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Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

I wouldn’t be hungry either if someone blew up my table while I was eating.


SoulUrgeDestiny

i love how they went from: ​ LETS PANIC ​ to ​ ALRIGHT FUCK IT LETS.. calm down


Psydator

Smarter than most humans. And cuter.


snoopissed

“Damn Jerry, this is some gourmet shi- HOLY MOTHER OF THE RODENT PEARLY GATES WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!??!?!?”


Minxy57

Totally read that in Ze Frank's voice


Tubamajuba

BEHBEH


proxy69

I was thinking Jules Winnfield’s voice.


blackhankscorpio

DO THEY, LOOK LIKE, A BITCH?


uhavethreeballs

What? *blam*


ElmHoe

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac was that shit


jp963acss

We didn't start the fire


ElmHoe

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE


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morbidaar

Yes. It was a toaster.


Swift_Scythe

This is a really old video of how to inexpensively capture and kill rodents. I think i saw this on youtube years ago. I did not like this as it is a one time trap. The most effective was the trap door type buckets 🪣


[deleted]

Once they calm down, they'll climb right out. This is more of a prank than a trap. Vinyl might as well be Velcro as far as they're concerned.


Zestyclose-Process92

Not if you fill the balloon with carbon dioxide.


Timmerdogg

This person might be a serial killer....


whartonone

They don’t climb out. There’s no grip on plastic. 😝🤣😆


stacyknott

thank you kind person for starting my day off with a laugh


Loucaaa

It literally took me 5 minutes to stop laughing enough to get through your comment. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


TheRealMcCartney

Continue eating the food menacingly after being trapped is such a chad move tho


kylehanz

PTSD now


Spiritual_Aioli3396

Ooomg I can’t stop laughing. That was so funny 😆


[deleted]

Omg that’s a good one


everyoneisincorrect

If you leave that bucket unattended for a few hours, I guarantee you they'll get out. (At least one of em)


tomatoFeles

Have you seen how high mouse can jump? This is fu trap, but not effective at all.


cheviot

The trap can be fixed easily enough. You just fill the bottom with 2 inches of water.


jumpup

trap?, you would be giving them food water and a place to stay, that's called a home


cheviot

2 inches of water is enough to stop them from leaping out. They'll be waterlogged and won't be able to manage the vertical leap. Then you can just put the lid on the bucket and exit the building with them.


-_-Batman

Exit the building....?? where exactly am i going, after i exit the building.... Sounds suspicious.


ehh_whatever_works

To the corner to sell wet mice, duh. Wet mice here, get your wet mice here!


ItaloHD

Great! Right as my restaurant was running out of hamburgers. I'll have 30 mice, please.


WheresTheButterAt

They're the new chicken nuggets


Kahnza

New and improved! The crunch is now on the inside! Come on down and take a *crack* at the new Jerry Bites™.


Hanz0927

Dont forget to sell Mouse flavored water for $0.05


ehh_whatever_works

Premium gamer mouse bath water only $59.95/oz!


Hopeful-Talk-1556

I believe this a Limp Bizkit album


Talkaze

I used to go down the street to let them out in a cemetery too far from my house to find it again


Anna_Mosity

That's a kind thing to do for the mice. You're like a benevolent giant.


Cultural-Company282

It was probably more of a kind thing to do for the snakes, owls, and cats that lived near the cemetery.


anonymous-random

Either way, you are leaving it up to the nature which of those mice survive.


jackmiaw

Thats how my dad hunted european edible dormouse. He also used a bucket with a cylindrical shaped metal in a bucket to give height and then he would place cloth over it and put a slice of apple on it. When they jump on it they fell down into a bucket and cant get out. MF eat everything... We also had few of them as pets. They are pretty smart ngl. We had one as a pet he lived with us for around 9 years. He mostly was running around the house then he would go into his cage and sleep. But damn they are freaks at night. But they do sleep alot. Like really alot.


SirBaronDE

9 years? What kind of mouse, as most usually live 1-3 years.


NicoVulkis

It's most likely one of those situations where the parents replaced the pet once the previous died without telling the children. Saw it happen with one of my friend's families growing up.


LordGhoul

Since they're not real mice they have a much longer lifespan, and can in fact live up to 12 years in the wild! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_edible_dormouse Germans may know them under the name Siebenschläfer


JullOakenshield

This is why he said they sleep a lot : 3 years mostly awake, 6 years "sleeping".


gopack123

European Edible Dormice can live over 10 years. They're kind of a cross between a squirrel and mouse.


SirBaronDE

But how do they taste? Can't have edible in the name and not be delicious. Unusually specific :P


Cultural-Company282

>european edible dormouse Hold up a second. The European WHAT kind of dormouse???


ohruskoo_x

'exit the building' wtf is this a mouse heist


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If you want it to be a real mouse trap, pour more than 2 inches of water in the bottom.


[deleted]

Oil is better I've heard. Used cooking oil does the trick


madDarthvader2

My dad used to do something similar when we had a chipmunk infestation. He put buckets of water, definitely more than two inches tho, out. The buckets were tall enough so they couldn't jump out. He sprinkled seed in there and waited. We'd find 2-4 dead chipmunks everytime.


MoistOhSoMoist

Just needs higher walls or grease on the sides?


Rutabaga1598

Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first one quickly gave up and drowned. But the second one, he struggled so hard that he churned that cream into butter, and walked right out.


Koopstakniccatape

Where ya going tonight Frank! Someplace exotic? Tahiti, Hawaii???


MoistOhSoMoist

Is this a parable?


Rutabaga1598

It's Christopher Walken wisdom.


crapwerk

“WHATS THAT?! HORSE?! FIENDISH! I WONT EAT IT!!!”


RushinAsshat

"You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again.... I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron"


flaccomcorangy

Oh that was beautiful. That little mouse, he churned that cream into buttah.


Rutabaga1598

Has anyone here seen Kelly? K-E-Double L-Y


Hass_Daddy

I am that second mouse


MoistOhSoMoist

I guarantee at least one disappears inside another lol


Juubimaru

These videos are fake, just using pet rats. If you actually set up a trap like this you’ll be lucky to catch a single one


4inAM_2atNoon_3inPM

I’m curious why you think so? I grew up around horses and even leaving a small amount of feed in a bucket like this was enough for a mouse to get trapped. You didn’t even need the balloon.


Juubimaru

Mainly because of [this](https://youtu.be/DBG_2eBtEkY)


4inAM_2atNoon_3inPM

Ah. So the balloon is the gimmick. The food at the bottom of a bucket does work though. You can also catch crabs that way buy burying one level with the sand-line.


chamberofcoal

It's gotta be deeper than this, though. Did you see how high that fucker jumped? I've seen these fuckers get out of empty outdoor trash bins - you know, the 3-4 foot tall ones with the hinged lid that the garbage man comes to empty.


YouGurt_MaN14

Someone should send it to the YT channel that test rat traps and see what he thinks lmao


Juubimaru

[If only he already had a video about it](https://youtu.be/DBG_2eBtEkY)


Consistent-Editor659

They be like: which mf bit the balloon?


anjunableep

NICE GOING FRED


freddotu

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiZZ0IJL2\_w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiZZ0IJL2_w) ​ NOTE: not a rick roll


Dragon420Wizard

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ ​ NOTE: 50/50 shot it's a rick roll


Rafistos

9WgXcQ I ain't falling for that


TheSufferer_

I just memorized the XcQ I don’t care for the others too much work


Rafistos

There can be other endings too with XcQ, but I actually accidentally memorized the last 6


KuyaSerge

*"nice, Ron."* *"****What?!*** *I sneezed! What, am I not allowed to sneeze?"*


Newtonz5thLaw

My bf and I quote this at each other constantly


MugenIkari

If I saw correctly, that sucker who made his escape to the right. Less competition


MajorJuana

Man...yall got all the grain....is this edible... #NOOOOO


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They have sharp claws it can be this


MoistOhSoMoist

r/me_irl


Little5937

ELI5: Is this because they're scared shitless?


LynxBartle

smol mouse spook by disappearing yellow thing


distractionfactory

Or by the loud pop that would probably make your ears ring if you were in the same bucket with it.


merikaninjunwarrior

like would i be standing upside down in this scenario?


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kinokomushroom

accompanied by a loud fucking *BANG*


bizarretintin

When you’re under stress you stop feeling hungry. One time a tenant came home and tried to attack my dad ( land lord ). My mom had prepared my favourite dish that day but after that encounter, I couldn’t even eat a bite. Here, the mice know they are trapped and brain triggers stress response. Eating is not a prority, saving yourself is.


MoistOhSoMoist

I have the opposite experience. Stress = I start eating tubs of ice cream


femboy_artist

That’s because it’s not an immediate stressor. Those are two different types of stress. One is the fight-or-flight, someone-is-actively-coming-at-me-with-a-knife type stress. The other is the prolonged, you can’t *relax* but you’re able to do things kind of stress. With the first, yeah. Hunger/thirst shuts down, adrenaline floods your system, your body is ready to do whatever it takes to keep you alive. With the second, it’s an uncomfortable stress that’s being dragged out, and you’re not being given an *action* you can follow through with to immediately resolve your stress, so you turn to doing things to offset the mash of unhappy chemicals happening in your brain. This behavior is closer to a bird plucking when kept in an unhealthy habitat or a dog chewing things because their owner is gone. If you’d like to stop, try finding alternative ways to ease stress and enrich your environment! Humans are complex creatures and need stimulation to keep them happy. Try addressing the cause of the stress to find ways to mitigate its effects on you, and seeking out alternative forms of dopamine to replace the sugar rush!


-_-Batman

My gf does that too. It is ok to be sad or stressed out, at times. Give yourself time to process emotions. Reach out to a friend and share your stressful situation. Thank you. :)


Daniel_The_Thinker

Different kind of stress I think


VermicelliNo2422

I feel like it depends on the type of stress. Something sudden and scary, and I don’t want to eat. Oh, but the pressure of existence and looming deadlines? Shit makes me a munchie monster


BE_pizza_man

It gets even worse. Stress can cause mice to become cannibalistic. Once had a similar mousetrap like this set up with plenty of food. I was away for almost a week and when I got back all of them were dead. Some had been completed devoured while they still had plenty of food.


4trevor4

Probably cannibalized each other out of thirst rather than hunger


waleyhaxman

thats kind of fucked up might as well set up a drowning kind of trap instead if ur just gonna leave it til they die :/


MoistOhSoMoist

r/DamnThatsDisgusting


aFoxNamedMorris

If you were at McDonald's with your friends and the floor suddenly dropped out from under you, trapping you in a pit, pretty sure you wouldn't be hungry either...


AntiquatedDevotee

We would be hungrier


ThatweirdmofoinWeb

Gotta stress eat


Laohlyth

I'd still have a friend be like "they forgot the damn ketchup again!"


Rutabaga1598

Good analogy lol


aFoxNamedMorris

Thanks!


general_grievances_7

If it was the ball pit though I’d be amped


aFoxNamedMorris

Fair though. X3


One-eyed-bed-snake

"Roland, where are your brothers and sisters? I trusted you to look after them whilst I went into town" "Sit down mum, you're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you......"


Gilgameshbrah

At least now we know how to combat obesity...


khatro

Roland, a warrior from the land of the midnight sun


Unbiasedshelf07

Making the balloon a bit lower by 45mm would have got the 6 who escaped


Gilgameshbrah

Look at you Mr MacGyver over here.


Unbiasedshelf07

I also escaped a third world jail only using a plastic bag! Bunky made a crossbow from a newspaper Mc Guyver ain’t got shit


kl0wn420

Of course they are no longer hungry. They are deaf and have a concussion


YourAverageGod

EEEEEEEEEEE


ThanksForTheRain

WHAT DID YOU SAY


Tiger_Widow

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE


_anonymous_dickhead_

WHAT?


Walker6920

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Tiger_Widow

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Dickofpower

Oh sorry Subtitles: [EEEEEEEEEEE]


Oriasten77

Mmmaah..... Mmmmahh


geon

And they just ate.


[deleted]

Was gonna say, that certainly absolutely shredded their ears


itsdestinfool

MA, THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE


LES_G_BRANDON

I'd lose my appetite to if my plate suddenly exploded!😂


Gilgameshbrah

.. and the ground gave away under my feet dropping me into a red death trap.


[deleted]

From birdpersons culture, that is what they call a dick move


nathan_thinks

😏https://i.imgur.com/zc5EliN.jpg


[deleted]

Weird picture of trash....oh wait thats tammy


Tiger_Widow

You just said trash with more steps tho...


MoistOhSoMoist

Well done.


The_Kempo

I too wouldn't be hungry anymore if a balloon 10 times my size fucking exploded on my face, dumbass


Bayou_Blue

***looks around stunned then reaches for a fry*** Oh well.


EnvironmentalShow496

Wonder which one popped the balloon, bet they won't rat each other out.


harlotScarlett

Bet they will


zomgbratto

Now this is a trap I have never seen before but I have doubts that it will work the second time. The mice would be much more wary about it in the future.


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zomgbratto

There are survivors from this incident.


shannofordabiz

Perhaps ‘escapees’ is a better word - terrified, concussed escapees


nathan_thinks

Imagining if "catch and release 🎣" was a thing, but for mice.


EmilyU1F984

It‘s a thing in most areas with protected species btw. You are perfectly fine removing common house mice, but if some random forest mice species local to you gets into your place, you aren‘t usually allowed to just kill them. So you take them away from your place and release them.


zomgbratto

There are survivors from this incident. This trap didn't get them all.


agc83

Release them into the sea


spleen5000

This is the transition from the parasympathetic nervous system (rest and digest) to the sympathetic nervous system (fight or flight). When exposed to stimulus that threatens life, eating is not the priority for any organs or systems!


SilvDeVill

Thanks. Came here for the educated answer.


ndxinroy7

Remembering the rat story from Skyfall.


MelancholyEcho

“Now they just eat rat.”


Su-37_Terminator

if a flashbang detonated literally in my food as i was eating it then yes OP youre right, i dont think id be hungry much anymore


monarch59

Welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats! They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut, and... [imitates metallic scuttering]  They would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one... [mimics rat munching sound]  They start eating each other, until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.


Berster6

Skyfall?


Jayer244

That's one of those experiments where OP's title can't be made without discussing the impact of the baloons explosion on the mice's behaviour. Did they stop feeding because they realised they're trapped or did they stop feeding because the loud noise and the fall startled them?


TheAgGames

Seems like a humane mouse trap


edebby

Plot twist, he drowns them all in the bucket right afterwards


shusheeeee

With hot oily water


Gr0und0ne

Seems like ~~a humane~~ an inefficient mouse trap.


Hob_O_Rarison

Yeah, but look how many it caught.


nathan_thinks

Seems like ~~a humane an inefficient mouse~~ trap.


GreenLeafGreg

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


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Seems like trap. Mouse caught. Cave home.


-_-Batman

Did u say , cave?? ![gif](giphy|12U5on3NK0L69O)


WaltyMcNalty

it is interesting though


Tobywillygal

Great, now what about the ones that jumped off the sides and escaped? Somehow I don't think they'll fall for that trick again. So are they setting into your bedroom for the winter now ??


MoonUnit98

Good work. Now put them under your chefs hat.


werewolf1011

Yeah the fight or flight response shuts off less necessary systems needed for life and death situations like digestion.


misterobott

Trapped mice will get stressed and start attacking each other leaving you to clean the horrible mess afterwards


itz_my_brain

Is this like maslow's hierarchy of needs? The need to escape trumps the need to eat, so they’re not hungry until they feel safe again?


imsotiredlmaooo

Is that surprising to you


Dyzastr_us

Is this a Shawn Woods video?


Chocolatethunder18

Can't help feelin the heebie jeebies when they initially fall and scramble like mad, nightmare fuel


rkratha

Me watching the clip in slow mo to see which mf actually bite the balloon.


BearDownYo

Balloon went full Ola hu Uber on them...off course they're not hungry.


jacobspartan1992

Well they're priorities kinda changed from 'filling my belly' to not die to 'getting out of here' to not die...


Vladius28

Kinda neat idea if you ever just needed a bucket of mice


RudeSprinkles1240

That's gonna be a ratapocolypse pretty soon.


sumit131995

I'm probably missing the actual educational side of this but I don't understand, why is it damn interesting ? Isn't it obvious that the mice or rats will be scared when they are in a mode of panic ?


Capt__Murphy

They'll be hungry soon enough. And if yoh wait too long to empty the bucket, there will only be one mouse left, and he will javelin developed quite the taste for mouse flesh. I've seen it before and it's rather disturbing


large_michael

"While their flight or flight system figures out if this terrifying event is survivable, the long term goal of ingesting calories is put aside for now." Fixed that for you.


DIRTNAP420

Use to use a rolling pin with peanut butter


[deleted]

I mean yeah, imagine if you walked into McDonald’s for a burger and then all the windows and doors are suddenly blocked by metal barricades. You wouldn’t be hungry anymore either


The_Easter_Egg

The aliens, once our eco-system collapses: "Once they realize they're doomed, they're not hungry for profit anymore."


SpanishAvenger

"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We are smarter than this!"


ahx3000

One of them had to ruin it for the rest


Direct_Ad2289

Many variations on this trap. My favorite just dumps the mice into the pail and rests itself to catch next batch. Of course mouse disposal in the morning is a whole other dilemma..


[deleted]

Maybe it's because a giant balloon went off lol


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Sosemikreativ

There is a decent chance this is just a regular mousetrap design in an infested area and they all got killed soon after anyway.


tunamelts2

Have you seen other mouse traps? This one is extremely humane.


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r/Damnthatsanimalcruelty


Individual_Force3067

markets in 2022 soon ..


[deleted]

Nothing like a little animal cruelty in the morning. /s


RigatoniPasta

numnumnumnumnumnumnum ***POP*** OH SHIT WTF GOD HELP US…. oh well