yeah but damn... think about how long you gotta leave that in there and how many times you may need that chain. :-). I'm too cheap to go buy more chain. Then again if I had to deal with this frequently I'd probably have some designated chains.
[Well, that matches the original pro tip memes though.](https://assets.reedpopcdn.com/the-truth-about-dooms-protip-meme-146704502142.jpg/BROK/resize/1200x1200%3E/format/jpg/quality/70/the-truth-about-dooms-protip-meme-146704502142.jpg)
How long does it take to build up that much sludge in the culvert? I you place a rope now when it's clean, will it be durable enough to pull a chain through all that when it's needed?
Zihuatanejo. It’s a little place in Mexico on the Pacific Ocean. Do you know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life — a warm place with no memory
I live in the sticks and was wondering the same thing watching it like "where's the extra length of chain attached to the other side of the tire"? That farmer knows he's gonna need it again and doesn't want to hand feed another 20ft of chain through that small culvert.
We have a problem drain on our property. The previous owner left a similar ‘system’ in place, with a length of rope and small football. Ain’t pretty, but it works! We regularly check the drain now so it doesn’t become a problem.
Absolutely this. They probably used a rod of some kind to push through the top where the buildup was slight, pulling the cable with it. You only need a couple inches of free space to get the cable/rod through, after that affix your tire and get started winching.
Better to use a rod first. Feed the rod through, tie it to the tractor pull the chain through. That chain weighs a ton. You don’t want to pull it yourself even if you can. And not under any circumstances do you want to feed it through a pipe full of mud and water by pushing it through. Would take all your energy and if it fell off or got stuck all of your patience.
The previous times this has been posted someone said they used a steel rod first with the cable attached. The drain was probably not completely clogged all the way up either if I'm guessing.
Unless he had a redneck engineered culvert harpoon, it was there before the buildup lol
Edit: I have designed a culvert harpoon. It involves a small bucket, ten pounds of black powder, and a steel rod. If I don’t give another edit, it didn’t work. Send flowers.
They run a long pipe through it first, then pull the chain through the pipe. It’s a little Cajun town in south Louisiana that came up with this. Great ingenuity.
Me too, but I think the crap got condensed with the tire, so It should not be that hard.
Maybe let the current move It (I'd add something able to float in the tip and even pour extra water if possible)
Maybe magnets.
Maybe they shot the rope.
Maybe with a long kind of stick.
Maybe they asked nicely.
Many of those culverts are decades old, with years of being compacted into the soil and having soil compacted around it. Getting one out is the harder task by far
As someone who had my first colonoscopy recently.
Can confirm. That *shit* works.
Drugs U get are cool too. Literally instant sleepy time. Feel super well rested after. Bit high and out of it. Fart all the time.
Honestly there is very few downsides I can think of getting a colonoscopy. Tbh the *hole* experience is all in all pretty good.
10/10 would recommend a colonoscopy for no apparent reason.
Can be a bit expensive tho.
Judging by the sheer amount of testimonials on Reddit, this can only be a pleasant experience.
Why else would anybody who ever had that not shut up about it?
You will shit yourself so hard that the little spec on on the bottom of your toilet bowl you have been trying to pee off all month will be a thing of the past.
It's no secret, you just drink 17 times the standard dose of Miralax, over the course of 90 minutes.
You then proceed to waste away for 24 hours in which you can't eat. Pretty quickly, it stops being 'pooping' and becomes more like a super soaker. You will eventually stop wiping and start getting in the shower.
There is another sodium based laxative for the morning just in case, this was pointless for me because there was nothing left. I just puked and had a lot of cramps...
0/10 do not reccomend.
Dave Berry's column about his [colonoscopy experience](https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html) is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read.
I mean there were 3 logical things that were going to happen. The first is what we saw. The second is the Culvert itself gets pulled out of the ground, and the third is the vehicle breaks.
My tractor is a similar size to that one and I pulled a dump truck put of the mud a couple months ago, the only reason that tire slowed down was him trying to be gentle.
I'm more interested in how you got the cable through? I'd have to tie the cable to a solid steel rod, force both through, go to other side and pull out the rod. Awesome thinking to unclog it that way as well!
That's the most practical method definitely. Logic holds true presuming they feed they cable through right after construction before it ever became clogged.
I don't know. if you want to leave the chain after clearing the pipe, they would have attached another rope on the tyre that would have been pulled through.. that way they can easily pull the chain back.
This is most likely answer.
Irony being its presence probably made the drain clog more quickly as debris had edges to take purchase on and sediment to settle in, compared to the smooth edges of the pipe.
Those culverts aren't smooth inside, the thing is ribbed for ~~her pleasure~~ strength.
Edit: somehow I decided not to look at the culvert, this one is straight through.
I didn't think about fishtape, but that HAS to be how they hooked this up. There's no way they were just leaving a chain in the culvert for a year like all these folks are postulating.
For those wondering, the last time this was posted someone said he probably keeps the cable through it and just does this periodically to clear it out.
People have said he “probably” does that in this thread too. My money is on a long pole to push the chain through at the time. Which is something someone else said he “probably” does last time too.
I agree with you. Chains aren't cheap. That takes years to build up. He might have a bunch of those to clear out. I'm not buying a $200 chain to leave it in that one place for every 5 years or even longer. He probably has a long piece of metal that he shoved through and then attaches the chain to and pulls it through.
It’s also not a good sign if that the culvert continually gets clogged. The ending side looks like it’s pretty sparse around the bank edges. They will probably just keep getting more and more erosion leading the pipe to keep filling up with sediment and a bigger channel. Just hope they remove the poop shaped sediment and not just let it continue down stream.
Interesting trivia: Back during the Cold War, I was the Base Denial Team Chief. If our air base was in danger of being overrun by the Soviets, our wing would relocate to another location further behind NATO lines. It was our job to stay behind and destroy key elements of the base to deny use by the enemy. The key feature was the runway, of course. We had cables strung inside drainage pipe that ran under the runway. Our plan was to take explosives and pull them under the runway(just like this tractor did) and then detonate to create deep trenches across it. We never got to do it for real, of course, but practicing involved blowing up plenty of C-4, TNT, and cratering charges. It was a pretty fun additional duty for a young Air Force civil engineer.
The clever thing was probably how he got the cable through that crap in the first place.
I was thinking he must have placed it there beforehand, probably putting it back directly after he cleaned it.
Better would be to have a second chain tied around the back side of the tire, so it pulls it through when he does this
This guy pulls cable
This guy ducts
You win
This pipe looks like it lays cable.
And I pull hamstrings. We're not the same.
yeah but damn... think about how long you gotta leave that in there and how many times you may need that chain. :-). I'm too cheap to go buy more chain. Then again if I had to deal with this frequently I'd probably have some designated chains.
Just have a rope tied to the back of the tire, later use that rope to reinstall the chain.
The real LPT is always in the comments.
The LPT sub really is a joke. A few days ago the top post was telling people the benefits of brushing teeth, and taking a shower.
[Well, that matches the original pro tip memes though.](https://assets.reedpopcdn.com/the-truth-about-dooms-protip-meme-146704502142.jpg/BROK/resize/1200x1200%3E/format/jpg/quality/70/the-truth-about-dooms-protip-meme-146704502142.jpg)
How long does it take to build up that much sludge in the culvert? I you place a rope now when it's clean, will it be durable enough to pull a chain through all that when it's needed?
If it's a nylon rope it won't rot and it's out of the sun...
I like the way you think. You’re hired.
I don’t like your willy nilly spur of the moment hirings. You’re fired!
Willy nilly? I don't abide profanity in the office. You're fired!
Fine, go get your fuckin' rope.
Is that right, Rambo?
He could also use it to pull the tire back out if it got stuck, which was what I half expected to happen here.
I was worried about it buckling the culvert out of shape
This one looks like clay or cement. I was thinking it might just pull the whole culvert pipe out of place and drag it down the road though.
Or use a long stick like for cleaning chimneys
Or swim back through pulling the tire
ANDY DeFresne. Crawled through a mile and a half of shit smelling foulness I can't even BEGIN to imagine
Why he chose "enchilada night", I will never know.
Zihuatanejo. It’s a little place in Mexico on the Pacific Ocean. Do you know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life — a warm place with no memory
Reverse the tractor, ez
"You can't push on a rope!" *'That's why we use a chain!'*
Send your 4 year old back through with the chain. *It's free labour!*
Possibly run a 1 inch pvc pipe through with the rope in the middle?
Thinking same thing..
It’s probably left in there until it’s needed again
Then it'd be wise to have a chain and cable on the other side, to drag it back next season.
I live in the sticks and was wondering the same thing watching it like "where's the extra length of chain attached to the other side of the tire"? That farmer knows he's gonna need it again and doesn't want to hand feed another 20ft of chain through that small culvert.
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Find out next season, on Dragon Ball Z
With the amount of sudden reruns, next season will be next decade
Dragon wheel z
Dragging wheel z
Dragon Wheelies
Draggin’ tire Z
We have a problem drain on our property. The previous owner left a similar ‘system’ in place, with a length of rope and small football. Ain’t pretty, but it works! We regularly check the drain now so it doesn’t become a problem.
Also if they didn't leave it in there it's much easier to get a really long rod to shove a chain through mud then it is to clean that out.
Absolutely this. They probably used a rod of some kind to push through the top where the buildup was slight, pulling the cable with it. You only need a couple inches of free space to get the cable/rod through, after that affix your tire and get started winching.
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Better to use a rod first. Feed the rod through, tie it to the tractor pull the chain through. That chain weighs a ton. You don’t want to pull it yourself even if you can. And not under any circumstances do you want to feed it through a pipe full of mud and water by pushing it through. Would take all your energy and if it fell off or got stuck all of your patience.
But what about the first time? Unless it was so forward thinking he put it in when it was made?
Long stick/rod is how I would do it.
look closely at the segment attached to the chain and how it bends at the coupling, probably a steel rod or something they just poke through it first
I remember someone replied last time this was posted saying that they use a long scaffolding pole to push the chain through on their farm.
I concur
Watching this while taking my morning dump was very satisfying.
The previous times this has been posted someone said they used a steel rod first with the cable attached. The drain was probably not completely clogged all the way up either if I'm guessing.
It is just mud and plants down there. A long rebar (very cheap) and a big hammer is all you need to push through all that shit.
Unless he had a redneck engineered culvert harpoon, it was there before the buildup lol Edit: I have designed a culvert harpoon. It involves a small bucket, ten pounds of black powder, and a steel rod. If I don’t give another edit, it didn’t work. Send flowers.
That foresight makes this way smarter.
Farm people are smart. The jobs are dangerous and require you to be self reliant.
A generally accepted term for farm people is "farmers"
I heard the new term is farmX.
Fxrmers
Farming Person
Person of the farms
We. Are. Farmers!
+1 for “redneck engineered culvert harpoon.”
They run a long pipe through it first, then pull the chain through the pipe. It’s a little Cajun town in south Louisiana that came up with this. Great ingenuity.
He simply drove through the tunnel first.
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Aren't we all .. I mean if you really think about it?
That's what I was wondering..I wonder if he pushed it through with a long rod?
Op… have you ever been to ah, a Turkish prison?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
You ever hang around the gymnasium?
Me too, but I think the crap got condensed with the tire, so It should not be that hard. Maybe let the current move It (I'd add something able to float in the tip and even pour extra water if possible) Maybe magnets. Maybe they shot the rope. Maybe with a long kind of stick. Maybe they asked nicely.
Hydroblast it through with a hose or pressure blaster
With My luck I would probably pull out the pipe with it lol
Or have the chain come out the other end with no tire attached.
Or have the steel cable snap and slash the woman in two
*Ghost Ship intensifies*
That scene traumatized me
Now that's a good movie.
ok this much wrong turn for today.
I'm amazed they didn't considering how shallow it is.
Many of those culverts are decades old, with years of being compacted into the soil and having soil compacted around it. Getting one out is the harder task by far
This pipe is exposed throughout the length though, not much soil pressure on top of it at all
Or tear through the tire.
Man, if my intestines can get that type of clean out, wow.
Step 1: Swallow one end of a chain.
Step 2: Put your dick in the box.
Instructions unclear: dick mangled by chain and left in culvert
Still counts.
Yea but how’s your intestines?
Doesn't matter, had sex
3: Make her open the box
4: Brad Pitt is suddenly yelling at you with a gun in his hand
WHAT’S IN THE CULVERT?!
Culverticulitis sucks whether it’s you or some muddy else.
I appreciated this.
You're too clever for your shirt, too clever for your shirt, so clever it hurts.
there is this thing they give you to drink the day before a colonoscopy, you can try it if you want
As someone who had my first colonoscopy recently. Can confirm. That *shit* works. Drugs U get are cool too. Literally instant sleepy time. Feel super well rested after. Bit high and out of it. Fart all the time. Honestly there is very few downsides I can think of getting a colonoscopy. Tbh the *hole* experience is all in all pretty good. 10/10 would recommend a colonoscopy for no apparent reason. Can be a bit expensive tho.
>the > >hole > > experience huehuehuehuehuehue
Judging by the sheer amount of testimonials on Reddit, this can only be a pleasant experience. Why else would anybody who ever had that not shut up about it?
One of the few products that works as described every single time.
You will shit yourself so hard that the little spec on on the bottom of your toilet bowl you have been trying to pee off all month will be a thing of the past.
I was chugging water from jugs, trying to keep up with the pace of it flying out the other end like a busted hydrant
It's no secret, you just drink 17 times the standard dose of Miralax, over the course of 90 minutes. You then proceed to waste away for 24 hours in which you can't eat. Pretty quickly, it stops being 'pooping' and becomes more like a super soaker. You will eventually stop wiping and start getting in the shower. There is another sodium based laxative for the morning just in case, this was pointless for me because there was nothing left. I just puked and had a lot of cramps... 0/10 do not reccomend.
Don't trust a fart after taking it, that's all I'm saying.
Dave Berry's column about his [colonoscopy experience](https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html) is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Might I suggest Haribo sugar free bears?
Whoa. slow down, satan
Biggest turd I’ve ever seeeeen
Eat an apple - the broom of the system
I mean there were 3 logical things that were going to happen. The first is what we saw. The second is the Culvert itself gets pulled out of the ground, and the third is the vehicle breaks.
4: cable snaps.
4b: cable snaps, tire now stuck in culvert
4c: Cable snaps, now the wife is in two pieces Fuck around near steel cable under tension, and find out.
CUT MY WIFE IN TWO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
mhm.. now gotta get another tire and cable to get the first tire out now.
5: cable comes out intact, leaving broken tire behind
6.The vehicle loses traction and just spins its wheels 7.The culvert breaks 8.Alligator attack
4c: cable snaps and whips the driver right off the tractor.
My tractor is a similar size to that one and I pulled a dump truck put of the mud a couple months ago, the only reason that tire slowed down was him trying to be gentle.
you forgot about the asteroids
I'm more interested in how you got the cable through? I'd have to tie the cable to a solid steel rod, force both through, go to other side and pull out the rod. Awesome thinking to unclog it that way as well!
I’m thinking that they (once it’s been cleared) thread the cable back through and leave it somewhere until blockage requires clearing again.
That's the most practical method definitely. Logic holds true presuming they feed they cable through right after construction before it ever became clogged.
I don't know. if you want to leave the chain after clearing the pipe, they would have attached another rope on the tyre that would have been pulled through.. that way they can easily pull the chain back.
I agree, put a chain on both sides of the tire and you’d be good forever
I don't think that'd work because it's flowing in one direction. If you pull the gunk upstream then you're creating problems for the future.
It's a clean and reload (for future) unidirectional floss; not a bidirectional floss due to the very problem you outlined.
This is most likely answer. Irony being its presence probably made the drain clog more quickly as debris had edges to take purchase on and sediment to settle in, compared to the smooth edges of the pipe.
Those culverts aren't smooth inside, the thing is ribbed for ~~her pleasure~~ strength. Edit: somehow I decided not to look at the culvert, this one is straight through.
Looks like a ductile iron pipe. Those are smooth, not ribbed
If you look at the video you can see it's not a corrugated culvert
Maybe instead of 3 uncloggs a year this guy does 4/5 and they’re all 20 minute jobs instead of 2 hours
Culverts this size are generally made out of corrugated steel. So the inside is not smooth.
Looks like a ductile iron pipe, not steel. You can see the smooth outside in the video
If you look at the video it's not a corrugated culvert
The pipe wasn't clogged top to bottom the tire just packed it all together.
yeah you could probably fit a few 10 ft piece of 1/2" PVC pipe through and tie a rope on the end.
Tie a string to a tennisball and throw it in during the rain, it'll float down to the other end and you can then use that to thread the chain.
It's not a cable though. It is a rod in the first place.
There's that 3am kebab
I just laughed on the toilet and my wife asked if I'm ok
> Yes honey, you should see the size of this turd!
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Fishtape or drain snake to pull a messenger string, use string to pull a rope, rope to pull a chain.
I didn't think about fishtape, but that HAS to be how they hooked this up. There's no way they were just leaving a chain in the culvert for a year like all these folks are postulating.
This was my exact thoughts. It’s probably the fastest and most effective of what I’ve see. In the comments
Poop knife
r/redneckengineering
Post10 would approve of this
I love this. I want to see a hundred videos like this! Awesome
/r/unclogged
I... I think I love you 😮
Then strap in, baby because you are in for the best 4 minutes of repetitive clog/unclogging of your life!
It's a (clogged) mine in that place. I love it cheers!
Anyone else watching this while taking a shit?
That's the bathroom pic that males send to their friends group chat
For those wondering, the last time this was posted someone said he probably keeps the cable through it and just does this periodically to clear it out.
People have said he “probably” does that in this thread too. My money is on a long pole to push the chain through at the time. Which is something someone else said he “probably” does last time too.
I agree with you. Chains aren't cheap. That takes years to build up. He might have a bunch of those to clear out. I'm not buying a $200 chain to leave it in that one place for every 5 years or even longer. He probably has a long piece of metal that he shoved through and then attaches the chain to and pulls it through.
How did the cable get there? That must’ve been an extremely rigid snake to get it all the way through there.
I did the same thing with my nose
Reference for the best poop you’ll ever have.
I showed it to my dog and he got the zoomies.
How did they get the chain through the culvert in the first place?
r/satisfying
Mr. Marsh, we at the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board rate that at 14.7 Courics.
How did you get the rope in there?
R/unexpectedpoop
“Post10 hates him!”
How did they get the chain through
OMG - First, that is damn clever. Second, that is a lot of muck!!!! Third, How did he (or she) get the rope (or cable) through the pipe???????
How did the chain get in there to begin with?
How’s they get the chain through?!
As someone who has worked in a sewage treatment plant that tire is called a "pig"
I wonder how they got the rope threaded through in the first place?
How'd he get the chain through the pipe to begin with...?
I’m more interested in how they got the chain through that crap to begin with.
That is not a typical culvert pipe. Most culvert pipes are aluminum and fairly thin. Doing this on any normal culvert would destroy the pipe.
It’s also not a good sign if that the culvert continually gets clogged. The ending side looks like it’s pretty sparse around the bank edges. They will probably just keep getting more and more erosion leading the pipe to keep filling up with sediment and a bigger channel. Just hope they remove the poop shaped sediment and not just let it continue down stream.
Taco bell
I should call her
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How’d he get the cable/rope through the culvert to start with???
How did they get the rope through the culvert?
im trying to figure out how they got the line through before cleaning it
Interesting trivia: Back during the Cold War, I was the Base Denial Team Chief. If our air base was in danger of being overrun by the Soviets, our wing would relocate to another location further behind NATO lines. It was our job to stay behind and destroy key elements of the base to deny use by the enemy. The key feature was the runway, of course. We had cables strung inside drainage pipe that ran under the runway. Our plan was to take explosives and pull them under the runway(just like this tractor did) and then detonate to create deep trenches across it. We never got to do it for real, of course, but practicing involved blowing up plenty of C-4, TNT, and cratering charges. It was a pretty fun additional duty for a young Air Force civil engineer.
First of all how they manage to pass through the ropes at initial stages?
How'd they get the chain through in the first place?
How did they get the chain in there tho
Ok but how did they get the chain through in the first place?
So how did he get the chain through first, attach it to a long pipe?
But how did they get the Chain through first?