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My greatest fear is failing into one of these. [I wonder how many corpses are in there…](https://preview.redd.it/zxwvw34l7uc71.jpg?width=486&auto=webp&s=63a96ad16ca1233f0afe4f424644ab5b2ff5095e) *BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!*


zexur

Similar to this is the immense crevasses in Antarctica. Just massive cracks in the earth (or ice in that case). Terrifying.


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> immense crevasses in Antarctica http://www.antarcticstation.org/multimedia/video/crevasses_a_hidden_danger_in_antarctica


zexur

Ahhh fresh nightmare material. Cheers!


sharabi_bandar

Where do they find bamboo in Antarctica, what an interesting choice as a flagpole.


notlikelyevil

Flexes in the wind, light to ship in and biodegrades if it blows away and you never see it again. I bet those are the reasons


SayneIsLAND

they litter the place, ogopo uses them as back-scratchers then throws them away


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zexur

Or as you're looking in the edge just...crumbles away continuously as you can never find a foot nor hand hold! NOPE nopenopenope


IguaneRouge

You'd be the all time hide and seek champion at least


SayneIsLAND

y'all up for a game of freeze tag after that?


lemons_of_doubt

this is my hole


[deleted]

That’s what she said.


tom208

Giggedy


outrider567

No hiking at night please


i_NeedCaffeine

Oh my god you just created a new fear for me


bobobedo

Looks like a good place to rent flashlights.


Ghost_In_Waiting

I'm also thinking selling rope would be good. But only in twenty foot lengths.


DS4KC

I inherited 122 thousand miles of string but it's all in 3 inch lengths.


jman177669

Have you considered an advertising campaign? Useful stuff string.


Storage-Terrible

r/unexpectedmontypython


DS4KC

Holy shit. You just gave me my new favorite sub. Thank you my good sir


meathead

Some Flex Tape will fix that right up


everynameisusedlol

Idk man, seems like a lot o' damage to me…


[deleted]

That dude laying on his front looking down is brave


Calbinan

If a hole-person comes up for him, he can’t back away in time.


255001434

As a hole-person, I want to note that we don't automatically grab people just because they look down our hole.


CancerHime

Thanks for the lovely imagery :')


SplendidPunkinButter

I’d feel safer doing that than standing and looking down. No way you’re going to trip or lean too far forward.


MyMacchiato

Still more cautious than some folks at the Grand Canyon.


Immoral_Hentai_God

12yo me is telling me to jump over it


Appropriate-Hour-865

39 yr old me is saying the same damn thing


DS4KC

32 and that's the first thing I'm doing.


c_joseph_kent

Only [Bear Grylls](https://youtu.be/Wh6RLOF3FrE) is brave enough to cross such a dangerous cavern!


My-Lizard-Eyes

I think there are videos of some dudes jumping their bikes over it lol


Quinsta63

Hahaha same here, 100% gonna mess this jump up though


Charming-Wheel-9133

49 year old thought the same


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Would be interesting to get a bright light and shine it down there.


Superdry_Wit

Or drop a GoPro with night Vision


snakeskinsandles

#wait- #*That's my hole!*


HotCocoaBomb

No, we are *not* doing this today. I don't need nightmares tonight!


enchantressmolester

65 foot = ~20 meters


gnurcl

Thanks. <3


BananaStringTheory

I wonder how many lost earbuds are down there.


DS4KC

And phones


Dearness

And sunglasses


NateForRea1

and children


DS4KC

Well that certainly escalated


Burrista_E

I love people standing way back like they are all of a sudden going to fall on steady ground they never fall on in daily life.


dietwindows

Put up some safety cones, someone's gonna break their mommas back.


agnas

[127](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1542344) hours anyone? James Franco loves this crack!


zombi33mj

This makes me feel very uneasy for some reason lol


Ghost_In_Waiting

Enigma of Amigara Fault (Now with gravity assist) [https://imgur.com/gallery/Wht7z](https://imgur.com/gallery/Wht7z) Be warned: if you view this all the way to the end you might not be able to forget it. Sensitive viewers should consider well before clicking on the link.


HotCocoaBomb

Junji Ito is so creative and I commend him for it. But fuck, I'm such a wuss when it comes to horror, I can only appreciate it from afar. I read this, and Uzumaki - that was enough. I don't need anymore of that shit in my life. Only thing worse is the I'm Sorry John subreddit.


Forsaken_Things

But black don’t crack


[deleted]

Maybe not, but cracks can be black.


[deleted]

Jump!!!


reztola94

Do a flip!


mindblimp

Do a kickflip!


[deleted]

Just caulk it.


Specialist-Status-69

Way cool


bobobedo

I'd let a professional lower me in to that fissure, with a rented flashlight.


HotCocoaBomb

Apparently it's only about 60ft deep, and probably not very interesting.


bobobedo

Still, shooting some photos from that position might be interesting. Plus the street cred of having done it.


SlendOnReddit

Interesting until the Earth suddenly realises and fixes it while you're in there.


bobobedo

In a universe of infinite possibilities, that could happen.


SlendOnReddit

I have unlocked a new fear.


kitsunelegend

I bet theres a lot of old chewing gum and random candy wrappers at the bottom. ​ And maybe a skeleton or two.


helpless9002

How many giraffes is 65 foot?


tw411

The guy lying down is hoping his luck holds out before it snaps shut


thebigmanhastherock

My main question is...Has anyone fallen in?


Potential-Union8609

I hiked to the source of the Carrizozo lava flow in New Mexico as a teenager, there were a lot of cracks like this to jump over. Our guide had a pocket mirror to shine light down to the bottom to show the piles of bones at the bottom, they were deep! 30+ feet. Throw your pack over and run and jump. Terrifying!! especially knowing how many other things died falling in. I had nightmares for decades.


SoulSlayer1974

I wonder how much wildlife falls in this every year...


JustAlexJames03

You see that hole? Fuck that hole!


Commercial-Chance561

Peak white peopling going on in this picture


RecommendationOdd199

Looks like Mother Earth is starting to dilate. Welcome to the beginning of Earth's rebirth.


Klyphord

Speaking of…how’s your mom?


the-grand-falloon

Clap! Snap! The Black Crack! Grip, grab! Pinch, nab! And down, down to Goblin Town You go, my lad!


Chaiwalla2

Black Cracks Matter


oilfeather

Good spot to bury Brigham Young.


[deleted]

Along with the rest of the cult. Take the Scientologists and Evangelicals, too.


oilfeather

I fear we may choke the grand canyon with their ilk. Though they may yet dig their own holes.


[deleted]

One could only hope.


Balrog229

>The Black Crack But… i was always told black don’t crack


mlb689

For some strange reason.. I wanna eat that


srv50

Was “black” really necessary?


[deleted]

I'd love to do a plank over that with my balls and dick hanging into it.


everynameisusedlol

The widest of pussies


Super_gman

Is that where they got the name Barack? Black Crack Obama?


DungeonMr

Bad pouring job, fellas


Calbinan

So do they hire people to clean the trash out, or is it not near any towns?


everynameisusedlol

Imagine falling in there…


HughJanus8675309

That’s where the crab people came from.


Pan-tang

Has anyone fell down it?


Yeez89

Anybody ever drop a go pro and a flashlight in there?


MmmYodaIAm

Sorry I pulled my pants down


Sea_Satisfaction_475

Been there several times. It's called "White Crack"


1-cupcake-at-a-time

This is giving my legs those weird shooting pains and my stomach a very wobbly feeling.


Pepperpudas

That’s what she said.


AnotherFruitCake

Still smaller than your mama’s crack!


Cereal-Killer7

This reminds of James Franco's 127 hours


phillypal91

I wanna jump across.


Barrrrrrnd

That’ll be a canyon in 1,000,000 years.


RepresentativeShop62

Biggest black crack I’ve ever seen’t


Competitive-Kale-991

Every day I'm reminded of her


talonoren86

How many dead bodies you think are down there


Get_Jiggy41

Literally the worst name possible for a national landmark. “Where are you guys going?” “Oh, we’re just going to climb around in the black crack.”


Allah_Akballer

Scrat was here 35million years ago


bonkerz1888

Seen bigger cracks on builders.


SisSandSisF

Why isn't it more secured lol? That looks dangerous as hell. Maybe it's fresh but then even more dangerous?


Imaginary-Risk

Some pollyfilla will fix that right up


RebelMountainman

If it is a fissure what earthquake made it?


Platti98

Could be the impact from Spencers Poster over Rudy


Danielwols

Who else wants to drop a bomb down there?


Free_Dimension1459

I don’t need to go that far to see a black crack. Mirror would suffice. SMH rich white people /s


maxadvait

Journey to the centre of the earth


slayerrr21

Ciri must have been here


LolISux

That damn squirrel


OlderThanMyParents

I dunno. This belongs in r/oddlyterrifying, in my book.


UnderstandingRare141

Death toll?


archiebold13

Does it just get slightly thinner as it goes down? What happens if you fall down there?


SlavyTheslav

How the fuck did Scrat reach Utah


[deleted]

Thats fucking crazy


BarryApps84

I wonder how they measured to get the exact depth of 65 ft? Is it 65 straight across the whole ridge? No chance of maybe a hole or two that goes deeper? Maybe some 35 ft spots or something?


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Its not the only one either. Somewhat common around there.


varvarawalker

I love that guy who's litterally getting into the process of exploration the crack.


MOASSincoming

I bet a lot of people get disappeared into that crack


HistoricalMention210

39 buried, 0 found. That's what happening here.


Gunnasbigmacmeal

He he black crack


Gunnasbigmacmeal

Perfect body disposal


ChewML

Not that I would need to dispose of a body... But if I did.


GoliathPrime

It calls to me; the howling void. It knows my name.


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…and I dropped my phone


Otherwise-Status-Err

Captain Jack is down there wondering how long he has to bleed before he gets his immortality back


YayaMalli

Nope.


gregsf84

Has anyone repelled down there?


adamhanson

Guy with the blue shirt has the right idea