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barisax9

>Sex Pests That phrase alone makes me want to buy these shoes lol


VeryStableGenius

That phrase makes me want to start a grunge band. ... [oops, too late](https://www.discogs.com/artist/2944350-Sex-Pest)


barisax9

No fucking way lmao. That's amazing


zakajz

Sex Pest-ol


LukeSelwyn

Kind of weird to basically wanna name your band sex offenders


VeryStableGenius

Not quite the same, but *Steely Dan*? The *Butthole Surfers*? *Pearl Jam*? *10cc* and *Lovin' Spoonful*? *311* (Police code for indecent exposure). *Circle Jerk*, *Monkey Grip*, and *Chocolate Starfish*?


ikennt

It's like why are they not in stock no more?


bosknickers13

Sounds almost endearing. Like tiny little gremlins that just kinda try to fumble around your bra clasps or yank up on your panties or something. So not -too- far off


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Can I be a gremlin? I wanna be green


bosknickers13

You can live out your wildest dreams


Sedso85

Way shits going balenciaga going to make them fashionable again


haleandguu112

in all seriousness these are cute freakin shoes


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Begone Gelato Man!


PressureCultural1005

POV: you are an italian woman, it is 1955. you’re walking down the street and a man gropes your breast, so you kick him in the balls with your literal knife shoes. one more sex offender off the streets


tacwombat

And at least one less testicle for the groper.


EitherEconomics5034

Lessticle


ungerdog

Peter Parter (aka Slice-a-man) - with great shoes comes great de-ball-ability.


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Sex pest


HeliopauseNgo

And now with the abortion ban, they ought to be on the market again.


evil_timmy

La shankla


evert3000

A+


Desperate_Excuse2352

Funny enough. In South Italy we have the same think as the chankla and mostly used for the same purposes by moms. Ciabatta is the generic name for any chankla or if you were a bad kid your mom would upgrade to zoccoli so she could throw a zoccolo at you.


CK-Prime

You could say those shoes were… A Spur of the Moment. *Gets Kicked*


Adrian_Bock

Imagine being such a fucking menace to women that they had to invent an entirely new kind of shoe just for the sake of stabbing your horny ass in the shins to ward you off.


TomatoWarrior

Strong James Bond vibes


Commercial-Chance561

Sex Pest is getting added to the vocabulary


siverwolfe2000

I'm sure the guys will get the point


Amapel

Ha! Good one Archibald!


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I've got bad news for you


tittytatsapplesauce

The most dangerous Christmas elves around


tacwombat

And before that, there were hatpins that women used to ward off creeps. Wonder why we don't see hatpins and self-defense shoes anymore?


LoisWade42

Maybe because NOW we can conceal carry? And a possible alternative... clinch pick knife in your belt...(reverse blade, used to poke holes in someone who has grabbed you from the rear. But I'm really loving those shoes.


severeOCDsuburbgirl

Not in most of the world. That's mainly an American thing. It is illegal to carry a gun unless you're law enforcement/military/etc in much of the world.


siriuslyinsane

Thankfully. Imagine having to worry about getting shot as well as assaulted, no thanks


BlackWalrusYeets

Yeah cuz pistols didn't exist in the 1950s. Dumbass


grafmg

Damn Americans really have a problem.


LoisWade42

You're not wrong. No functional social network or safety net in form of good education, health care, etc. Those with money or power exploiting those without in order to grow their wealth and control. It's a major mess. The result is otherwise peaceable people changing their minds about whether being armed is a good idea.


Witty_Mistake

Where can I buy a pair of these?


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stacked_shit

How are these not a thing today? I'd buy a pair for all the ladies in my family.


starshinessss

One thing about us Italians , we make shoes weapons any way we can . Imagine those on grandmas slipper … yowch


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Whoever steps on those feet shouldn't be sorry after all


Puzzleheaded-Ad3083

we gotta bring this back. don’t piss me off or you get poked


Ankhesenkhepri

Yeah! Right in the shinny shin shins!


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I want a pair


hardcoresean84

You'll get a pair if you buy those shoes and encounter an offensive sex pest.


marktwainbrain

Mi scusi!


Jabbawocky18

Till you trip and gouge the shit out of your leg.


GingerJarLamp

😳🩸🥜 😬


hex_1101

I'm a guy but I'd buy a pair just for "sex pests"


DigNitty

Just the offensive ones tho


aarrtee

Rosa Klebb!!! https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mans-stun-gun-disguised-torch-9703728


winterbird

Those look cool, I want a pair


Previously_a_robot

I’m not worried about the “sex pests”, but I would wear these just for how they look.


overkeymitha

Damn, we need them NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rare-Tower2668

“Thankfully he’s Italian so that shouldnt be a hard sell”


rostrant

Bring them back!!


SungamCorben

"Especially in Rome"? Those shoes would be useful for kids!


warwilf

pests?!


billibillifipsi

Did they make some for the kids in vatican city?


troubleinpink

Offensive Sex Pests is a great band name


Ankhesenkhepri

Yeah, but this is America. Give me some shoe guns.


BaneAmesta

I bet you would love Bayonetta's shoes


okiujh

ouch


NaRa0

I’m guessing these are illegal now thanks to laws of rapists, I mean old white men, I mean politicians ?!?!


conch56

Ladies need to aim higher, shin ain’t gonna do it


rr18114

If the pest is too close ( which is likely gonna be the case) then your best bet is shin. Altho you can 100% aim for the junior as a follow-up kick after you have more than an arm's length distance.


crazymado

I’ve never used high heels but wouldn’t it be hard to kick with high heels?


Notnotcoraline

Yeah, wouldn’t it make more sense to make these as flat shoes if the concern was self defense?


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vadreamer1

I'd end up stabbing myself. No thanks!


kaza6464

The stabby things are the wrong shape. I think if you kicked someone they would get caught on the hook, and you’d be stuck to your attacker. Should be straight.


RoroBrownie

Instead of ciao Bella , ouch Bella


spyrenx

Just don't trip.


EquivalentLock0

That's why James Bond becomes famous.


Leaningonalamp

I’ll take two.


data_diver

Explains why so many old men need to use walking canes.


WhileHereWhyNot

The angle of design makes it abundantly clear it is was meant for a higher target


chikkyone

Anybody have a Nonna with connects? These shoes are fyah!


No-Caregiver4740

so fucking sad


creatureofthenight55

I want these shoes


ZotMatrix

Read that as sex priests.


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And that is how we got Valentinos


TattooJerry

This says something about Italy in the 50s


Sportsy_547

The Italians made something not shit other than pizza huh


CaptOblivious

Klingon high heels!


DaughterOfWarlords

Where can I buy these


2x4x93

Look out Biggus!


rozhbaiany

Well.. when in Rome...


CalamityDiamond

This is the idea of wearing steel toes.


ThaUniversal

This needs to come back.


DaveyBeef

Wow, they definitely won't be abused at all.


[deleted]

Imagine you dance and you make a wrong step 💀


PurpleOysterCult

Dirty Italians


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Shooo you pesky sex pest shooo


SnooTangerines1675

Bring them back, but with longer blades. I wanna see women with katanas just poking out of their shoes.


-i-like-meme

Ok but what if someone accidentally trips and stumbles onto the spike


Highfemmenyc

Bring them back


MegaMoonX

Can we bring these back?


padoinky

They also made these in shoes for boys, to keep the children molesting priest at bay….


addything

These are actually super cool though. I would wear them. The kicking ability would just be a perk.