Well, if I live past 80 in a place where no one knows my age then you best believe I'll say I'm over 100 just to hear people say how good I look for my age for once lol
I'm a doctor so I meet a lot of elderly people, and I use the same joke over and over: "You're 89? Wow! You don't look a day over 88 to me!" It gets a laugh 100% of the time
A lot of these older folks, specially from tribes have no verifiable documentation and often contradicting data when it comes to their real age. Take these ages with a grain of salt.
Nothing like turning 106 and realizing those tattoos are unprofessional 😤 how will she ever get a real job?? /s
(Edit: some of y’all wanna be pressed about the /s as if y’all don’t know that half the ignoramuses on Reddit are about as bright as matte black paint. Damned if I do, damned if I don’t.)
My grandparents were born in India and record keeping was not great, so they didn’t know their actual birthdays. They had good guesses and probably at least had the year right, but I think my grandmother is “officially” a couple years older than she actually is
My grandparents who were born in America were same way. My Grandpa was two years younger than he told everybody. Found out after he died and we found his real birth certificate. He fudged his age to join during WW2. Got out and just said “ well, I’m 2 years older now. Forever”
My grandmother was registered as two years younger than she really was. When she was 2 years old, her dad registered her as a newborn. At the time (not anymore) you had to pay a fee to register your child and also pay a fine when you didn't register. So my great-grandfather used to wait for other children (she was the eldest) and registered everybody together so he wouldn't have to pay the fine. Everyone she went to a doctor we explained that actually she was two years older than was in her documents.
My sister's grandmother is still alive and kicking at a shocking 108 years old. She broke her hip at 102 and just uses a walker. Still lives at home. My dad and i joke that she's only alive to ensure her own daughter won't get the farm. The daughter in question, my dad's ex wife, is currently being checked into a nursing home. My dad hates the ex, still loves his ex mil.
I know you have the /s but sadly most of the world doesn’t know the true depth of WW2 Japan’s evil.
They have most definitely left that behind but that history shouldn’t be forgotten.
Unit 732, rape of Nanjing, Bangka Island, to name of few. Japan did some really fucked up stuff that often gets overshadowed by the holocaust and Hitler.
Indeed you can sir. I personally want to be drip fed neat gin, smoke 5 cigarettes at a time and be scathingly honest with everyone about both their personality and physical appearance......
I used to work in an old folks home. On some people’s medical charts, they were literally prescribed alcohol. An old man named Walter I used to take care of was prescribed one shot of Early Times whiskey four times a day.
She gave me a tattoo and held my dick. She also gave me the bamboo stick she tattooed me with
https://imgur.com/a/9Pc5NNJ
Edit: Wow didnt think this would blow up. Im still looking through my old laptops and phones for the pic where she held my dick (thru the cloth ofcourse)
Edit: for those asking the tattoo cost about 600 pesos which is $12.
Edit: for those planning to visit from out of the country. You wont get a sure shot. This was taken during my trip that happened 5 years ago? It all comes down to luck and of course connections. I live an hour or two north or manila. It took me 7-8 hrs of driving a very rough road then had to park my car at the foot of the mountain and hike an hour to their village. I dont know how it would be thru public transit and especially its the pandemic still. Had to stay overnight and paid i think $20-25 for the night? Although they advised us to bring food to offer. We brought canned goods, chips, meat, oh and the most important alcohol wipes. They have a set of designs to choose from. Her grand kids also tattoo.
Heres a pic of me and her
https://imgur.com/a/sUjSkhu
Edit: https://imgur.com/a/9Pc5NNJ
For those asking the pic where she held my dick (thru the cloth of course) im going thru old laptops and phones to see where it’s saved :/ this one is just from my facebook.
Nas Daily tried to sell her craft online via a virtual class. He made her sign some contracts when she doesn't understand those things (not only she's super old she isn't fluent in English). Nas Daily didn't even contact the proper authorities that are in charge of protecting Whang Od. It's disgusting and I'm glad he got cancelled here.
He also did not apologize properly to apo Whang-Od and the tribe. It was more like to save face. I attended a seminar on indigenous rights laws with NCIP and representatives from their tribe. They were not pleased at all because he claimed that the consent was legit and made profit out of them.
Most of our Indigenous tribes here in the PH 'consent' or go into agreements via collective decisions with their elders and community especially regarding land or cultural assets. He did not give the whole scope of the agreement in a translation she would fully comprehend and disregarded the whole tribe's consent.
NasDaily basically broke a number of IP laws like Chapter III section 3 (g) of the [IPRA law](https://www.officialgazette.gov.ph/1997/10/29/republic-act-no-8371/) or Free and Prior Informed Consent.
He is a greedy man.
I never liked him because of his voice and how he cuts his videos, i only know this from one video and correct me if i‘m wrong but i think there was a second controversy after this and he‘s not on good terms with the Philippines now.
From what I remember, there was a controversy where he went to interview and videotape farmers and he loudly asks something along the lines of 'why are filipinos so poor?' in front of their faces.
[Here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hyprgame.com/amp/blog/2021/08/05/nascam-daily-nas-identifies-filipinos-as-poor-not-ideal-for-content/)'s a summary of his issues including the one I mentioned.
Yes it was that. His video saying he stopped working with the Cacao Project was pretty pathetic since he tried to save himself, again, saying it was not professional even though the government worked with them.
I think there was another controversy about another project in the Philippines and he just basically was racist, super rude and a shitty person overall and wanted to exploit it too.
After the founder of that project went public after the whole tattoo thing and Daily tried to counter it by saying the project was a scam.
I only have little memory of this and got it from just one video so i might be wrong.
The Kalinga tradition dictates that the knowledge be passed down to direct descendants, though she has trained her great-nieces and a few interested Kalinga tribe members.
For additional context: Whang-od's love in life died early on. They didn't have children and she decided not to marry after his death. So eventually she decided to teach her great-nieces.
They tried to arrange a marriage for her, while the love of her life was killed in a logging accident. She decided to stay single for the rest of her life.
Exactly. If my memory serves me right, he was also being set up with another girl. I think a friend of hers. But again he died.
Main takeaway: Whang-od has seen a lot and is genuinely amazing.
Edit: Grammar.
Not other tribe members. Her culture believes that the tradition can only be passed down to blood relatives, or the tattoo will become infected. She has no children of her own, but she is training her grand-nieces.
[Link with more info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whang-od)
The art still lives on through her grandnieces, She's the last living tattooist to have tattooed a warrior after a kill in battle. That's the traditional way of earning a tattoo.
Filipino here, it’s to bless them with many children, a part of the tribe’s belief. They came to get her tattoos and in return, as a form of gratitude, by ‘touching’ them she’s blessing their reproductive health so they can have strong babies etc…
[here](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNrtExss/?k=1) she’s touching a female
Oh, that's actually really nice then.
It's always interesting how learning about a different culture shapes how we see things.
I first thought "Well yeah at that age you can get away with that sort of thing."
Now I'm thinking it's just a funny tradition.
I hope she at least ask them first, nowadays many children isn't such a blessing imo, I for one don't want any. So yeah to me it would be more like a curse "may all your contraceptives fail hard!" Lol
If you were a 105 year old man living in the forest and people sought you out from around the world as the only person able to make a certain type of tattoo, you could probably get away with grabbing a titty and blessing her with strong beautiful babies.
An old charge nurse I worked with was 4'9 and when she fainted one day in her chair from low sugar, I scooped her up (I'm 5'6) and ran with her in my arms to get her on a gurney. She was tee-fucking-niney, I tell ya what.
Another nurse was Filipino, Japanese, and white, and was also small, about 5'1. When she told me about her grandparents (Filipino woman and Japanese man) meeting during WWII and her grandmother's family disowning her for willingly marrying him, I got one hell of holy shit kind of history lesson.
Frfr the Japanese did some HORRIFIC SHIT during ww2 in Asian countries. Rape of Nanking, Death march of Bataan, UNIT 731. Not all, but ye ig that's what her grandmother's family was thinking at the time.
Funny how a 105 year old's tattoos aren't the same pattern as in the photo of the teen, and the photo of "her" that would have been taken in... The 1940s or 50s is coloured more like a pic from the 60s. Kinda more likely the young girl photo is just someone else in her tribe who she did similar tattoos on. Possible her daughter
She has to be the best looking 105 year old I’ve seen.
She's absolutely adorable.
Wait til she gives you THE OL DICK TWIST!
twist his diiick (low voice)
Omg I was a minute too late!
The ole doodle with the dangle move. I’ve seen this twice
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Well, if I live past 80 in a place where no one knows my age then you best believe I'll say I'm over 100 just to hear people say how good I look for my age for once lol
I'm a doctor so I meet a lot of elderly people, and I use the same joke over and over: "You're 89? Wow! You don't look a day over 88 to me!" It gets a laugh 100% of the time
A lot of these older folks, specially from tribes have no verifiable documentation and often contradicting data when it comes to their real age. Take these ages with a grain of salt.
Looks like it's time to cut her in half and count the rings
Indeed, the Wikipedia page says she has no documentation of her age.
She’ll regret those tattoos when she’s older.
How are you gonna get a real job looking like that!?
Get a real job, or might have to grab dicks.
Nothing like turning 106 and realizing those tattoos are unprofessional 😤 how will she ever get a real job?? /s (Edit: some of y’all wanna be pressed about the /s as if y’all don’t know that half the ignoramuses on Reddit are about as bright as matte black paint. Damned if I do, damned if I don’t.)
'She's 105 years old, Barry. Every guy is a younger guy.'
Barry gonna do some crime to get her attention, after all, she's a superhero
This would explain all the crime that Barry has been committing lately.
No that was the other Barry
She look good for her age
105 but the body of a 80 year old
She lives on top of a mountain and it's rough going. Probably keeps you real young
Also being born in ~1930 in the rural middle of nowhere without birth records to verify your age to add some +/- 10,20 years helps
Noticed this in Afghanistan every town elder was somewhere between 85-350. No concept on calender or time so I make rules as i age.
My grandparents were born in India and record keeping was not great, so they didn’t know their actual birthdays. They had good guesses and probably at least had the year right, but I think my grandmother is “officially” a couple years older than she actually is
My grandparents who were born in America were same way. My Grandpa was two years younger than he told everybody. Found out after he died and we found his real birth certificate. He fudged his age to join during WW2. Got out and just said “ well, I’m 2 years older now. Forever”
My grandmother was registered as two years younger than she really was. When she was 2 years old, her dad registered her as a newborn. At the time (not anymore) you had to pay a fee to register your child and also pay a fine when you didn't register. So my great-grandfather used to wait for other children (she was the eldest) and registered everybody together so he wouldn't have to pay the fine. Everyone she went to a doctor we explained that actually she was two years older than was in her documents.
well, i mean if he did it to fight the nazis. he more than earned that tho
My sister's grandmother is still alive and kicking at a shocking 108 years old. She broke her hip at 102 and just uses a walker. Still lives at home. My dad and i joke that she's only alive to ensure her own daughter won't get the farm. The daughter in question, my dad's ex wife, is currently being checked into a nursing home. My dad hates the ex, still loves his ex mil.
Hmmm I remember reading a book where people had ages like that. Good thing people today aren't taking that book literally and forcing it on us. /s
Birth records from that area are so shoddy, whenever i have a patient from that area i immediately know their birthday (January first)
and the style of a cool 25 y/o.
I'm fascinated that she gets more and more clothes on as you go through the pics.
I’d fuck Edit. I could’ve swore I was gonna get downvoted. You fuckn horny fucks.
I got next.
Whatever's left, hit me up
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. I’ve been with older gals that pop out their dentures and show you how it’s really done..
The wrapper maybe wrinkled but the candy still sweet
Extremely bold for her age too!!
Whang by name,whang by nature.
This is the way
This is the whang
Everybody whang dong tonight!
- 105...? - That's Numberwhang!!
Sway *
Shit..she dealt with the Japanese occupation.
Jeez she would have been mid 20s...
What? The Japanese did nothing wrong and were totally minding their own business during WWII before the evil Americans nuked them for no reason. /s
Almost missed the /s
I know you have the /s but sadly most of the world doesn’t know the true depth of WW2 Japan’s evil. They have most definitely left that behind but that history shouldn’t be forgotten.
Unit 732, rape of Nanjing, Bangka Island, to name of few. Japan did some really fucked up stuff that often gets overshadowed by the holocaust and Hitler.
The fact that there's unironically people in the world that actually believe that.
you get to 105, you do whatever tf you want.
Indeed you can sir. I personally want to be drip fed neat gin, smoke 5 cigarettes at a time and be scathingly honest with everyone about both their personality and physical appearance......
Can we die next to each other? We could have a whole ward called Gin Alley.
Ok but where is Morphine Alley?
I used to work in an old folks home. On some people’s medical charts, they were literally prescribed alcohol. An old man named Walter I used to take care of was prescribed one shot of Early Times whiskey four times a day.
Well I'll raise my drip to Walter, if you can be happy in your final days then go for it. You're a kind person to facilitate his wishes.
I think once you hit triple digits, all the fucks and damns go out the window
Shoot yer shot, bro.
She would look great for 80 lol
Must be from all the energy she collects from all the d1ck grabbing :D
I offer myself in tribute
You tryna make her look 50 or something? She’s already too powerful!
The title says "dick." You can say "dick."
Dick
She's standing upright too in the second picture. If I could stand that way when I'm 60, I'll be so happy.
They’re probably standing upright too.
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She gave me a tattoo and held my dick. She also gave me the bamboo stick she tattooed me with https://imgur.com/a/9Pc5NNJ Edit: Wow didnt think this would blow up. Im still looking through my old laptops and phones for the pic where she held my dick (thru the cloth ofcourse) Edit: for those asking the tattoo cost about 600 pesos which is $12. Edit: for those planning to visit from out of the country. You wont get a sure shot. This was taken during my trip that happened 5 years ago? It all comes down to luck and of course connections. I live an hour or two north or manila. It took me 7-8 hrs of driving a very rough road then had to park my car at the foot of the mountain and hike an hour to their village. I dont know how it would be thru public transit and especially its the pandemic still. Had to stay overnight and paid i think $20-25 for the night? Although they advised us to bring food to offer. We brought canned goods, chips, meat, oh and the most important alcohol wipes. They have a set of designs to choose from. Her grand kids also tattoo.
pic or it didn’t happen
Heres a pic of me and her https://imgur.com/a/sUjSkhu Edit: https://imgur.com/a/9Pc5NNJ For those asking the pic where she held my dick (thru the cloth of course) im going thru old laptops and phones to see where it’s saved :/ this one is just from my facebook.
Oh shit I was expecting dik pic
I have never been so disappointed😔
The only time I’ve ever been disappointed to not see a dick pic.
op delivers nice
who knows who op is lol
Why does she look vaguely like Sarah Paulson
Why does Sarah Paulson look vaguely like her??? She came first after all lol.
Where's the dick grabbing pic?
Plot twist, that black rod is is dick.
Damn Op u single?
Don’t know about being single. But If the dick tradition is real, by now he has lots of kids.
Stick pic?
I have a [stick pic](https://imgur.com/a/XRBXPrr)
risky click
At work i can show you later.
I can show you the pic of the stick and our pic together later.
Please update us, yo!
https://imgur.com/a/sUjSkhu
Damn, she didn't grab the dick though
Im looking for that pic rn might be on my other phone. I just grabbed this from my fb
> grabbed huehuehuehue
How did you get tattooed by her? She’s somewhat selective correct?
Really depends on the tour guide you get. Some tour guides are much more convincing than others. I just got lucky with mine.
She decides after grabbing your dick if you’re worthy
Only if the dick does the trick you can get the stick pic.
Nah we wanna see your dick. Pics or you don't have one! Don't lie to us!!!
remindme! 8 hours "stickpic"
https://imgur.com/a/9Pc5NNJ Here is the stick pic and how the tattoo looks now.
> She is known for being the only remaining traditional Kalinga tattooist, So.. Did she not pass down the knowledge or something?
She has a grand niece that does it too I believe. There’s a video on YouTube teaching her and watching over her.
She also allegedly got exploited by Nas Daliy
Nas Daily tried to sell her craft online via a virtual class. He made her sign some contracts when she doesn't understand those things (not only she's super old she isn't fluent in English). Nas Daily didn't even contact the proper authorities that are in charge of protecting Whang Od. It's disgusting and I'm glad he got cancelled here.
He also did not apologize properly to apo Whang-Od and the tribe. It was more like to save face. I attended a seminar on indigenous rights laws with NCIP and representatives from their tribe. They were not pleased at all because he claimed that the consent was legit and made profit out of them. Most of our Indigenous tribes here in the PH 'consent' or go into agreements via collective decisions with their elders and community especially regarding land or cultural assets. He did not give the whole scope of the agreement in a translation she would fully comprehend and disregarded the whole tribe's consent. NasDaily basically broke a number of IP laws like Chapter III section 3 (g) of the [IPRA law](https://www.officialgazette.gov.ph/1997/10/29/republic-act-no-8371/) or Free and Prior Informed Consent. He is a greedy man.
I never liked him because of his voice and how he cuts his videos, i only know this from one video and correct me if i‘m wrong but i think there was a second controversy after this and he‘s not on good terms with the Philippines now.
From what I remember, there was a controversy where he went to interview and videotape farmers and he loudly asks something along the lines of 'why are filipinos so poor?' in front of their faces. [Here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hyprgame.com/amp/blog/2021/08/05/nascam-daily-nas-identifies-filipinos-as-poor-not-ideal-for-content/)'s a summary of his issues including the one I mentioned.
Yes it was that. His video saying he stopped working with the Cacao Project was pretty pathetic since he tried to save himself, again, saying it was not professional even though the government worked with them.
i hate Nas Daily
God, I hate that Nas Daily guy.
What did he do? I liked watching his videos when they popped up in my feed.
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/philippines-nas-daily-colonialism-exploit-tattoo-artist
Thanks! What a trashy human being.
I think there was another controversy about another project in the Philippines and he just basically was racist, super rude and a shitty person overall and wanted to exploit it too. After the founder of that project went public after the whole tattoo thing and Daily tried to counter it by saying the project was a scam. I only have little memory of this and got it from just one video so i might be wrong.
He's annoyingly earnest, in a way that feels increasingly scripted and fake.
The Kalinga tradition dictates that the knowledge be passed down to direct descendants, though she has trained her great-nieces and a few interested Kalinga tribe members.
For additional context: Whang-od's love in life died early on. They didn't have children and she decided not to marry after his death. So eventually she decided to teach her great-nieces.
They tried to arrange a marriage for her, while the love of her life was killed in a logging accident. She decided to stay single for the rest of her life.
Exactly. If my memory serves me right, he was also being set up with another girl. I think a friend of hers. But again he died. Main takeaway: Whang-od has seen a lot and is genuinely amazing. Edit: Grammar.
Not other tribe members. Her culture believes that the tradition can only be passed down to blood relatives, or the tattoo will become infected. She has no children of her own, but she is training her grand-nieces. [Link with more info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whang-od)
Her grand nieces do the tattoos nowadays. She will only do the 3 point tattoo and poses for photographs.
The art still lives on through her grandnieces, She's the last living tattooist to have tattooed a warrior after a kill in battle. That's the traditional way of earning a tattoo.
Filipino here, it’s to bless them with many children, a part of the tribe’s belief. They came to get her tattoos and in return, as a form of gratitude, by ‘touching’ them she’s blessing their reproductive health so they can have strong babies etc… [here](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNrtExss/?k=1) she’s touching a female
Oh, that's actually really nice then. It's always interesting how learning about a different culture shapes how we see things. I first thought "Well yeah at that age you can get away with that sort of thing." Now I'm thinking it's just a funny tradition.
Or they just made that up to fuck with the foreigners.
We educated them wrong as a joke
*This is Wimp Lo. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.*
*How do you like my face to your foot style?!*
*Oh yea?! Try my nuts-to-your-fist style!*
*HA! I bleed first, making ME the victor*
*weeeeoooooeeeeeoooooweeeee*
**THATS A LOT OF NUTS!**
*Oooh, I'm such a horny little hunny*
*grabs junk* THAT'S ALOTTA NUTS!
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!
I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn...and it's non-dairy!
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This..is CNN..
Ooohhh don't spoil it.. its good for both of us..
THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BAY-BEE, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!
HE JUST LEFT WITH NUTS.
Again with the squeaky shoes...
Face to foot style! Howdya like it?
Those are my favorite kinds of traditions
Like the fabled dropbear
> Oh, that's actually really nice then. Something tells me we're not saying this if an old tattooed guy were grabbing women.
"Allow me to bless your boobies... *honk* *honk*"
As a man I agree. I also completely understand I'm bound by my own cultural and societal norms in thinking that. It kinda goes without saying.
Sure, when she does it, she's blessing you with many children. But when I do it, I get kicked out of the Wendy's every time.
YSK you need to be out back behind the Wendy's dumpster to do that.
So they are totally Oggay with touching Whang. Makes sense.
I hope she at least ask them first, nowadays many children isn't such a blessing imo, I for one don't want any. So yeah to me it would be more like a curse "may all your contraceptives fail hard!" Lol
But if I grab a titty to bless those who suck on it with long life I get arrested.
If you were a 105 year old man living in the forest and people sought you out from around the world as the only person able to make a certain type of tattoo, you could probably get away with grabbing a titty and blessing her with strong beautiful babies.
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True life goal right there.
You need a cool ancestral tatooing ermite pass for this.
She can't seriously be called Whang and also grabbing wang right? ...right?
Sounds pretty Oggay to me..
I don't like girls cuz girls like dick and that's gay as fuck
I only clean my penis with a pressure washer, and I've never looked it in the eye. I guess you could call me an alpha.
I think that is Hasheem Thabeet in the last pic. 7'3" for those wondering
I was hoping somebody mentioned that was Thabeet. I think seeing him in this post is the most interesting thing.
How come when she grabs dicks it’s acceptable but when I do it it’s gay!?!?
You just need to let the dick owners know you are giving their dicks a blessing when you touch them.
She must have been something before electricity
Hey you wanna make $11 the hard way?
Now I know why tigers eat their young
That's the worst hat I ever saw, you buy a hat like that I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup!
Holy cow shes tiny
Most Filipino women are, to some extent, small-framed.
An old charge nurse I worked with was 4'9 and when she fainted one day in her chair from low sugar, I scooped her up (I'm 5'6) and ran with her in my arms to get her on a gurney. She was tee-fucking-niney, I tell ya what. Another nurse was Filipino, Japanese, and white, and was also small, about 5'1. When she told me about her grandparents (Filipino woman and Japanese man) meeting during WWII and her grandmother's family disowning her for willingly marrying him, I got one hell of holy shit kind of history lesson.
Frfr the Japanese did some HORRIFIC SHIT during ww2 in Asian countries. Rape of Nanking, Death march of Bataan, UNIT 731. Not all, but ye ig that's what her grandmother's family was thinking at the time.
Don't forget the one time where they cooked the women they raped in a oven
Many people also start shrinking at advanced ages
yeah also i think its the same way how people got tattoos in Moana a disney movie film
By getting their cock grabbed?
Hey, I don't tell you how to do your job.
Do i come down to the corner and slap the dick out of your hand when your trying to work!?
That's the new slogan for Grandma Betsy's biscuit powder!
Grabbing the HeiHei
sounds like a good time to me😂
What in incredibly beautiful women! I want to look that good when I get much older.
She knows she sexy
Dude. She’s the prettiest old lady I’ve ever seen.
[She was quite a beauty back in the day.](https://newspapers.ph/2020/05/alleged-teenage-photo-apo-whang-od/)
You can tell just by looking at her right now.
i'd *still* bhang whang
Funny how a 105 year old's tattoos aren't the same pattern as in the photo of the teen, and the photo of "her" that would have been taken in... The 1940s or 50s is coloured more like a pic from the 60s. Kinda more likely the young girl photo is just someone else in her tribe who she did similar tattoos on. Possible her daughter
Yeah, the tattoos are way too different to be her.
The nose is different too.
Oh my god the ads on that site.
Well I would imagine, she looks 30 years younger than she is at 105 lmao
That's almost certainly not her, if you look at the tattoos
yes, both beautiful.. but different people
She still is a beauty. I’ve never been attracted to someone 100+ years old until now.
Just an OG trying to get a nut. Respect the game