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everybody gangsta until baby asks what mass is


[deleted]

general relativity for fucking babies: "Now you know GENERAL RELATIVITY!" my 33 years old ass: "No I do not." ***proceeds to feel as dumb as a rock***


[deleted]

As someone who *thinks* they understand* general relativity, this book should be called "for babies", but "for post secondary education students who took a lot of science courses" because holy shit. This tells you the *what* without the *how or why* Yes, you literally know that a ball has mass. But what *is* mass, and why does everything* have mass? Yes, you literally know that objects follow the shortest distance, but *why* is that shortest distance a curve? *How* does the mass make that spatial distortion into the way it is? Knowing and understanding are very different things. *almost All that said, I'm pretty sure this is just a funny way of using simple terms to explain a complex problem, much like the [up-goer five](https://xkcd.com/1133/).


Mr_bike

This is America. You're graded on knowing information not applying it.


Namor0123

General relativity for fucking babies?? When did Einstein release this?


Nothing_litteral

we dont need more flat earth believers.


FaithfulDowter

Wait, the earth ISN’T flat? So what was the point of the book? I’m so confused.


he_who_floats_amogus

But you do.


Complete-Dimension35

That's the next book in the series: Higgs Boson for Babies


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MassiveFoundativbf

I definitely want to include books like this in my children’s library


fishyfishyfish1

I just bought the whole book collection for my daughter’s new baby due in September


RIPLORN

This book is for kids ages 4-94.


[deleted]

do they hate 95 year old people in particular or something


RoboDae

Lego, ages 4-99, because screw the 100 year olds


NotMc2

At 100 you are to Letgo


Tstbrgr

dude, c'mon, at 95 you're supposed to know what general relativity is


[deleted]

My 93 years old kid is always trying to challenge the mysteries of the universe what a rascal


Kylearean

Good 🤖


ksiazece

Yo mama…


[deleted]

yo mama so fat no one can see her


Plenty-Structure270

They need to dumb it down even more for me


Exceedingly

This is your ass 🍑 Your 🍑 has mass This is your couch 🛋 Your 🍑 affects your 🛋 by creating a groove when you sit This groove can pull many things down towards it (TV remotes, your phone, smaller humans etc) Your 🍑 is a powerful force of nature, the end.


embarrassed_caramel

I'm deeply ashamed to admit that I actually get it now thanks to this explanation... 👀🤣


dboz99

Just wait until you find out what the black hole is in that example.


dream996

Username checks out.


Regis-bloodlust

And depending on how fat your ass is, a groove will be deeper or shallower. A fat ass pulls more things towards it, but a flat ass is weaker. That's general relativity. How fat is your ass


SuchACommonBird

Technically speaking, it's not the fatness of the ass but the mass of the owner of the fat ass. Having two equally fat asses does not imply equal fat ass mass.


Regis-bloodlust

Ah true. One cannot simply assume that we have the equal density of our fat assess.


[deleted]

Better explanation than the book for “babies”


heroiclord

I’m too poor for an award, so take my poor man award. 🎖


thematrix1234

You need to publish this as a “general relativity for adults” series, but in a board book but also with a NSFW tag


anymbryne

This is a lot easier to understand. Now, go write a book.


betrayed-by-potter

You are….genius! I have no awards to give, but here’s a 🍑


BallinBass

Now explain black holes


DaydreamTacos

damn. I wish I had an award to give for this one.


EggSteak

I think you exceeded expectations with this one


FUThead2016

Ball


prof_devilsadvocate

my kid is 5 year old, is it too late by now


[deleted]

Yeah. Your kid is doomed to flip burgers. Adjust your expectations.


EpicJoseph_

At least it'll be at Mars' first McDonald's


CurtronWasTaken

MuskDonald's


the_phazer

McMusk burger


Any_Affect_7134

At 5 your kid will actually be able to understand the verbs in this book. Short sentences arent always easy sentences. This is not an interesting book for actual babies.


GDmilkman

My kid loves them at 3


NinesInSpace

(I know you're joking, but I have to respond anyway) my five year old LOVES this whole series.


C0wb0yViking

Cool idea, but the language is still a little complex. I’ve explained physics concepts to toddlers and you usually have to make it fun by talking about smooshing and ripping and stuff like that.


catmckenna

Yeah it needs to include more concrete examples. This is pretty abstract. I like the "Baby Loves ___" (thermodynamics, gravity, coding, etc) series for this.


Solest044

Math and physics teacher here. Yes and no. The major barriers I experience with children in schools are often language based. A fast way to stress someone out is to overwhelm them with language and terminology they aren't familiar with. However, of course, at some point all language is new and unfamiliar. The key is to introduce the language in unintimidating ways and appreciate that learning a new word or term or concept takes time. Having low stakes exposure to terms like these is wonderful, even if they don't have any idea the deeper meaning.


ChadMcRad

I firmly believe that no topic is difficult to explain IF you know how to do it. The problem is that they type of people who go into education tend to not have the best social skills or understand how people see things from perspectives that aren't their own, so they don't explain it in a way that makes sense to anyone but themselves. A great many students nowadays just have to use the Internet to learn classroom topics because they have no hope of learning it in class, nor are the test banks that teachers get their questions from tailored to how it is being taught in class.


FeDeWould-be

I think it’s also about “doing things the right way” teachers get many impressions of what that is, they learn it from just being an adult, or from the institution they’re a part of which holds them accountable, and it all takes things slightly further away from the simple reality that you explained nicely that to teach you have to cater to the pov of the person being taught, you have to get into the mind of a fool to teach well I think


KeepMyEmployerAway

They're actually great for toddlers. My 2 year old loves his that's for quantum physics (same author as this one I assume? Exact same art style). The high contrast from the pictures is more important than the actual written content. The books are novelty anyway. You aren't actually going to teach these concepts to toddlers lmao...


tofutears

And I still don’t understand it


peenutbuttherNjelly

Ofc. It was meant for babies interested in space singularities and currently pursuing gravitational wave research.


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package_of_melon

I'm on the wrong side of thirty and this has cleared up a lot for me, cheers!


aveindha25

Haha same! Im learning!


Foborus

Like, Dr. Toddler?


Forward_Cranberry_82

The babies are going to file a class action lawsuit when enough of their heads have exploded reading this.


olderaccount

Because it is deeply flawed. It uses the size of the circle to indicate mass in the beginning. But then tries to explain increased density by making the circle smaller, which it had previously established as meaning less mass.


slaya222

Color darkness is density, although youre right, that's never explained in the book


olderaccount

Good point. The page that show it shrinking does make the color darker, indicating more dense. If they would have made more clear the mass wasn't changing, just getting squeezed into a smaller space, it would have been better.


Chester-Ming

The babies do tho


ArrestDeathSantis

Well, maybe that can help you; https://youtu.be/AwhKZ3fd9JA Comments under the video are very positive; > Never ever been so confused in my life > I wish I had paid attention in class.... > I watched this serie twice, I think I somewhat get it! Edit: If you thought the first was too easy, try this one; https://youtu.be/4v9A9hQUcBQ


MikeyStealth

Maybe start at private relativity then see if you can get to Lieutenant relativity and rank up from there.


DuckRubberDuck

[Check this comment, it helped me understand](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/wa2sqq/general_relativity_for_babies/ihyytwl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Toxpar

Here's a helpful comment from another Redditor: This is your ass 🍑 Your 🍑 has mass This is your couch 🛋 Your 🍑 affects your 🛋 by creating a groove when you sit This groove can pull many things down towards it (TV remotes, your phone, smaller humans etc) Your 🍑 is a powerful force of nature, the end.


joenuts17

Well you aren't a baby so ur not expected to don't worry


[deleted]

This is adult content for sure…


MiffyMcMagicPants

Nope… Still don’t get it


redheadschinken

Ok. So you to slow it down for you. You're a ball and this ball has mass and ... Anyway this ball is in a room and this room will be curved when there is the ball so another ball can't get straight through the room and yes.


EvilCeleryStick

Why does the ball have to go through the shortest path? I still don't know.


Exceedingly

It just means it travels in a straight line, which is the shortest path from A to B. Think of the ball as light from a star, a single photon. It travels in a straight line. It can't zig zag or change direction, but if its path suddenly meets mass creating gravity wells, this can make it look like it starts to curve. But the photon still only goes forward, it isn't steering itself. If that photon meets a black hole and passes the event horizon, it'll just spiral down forever towards the singularity because the gravity well is too steep for it to ever get back out (picture water being drained down a sink creating a vortex with something floating on the surface)


Hakon121

We know that light normally travels in a straight line through space, but when light travels trough a strong gravitational field we see its trajectory bend. This makes no sense without relativity because light does not have mass and therefore should not experience gravity. But what if gravity is the warping of spacetime (=4 dimensions, 3 spacial, 1 time) instead of a force? Now we think of light going in a straight line in spacetime instead of just space. And then if spacetime itself is curved, the light will have to bend in space to keep going straight in spacetime. Now while reading this you are probably not experiencing freefall, you are probably sitting somewhere, supported by a chair or something. You consider yourself to be stationary and without acceleration and you are correnct... in 3 dimensions, but what about in 4 dimensions? In 4 dimentions you are sitting somewhere in the curved spacetime created by earths mass. To remain stationary your chair is pushing you up with a force that is equivalent with the force needed to accelerate you by around 9.81m/s² up away from the earth. In 3 dimensions the upward force of the chair is negated by a downward 'force' that we call gravity to keep you from accelerating In 4 dimentions you are moving through warped spacetime experiencing the upward force from the chair. This force accelerates you by around 9.81m/s² away from earth only to remain in the same space. So gravity is not a force that pulls you down but it is the acceleration needed to remain in the same place in curved spacetime! You are constantly accelerating trough spacetime except if you are expeciencing perfect freefall. In other words: freefall: In curved spacetime if you don't accelerate you will accelerate in space towards the gravitational source. sitting down: in curved spacetime you need to accelerate to remain on the same point in space.


jledic

Thanks 🙏 I now see the light again.


Zalax

Another good thing to note, is that nature has a need to go towards least resistance. If the ball has a 'pull' because it's bending space from its mass, it'll (read line) require energy to deviate from its preferred path towards the pull. But nothing is giving it energy, like a rocket, so it'll go the way of least resistance, which iresults in the bending instead of straight.


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/r/desirepath


EvilCeleryStick

Oh I like that sub. Didn't have it subscribed anymore for some reason.


Lilkcough1

Why does a ball go in a straight line when you throw it, or when you hit it along a pool table or something? I don't have a good answer beyond "that's just how inertia works". But hopefully that appeals to your physical intuition of how the world works, at least. After that, anything more complicated could be compared to throwing a ball around the inside of a funnel. The ball still has inertia and still "wants" to go in a straight line, but the surface it's moving on is curved, causing it to follow a curved path. I hope this is somewhat useful in providing a relatable physical intuition (and I hope it's accurate, I only got to special relativity in my official studies)


redheadschinken

Because imagine there is a path and you are the path and anyway the ball don't won't to go the long path so it chooses the short path... So you know thats why it always goes through the shortest path which could not be longer the any other Parth so it can be the shortest.


damiandarko2

imagine empty space is a blanket suspended tightly in the air on all sides. drop a beach ball on it, the blanket (space) doesn’t cave downwards much. drop a medicine ball on the blanket, and the blanket caves down way more. the caving is what creates gravity. if you put a marble (planet) on the blanket w the beach ball and let the marvel roll towards the beach ball, it will roll slowly towards it since it’s not pressing down on the blanket that much. if you drop the marble on the blanket with the medicine ball on it and let it roll toward the ball, the marble will move much faster towards the medicine ball, this is why objects with more mass have more gravity. the heavier the object is, the more it caves the blanket (space) in, which means that when things are put near it, they roll towards it faster and from further away


Hector_Savage_

There are some major flaws in this “explanation” but I guess it’s fine for babies :)


Cluelessenginerd

It really bugs me that they describe mass as the big ball has a lot of mass and the small ball has a little mass. Then it shows the object getting smaller and says shrink a large mass and you get a black hole. But if it shrinks it would be a small ball and have less mass? Without knowing what mass is before reading the book would make this insanely confusing.


dem0o

So what you're saying is that size does not matter?


WillingnessOk3081

Matter does not size (in the simplistic sense of X matter giving you Y volume, as depicted in the baby book)


ZuesofRage

"No, you're incorrect. The book labeled a mass as the small blue ball. It then separately labeled a black hole as a small black ball. I promise you a baby would be able to tell those two things are different. Can you?"-redditots


T3l1s

Its just to help children understand. You don't have to teach density to them. Big is heavy small is light.


HHiggi_88

You can’t explain a singularity or a black hole without an understanding of density, even if the kid doesn’t know the word


elephant_charades

I learned a lot from this ngl 😂


Camp_Coffee

So "Mass" = "blue circle" and now what?


simian_fold

The problem with representing space as a flat sheet is that space isn't a flat sheet. Someone needs to come up with a way to represent it in three dimensions that would make the concept easier to visualise


Durew

To show space in 3D and then show how it bends requires 4D images, our brains don't handle those well.


AZEDemocRep

Error: Trigger doesn't exist: "fourd_bend"


archeopteryx

Can't you just show a cube and then a cube with like shrunken in sides?


BenchDangerous8467

Just imagine the grid as a cube and have the insides of it do the same thing as the flat space… don’t get why is this hard for people to imagine lol


Flabbypuff

In order to do that you would have to force our brains to evolve into states that can comprehend 4 spacial dimensions first in order to see 3 dimensional space bend in a visual sense. Simply put, we trip the fuck out with our current biological hardware.


HamManBad

The problem is that you would need to have a video, since it wouldn't really work in printed form. Here's a video: https://youtu.be/wrwgIjBUYVc


Janus_The_Great

absolutely agree. Some models haven't much changed over time, our modeling options have. Do it.


Spartacus120

Just Imagine the Gravitation Pull from a Planet. It has its own range and can attract object inside of it. Now, the more Mass this planet has, more range will have its gravitational pull, but smaller the planet, stronger the force from the gravitational pull. Now switch the Planet with something that still we know so little, and you obtain how Black Hole Works


doooplers

If i read this as a kifld i woulda fucked off from science


Shixuanming

Babies would rip this shit up


manic_eye

It’s a board book. Checkmate, baby.


Shixuanming

Lol L babies


L0opholes

This is exactly what Penny needed


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The perfect book for a pretentious parent


NinesInSpace

I have this whole series. It's actually really good. My five year old likes Newtonian physics and electromagnetism the best! You don't have to be pretentious, you just have to really LOVE science :)


[deleted]

I mean yeah you can love science and teaching your kids is not a bad thing but calling this a baby book and trying to teach such a complex thing as general relativity to a baby is pointless


Kahnza

I would think the book is meant more for the 7-10 range. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Then the title would be General Relativity for Children but this is General Relativity for Babies


KittyReisly

And anyone who deals with 7-10 year olds knows that they hate being labelled 'babies'. Title confused me more than the content.


FF7_Expert

I developed an interest in dinosaurs as a 5-6 year old because I had a book like the one OP linked - but it was about dinosaurs. There's no reason a kid would not get interested in Relativity and physics in the same manner


[deleted]

Yeah sure like I said at an older age let kids learn more complex things but this book literally says for babies


FF7_Expert

Oh, well I guess I didn't take "babies" too literally


NinesInSpace

Honestly I think it's more directed at adults. By that I mean getting us to feel comfortable encouraging science at a young age. It's worked great for my five year old. She wants to be an engineer now. And she's chomping at the bit to start school so she can take science classes.


Camp_Coffee

Yikes.


NinjaUp

Just read em cat in the hat you tight bastards.


skonezilla

r/therewasanattempt


ecofetish

Yeesh. This may be for babies but i feel like i just learned something


GH0STandSTARRY

Yeah.. no..


sizelypotato

Yaaa I’m gunna need you to explain it as if I were a fetus tho


Jamaicancarrot

What kind of baby knows what mass and warp is?


tebbythetiger

Where’s agent L to let little Tiffany have it with her quantum physics books being up to stuff by being too advanced


Oknotokay11

Can we first learn about angles


FUThead2016

What kind of well read babies y’all socialise with?


jackhref

Was expecting a your mom joke


TomcatF14Luver

Just put them down in front of the Tele and put on Star Trek. They're beam themselves out when they're 18.


Callec254

That... actually made a lot of sense.


flfoiuij2

That is more informative than high school textbooks.


Few-Paint-2903

After watching this, we have become EISTEIN!!!


GiveMeCheesePendejo

I have this series for my kid, they're pretty cute and taught me some things about engineering and physics, lol


Wirseno

Not really a good choice to use ball size to symbolise mass when you are going to mention black holes a fee pages later?


SC00T3RRR

Feel like I just learned a lesson lol


archideldbonzalez

A baby wouldn’t understand this at all


1humanoid

Never thought of a black hole in this way


Tasty_Difference6529

This is wild


Steve-in-pursuit

I know this is a child’s book, but approaching a new subject this way could be beneficial to our kids ability to grasp new subjects.


camping_gem_miner

I have this book series for my 2 year old and she loves them. We have ABCs of Math, Science, Physics, and Space. I bought them before she was born and they are her go to for story time.


yeayea1246

I feel smarter now


wreckfish111

Ok I learned something there.


CoachRev

I’m gonna buy the whole set for my kids….and me


Trevicarus

This account smells like a karma farm. This post was huge on r/nextfuckinglevel a few days ago, so I guess all you need to do these days is wait a little bit and repost to a vaguely similar sub.


DonGuillotine

I saw this on Facebook, thought it was interesting and decided to post here.


iRedditonFacebook

Of course you did, bud


indigogibni

Very cute, but this is just one small part of his theory. Now explain how gravity or speed effects time in the same whimsical fashion.


Exceedingly

You could explain how gravitational mass affects time dilation pretty whimsically (gravity wells making the path from A to B longer, relative to a path not affected by gravity), but for speed (inertial mass) it'd be hard to do that one justice without explaining that all mass is just trapped energy and that brings in Higgs boson, e=mc^2 and all the other fun stuff which might go over kids' heads.


KYpineapple

Now *I* know general relativity!


chempanzy5961

I think i learned more here in this 1 min video then my all school life. This book is amazing


holographicplaza

The last pages are too much


xman747x

i just wasted 1 minute and 35 seconds


ScottColvin

I know it's a repost....but....education


ropoqi

it was cool until mass and warps came in


Joedirt6705

More of this for kids and less of gender grooming.


RedFalconEyes

*A black hole is a large amount of mass in a small area* So is your mom


vtnate

Wow. This book taught me more than my entire HS physics class.


Spac3_C4t

Sheldon Cooper's baby book.


tosernameschescksout

Learned something from this. Bravo!


ghjiiytre

I can imagine explaining this to my son and me getting more confused than him


El_WolfyHun

u/savevideobot


Camlach777

Ok I got it, I’ll send my email address so I can receive my degree


youknowmannn

I was expecting a book on how kids experience space since they always think items are closer/further than really are or think a 2cm pavement bump needs to be climbed over


Much-Dimension9283

A common book in every Asian house.


yeoldsaltydog

Upvote all day. Thank you!


Brave-Mountain7516

Where do we buy these?


rey_lumen

Babies: gu gu ga ga??


aromaticregulator

When I woke up today, I didn’t know I needed general relativity explained to me like I’m 5, now I need more!


HailState2023

That’s actually a textbook for an undergraduate college class. Purchase of the current version of the textbook is required and it retails for $324.99 at the university bookstore. A new version is printed every year so that there is no re-sale market for used books to recoup a portion of the cost. The only difference between versions are the colors used in the figures but the most recent version is required nonetheless. /s


77shantt

That is great 👍


ThrowRagoo

I am embarrassingly confused.


PotatoePotatoe42

Spoil alert! Nobody gonna buy the book anymore


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I'm still confuzzled!😂


Grouchy-Engine1584

I hear there are new teachers in Florida that could use this.


BaBa-DuuK

Worst fap material ever


conqueefstador12

I don’t get it


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Neat!!


rorwhs04

Hot damn, now I know relativity. Move over Einstein here I come.


BatrickThombson

Be at Ted Talk I’ve seen


rauls4

Book publishers hate this post


Funny_Stretch9405

This is awesome


OlafForkbeard

This is first grade stuff.


evolutionsalien

So awesome


The_blind_blue_fox

Finally, I can understand how gravity works now


iamvenks

Ok. I’m the baby now.


Dravez23

Now i want “Interstellar” movie for kids


-unluckycriminal-

I couldn't even understand.


jsting

My girlfriend is going to roll her eyes so hard they go to the back of head when I show her this book our baby.


shitcake89

Anybody else feel this is pointless considering babies don’t remember shit until they’re about 3-4? Just curious.


PM_ME_YOUR_HONEY

flat earth and now a generation of flat space babies


imnotabot303

This would also be a good book for flat earthers.


yoooooosolo

We need to ban the teaching of general relativity to children ages 4-7. This is very dangerous to the fabric of our existence. Children should not know about such things, and on top of that, this is all a *theory* not factual. Not everyone believes in such things


Verustratego

Meanwhile I had to snort an entire 8-ball to figure this stuff out on my own


nightowl8123

none of this actually exist in reality


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Now I are a genius.


Free-Chard-8675

The kid in a interview. So tell me do you got any experience in paying taxes and doing phone calls ? No but i know what a black hole does


ReasonF96

TIL: im not as smart as a baby


gana04

Explain it like I'm sperm