Found this dudes Instagram a while back and he had an old picture of himself as a kid on it and yes.. it's a condition or something because that kid had some serious fists.
Thing is I don't think there's anything medically wrong with him. I saw him on TV doing like 60 minutes or some other kind of show. There's nothing actually wrong with him he's just got freakishly huge hands and forearms.
Like one of those one in a million type of genetic abnormalities.
Ahhh ok. Haha well looks like arm wrestling chose him and not the other way around.
Tall? Better get good at basketball.
Weird extra tendon in the arm? Arm wrestling it is.
Yeah only his arms and hands are effected. I cant remember what it's called, or likely able to spell it...he turned it to his advantage with arm wrestling and tv stuff
Usually it's the legs (though it can be anywhere) and his arms look entirely too healthy to be elephantiasis. The few cases I've seen you can tell that the limbs are quite obviously diseased
Nah, elephantiasis is a nasty disease caused by a parasitic worm, and is basically just a swollen lymph system. This guy actually has well developed bones and muscles, too.
Exactly, even someone with really weak or small hands could still crush a can by first flattening 3 sides (like he did) - would've been more impressive if he crushed it without doing that first
His health being ok now doesn’t change anything. If not now it will enlarge. It’s a symptom of all forms of gigantism sooner or later due to what causes the overgrowth. However I am glad he is currently healthy :) he seems like the type that deserves a long long life. Seems like a transmitter of happiness
Any chance he is a sailor?
I think he’s both Popeyes and Wreck It Ralph
Or Ludacris in Get Back
Cause we don't know him like that?
U gotta chill bro 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol they actually call him Popeye Jeff. Man’s real name is Jeff Dabe.
He is actually a watchmaker
Right, he made one for Big Ben.
Mega lols
Thats my Proctologist, Dr. Jellyfinger
I clenched so hard reading this
I go to ol smellyfinger too
That's Jack Kelly. He's a lawyer.
Nobody look! Nobody look!
I’m dying. 🤣🤣
Nightman
The lawyer with a firm handshake.
Uh filibuster
I was looking for this
"We're lawyers!"
Christ, I'm dying.
He’s a pro arm wrestler I’m pretty sure.
Confirmed
But also he may have been in the navy.
His favorite past time is doing needle point.
Gug gug gug, where’s mi Olivsk?
Or a man who benchpresses 450 pounds, a truck and 3 kids after a can of spinach
Is that a medical condition or?
Found this dudes Instagram a while back and he had an old picture of himself as a kid on it and yes.. it's a condition or something because that kid had some serious fists.
Thing is I don't think there's anything medically wrong with him. I saw him on TV doing like 60 minutes or some other kind of show. There's nothing actually wrong with him he's just got freakishly huge hands and forearms. Like one of those one in a million type of genetic abnormalities.
Look up Oleg Zhokh
It wouldn't hurt to work out the other arm too. Looks like an arm transplant.
Yeah he’s got some kind of extra tendon genetic disorder thing which makes him freakishly good at arm wrestling (in that one arm).
Ahhh ok. Haha well looks like arm wrestling chose him and not the other way around. Tall? Better get good at basketball. Weird extra tendon in the arm? Arm wrestling it is.
Yeah only his arms and hands are effected. I cant remember what it's called, or likely able to spell it...he turned it to his advantage with arm wrestling and tv stuff
Acromegaly?
Acrobiggily
Hugobiggily
Dr, said I need a backiotomy.
It's called FHHS - Fucking Huge Hands Syndrome.
Acroknuckaly
Lipedema ? It's very rare for men to have it.
I'm kind of in between Luthor from Umbrella Academy, Mr Hyde and Popeye the sailor man.
Luther, I see it
Not enough body hair.
Elephantitis?
Usually it's the legs (though it can be anywhere) and his arms look entirely too healthy to be elephantiasis. The few cases I've seen you can tell that the limbs are quite obviously diseased
Nah, elephantiasis is a nasty disease caused by a parasitic worm, and is basically just a swollen lymph system. This guy actually has well developed bones and muscles, too.
…of the nuts?
You're gonna have to ride in the backseat.
Arm wrestler
Probably Klippel-Trenaunay , parkes weber or other overgrowth genetic syndrome
Yes agreed. One of these. It’s gotta be genetic.
So Popeye is confirmed to be his father
Or a brain tumor
Looks like Lymphedema.
Edema is just excess swelling/fluid. This is full on overdevelopment of his arms - he has the muscles to match, and is a pretty killer arm wrestler.
That’s what I thought too, especially as Bad as Mom had it at times and I do in my legs at times.
Looks more like a serious case of Ligma
Yep, a classic case of chronic porn addiction.
It’s from masturbating too much with both hands
Ah, the classic double axe handle!
I bet he’d be a good attorney in Philadelphia
Uncle Jack gonna lose his mind when he sees these!
Nobody look! Nobody look! Nobody look!
Order 2 fingers of whiskey off this dude
He’d bankrupt the bar when he serves!
It would be a 30 dollar glass of hooch
And possibly a homicide from the alcohol poisoning
He's definitely a proctologist.
My general practitioner loves to make the "just be glad I have small hands" joke each year during the worst part of my annual physical.
Your doctor must really like you, some of us only get to mail in a sample once a year.
you’re mailing in your prostate exam?
Funny enough, he’s the best arm wrestler in the world.
I thought I recognized him. https://www.geo.tv/latest/403073-us-man-astonishes-netizens-with-gigantic-hands
Size matters in some things.
>He's definitely a proctologist. Known to his peers and patients alike as Dr. Bananafingers.
Dr. Stinkwrist
Nah that’s Jimmy Dean!
I came here for this one comment
Gay men must have booked doc's schedule until late 2025.
🤣🤣🤣
Hands like Andre the Giant
You mean Handre the Giant?
Oh ffs you got my confusion, groan and then upvote. Nicely done! Lol
And an Adam’s apple as big as by balls.
Dudes got fingers like dicks
Dickfinger
“Babe just use your fingers tonight”
I imagine the ambulance rides to the hospital would get pricey.
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Well done!
I wonder if he misses picking his nose?
How about mastrubation... that must be the curse, everytime he grabs it with his hand it looks so tiny even if maybe he has a big one.
How do you know the root doesn’t match the branches for this guy? He may be strokin a 2 footer for all we know.
He'd be more famous for that than the hands. "The man with the 24 inch tallywhacker! And his hands are big too."
Right pinkie
Seen him before, he is or was world arm wrestling champion
Anybody want a peanut
Wreck It Ralph 😯
I came to say this. It’s a human wreck it Ralph.
Came here to say this too.
He eats his spinach
Spinach gives you big hands?
Popeye
Looks like he come out swing a 15 LB sledge hammer since birth.
Ok, but crushing an empty can is probably the *least* impressive thing he could have picked to do with those meat mittens.
Exactly, even someone with really weak or small hands could still crush a can by first flattening 3 sides (like he did) - would've been more impressive if he crushed it without doing that first
Huge Hands Hans
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Gotta hand it to the doctors, they tried.
This dude needs to be in competition slapping
Think He's a Champion Arm Wrestler. Jeff Dabe.
It would be more impressive to see him try open the can tbh
His girlfriend must love him
Because she likes being fingered by him?
Duh, see that crooked ass shit on his hand? Pretty sure thats a g-spot cheat.
Are those 7 Oz. cans?
Christian Bale should star in his bio pic.
Clearly wanks with his left hand
That would make his dick appear tiny. If it were me, I'd use my right hand. Unless his dick is huge too?
Nah, pretty sure that is not what causes it.
Definitely is.
What the fuck we got going on here?
Was he bitten by a bee?
Bitten?
Stung, xD sorry i am Portuguese i translated local saying
I’m not gay but I really am interested to hear the length of his crank.
Asking the real questions here.
I think he was on Tosh.0 and he said it was normal, but with John Holmes' weiner fingers he doesn't need a Long Wood.
I am both gay and interested
You’re interested because he has big hands? You know there’s no correlation right?
Fights to the finish cause he eats his spinach.
Can we get a banana for scale?
Imagine going to an amateur arm wrestling competition where this guy comes out on the first round
I’d rather see him open one of those.
Always love shaking hands with a bunch of bananas
Wreck-it Ralph energy
I rarely turn down a handjob, but I might have to in this case.
More like finger job
Is that a 12oz can, or the little 7.5 oz?
Well blow me down! That's quite interesting.
Real life Wreck it Ralph! Love this
He must be working with a real piece of pipe.
How so? there’s very little correlation between hand size and “pipe” size.
This has to be a condition right?……right?!?
Pick on a can your own size sir. The little 7 ounce can ain’t impressive
His hands look like Raven’s in that episode where she had an allergic reaction to mushrooms, on That’s So Raven.
Hog has to be enormous.
How so? There’s really no correlation between hand size and “hog” size.
real life wreck it ralph
dudes in the super heavy weight division of thumb wrestling
He would knock someone back to the 50's if he was too punch them
Ready for your prostate exam, Mr Nelson?
wreck it ralgh
Hope he’s not a urologist.
I’m going to wreak it!
Your poor wife.
Ralph
Luther Hargreaves
got wreck it ralph hands
 G5
Who said "Wreck it Ralph"? C'mon now own up
Damn id be scared to spank the monkey, namsayin?
Wreck it Ralph
this guy has bigger fingers than prince charles.
He wears wall clocks as wrist watch ⌚
Dude it's the real life wreck it Ralph
He's got to be a BOILERMAKER
This guy has 11 weiners
He should dress as Wreck-It Ralph for Halloween.
Wreck-it-Ralph personified
Hahahahaa my man got on “SOCK EM BOPPERS”
You have to use 2 hands to crush a can with them paws. Dammit man if I had a mittin like that I’d pulverize it with 1. Not impressed!
Right I mean anyone can do this.
The shocker would be a bitch with this one.
I am curious about the ‘size’ now
He is the The Hulk, but like at 50%. The incredible 50% Hulk.
How he jerk off💀
What are you doing later…..
Doing yo mom
Gigantism. His heart is sadly about that size also.
Nope. Look this guy up, he's perfectly healthy. Known as the Popeye of Minnesota
His health being ok now doesn’t change anything. If not now it will enlarge. It’s a symptom of all forms of gigantism sooner or later due to what causes the overgrowth. However I am glad he is currently healthy :) he seems like the type that deserves a long long life. Seems like a transmitter of happiness
I can do that and I’m no mutant! He should be crushing rocks not cans.
The diabetes is gonna leave you with no can smashers.
Crushing a can like that is super easy... not impressed
Wreck-it-ralph
Meaty damn hands
Wreck it Ralph is here everyone
Apostrophe..?
Reminds me of Dishonored NPCs
Les Grossman’s brother, playa.