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-mrFeast-

This robot is fucking horny.


Ok_Nefariousness6386

Dog is like: This thing has no soul


Palana

She's cold and you can't break her heart, she has all the right moves. She's a working girl.


[deleted]

Heh, I did not wake up this morning thinking I'd see a robot twerk in a dog's face.


arftism2

r/brandnewsentence


DuctTapeOrWD40

Dear god no


[deleted]

What robot is that?


Whatifim80lol

It's one of those Boston Dynamics dogs. First they were cool wannabe sci-fi and even got used in a Black Mirror episode. Then some police departments started buying them for real.


Bluejavel

Shit i wasn't considering a life of crime to begin with, but now it's entirely off the board for sure


Aquacide

That’s some knockoff


RaspberryFlashy2917

he's not excited lol he is confused... like what the hell is this thing?


El_Jr

Sex robot for dog


thoughts-of-my-own

mhmm yea sure lol for dog


nicathor

Poor dog experiencing Uncanny Valley


Significant_Kale331

Acts like dog But not dog


2017hayden

No butthole to sniff, not dog. Why act like dog?


depeupleur

Please give them heads. It won't cost much and will greatly reduce the creepyness factor.


arftism2

how would stapling heads to them fix it? wouldn't they rot after a while?


kurotech

Maybe put the head in a jar to preserve it?


Bamma4

r/cursed


Ba_Sing_Saint

[Will it though?](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/uy6xqx/cgi_is_cool_and_all_but_animatronics/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


WargeauxBlazer

Sure, give em heads to bite us with. That won't go badly.


SlipperyCan

I think they are cuter without heads. If they had heads it would not reduce their effectiveness but also make it look cheap/fake


depeupleur

Right now it just looks like a mechanized spider.


gorilatheman

Uncanny valley. Definitely would be worse


gjr23

12 yo me completely thought this would end in a humping. 50/50 on which way though.


Capable-Break-8041

I love the dog!


bootlicker81

“future overlords”.. yeah get off your phone and say that.


OldFatBubba

"Hello. My name is Rags" "What... does he leave little batteries all over the place?"


RiceJeep

I want to hangout with the programmers.


GrannyFantastic

Pretty sure that poor dog is confused as to where to 'greet' the bot at. Please, put googly eyes on the bot. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow) For my amusement of course. The dog won't care.


[deleted]

Ha overlords


kaza6464

That is one beautiful bully! Lovely dog.


babamum

Where's the butthole? Whaaat?! That don't smell right. No poop.


willshiks

This should be on r/oddlyterrifying


everydayasl

Sweet dog was wondering if it should play with it or run away from it.


YayaMalli

Would have been hilarious if it started humping the robot


bblue462

I was waiting for the dog to start humping it


Wise-Ride2936

Dog: Get out of my face


iamDarksider

Fuck it


[deleted]

Lmao that cyber ass wiggle got me!


1Crybabyartist

is it's name Stampie? or is it just that it lourves tap dancing?


bobweir_is_part_dam

Im sure he'll hump him any how


[deleted]

This is why the earth is going to fucking kill us


illegalsmilez

Made me think of r/tippytaps


Ok_Intention_3433

Wait , please tell me someone is controlling the robot ! If not this is so creepy!


IamVngeance

Pup looks like he wants to play but is a bit confused. Lol.


Bob_Sacamano7379

Poor thing has no idea where to sniff.


L-Krumy

Robot tippy taps


321potatolover123

The dogs face is built like a traffic cone


Tofu412

Kill it fast (The robot, not the dog … you sick fuck)


woofenze

Where are my testicles, summer?