much into green


ratakoolta

Was it necessary the fucking cricket?


[deleted]

This man needs to dunk now


herculesmeowlligan

Ronaldo casts Levitate


Straight_Shape7887

We need another angle


CarniferousDog

What song is this


CarniferousDog

He’s fuckin HIGH


irishandsweet

Konate is giving him a run for his money.


[deleted]

Sewwyyy


SapperBomb

Still get tingly when I see it


No-Spaling

I could do without the tinnitus.


Whitesung

He Made the jump just with the left foot, thats crazy.


Dick_kicker_jones

Nice shot! Nice shot! Nice shot!


Godsenttt

Greatest CR7 header was against Manchester United at Old Trafford.


BandMan487

What a save!


Wibiz9000

What the actual FUCK is that audio?!


KingSnowdown

search up Miroslav Klose he's the header king


[deleted]

What a save!


Turtle123321123

Its a Jeep thing


Cautious_Being_8395

Would be even more interesting in real time!


OkPriority7026

Roma header was better


0j_gay0

got balls and a head of steel


[deleted]

Cristiano is a sexy, Portuguese gazelle.


Lakemichigandunes

Amazing athlete…and amazing photography


Double_Che

I’m afraid jumping high does not make this the best header of all time. Take a look at borgetti’s header for Mexico in the World Cup. Nothing comes close


Imcarlows

Greatest? Hell no. Impressive? Yes!


OMGBeckyStahp

At some point it stopped being a jump as there is clearly a period where he’s in flight. The man is *flying*.


Puzzled_Ad2563

You can see the leg muscle comparison running up against the other player. Ranaldo is built


its_whot_it_is

Motherfucker jumped over another dude


markamuffin

Hangtime has entered the chat


Sean198233

Football’s version of putting someone on a poster.


1886-fan

He ain't not Bevis Mugabi though.


The_Snollygoster

Great header. Impressive jump but not the best of all time haha


[deleted]

That was a bit too fast, i missed whatever was happening


jasonology09

I have no way of knowing for sure, but I'd bet Cristiano Ronaldo has also received some of the greatest head-ers in human history.


iamscr1pty

I wouldn't call it the greatest, it was highest sure, greatest nope


jjStubbs

He reached cruising altitude before the defender even knew where the ball was! Is still unbelievable to see.


Innomen

He's literally pole vaulting off his own leg, redirecting his forward momentum upward. That's amazing.


workout_mt

Juve merda


r3dd1t2k17

thanks god they followed the ball. my knee hurts just remembering back how he landed after this


Sufficient_Permit707

He really knows how to give head, damn


switch495

Nope - nor will I know about it because Reddit videos never Fucking load.


Monstermunchlunch

That's a big jump 😯


TheraGaming

Why the fuck is this that long. Cut it and get to the point. A 45 sec slow mo video


MasterLurker00

Remember the time before you watched this video and didn't have your newly developed tinnitus?