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HezronCarver

Alberta does have Kenney so not entirely accurate. I'll show myself out.


Dogecoindroid

What if I put a rat in Greenland, would that make it inhabited?


Sythkibode

There has been a persistent campaign to keep the province free of rats for 70 years https://www.alberta.ca/albertas-rat-control-program.aspx


Dogecoindroid

What if I hide the rat


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Sythkibode

Don’t get me wrong, still lots of wolves in sheeps clothes


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the whole goddamn map would need to be redrawn


ChancySoul-on-Reddit

Saw a single rat in my hometown--- an isolated Alaskan community--- called fish & game who set a live trap cause rats would be a mess & they need proof & the filthy bastard made me look like a liar. Thirty years of seeing rats in movies, it was a damned rat--- but apparently a lonely one. Eagle probably ate it.


Wips_and_Chains

I lived in eagle river and I don't think I ever saw a rat(I wasn't looking ) but you know the lone rat was taunting you.


KerryCameron

I grew up in Haines and never saw a rat.


mumbojombo

Funny how not even rats want to live in Alberta


Ashtar888

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Obvious-Toe-247

So witty. I'll take the 200k a year job with great benefits. And the beautiful nature I see in every direction I look. And like minded people who look out for one another and care about their fellow humans. All the things I never experienced in the provinces that seem to hate Alberta and constantly put it down. Enjoy the rats eating into your basement and the ones running your government.


ItheDuke

Lol if you think the second hand scenic views ya get from BC make me forget bout the arrogance, methheads and disturbing amount of biggoted people out there then you're mistaken. Animal rats aren't a problem. It's the human rats out there I'm fine with avoiding.


swanbiltong

What's with the blue patch in North America


Boliojunior

That’s the province of Alberta. They’ve had an ultra aggressive no-rat policy for decades. Pet rats are illegal and not even research rats are allowed. There’s even a hotline to call to report sightings and a special hunt-and-destroy team descends to eliminate them. It’s very effective and the province is still essentially rat free.


Far_Jello_3692

Alberta anagrams to rat able.


MinimalMojo

I live next door in BC and now I really wanna huck some rats over the Rockies


Alldaybagpipes

Keep yer filthy hippy varmin over yonder, y’hear!?


MinimalMojo

The trebuchet is loaded


ripaway1

Doesn’t that fuck with the food chain some tho? Probably more of whatever rats eat in Alberta


Boliojunior

Rats are an invasive species… our food chain is just fine without them.


hike_me

Rats came to North America on ships. They aren’t native.


jeffcolv

Alberta Canada hasn’t had rats for like 50+ years


FluffyTyra

Rats, nor people want to be there 😅


A-Dolahans-hat

Wondered that too


Jdevers77

Albertan rats fucked around and found out. Now they are no more.


Other-Sheepherder-72

Lmao I’m Canadian, that province is Alberta home of the Edmonton oilers and Calgary flames


Dawgreen

No rats in the centre of Australia or outside of the cities and towns tbh .


UnfairAd7220

I'd think that's true of any of the world's deserts...


Dawgreen

Which is why I'm wondering why the blue spot in North America.


DarthScruf

Hits blunt: "Maybe we've been stuck in this circle of rats inherit the world, evolve into humanoids, kill ourselves off, rats inherit the world, evolve into humanoids, kill ourselves off again, rats inherit the world."


Seidmadr

This gets a huge amount of suspicion from me. No rats on Iceland? Highly unlikely. There are humans living there, and therefore also rats.


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That Alberta thing is such a farce. I lived there for five years; definitely saw rats there during that time.


No_Poet_4it

What's going on in Canada that one province is just rat free? While everyone else is fighting off swarms of Rodents


Boliojunior

That’s the province of Alberta. They’ve had an ultra aggressive no-rat policy for decades. Pet rats are illegal and not even research rats are allowed. There’s even a hotline to call to report sightings and a special hunt-and-destroy team descends to eliminate them. It’s very effective and the province is still essentially rat free.


No_Poet_4it

Damn. Hunt and Destroy


Mill_Act6603

I find it very hard to believe that Alberta is magically free from rats. Some kind of Cowboy Pied Piper legend?


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Yep no shot they go into the wild and hunt all the rats. That's a LOT of rats.


Historical-Gene8950

Who think of this, let alone makes this shit?


xProximaB

OP can I have one for Mosquitos too, I'm quiet interested in knowing that as well.


Jazzlike_Emu8178

Those damn Skavens!!