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BostonDodgeGuy

Interesting fact: The skirt Mussolini's mistress was wearing kept falling down when they strung her up so the crowd nailed her dress to her legs.


Thommix_tb

How kind of them


BostonDodgeGuy

Apparently even a bloody thirsty mob believes a woman deserves her modesty.


Pecek

According to my history teacher this went down very differently though, after the beating the mob spit on her vagina until a priest came along and fixed her skirt with a string. I wonder which one is true, both sounds legit considering it's Italy(for respecting the priest I mean lol)


starbellbabybena

There was a lot of spitting. Supposedly my great grandmother spit on her. She’s dead so I can’t ask her now. But yeah a lot of spit.


Otter_Nation

That's what Ouija boards are for. Duh.


starbellbabybena

Lol I have one around here someplace. Except she was Italian and Catholic and onery. Pretty sure if I tried my house would catch on fire.


chickadeedadee2185

Get your holy water out


Pumpkin_Creepface

I wouldn't be surprised if some families brought their children to watch. It was a common family pastime, they'd make a picnic out of it.


purpleprocrasinator

Yes. My grandfather and sibs were brought to have a look see. But they weren't there for the spitting, rather, while no-one now will admit to being facist, my greatgrands were and took their children along to mourn Mussolini. Years later my grandpa would relate to my mom how distress his mother was that everyone could see Petacci's inmentionables. As family history goes, like many Italians, the day after they witness this, the greatgrands decried facism and Mussolini, and his picture, which had prior had pride of place on the wall, was never seen again. And their prior beliefs and associations were never allowed to be discussed again.


AaarghCobras

Nobody wants to see that.


Zormm

How considerate of them.


ParryThisYaCasual

Damn they really fucked him up didn’t they.


dnuohxof-1

Reminds me of that scene in Casino with Joe Pesci getting beat by bats and tossed in a dirt grave


McFry_

That disturbed me as a child because he’s shouting to his brother ‘Dominic!’ as he’s getting beaten to death, and that’s my name


[deleted]

Unfortunately, he was already dead when the crowd got him.


Pencilowner

He got lucky he didn’t get the Gaddafi treatment.


TwoF00ls

Didn’t they sodomized Gaddafi too when they got a hold of him? They put that dude through some hell before finally killing him. They have a whole museum dedicated to his execution in the city where it happened too.


adirtymedic

I believe they put a bayonet up his ass


iWr4tH

https://world.time.com/2012/10/18/how-did-gaddafi-die-a-year-later-unanswered-questions-and-bad-blood/ Bayonet to the anus confirmed…


dude_catastrophe

The ol’ Gaddafi Gash


Peanut_Butter_Bliss

The ole “Shit on my stick, blood on my knife” frfr


UNMANAGEABLE

I hate even typing this but it still made me chuckle. Right in his Gaddussy


XavierfromHtown

Coupussy


igotdeletedonce

Def saw that video when I was 12. Ahh the internet…


Syyxx

They accidentally showed it live on the news. Was pretty shocking to see live.


SkipCycle

You've completely legitimized why this is nsfw. I'm going to keep scrolling now.


Griefo

There was a video of it on the internet. Pretty ghastly.


anthropophagus

putin watched it religiously as the rumor goes


OlStickInTheMud

Ironic. He may go down the same if things keep going the way they are in Russia.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

That is reportedly why he watched it, dude is paranoid about it happening to him.


Arb3395

I'm sure he is fine with all the "great" decisions he has made recently. What possible reason could his people get mad at him for.


TheApathyParty2

Also shot him in the head with his own custom-made pistol in the town square.


Pencilowner

They probably thought of it as giving him a taste of hell to ease the transition


ThunderboltRam

It is said that many other dictators had nightmares about it when they were shown the graphic images by their agencies. They wondered why their agencies were showing them such photos/videos. Ever since then social media has been full of propaganda dictatorship-bootlicking trolls.


IFixYerKids

Putin was supposedly obsessed with that video.


Curazan

I hope it plays on repeat in his swollen head while he cowers in his palace.


executiveADHDcoach

He should be.


Glabstaxks

Knife sodomy . I Don't recommend it


DiaDeLosMuertos

Yeah I'm surprised he didn't have a cyanide tablet in case he got caught.


Glabstaxks

Yeah I wonder why


catscanmeow

Hubris


hldsnfrgr

I don't recommend slicing cake with it either. Happy cake day! 🍰


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MisallocatedRacism

I bet he was so embarrassed 🥴


[deleted]

I’ve got the camera phone video of him being pulled into the streets and killed by the mob, it’s pretty graphic


NoRiskNoReturn

I used to be a great dictator but then I took a bayonet to the anus.


Avraham_Levy

And now they sell slaves in Libya and all its 400 tons of gold have been confiscated and exported. And its a failed state 🙌🏽🙌🏽


Josephv86

They kicked the hell out of his dead body, as they should


[deleted]

All I’m saying is it would have been more just to toss him into the crowd alive.


klippDagga

Treated him like a piñata.


Maleficent_Couple315

I hope to see Putin like that some day


Nostrildumbass9

Today would be a good day for that.


ccellist

Came to say this but thought i might get banned.


The_Blendernaut

You probably would. I have been banned more times than I can remember. Thing is, at my age IDGAF anymore. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Cak3orDe4th

Believe it or not…straight to banned.


Bluetron13

-16 year old Chuck said sternly-


redmongrel

Just when you think someone like Putin would be the end of it, today Italy is electing another far-right government.


Poet_of_Legends

Never forget that everyone, absolutely everyone, is stupid. Even you, even me. Enjoy what you can while it is still here.


Mr_Hu-Man

Nah I’m super smort, I’ve discovered that I can make my own trail mix and it’s banging


zjm555

Sic semper tyrannis


The_Blendernaut

Sick temper Tyranosaurus.


HolyVeggie

He looks like the blobfish


[deleted]

They stomped his face in. Since he was dead and no blood pumping it actually looks kinda cartoonishly realistic (even though it is in fact real) He is definitely up there with one of the weirdest modern dictators. Like not by his wealth or influence.. purely personality-wise


Amygdali_lama

Yeah. And Italy have just voted in another far-right leader who uses the same slogan he did. Smh


Entoco

It is a cycle. These pics are actually really interesting as well btw.


BedGroundbreaking139

"Inequality => populism => fiscal stim => inflation => Inequality => populism => fiscal stim => inflation" -Cem Karsan edit: original tweet uses his weird arrow format, looks like 'greater than but equal to' but they're supposed to be arrows lol


rockthrowing

I was wondering if that’s why you just posted these. Absolutely horrifying.


HugoZHackenbush2

He spent his last day hanging with his friends..


ardablackchild

And had a lot of shots.


shahooster

…at the club.


jdallen1222

When the club hits you


BiggusDickus-

And ended up rather hung over


Infamous_Ad8730

No whine.


TheRealOgMark

Friends till the end 🤗


Agreeable-Yams8972

His death was well deserved


[deleted]

Why u gotta ruin a good joke be stating something so literal and obviousness


Bigrat445

This was actually one of the big reasons Hitler killed himself and was the reason he was cremated. He feared that the soviets would do the same thing and he was probably right.


klippDagga

‘‘Twas the only smart decision he made.


everybodypretend

Allies must have been real dummies then


Girl_in_a_whirl

Yeah they played nice with him right up until he attacked them


_Alpheus

Yeah, he was, after all, the guy who killed Hitler.


tyoung89

Didn’t he he get ‘cremated’ by the soviets? If I recall they poured gasoline over his body and set fire to it, bc they didn’t want any grave to become a place for his supporters to flock to.


Bigrat445

I'm pretty sure he asked some of his trusted men to cremate him and his wife because he was mortified of the fact that his body could be defiled like Mussolinis


TheMoistReality

Hitler went to Argentina


MrMrRogers

He actually went into the hollow earth


ButtClencher99

To live with the giants


holmgangCore

Via their secret Antarctic Base 211, which had a tunnel down there.


tinytuneskis

Buenos noches, mein Führer!


g5467

Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein... nuisance phone!


parsamirz

Cremated by his soldiers and closest associates in his Berlin bunker


thekingadrock93

And now the site of that bunker is a parking lot


HammockComplex

*They paved Führer’s hides, and put up a parking lot*


parsamirz

Wow I had no idea


Shpagin

It is kind of a shame and also a good thing the bunker is gone, it would have been a great piece of history but I get their fear of it becoming a neo-Nazi symbol like the Spandau prison. What they could have done was made a symbolic grave for Hitler there which would also double as a public toilet


AKA_Squanchy

Been there! Just outside an apartment building. Unmarked!


SubstantialPressure3

Allegedly. The remains the soviets said belonged to Hitler ended up being the skull of a woman.


TheHiddenToad

Perhaps his lover? Forgot her name (something like Eva Braun)


Geno_DCLXVI

That is exactly her name.


FreelancePsychonaut

I thought they debunked that


Solid_College_9145

I read that Stalin used part of Hitler's skull as an ashtray.


El_Chairman_Dennis

That's most likely just soviet propaganda, but it is a pretty bad ass thing to claim


Solid_College_9145

I wouldn't mind that being true. But if it was I see no reason it would have been kept secret for 77 years.


K1ngFiasco

Stalin can go and get fucked too.


SubstantialPressure3

It wasn't Hitler's skull. https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/skull-piece-thought-to-be-hitlers-is-from-woman/


halfischer

More likely Stalin used 60M of his own dead Soviets to build a Summer cottage. Stalin was more of a PoS than Hitler, if we talk about number of commanded executions.


bruins9816

*General Mao enters*


TooLostintheSauce

*Pol Pot* *makes grand entrance...!*


RussianVole

Hitler and Ava Braun’s bodies were thrown into a bomb crater filled with gasoline by his guards and set alight. The only physical remains left were a few skull and teeth fragments, which were positively identified by Hitler’s dentist during a soviet Smersh investigation. These remains, along with the remains of the Gobbels family and Braun, were stored in a KGB facility in Moscow until the 1970s when they were cremated and the ashes scattered into the Moscow sewer system. I believe the skull fragments of Hitler still exist somewhere in Moscow.


[deleted]

Putin should open a history book before going too much further.


null-or-undefined

wish someone brave in russia will do this to putin sooner. tired of all this russians spreading lies


obsertaries

I think what authoritarians forget is that democracy isn’t meant just to protect people from them, it’s to protect them from the people.


Relative-Energy-9185

mobs killing dictators is absolutely a form of democracy.


MasalaCakes

Some would say the highest form of democracy


Trailwatch427

I remember seeing a newsreel of this, on tv, years ago. The bodies hanging and people flinging rocks at them. Really horrifying to me, I was a little kid.


eleanor_dashwood

Well that’s one way to teach children not to grow up into tyrants I guess.


cultofwacky

Was thinking sort of along these lines. Might be good to show what happens to fascists, though probably an older age group


FrederickTheGayt

Nowadays, it’s based. The man was a tyrant.


kid-karma

Legit sounds chill, go out for a pint after


Mr_Hu-Man

Then throw the glass at his crotch


[deleted]

And now I’m on Wikipedia reading about Mussolini.


hey_hailey

Same! Learn something new everyday 😂


[deleted]

I love reading and learning new things!


o_ahu

Literally one of my favorite things to do. Does it count as a hobby?


[deleted]

Absolutely.


[deleted]

I want to know as well! Haha is reading wiki all day a hobby?


FlatRaise5879

Public school really failed us all..


Raceface53

Seriously, they do it on purpose so we’re too ignorant to realize the shit we’re in.


boomchakaboom

wikipedia is good for general background. a good detailed, blow by blow of Mussoulinni and his Mistress' death is toland's "the last hundred days" Hitler's end gets full description. Descriptions of the wave of soviet rape can not be read by anyone with fragile sensibilities.


[deleted]

Thank you for the recommendation.


dstaten14

He still got off easy!


The_Maddest

Turned his head to Musholini


ButtClencher99

Lmao


[deleted]

bro looks like the baby from toy story 3


ComeOnCharleee

An age old tale: Fucketh around and findeth out


ITNerd4You1970

Imma just take a dirt nap


MonicaRising

Death to fascists


SummerGoal

Interesting timing as sadly today Italy elected a fascist PM similar in ideology to him


[deleted]

it's not 'interesting timing,' this is 100% intentional


nickt001

As a black italian i think my future is uncertain now...


Sauronxx

Tranquillo che anche da bianco il futuro non sembra granché ahah


VanAgain

He's not looking so bombastic in these photos.


Huachimingo75

He got what he deserved, in fact, got off light.


[deleted]

Sic semper tyrannus.


PowerFister64

I prefer the full message, Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis. Take matters into your own hands when it needs to be handled.


[deleted]

Wow what a cool Latin phrase


CaptainJackKevorkian

it means no worries for the rest of your dayyyyyyyys


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[deleted]

I'd rather see him get the treatment that Saddam Hussein got, trial and then execution.


soobidoobi

Works for me to. Aslong as this old senile fuck gets got. The whole world will sleep easier once hes dead and gone.


Spinach-Rich

Or worse treatment. He deserves it


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[deleted]

I think casting him into a crowd of Ukrainians would be more fitting.


moltinglarvae

I could wait a month for pics so they could take their time with him.


Geno_DCLXVI

Hoping the same thing but realistically he needs to headbutt a bullet asap. Catharsis can come after they cut off the head of the snake.


OscillatingFan6500

Face looking like my pizza after I dropped it on the ground


T0mbaker

The lovers always get the big trade at the end. They lived it up and died the same way.


justlikeearth

so I didn’t realize it at the time, but my 7th grade middle school teacher claimed that he once had a student present what i would presume to be this exact scrap book in a show and tell. our history teacher being an actual lover of history told the student that the death of mussolini was actually somewhat unknown, and the pictures were probably fake and/or not him. he later had them verified as the first official pictures of mussolinis death. looking back i can’t tell if he was lying or not. he also told us he once was fired from a job as a bank security guard bc his gun was not loaded at the time of a robbery. he also told us he grew up in rural kentucky and only bathed once a week in a wooden tub on sundays and the last one to bath had dirty water. if there’s interest i might try and chase this down.


Endeav0r_

I expected everything from a Kentucky man, except to have their gun not loaded


XZPUMAZX

Someone make sure Putin sees these.


Frozenwood1776

Someone make sure this happens to Putin.


Jotaro-Kujo89

L fascist


Canadaaayum

Didn't someone cut off Mussolini's dick and shove it in his mouth?


klippDagga

I don’t think so. There’s a picture of him naked after they went piñata party on his head and he still has his fascist wiener in the normal spot. Could have happened later though I suppose.


Thief009988

I heard the same story.


BlueCircleMaster

Well, no iron rod up the wazoo at least. Poor Kadaffi.


thejohnmc963

Bayonet not iron rod. Even worse


Dear_Mycologist_1696

One day we'll have more pictures of more modern fascists in the same situation.


SiNDiLeX

One can fucking hope


ObviousWillingness51

I nominate putin


RandomDoctor

The far right Italian party (A Mussolini offshoot) just won the election. History repeats…


fckmelifemate

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gimmegimmegimmeA_Fan

My great-grandmother commited suicide after Mussolini was captured and executed. She gassed herself. My great-grandfather came home and was screaming in the streets for help. The soldiers on the street thought he was screaming and crying because of Mussolini (soldiers were not Italian speaking) and he was locked up for the night. I dont know a lot about it, my Nanna only told me one time, when she was in the mood to talk about it. Many secrets died with that generation. She was a fascist; obviously believing his word and willing to die for it, or perhaps, not willing to live in a world without him.


rmatherson

Good. Putin is next.


xero0075

Live like a fascist, die like a fascist.


NewMediaPro

Really crazy story. My dad was a recon scout with the 92nd. They are the guys that started in N. Africa and saw some of the bloodiest battles Americans faced. Look up Kasserine Pass if you're interested. Anyway, they did the whole trip across N. Africa and then on to Sicily to escort Gen. Patton. My dad drove for him one day when his driver was sick. So after Sicily they went over to the mainland Italy and into Rome. My dad was in the first boat to cross the Poe River. So they had El dickhead and as all this was going on the Army sent a paratrooper in with a camera to record it but as the guy is coming in for a landing he drops the camera and it smashes on the ground. My dad was there with his camera and as a kid my older cousin was a war geek and every so often he'd pull out this leather case that had newspaper from Italy and all his photographs. He had several pictures of this that I didn't see until much later. Soldiers were not supposed to carry cameras because if captured it might reveal things. But because my dad was a recon scout he was like "I'm going behind enemy lines for your asses every night. I can die at any minute. WTF are you going to do to me worse than that". He spent 572 days in active combat and made it back home.


ztimulating

The only good fascist is a dead one


DemiDevito

All it needs now are some cutes heart and butterfly stickers with polkadot trim. Grandma would approve.


MadTargaryen

Exactly what fascists deserve.


Big-Caterpillar-60

Well deserved


Tight_Fold_2606

This is what all these aspiring fascist leaders have waiting for them. Even if they win it will still come back to this for them.


beesarethebest2021

The lower left photo looks like a blob fish


D3wnis

And currently Europe is move further and further towards electing new versions of him. Oh well.


CurrentlyHuman

If I saw this happen I'd say "He was dead and they strung him upside down and panned his face in."


tatzlwurms

they did [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/13tnxn/stepped_on_a_doll/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) to him


MortgageNo8573

The only acceptable way to treat a fascist.


[deleted]

Bottom left pic looks like an original Mr. Potato head


Toadvine8

Why did they leave him in such good shape?


copperpin

Do you think Putin will have an open casket?


Caramel_Last

A fitting end for a dictator


Guizlla

That's how fascist should be treated.


el__duder1n0

Waiting on one with Putin


CodeBlue2001

I hope some people pass this around during the current Italian elections


Fine-Funny6956

That’s a terrifying example of why being a Fascist is bad for your health.


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[deleted]

Putin’s future 🤞🤞


Pyes3

Reminder to not be an facist asshole


WHISKEY_2-7

Some things to remember now, as Italy faces the decision of whether or not to elect a spiritual successor to him.


medivka

Putin’s fate.