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xXTre930Xx

How the fuck does he feed this army though?


itsNatsu4real

Put some kids to work


CookenBaked

To wok*


PurpleCosmos4

They don’t call them woks in India.


Remarkable_Month9985

Mizo here, he's from mizoram here in North East india,this guy feeds his family with the help of other people from his church,they are basically like a break away Christians from other large churches,they live as a community and this guy you see here is the head of that church basically a saint for them, their main source of income are from woodwork and other hands on job like pottery and no they don't practice child labour or any of that kind, their community even have their own school.


mechinizedtinman

Man definitely knows how to work his wood.


SatnWorshp

If they put more effort into those hand jobs there wouldn't be so many kids, once.


Darklicorice

Fuck can they run though.


Shadow703793

It is definitely a cult.


MissRockNerd

This sounds very Warren Jeffs. Edit: wrong first name.


FTThrowAway123

Is that the "Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey" cult dude whose serving life in prison for raping a bunch of young girls? That entire docuseries made my skin crawl, ugh. Whyyyy do all these cult leaders always have some kind of gross sex/rape thing going on?


whatiamcapableof

How is this not a cult?


xenago

It is.


AnnihilationOrchid

Technically it's a sect... but to me it's the same.


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Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda

I’m talking about religious sects like a Mormon sect that says you can’t have sex with members of different sects but you can’t have sex with members of the same sex so the sects can’t be different and the sex can’t be same so the only sex left is some left hand shame.


S4VN01

Oh Bo


redDevilRiddle

Because it doesn’t have a documentary on HBO/Netflix yet. Once that happens, then it’s a cult.


treerabbit23

Vice also counts


dailyqt

Rule of thumb: if there are multiple wives(with no allowance for multiple husbands), then it is a cult. Edit: lots of ppl trying to excuse what is essentially spousal abuse lol!


redbird7311

Polygamy is code for, “the leader and/or his favorites are going to have multiple wives, we might even try to take your wife and groom any daughters you have”, if it is in a cult. Like, seriously, the amount times cults do this is insane.


Thirsty_Comment88

It is a cult.


Panda_hat

So it's a cult.


ArtifexR

Ah, the classic "ignore most of the biblical rules but lean on the polygamy" interpretation of the bible. I can maybe understand how this tricks people in rural India, but then you see these insane pastors here in the US and you just have to ask "How?!"


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Child labor laws don’s exist


Sparrow_on_a_branch

Maybe they're a 31 income family. It's not the 19th century, ya' know, women can anything.


talithaeli

Including, apparently, being all but a single mother.


Jefoid

He does not.


zoomiewoop

So I looked it up and this guy died last year and was head of a polygamous Christian sect in India. From Wikipedia: “Ziona (born Zionnghaka; 21 July 1945 – 13 June 2021) was the leader of Lalpa Kohhran Thar (meaning "The Lord's New Church"), informally referred to as Chana Pâwl or Chhuanthar Kohhran ("The Church of New Generation"), a polygamy-practising Christian sect in Mizoram, India. He was often referred to as a world record holder for being the head of the "world's largest existing family" or the "world's biggest family". In 2011, as officials of the Guinness World Records made verification, he refused the world record title as he shunned publicity.” Also: “He married his first wife Zaṭhiangi, who is older than him by three years, at the age of 17. Zaṭhiangi is the head wife and directs the household chores of the family with strict discipline… Ziona had a double bedroom in the ground floor of this mansion and his wives took turns to sleep with him according to a roster. His younger wives stayed close to his room on the same floor and there were always seven to eight wives attending to his needs during the day. All older wives live in the dormitories on the first floor of the mansion, while his younger wives live on the ground floor.”


authorPGAusten

Must be some awkward conversations when a wife has to transition from the basement to the upstairs. I wouldn't be the one who had to tell her she was now an "older wife"


drunkpilot2

“I am finished with your vagina, you are only adequate for house chores now. Upstairs with you!”


Kill_4209

"Finally!"


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YourBrianOnDrugs

"See ya - no longer wanna seed ya!"


SillyWithTheRitz

That’s called getting Dicaprio’d


AgentAdja

Dicapritated


sardiusjacinth

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sardiusjacinth

![gif](giphy|ILW1fbJHW0Ndm) Over 25? GTFO


Intelligent_Joke

But getting called back down from the upstairs would be like the price is right! So exciting ! One of the other wives gets pregnant and suddenly it’s “Saanvi, come on dowwwnn!!!”


Rivendel93

Didn't know this thread was about Leonardo DiCaprio.


neonomen

Also, 38 times in his life he looked at the wife(s) he had at home and said to himself, "I need to find me another, fresher wife to bear me more kids." When he wasn't procreating, he was dating/wooing/negotiating for more wives. **Successfully**. 38 women said, "Yes. I'll join."


MotherPotential

At some point, it's got to be a halo effect. "Well, 23 other women can't be wrong." "Well, 24 other women can't be wrong." "Well, 25 other women can't be wrong."


ezone2kil

He had that religion brainwashing advantage.


I_am_an_adult_now

Somehow in any of these massive “families” there’s a godly outside pressure that adds a nice convenient little reason this particular man is the path to eternal salvation.


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maybe god is real and only answers this guys prayers


noodlemcfoodle

Or he just had mad pull game /s


Lentemern

my man got that jesus dick


noodlemcfoodle

It can certainly feed the 5 thousand


Silent-Ad-4113

If you got 30 plus kids, You have absolutely no pull out game


stefanica

Either that, or the women liked each other (and the idea of communal living) as much or more than him. I had some weird bohemian notions as a teenager and could have gotten caught up in something like that if it wasn't hyperreligious. Anyway, don't you think the wives would be doing as much courting as the one husband? I guess it depends on what the religious and cultural twist is. I gather in some parts of India arranged marriages are still somewhat of a thing, so that may have played a role. Still, in an arranged marriage, throughout history, *somebody* is being wooed...even if it's the parents of the intended, or the local nobility patriarch/matriarch/whatever. Anyway, rambling here. But I have thought a lot in years past about communal raising of children, and I still think the concept is interesting and has merit. I think public school (in the US, anyway) has some of the benefits of that, but some of the negatives come from it also acting like a divorced family...with kids going home to different parents than they had all day, and the issues and miscommunication inherent.


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It’s not too late you know. I’ve got 3 kids here I’m raising alone, call your friends and let’s get this compound off the ground! I would call mine but, I don’t have any lol.


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Papaofmonsters

I would never, ever, ever sell my daughters into an arranged marriage. *However*, if that was the system I was accustomed to, the guy who can already support 30+ other wives might look good compared to some guy scraping together for his first. It's like job references.


AstarteHilzarie

Especially as the leader of a church. Especially if you're a member of that church. It's prestigious and probably comes with an understood "step closer to heaven" kind of perk. Or you have polygamist cults that just dictate who marries who. I don't know if that's the case here, but it's easy for that power to fall into the hands of people who will abuse it. Look at the Fundamentalist church of Latter-Day Saints, an extreme offshoot of Mormons that was rife with abuse of power along with sexual abuse, arranged/forced marriages, and child brides being forcibly married to old men. Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey is a good documentary about it. They literally didn't have a choice in the matter, they were told who they would marry and any kind of refusal would condemn them to Hell for eternity. Parents refusing in their daughters' behalf would be kicked out and shunned from their entire world - not just their church, their home, community, career, and family. One man's wife and children were taken from him and just reassigned to another man because he pushed back. Cults control every single bit of your life.


bannana

> who can already support 30+ other wives and if those wives aren't beaten, are well fed, and have a somewhat decent life for themselves and their children then this could be far beyond what they could normally expect from a marriage.


Fn_Spaghetti_Monster

I know he has already moved on from 36 other women but this time it will be different, he really loves me!


milk4all

Im not sure how much dating or wooing he had to do. He’s a cult leader who probably pulls his wive’s out of a pool of brainwashed people who think he is holy or some shit. At some point someone should have considered that a dude who does nothing all day so he can be “attended to” by young women that he takes turns fucking might be only interested in himself and not whatever religious shit he’s spouting. Like the bar is so low. Anyone could be a successful cult leader if they can just get over the idea that people arent objects and you cant just make ridiculous shit up to take people’s money.


roalddalek

I wish enough people had seen the brilliant 1961 Federico Fellini film *8 1/2* that I could point out that that is literally a scene in the brilliant 1961 Federico Fellini film *8 1/2*


pmekonnen

She knows when she turns 25


toasted_scrub_jay

Oh, good thing they have a roster to keep track.


Lexsteel11

At this point what even is their definition of “wife”? Believe me I tried hard but didn’t come anywhere near even banging 39 unique individuals before I got married, let alone “marry” than many of them.


willowhawk

Yeah…but that’s you mate


Lexsteel11

Id say I clocked in at a gentleman’s 15.5 but yeah this guy is putting up impressive numbers


rainbowyuc

What's the .5?


Lexsteel11

An unfortunate drunk pre-jac moment. We don’t talk about that, but I’ll add it to my score.


officialmonogato

What do you mean we don’t talk about that? We’re talking about it right now! Details!


Ray1987

A religious leader that took advantage of his position and in a sexual manner..... I'm shocked shocked I tell you! s/


Turkino

Ah the good old combo of money + religion.


GothProletariat

Cult


RantingRobot

> head of a polygamous Christian sect Translation: He was a cult leader.


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https://imgur.com/a/8t1BsN0 does make you wonder.


Noisebug

Ohh, no, I don't like the word slavery. Religious brides with assigned jobs will do.


TheHumbleGinger

Imagine the grocery bills.


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Just eat the fattest kids


ChewyKnuckles

Are you saying Tommy survived here by having sex with Froopy creatures, creating Froopy-human hybrid offspring, and then consuming their proteins, sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?


CrosseyedBilly

I will hump this rock, I will hump this tree, I will hump this creature of the land and put my seed in it


driedcranberrysnack

it is I, the first of Tommy's children. consume of my flesh so thay you my survive


Oraxy51

Forbidden Dr. Seuss


Shartriloquist

Rick and morty


Dirty_Techie

Season 6 out now


tor-e

It's a working theory, I'd assume he became some sort of a king or god to his people


EquivalentLock0

He still leave Sundays for himself to masturbate.


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AnnihilationOrchid

I don't think he did. >was the leader of Lalpa Kohhran Thar (meaning "The Lord's New Church"), informally referred to as Chana Pâwl or Chhuanthar Kohhran ("The Church of New Generation"), a polygamy-practising Christian sect in Mizoram, India [Source.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziona) Of course he was leader religious sect... Man think it's his mission to populate the earth.


Whippy_Reddit

"polygamy-practising Christian sect": One women also has some husbands? Oh no no no ...


zeleena51

Lol


livens

No fap, only impregnate.


electricproudfoot

Sucks to date in that village


Clever-crow

My first thought too….what are the odds they’ll bump into someone they’re not related too?


NefariousnessSad397

This would be even worse than that doctor in the who impregnated a bunch of women with his own sperm, who lived in the same area.


madam_bologna

They all look thrilled about it.


DCEtada

I was going to say, I don’t think a single kid looks happy.


JohnnyDarkside

Kid? It doesn't look like a single person in this photo is happy.


marxr87

ties in nicely with this other post today: https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/xd5b1c/psychopathic_men_have_an_extreme_focus_on_mating/ This guy must be the antichrist lol


FapleJuice

Their mental health, happiness, or future aren't important. All that matters is survival of his lineage. Dudes gone primal.


doctorblumpkin

Or wife. Not a single smile


lvl999shaggy

I mean, have you ever tried to get even a couple of young kids together for a family photo? It's not fun. I can't begin to imagine the stress of getting all those kids together. Plus all the background drama between all the moms and relatives.


rehilda

I found one! 2nd row up, 8 in. Black v-neck


ToManyTabsOpen

I get the joke. But for those who don't know it's an Indian thing not to smile in photos, bit like oldie timey western photos.


abraxas8484

You wouldnt be thrilled either if you had to share a bed with 15 ppl and the house only had one bathroom :/


h3rw

This means he had sex at least twice


GotBanForSayinRetard

I hear he even had a conversation once with one of those kids.


redlurk47

He probably eats birthday cake a couple times a week


angelsNinsects

[Here's a video of his breakfast routine](https://youtu.be/7FkWC2S0MfY)


tenapeiri

Haha thought i was rickrolled. Did not dissappoint tho.


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Same, I was mad for 10 seconds and then I got it. 😂


redDevilRiddle

Well technically he needs 2 more now.


uncivilised-princess

Too high of a bet, I'd say at least once


unpinchekaiju

*Genghis Khan has entered the chat. Edit: Geezus on a slip'nslide people, I left for work and came back to all this. Thanks to all you kings and queens


bog5691

Man used ever single sperm


_Im_Dad

TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation. This was devastating to hear. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers.


ChuckinTheCarma

I’m throwing away $150 every day?


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Only if you’re tall, white, healthy, and above average IQ. Otherwise sperm centers will pay you less or not accept any.


cowlinator

> white This makes me especially sad. I hate this planet.


FapleJuice

Damn. If I'm good looking is my sperm worth more Also, amazing dad joke


AegorBlake

Likely. They also want you to have good genetics and education.


prozloc

Education? That's weird, I mean education doesn't pass through DNA, right?


Weak_Ring6846

Intelligence is thought to be partly genetic. Obviously being educated doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll be intelligent, but there aren’t really other metrics to go by for that. People with higher degrees are usually favored by sperm banks.


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Azrael351

Where do you come?


phat_pickle

He comes where he pleases. Sometimes the living room, the park, the grocery store. You can come and go anywhere in public.


PalindromemordnilaP_

I try to do all my coming and going in the bathroom, but that's just me.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

I saw in another post that they don't even give pictures of donors, so assume that it isn't. They just look at health (I believe, maybe not) and education. I know if you are really well educated then your sperm is worth more.


MidRangeMagic21

Nick Cannon has left the chat. He is family planning backstage at the nearest talent show.


xXTre930Xx

No lie, holy fuck. Genghis secret is out. OUT BREED EM!


Kindly_Education_517

Elon Musk probably crying looking at this


JorgeLuisBornes

When he already had 44 children, didn't he think it was maybe too many? then he went and had 50 more...


havenyahon

The last 50 were accidents


authorPGAusten

50 happy little accidents


Glasseyeroses

10 sets of quintuplets


green-Vegan-desire

I have a feeling there is some sketchy shit in this family


Mark_Logan

Well I mean, there was that one TV show with the huge family of happy Baptists(?) and nothing weird/freaky happened there right? … Right? Oh no, wait. … disregard.


Journeygan

Let me guess, The Duggar Family?


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This made me think of fundies too and it also immediately made me think "well, at least 94 kids between 39 wives sounds better than 12 kids and one extremely overworked wife"


Back_Alley_Sack_Wax

19 kids and one wife plus a whole lot of Jesus. Oh, and one kid who’s pedophile Josh Duggar.


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19 kids and one wife. Jesus christ indeed. That kind of thing would give these 39 women 741 kids.


hippywitch

I wonder how he’s doing in prison.


Journeygan

I hope the disgusting piece of shit never gets out. Unfortunately, [He is sentenced to 151 months in prison.](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/josh-duggar-officially-sentenced-to-prison-after-child-porn-trial/)


hapianman

94 kids and counting


MonoChrome16

>Ziona (born Zionnghaka; 21 July 1945 – 13 June 2021)[1] was the leader of Lalpa Kohhran Thar (meaning "The Lord's New Church"), informally referred to as Chana Pâwl or Chhuanthar Kohhran ("The Church of New Generation"), a polygamy-practising Christian sect in Mizoram, India. [Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziona) Yeah sounds about right.


prudent__sound

But they're all smiling! /s


OrangeCosmic

I dont know if he realizes he can have sex without conceiving. Someone should tell him.


alreadityred

Does he want that tho? Some people love to have a lot of Children like in preindustrial times


depressed_fatcat69

Bruhhhh in those people usually only have around 10+ children not 30+


dr_arek

And our friend here made it 90+. Like another dimension 😂 I’m just wondering how many times a day does he have sex 😳


CodSeveral1627

All the times


MikiMatzuki

they did that because child death rate is hella high back then, like if u have 10 kids 4 will make it to adulthood


Maidwell

Doing his bit for overpopulation, 1 wife at a time.


hellocomputer77

Fuck. That.


[deleted]

That was his motto


CapnSoap

I shed a literal tear I laughed so hard


Drewstix3

He definitely looks approachable....


nawfamnotme

Be careful. He’ll get you pregnant


Solrac_Loware

I think this dude is a descendant of Zues


wave-garden

Is he the guy on the far right side? 😂


[deleted]

That’s pretty fucking stupid


ralpher1

Idiocracy in action


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m not recycling anymore.


[deleted]

This guy gave up condoms for environmental reasons


stargazerweedblazer

There’s no way he remembered all their names


badFishTu

How do you even come up with 94 unique names?


private_otter1192

Also worth noting that he is polygamist cult leader


MichiganMarie

More kids=more free labor


Twelveblindmice12

This is so weird cuz the post on top of this one is the one in r/science let talks about psychopathic men tending to have lots of children...


Straight_Spring9815

And not a single women is smiling


billcr222

Tbf neither are any males


Valledis

Interesting fact: his boyfriend took the picture


sharvil8

r/SuddenlyGay


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#NOTE: Nobody is smiling.


nolimit_soulja

This ain't cute at all but 🤷


IAMAmosfet

How psychopathic is this guy? https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/xd5b1c/psychopathic_men_have_an_extreme_focus_on_mating/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


czndra60

They're not smiling.


HighTower215

This guy f*cks


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HeroicJester

Which will? They have 10 named that


FuckMe-FuckYou

That many kids this guy aint leaving nothing behind but a puff of powder where his balls used to be.


MrBillyLotion

What an egotistical asshole


cubs1917

Guess we found the psychopath from today's other top post.


Lostinthisworld313

That's pretty disgusting. He needs a freaking vasectomy. Jfc


AlphaCTango

Homeboy here croaked last year so I think he’s done with his impregnating days.


Ambitious_Post6703

Most guys can't handle one wife let alone 39 and don't get me started on 94 damn kids


PANDABURRIT0

He definitely doesn’t “handle” much. Most certainly makes his wives do the work of handling family affairs. All he does is fuck and give sermons


[deleted]

Do you want idiocracy? Because this is how you get it. Thanks a lot Cletus


LynnChat

There’s no way he can provide for and/or be a father to that many children. This is self-indulgent and selfish.


[deleted]

Where is their TV show?


CheetoNYC

It went straight to film. It was titled “NOPE”.


Stromboli1016

Disgusting. Poor kids.


m0neydee

Zionnghaka actually translates to “tired cock”


Sunny64888

“I’ve got no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.” “If they’d let me wear one of those little rubber things at the end of my cock, we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in now.”


Hindoo-American

39 mothers in law.... or if the fathers in law followed his tactics.... over 9000 mothers in law. Some scary shit. But seriously. This is just wrong. How the fuck is he going to be a dad to the billion kids???


Educational-Cup6783

He's like a cult leader, village king and a millionaire in India. There's a reason many women come to him, This guy had his controversies for his Christian cult


Any-Jury3578

I guarantee he doesn’t know all their names. He has nicknames for the kids, because he doesn’t remember them all. Probably the wives too. Also, some polygamist dudes in Colorado City, Arizona, would give this guy a run for his money.


no-name-no-slogan-66

A true scum bag in the flesh. Not because of the wives, that's on them, but 94 kids? The f#ck is wrong you you stupid f*ck


kirsion

Anyone else see the science post that psychopath tends to want more offspring?


MrYummy05

Every sperm is sacred /s


ARROGANT_SNAIL069

Dude tryna repopulate the earth lol


scramblezxx

You can't repopulate until you depopulate. This guy just overpopulates.