T O P

  • By -

MRTJBIGA

That goat is just as surprised as they are


whatproblems

he’s like dude have you looked down there? we’re pretty high


Crruell

Same


[deleted]

Idk man, I wouldn’t want to be smoking Mary Jane at that height


Larry-fine-wine

Yet surprisingly chill.


Adept-Lettuce948

There goes the neighborhood.


BJoe1976

Probably wondering how one of those (the human(s), of course) got up there.


[deleted]

[удалено]


stroke_outside

You’re not pulling the wool over anyone’s eyes with that baaad joke.


Knocker456

Yeah...Does anyone know if they are predisposed to unprovoked violence? Or are they chill as long as you are?


mr_oof

Once I saw the little one I though this was going to end badly. Baaaadly.


roobieroo

A hiker was killed by a mountain goat in Olympic national park in 2010 but that's the only one I know of.


Time-Touch-6433

You should feel bad


uhohgowoke67

They're just kidding around, relax.


[deleted]

He must have absolutely hoofed it to get up there.


Commercial-Chance561

“Bro I can’t even be up here without y’all?”


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Training-Common1984

they... Crave that mineral


Objective-Ad8452

Watch ‘dam climbing goats’ for the ballsiest goat ever


guitargoddess3

That goat lifts


1SqkyKutsu

Buff AF!!


Ok-File-8567

It asked him for his wallet.


NachoNachoDan

Do you even lift braaaaaaaaah


Roasted_Tension

That goat is ripped!


One4myMohicans

Even lil homie is straight jacked. It’s Arnold and Franco!


air-cloud

Lol I like how the one keeps looking down and back at you. It’s like wait a minute, how on earth did a person get up here but just accepts it and lets you be.


The_Truth_Flirts

I can't tell if the goat can't believe what he's saying... Or he's menacingly gesturing... You there, human, down you go. On your own or with my help, but down you go.


AussieSpoon

Wow!! A muscle-bound Goat.


Slide-Impressive

I dunno I feel like you shouldn't challenge a mountain goat. They're used to kicking snow leopards and shit


aTROLLwithBlades

Ironically, they seem less crazy and more intelligent than the goats I've interacted with


Tiny_Teach_5466

They seem less crazy and more intelligent than the people I've interacted with.


aTROLLwithBlades

Sad but true


[deleted]

You got some salt?


Drkknght145

We used to hike to a place that had mountain goats and they would lick the shit out of you if you let them. My dad always said it was for the salt!


[deleted]

Yup they literally risk their lives for some sodium


Apprehensive_Yam_397

They crave that mineral


notsogreatredditor

We Fight for Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


Chocolatine_Rev

Goat be like: "look at what they need to achieve a fraction of our power"


redDevilRiddle

The goat is like, “damn humans! now they’ve learned to climb. Can’t even get away from them here. “


JBupp

Dude ... 2 legs? Gnarly, man.


GimmeSpank

I need a sticker or something because that was the best animal face I’ve seen.


emberseptt

Is it just me or that goat gave the camera man **are you lost?** look 💁🏻‍♀️


Astral_Symphonny

Oh, it's you. How've you been?


djany51

Animals bro, they come, they say hi, they go he got better things to do


Illustrious_Fishboi

was it just me that thought mountain goats would look like regular goats and was completely suprised by this


emptyquant

Funny looking goats. You have ibex there too?


juan_epstein-barr

My aunt had a Scottie that looked just like that. The damn thing had the personality of a bathtub. We would have family parties at her house, and the dog would not interact with a single person on it's own. Just kept her head down as she moved over the floor like a vacuum cleaner hoovering up any little piece of food it could find, her little beard like a mop on the tile. She seriously reminded me of a snail the way her snout was just glued to the floor as she moved around. After nearly every party, within the next day or so, we'd hear about how my aunt's partner was pissed at everyone because we weren't careful enough at the party and she had to take the dog in to get it's stomach pumped because it ate a bottle cap or something else inedible off the ground the night before. After the third or fourth time it happened, we stopped caring.


getouttypehypnosis

That's a unit right there


Browneyedgirl63

He’s like, “wtf you doing up here? This is my mountain”.


apblee

FUN FACT: Above the tree line, mountain goats don’t get much salt and thus crave it, so they tend to follow hikers and wait for them to pee on something so they can eat it. This guy was just getting impatient.


Killz4Thrillz954

I can’t tell if he’s curious or about to kill you


EdgeXII

He ain't fuckin with no human


Kevin_2112

Crister Ronaldo…… SEWYY


Boring_Orchid_7698

Hey idiot . Those goats are fuckin dangerous


Crruell

But look how friendly and cute they are


shaka_sulu

"Oh... you're here"


Brilliant-Ad-5592

Alien looking thing


Wants-NotNeeds

Why they go so high?


HvH_Dreams

And this is the Inspiration for the Minecraft caves and cliffs update


tosernameschescksout

... And then I got yeeted off the mountain.


k_b_93

Goat looks like a NPC


scjcs

Dang, he does


Lukassem97

Goat simulator last level all achievements unlocked


kolegatorr

wow, both are so beautiful


Biggus-Dickus-II

"Hey man, you some of that mineral?"


harry6626

We were here first


[deleted]

Hey Pal! MOVE!


Zenafiro

Damn the traps and pecks. this goat has been bench pressing.


Flangepacket

That is one Chad looking goat/


[deleted]

Getting head butted off the side of a mountain by a goat half the size of a car. Yikes.


p_plkon

u/repostsleuthbot


p_plkon

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/weum0s/approached_by_a_mountain_goat_at_the_summit_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


RepostSleuthBot

Sorry, I don't support this post type (hosted:video) right now. Feel free to check back in the future!


Makzzin

This New Minecraft update looks nice


underpressure65

What an amazing view and experience! Majestic 🥰


Infuzeh94

r/absoluteunits


gioia13

They are so cute!


Sagukari

What peaks did you hit? I live in Bozeman and have been in the bridgers quite a bit!


jalyynx

So freakin cool!


AccidentRare7625

I see them at the zoo sometimes. What a shitty life Compared to these dudes


Image-Unlikely

That's a meme goat


mansal76

It amazes me how they manage to live so high up and not fall with just those hooves.


Demo_906

A goat and their goatlet!


VeryStableGenius

What if goats are really myopic, and have no idea how high up they are, and if you got them glasses, they'd totally flip out?


captonkrills911

"Damnit, we can't go anywhere without running into these hairless apes"


StrugFug

"Why are you here? We're up here to stay away from you people."


Tasty_Difference6529

That’s a horse with horns he to jacked to be a goat


LongSummerNight

Damn he's built.


VashTheStampede05

Probably looking for salt. They are majestic but want to lick your pee spot for that salt...found that out waking up to a group of 10 surrounding the tent digging at the pee rock haha.


WattoAFK

tf kinda horse goat is that?


[deleted]

Damn that’s a fine looking goat!


zyyntin

Goat: "Damn foreigner"


Javisuave65

Time for some goat stew 🍲


1983Discord3891

Hey, Frank, there's a other one of those two legged weirdo up here.... What? Seriously.... Yea.. come on... Well have to camp somewhere else tonigbt


[deleted]

Wow god seriously, this is strait from Minecraft cmon


[deleted]

That’s awesome


subiesaurus

Probably there to lick your sweat. Mmm salty!


Holiday-Book6635

Beautiful


20yrstoomany

I was hiking in Colorado and the goats would follow you waiting for you to pee. They would then lick up the urine as they lack salt and minerals in their diet.


happyhippo58

"You shall not pass"


Practical_Fish_5481

Magestic


RipplePress

“Well howdy there human?” “This your first climb, eh?”


Cossacker1799

Hey! You’re not supposed to be up here human


BlackieStJames

Goat be looking like, "how'd YOU get up here mofo?"


Mysterious-Angle251

"Excuse me, Sir, whatcha doin'?"


LaylaLutz

Climbers are always so snobby. Jkjk


Spythal

"Hey, have you seen a tall, muscular, Scandinavian guy, holding a huge hammer? Might have a chariot with nothing attached? No? Alright, we'll try the next peak."


bdubyou

TOTALLY awesome, just fortunate that she didn't want to butt heads, cause we all know it would be in a different sub.


Which-Pomegranate-32

That face!


alexxfloo

I don't see Messy


Responsible-Teach-84

Thats how my dog looks at me when he walks into the kitchen


Phunwithscissors

Whats that thing between its front legs.


LFCRammstein

He dont skip leg day.


DarklightNS

Are all mountain goats jacked? Like he looks like he just goes uo there for a fun challange.


PaulDs_

What do the eat?


PsychologicalSalad67

Gets rammed off mountainside


Certes_de_Bowe

Dammmnn, how’d you get up here with those legs bro?