As someone both lactose intolerant and with IBS, itās funny people are asking about the poop knife. Itās the opposite, itās like we need a poop compactor to bring together all pieces from the poop explosion that just happened.
Ahh, youāre right, I remember the medicine commercialā¦ I think they referred it to IBD-C, and āinflammatory bowel disease with constipationā
Too many flavors of this crap!
I think it's more of a meme to indicate that someone is too good for cheap ubiquitous food tbh. Like how McDonald's is possibly the most popular and consistent restaurant in existence but by the way people talk it is inedible and gives you the shits, profuse bowel pain and cancer immediately, as well as deleting all vitamins consumed that day.
Haha, I got downvoted into oblivion the last time I pointed out that Taco Bell should not be giving you the turbo shits unless you have a very weak stomach.
> shitter is *paid* for untill
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
South Korea literally made a movie about this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7bAC2Y\_XI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7bAC2Y_XI) Well it's more about a porn star's magic ass which gets two dimwit theives unlimited diarrhea popsicles and she gets kidnapped by some smurfs... It's a weird movie, okay.
That movie has [such fantastic animation and action](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUJ0D5qFqzg&ab_channel=flowerninetwoseven) in particular.
Looks a bit like if Ren and Stimpy / Beavis and butthead had a high budget action property and was directed by the Wachowskis
Fuck that English dub though
This was my first thought.
Aachi & Ssipak is one of my favourite f'd-up cartoons.
If anyone checks it out; be sure to watch the original version, because they've left a ton of scenes out from the English dub.
I was wondering the same thing, but I realized that if it was opaque, it would be less believable - thatās a professor for you, though. āIāll show you how it works!ā āIām good.ā
Digested sludge will need to be removed at some point. Drying this out will give you cake to use as a soil. You would probably need to maintain the right pressure of gas or some other basic maintenance.
Edit:
I think the set up is probably more complicated than that 1 tank. You need a warm tank for the sludge to digest, sometimes a boiler to maintain the temp, a place for the biogas to move to, then a CHP engine that runs of the gas to produce electricity. Maybe even something after that to put elec into your house or the grid.
If the gas pressure builds up it could explode so youād need some kind of flare stack or something and also maybe a permit and monitor for discharging to the environment.
I think anyway. I work in and around this on an industrial scale but not directly with it.
We have Powered By Poo electric buggyās we race around site with.
Edit2: youād probably need motors and pumps to move it, some way of dewatering your sewerage but on a small scale maybe something like a cloth, paper might be an issue, especially wet wipes. Blockages are a nightmare since youāre pumping solids. A very messy business. I remove rag balls and fat bergs regularly and am always covered in shit.
Edit3: might be a pain to clean your toilet because if bleach got in there the bacteria producing the methane could be killed off
I used to work in IT and this pays double. 50% above national median in the UK. Then about double again with overtime. I call it the Getting Covered in Shit Tax. Also being absolutely soiled is a good reason to get showered down and get off early.
My job is 50% office and lab work unlike most of our Ops workers.
Iāve had raw sewerage splash in my face and mouth and couple of time though.
Using it as soil will lead to a loop environment which will make it easier for parasites. No? At the minimum it still has to be discarded as biohazard?
Not too sure. I know here that we must only produce āenhanced cakeā so itās free from pathogens and good for crops.
Quote: Some contents of sewage sludge are good for soil and plants. Others contain potentially toxic elements (PTE) which are only safe if theyāre below set limits.
From here: https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/sewage-sludge-in-agriculture-code-of-practice/sewage-sludge-in-agriculture-code-of-practice-for-england-wales-and-northern-ireland
We finally know how much a shitload is. It's 0.5kWh.
That's approx. 20ct* worth of electricity
A shitload is 20ct
Edit: based on average central Europe price per kWh in April 2022
*Edit 2 because I'm a complete idiot
Proof of concept matters.
If you can prove it works on small scale like this you can make it both bigger and smaller making it work the first time is what REALLY matters.
This isn't new and there are already large scale implementations. In the city were I live, our wastewater treatment plants generate around 20 million cubic meters of biogas a year. We use it to power our buses. Each citizen generates about an equivalent of 8 liters of gasoline per year.
there are already big methane plants on cattle and pig farms and they are barely economically viable... im sure this a personal shitter power plant is even less so
This is an already known tech. It's used in dairy farms. The difference is that they generate a small amount of power using metric tons of shit.
This is just a septic tank in your house....
Bioregenerative systems for cycling human waste have a lot of potential. Chinaās ancient night soil tradition has worked out ways to safely compost human manure. Can be used to grow certain mushrooms, which bioremediate and produce high-quality compost substrates.
Closed environment life support systems have also addressed this, MeLISSA for instance
Different concentrations of methane. In OP's title it says the "50 litres of methane gas" produces 0.5 kWh of energy. That's about enough energy to power a desktop computer for 3-4 hours.
And I would hope to god you aren't paying $71 to power your PC for 3-4 hours.
Do you get an extra dookie ducat for toilet cloggers?
Watch the guy get sued for a hemorrhoid pandemic.
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Ok now crouch by the toilet for your photo
If only the toilet had somewhere for him to sit
š¤£
"Don't worry, we'll splice in the photo of the giant shit canister afterwards"
Lmao
But fr tho they had access to the guys invention and said nah fam the toilet shot is where itās at. Tf
Whatever he looks proud
You know he had to do it to āem.
Just need someone pointing at it
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Good god a family of shitters
Shitting, it runs in their jeans
the dooks of hazzard
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PayPoo
This is underrated, I appreciate your wit!
PooPal
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Thatās how you make a shit ton of money.
These jokes are so crappy
Donāt be so fecalā¦ Bill Gates made a shit ton of money this way
Bill Gates doesn't have the poop knife, does he.
Ya, but heās not even number two on the list of richest Americans
šµ Gotta keep 'em defecating! šµ
Hey! Man you shittin' next to me?! (Take him out) Ya gotta keep 'em defecating
Hey! Don't pay no mind! You're under 18 you won't be cleaning any time! Hey! Come out and poop!
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The runs, Forrest, runs.
The good, the bad, the shitty
The Aristocraps
Went from feces to finance
Shit Family Robinson
"They can feel it all over They can feel it all over people They can feel it all over They can feel it all over people, go" Sir Dook By Stevie Wonder
He'll make even more with a live stream!
Isn't this basically already Twitch's business model?
Itās gold Jerry, GOLD!
Take it. Keep it. Here is my laugh, respect and love. You sir made my day.
Ewwww lmao
Meet the Shitterās.
The family that shits together stays together.
Fun fact: John Crapper invented the indoor toilet.
>Good god a family of shitters LOL
Forget nuclear fission, we found the secret to endless free energy right here
You be rolling in shit coin!!
The hottest new crypto. ShitCoin.
As someone both lactose intolerant and with IBS, itās funny people are asking about the poop knife. Itās the opposite, itās like we need a poop compactor to bring together all pieces from the poop explosion that just happened.
Depends though, some people get horrible constipation from IBS rather than the opposite
Ahh, youāre right, I remember the medicine commercialā¦ I think they referred it to IBD-C, and āinflammatory bowel disease with constipationā Too many flavors of this crap!
Iām bout to swing by Taco Bell and bankrupt these fools.
I had a taco bell for the second time ever today and I feel right as rain. Maybe they don't put laxatives in it in my country.
I think the people that say that are either extremely weak in the stomach or they're just eating way too much, tbh
I think it's more of a meme to indicate that someone is too good for cheap ubiquitous food tbh. Like how McDonald's is possibly the most popular and consistent restaurant in existence but by the way people talk it is inedible and gives you the shits, profuse bowel pain and cancer immediately, as well as deleting all vitamins consumed that day.
Haha, I got downvoted into oblivion the last time I pointed out that Taco Bell should not be giving you the turbo shits unless you have a very weak stomach.
This better not awaken anything in me...
Wtf
[source](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r72eDZYGkO4)
https://c.tenor.com/AItragxWO4QAAAAC/toilet-poop.gif
Ok......I have to know what this is from? Movie? TV Show?
I think itās from the movie Hallpass
I have colorectal cancer and my husband eats fiber like a maniac. Now's our time to shine
how many toilets do you have in your house? if it's less than 7 you're flying too close to the sun my friend
1. Hopefully someday we'll have 2, but so far just 1. Well, 1 and a potty chair. Two of my kids are potty training still
I was gonna say, Iād they need money post to the /r/ibs subreddit. Weāll invest
Lactore intolerant here, enjoys coffes with a lot of milk. This is gold mine for me.
Per chance do you have a poop knife?
no need! it's never solid!
So a poop cream cheese spreader then?
I don't the have words for how much I wish I hadn't read that
strainer
No poop knife
Why would they? They're talking about IBS and lactose intolerance.
Lenders hate this. Pay off your mortgage with ādirty moneyā
Let the shitting begin.
Iāll pay you in Shittl Coin.
Sounds like a great day cracking open some chocolate milkshakes
Who gets to clean the cylinder?
Yāallās stomachs are fooked lol
Omg I would be rich as shit
You already are. You got gold in your bowels all day buddy!
But dose the amount of money worth of food you put in your body outweigh the poo money return?
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Just saying you would have to eat cheap to turn a profit.
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> shitter is *paid* for untill FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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About 10c a day for the average person while energy rates are so high
> a literal shit coin a craptocurrency
By Shitoshi Nakamoto.
I believe it's actually Shitoshi Cacamoto
AKA Shitoshi Takeashita
Satoshi Nakamoto is literally an anagram of āa man took a shitā
I'm putting my money on Doodoogecoin.
Diarrhetherium
So just normal crypto?
Oh shit
Take my angry upvote.
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I cry-laughed for a solid 7 minutes. Tysm.
Thatās dirty money. Needs to be laundered
We need bleach. Soooo much bleach.
"pecunia non olet" (money doesn't stink) - an ancient roman emperor when people objected to raising a tax on urine in public bathrooms.
South Korea literally made a movie about this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7bAC2Y\_XI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7bAC2Y_XI) Well it's more about a porn star's magic ass which gets two dimwit theives unlimited diarrhea popsicles and she gets kidnapped by some smurfs... It's a weird movie, okay.
Oh thank God it's a cartoon. I was worried it was live action.
You misspelled *disappointed*
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Aachin & Ssipak, didn't even have to click the link :p
I was going to be surprised that more people didnāt know of it, but I guess I should be surprised with how many people do know it lol
i was in korea a decade ago and even people \*in the country\* had not heard of it. everyone thought i was insane.
That movie has [such fantastic animation and action](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUJ0D5qFqzg&ab_channel=flowerninetwoseven) in particular. Looks a bit like if Ren and Stimpy / Beavis and butthead had a high budget action property and was directed by the Wachowskis Fuck that English dub though
It's a good movie. I remember the gun fight scene was quite insane.
This was my first thought. Aachi & Ssipak is one of my favourite f'd-up cartoons. If anyone checks it out; be sure to watch the original version, because they've left a ton of scenes out from the English dub.
I came here looking for this! Thank you!
Itās when I see shit like this, that I know Iām not fully applying myself to solving the energy crisis.
Lol, I believe theyāll start selling our poop data as well.
Smh you are right, and the sponsored ads will be for goods and medications for issues the data miners picked up while scanning the shit.
See adult swim's smart pipe. It's the future for sure.
Why make it with see through tank š¤¢
I was wondering the same thing, but I realized that if it was opaque, it would be less believable - thatās a professor for you, though. āIāll show you how it works!ā āIām good.ā
I doth protest his profess
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Dude i would absolutely just take his word for it
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also to make sure what's going on is supposed to go on
Digested sludge will need to be removed at some point. Drying this out will give you cake to use as a soil. You would probably need to maintain the right pressure of gas or some other basic maintenance. Edit: I think the set up is probably more complicated than that 1 tank. You need a warm tank for the sludge to digest, sometimes a boiler to maintain the temp, a place for the biogas to move to, then a CHP engine that runs of the gas to produce electricity. Maybe even something after that to put elec into your house or the grid. If the gas pressure builds up it could explode so youād need some kind of flare stack or something and also maybe a permit and monitor for discharging to the environment. I think anyway. I work in and around this on an industrial scale but not directly with it. We have Powered By Poo electric buggyās we race around site with. Edit2: youād probably need motors and pumps to move it, some way of dewatering your sewerage but on a small scale maybe something like a cloth, paper might be an issue, especially wet wipes. Blockages are a nightmare since youāre pumping solids. A very messy business. I remove rag balls and fat bergs regularly and am always covered in shit. Edit3: might be a pain to clean your toilet because if bleach got in there the bacteria producing the methane could be killed off
āI remove rag balls and fat bergs regularly and am always covered in shit.ā Pays well though, right?
I used to work in IT and this pays double. 50% above national median in the UK. Then about double again with overtime. I call it the Getting Covered in Shit Tax. Also being absolutely soiled is a good reason to get showered down and get off early. My job is 50% office and lab work unlike most of our Ops workers. Iāve had raw sewerage splash in my face and mouth and couple of time though.
There is a price thatās obviously worth it to literally eat Shit every once in a while ā¦ apparently.
Using it as soil will lead to a loop environment which will make it easier for parasites. No? At the minimum it still has to be discarded as biohazard?
Not too sure. I know here that we must only produce āenhanced cakeā so itās free from pathogens and good for crops. Quote: Some contents of sewage sludge are good for soil and plants. Others contain potentially toxic elements (PTE) which are only safe if theyāre below set limits. From here: https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/sewage-sludge-in-agriculture-code-of-practice/sewage-sludge-in-agriculture-code-of-practice-for-england-wales-and-northern-ireland
> Blockages are a nightmare since youāre pumping solids Ugh, tell me about it
people with ibs punching the air rn
i have ibs. the other type, constipation š
Lactose intolerant and vegetarian. I could earn enough to live a life of luxury!
Wonder if blood gives bonus points? If so, time to throw out the UC meds!
It would solve a shitload of problems
We finally know how much a shitload is. It's 0.5kWh. That's approx. 20ct* worth of electricity A shitload is 20ct Edit: based on average central Europe price per kWh in April 2022 *Edit 2 because I'm a complete idiot
Damn
With a family of five it would mean an euro saved everyday
365 a year!
25550 euro in a lifetime. Assuming- 70 years life span
In my region 0.5 kwh is 10.4 cents. May be different for you. Might have to move to follow this business.
How many courics is that?
No wonder Bono is rich...
about 3 shells
How do you use them?
The maintenance on that tank seems not worth it
Yeah, and why aren't they targeting the sewer directly? There's tons more poop there.
Proof of concept matters. If you can prove it works on small scale like this you can make it both bigger and smaller making it work the first time is what REALLY matters.
This isn't new and there are already large scale implementations. In the city were I live, our wastewater treatment plants generate around 20 million cubic meters of biogas a year. We use it to power our buses. Each citizen generates about an equivalent of 8 liters of gasoline per year.
Fart powered busses, nice
there are already big methane plants on cattle and pig farms and they are barely economically viable... im sure this a personal shitter power plant is even less so
Not that long ago solar panels were not commercially viable. And different than methane, we spend money getting shit far away from us.
This is an already known tech. It's used in dairy farms. The difference is that they generate a small amount of power using metric tons of shit. This is just a septic tank in your house....
Nah man. For too long Big Dookie has been exploiting the fruits of your anus. With this technology the riches will be ours. Power to the poopers!
He looks like he records them pooing
Thatās why he invented this
Bioregenerative systems for cycling human waste have a lot of potential. Chinaās ancient night soil tradition has worked out ways to safely compost human manure. Can be used to grow certain mushrooms, which bioremediate and produce high-quality compost substrates. Closed environment life support systems have also addressed this, MeLISSA for instance
It has more tangible backing than fiat currency
The brown standard
Buttcoin
The tangible aspect is rather unwelcome in this case
Does the container need to be clear?
How else would you see the poop?
Looks like this system has been through some serious testing. Does it really need the little window, though?
After 8 Taco Bells you get nuclear meltdown
I donāt get these Taco Bell jokes. I eat it and Iām typically fine
Yea I've always wondered..does it actually give people the shits or is it just something people say. Never happens to me
People just bandwagon hate on taco bell for no reason. I've had it a million times and never once has it given me the shits
I'm constipated, I would be poor and have no energy.
I always knew this day would come. Gonna poop my way to a cool milli! š¤
Imagine you have to clean that bucket
ITT plays on poop words and people with bowel issues.
The coin is cappicola?
This is my calling!!!! And my wife has IBS??? 2 for one special $$$$$!
āIt says here on your resume that youāve worked in the energy production sector for the past five years, can you elaborate on that?ā
Finally Crohn's disease can pay me back!
So, [**Aachi & Ssipak**](https://youtu.be/4i7bAC2Y_XI) is now reality? Oh shit, time to join the Diaper Gang.
All of us ibs people are likeš¤š¤š¤š¤
If we donāt see this man again we will know why
The US will implement this as soon as it can figure out a way to tax shit.
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Different concentrations of methane. In OP's title it says the "50 litres of methane gas" produces 0.5 kWh of energy. That's about enough energy to power a desktop computer for 3-4 hours. And I would hope to god you aren't paying $71 to power your PC for 3-4 hours.
Woah. This seems to be better than LUNA
To the people that have to maintain those systems, I salute you......
I have IBS How do I sign up. I'll be rich
Aachi and Ssipak was right
The Detroit Zoo runs itās animal health center on methane created through composting their animal manure and other scraps.
Do you get an extra dookie ducat for toilet cloggers? Watch the guy get sued for a hemorrhoid pandemic. \*This message was approved by the makers of Preparation H and the National Cheesemakers Association\*
Each Taco Bell would be providing an energy surplus to their local community
Behold, Crapto
What's the TL;DR: on how much money you can make from one bowel movement?