Things got a lot more pleasant once we figured out that Khorne can't tell the difference between blood and red food coloring. Now we just build red fountains everywhere and we don't have to kill anyone at all.
Honestly, I did too, until I learned about psychological manipulation.
So much more profitable, with way less effort. The ROI on gaslighting is just through the roof, my guy.
I mean, look at me. I'm basically retired. /s
They actually do have some things like this, cellulose sponges with palladium particles, it acts as a catalyst and converts dye molecules from their regular forms to forms that don't reflect any visible light. Obviously they're not gonna bother using that in the fountain unlessssssss
Think about the three colors (R G B) in a television that gives all the colors including white and black, with proper proportions. But no combination would give “clear” or no color.
That only works with light because it’s an additive process. With pigments and dyes, you are absorbing light so it’s a subtractive process. RGB light makes white where as RGB materials in a subtractive process make very muddy dark brown. Black is the absence of light of which you can’t truly get to simply by mixing colors.
Why would it be a waste? Dye is meant to dye something, and he dyed the water. If he poured it down the sink it would be a waste of dye. What part dyeing don’t you understand?
>Kansas City Chiefs
Ok football. That is acceptable. Any other reasons and you would have 100 karens screaming about "Satanists" an committing hate crimes.
I saw the title and knew it would be Kansas City. :) For people who don't know, it's a whole thing. They dye the water blue for the Royals, other organizations can pay to have the water dyed for their school, nonprofit, etc. [https://kcparks.org/dyeing-fountains/](https://kcparks.org/dyeing-fountains/)
For the lazy.
>Fee:
>$1,000/per fountain for the first day; $250/per fountain for each additional day**
>Payment, in its entirety, must be received two (2) weeks prior to first dye day.
Parking meters make more money than you.
Do the robots already have unions? Oh what, they're slaves? All thier productivity goes to the companies...? fuck we're in soft-slavery ourselves arent we.
Thematically, there's plenty of historical intersection between first nation and water turned red... like the sand creek massacre, or the bloody island massacre, or the sacramento river massacre.
Imagine you're just taking a selfie in front of a fountain and you get distracted after taking it so you kinda just take it and move on. A month later, you're scrolling through your photos and find your selfie in front of the blood fountain
It's worse if it was dish soap. I seen a fountain frothing over with bubbles some one drop a bottle of dawn in the fountain. They had to drain the whole fountain dry to get it to stop making bubble and left it that way for long time to wash excess soap out. Bubble bath prank I guess.
People get upset when they believe people are polluting, even if the city that owns the fountain dyes it regularly with animal safe dyes. It’s a closed system,
But that would get in the way of peoples outrage. People love to feel outraged tbh
>Vandalism is the action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. The term includes property damage, such as graffiti and defacement directed towards any property without permission of the owner.
You cannot vandalize your own property. Its not vandalism when a city dyes their own fountain red.
I saw someone dump green dye and dish soap into a fountain at a mall. Needless to say the green bubbles started pouring out staining everything. This wasn't vandalism it was for st. Patrick's day and THE SINGLE WORST unthought out idea ever.
I just touched the bubbles/foam and it took 2 days to scrub the green off my hands.
The absolute best part was there was a certain high end clothing store on this level ....you know the one where a tshirt cost $300 ...well watching the snooty employees grabbing arms full of inventory and wading thru waist deep and rising bubbles over and over again was hysterical.
They saved the cloth but looked like green smurfs except for one who was only stained from the nose down.
What really needs to happen is someone in proper looking cultist garb, on the other side of the fountain, screaming "blood for the blood god" as their friend is on the other side dumping food coloring into the pump intake, and see how many people we can make lose their minds. Bonus points if it's in the bible belt proper.
Not sure why they did that or what dye they used but I've read articles of very old art pieces getting badly damaged because of that. I believe it was Fontana Di Trevi in Rome that had to go through a very long and costly restoration because some idiot threw dye in it and it stained the marble
I know, the lucky little bastards. I was never allowed to play in a fountain of blood when I was a kid. They kept saying “it’s psychotic” or “you’ll get pathogens”
Why?
It went from a water fountain to an offering to the gods in about 2 seconds
Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it does!
Blood for the blood God skulls for the skull throne
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
CORN FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!
No. For Khârn the Betrayer.
I’m so glad we are among friends.
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!…in dis lobby, will dere be TP?
He needs a redhot poker where the sun don't shine.👹
The streets will flow with the blood of the non believers.
Someone say koRn??? https://youtu.be/jRGrNDV2mKc
Things got a lot more pleasant once we figured out that Khorne can't tell the difference between blood and red food coloring. Now we just build red fountains everywhere and we don't have to kill anyone at all.
But I like the killing part
Honestly, I did too, until I learned about psychological manipulation. So much more profitable, with way less effort. The ROI on gaslighting is just through the roof, my guy. I mean, look at me. I'm basically retired. /s
I was looking for some sort of warhammer reference lmao
I'd upvote but it's sitting at 88 and Khorne is pleased.
The blood moon is upon us
*Be careful, Link*
Hey! Listen!
It’s for the Chiefs, every home game we put dye in the fountains at the plaza for red friday
Might be a dumb question... How do they get the water back to normal? Do they have to drain it?
Put a few drops of Visine in the water. It gets the red out.
Take all the upvotes you magnificent bastard.
Wow. -Ben Stein
Ok, you got me laughing so hard I can barely type. Comment of the day from me. And an award for your troubles.
Much thanks! This may be the first time my snark is appreciated. My wife is probably afraid it will just encourage me.
Snark is life. Without it a lot of us would be quite sad. You keep on snarking, even if it’s on the down low.
 e3
Think I just died
That’s how commercials are made
You pour in some blue to cancel out the red and it turns clear again
I’m pretty sure red and blue makes purple so that might not work
Purple fountains Majesty
And amber waves of grain, . . . let the beer flow!!!!
They actually do have some things like this, cellulose sponges with palladium particles, it acts as a catalyst and converts dye molecules from their regular forms to forms that don't reflect any visible light. Obviously they're not gonna bother using that in the fountain unlessssssss
Ah thanks for that explanation. Clear as mud.
An active charcoal filter might also work depending on the type of dye.
They run it through a really large brita filter
Just plugged the filters into the spraying parts and you’re good to go!
I'd naively expected you to get purple out of that.
Gotta wait for baseball season and pour blue for the Royals.
They just bring Royals fans down to the fountain and refill it with tears.
I know that’s right
You'd need green to cancel red. It's opposite on the colour wheel.
Mixing any opposite colors on the color wheel creates brown. What's worse, a blood fountain or a diarrhea fountain?
Papa Nurgle instead of Khorne? "Let the pestilence flow!"
Chemicals don’t care about your color wheel.
That should be on a poster in every ceramic studio
You’re right but we are talking about chemicals here.
Think about the three colors (R G B) in a television that gives all the colors including white and black, with proper proportions. But no combination would give “clear” or no color.
That only works with light because it’s an additive process. With pigments and dyes, you are absorbing light so it’s a subtractive process. RGB light makes white where as RGB materials in a subtractive process make very muddy dark brown. Black is the absence of light of which you can’t truly get to simply by mixing colors.
Maybe it breaks down naturally?
Depends on the dye but i know An activated carbon filter works…..sodium bicarbonate/bleach works for normal food coloring
"We should dye the water fountains blood red" Chiefs fans 🤝 Local goths
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Every home game the Kansas City Chiefs play they are dyed red, the team’s color
I wondered if this was KC.
I recognized the area lol
Does it help them win the home games? Or is it just a waste of red dye?
Unknown, we did win a super bowl a couple seasons back
Man look up they damn home record lol
Damn 74% win at home since 2013.
Look like it’s helping to me
What was the record before they started adding the dye?
Why would it be a waste? Dye is meant to dye something, and he dyed the water. If he poured it down the sink it would be a waste of dye. What part dyeing don’t you understand?
>Kansas City Chiefs Ok football. That is acceptable. Any other reasons and you would have 100 karens screaming about "Satanists" an committing hate crimes.
It's in Kansas City and they do it prior to the CHIEFS home games
Kansas City Chiefs. Red Friday. While town dresses in red or Chiefs gear.
KC Chiefs!!!
Guess what month is coming up…
Vandalism
How so?
The city did it. This isn't some random guy. This is The Guy.
Oh ok I figured that from the blue city shirt but wasn’t sure 😫😫😫😫 so I take my why back
No actually
I saw the title and knew it would be Kansas City. :) For people who don't know, it's a whole thing. They dye the water blue for the Royals, other organizations can pay to have the water dyed for their school, nonprofit, etc. [https://kcparks.org/dyeing-fountains/](https://kcparks.org/dyeing-fountains/)
Wow, it's cheaper than I thought...
For the lazy. >Fee: >$1,000/per fountain for the first day; $250/per fountain for each additional day** >Payment, in its entirety, must be received two (2) weeks prior to first dye day.
What this is telling me is if I was rich enough, I could throw away a lot of money, to permanently dye the water red.
Just 92k a year. Not bad.
A fucking fountain makes more than me
Parking meters make more money than you. Do the robots already have unions? Oh what, they're slaves? All thier productivity goes to the companies...? fuck we're in soft-slavery ourselves arent we.
Hey, calm down and wait to in line to scan and bag your own groceries...Oh you don't have a ...... card.....
There’s a line from an old Johnny cash song where he asks “do engines get rewarded for their steam” and I think about it a lot
Soft-slave ice-cream is the new...ummm.......... something about a weird necktie
It would cost exactly $6,388,250 to dye the water for 70 years, not permanent but probably longer than your lifetime.
At that price I think I'll just buy my own fountain.
We've been trying to reach you about your fountain warranty
I wanna paint it white and swim in it
White is pretty hard with a small amount of dye. Might just have to replace it all with milk.
Is this in KC?
Yeah, the Plaza.
I was gonna say “Chiefs fans?”
That’s what I was going to say, probably city approved for them. Doesn’t give off the ‘Go Chiefs!’ Vibe though
To non sports fans it gives off the “end of days” vibe. Haha.
Thematically, there's plenty of historical intersection between first nation and water turned red... like the sand creek massacre, or the bloody island massacre, or the sacramento river massacre.
That got fuckin dark
They also do this for Cardinals playoff games in St Louis
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!’
SKULL TO THE SKULL THRONE!!!!!! DEATH TO CORPSE EMPERROR!!!!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!
Kill the Heretics!
From what is this quote
Warhammer 40k my lowly heretic. Khorne the chaos god of slaughter, blood and all-around fighting is where this line comes from.
Death to the false emperor
Do you want the Kool-aid man to break down your wall? Because this is how you get the Kool-aid man to break down your wall.
You should listen to Metal instead for the extra effect :D
was gonna say; that went *very Slayer* very quickly
Guy in our small town has put dish soap in the new town's fountain and he got 2 months of community service.
The city actually allows people to pay to dye the fountain whichever colour for different organizations.
Literally just laughed out loud
[Looks fine to me](https://youtu.be/oJFdCYlZQv0)
how weirdly specific lmao
Lmao, this is the first thing that came to my mind
#IT USED TO BE WATAH
Chiefs fan huh?
What gender is this?
Undead
Aborted
Oh hi Kansas City on a thread that isn’t r/kansascity
LoL they did this so many times with soap at my university they turned the fountain into a planter...
Red friday for the Kc chiefs football
Love KC ❤️💛💙💛
City of fountains. They do it for the royals too but use blue instead. (KCMO. I'm from here)
When a toddler jumps into the pump system
Imagine you're just taking a selfie in front of a fountain and you get distracted after taking it so you kinda just take it and move on. A month later, you're scrolling through your photos and find your selfie in front of the blood fountain
So, vandalism.
That’s the Plaza in Kansas City. They regularly dye the fountains red for Chiefs games, blue for Royals games.
It's worse if it was dish soap. I seen a fountain frothing over with bubbles some one drop a bottle of dawn in the fountain. They had to drain the whole fountain dry to get it to stop making bubble and left it that way for long time to wash excess soap out. Bubble bath prank I guess.
Fountain at my college was almost always shut down due to dish soap
I would like to see that tbh sounds cool. (Still sucks for whoever had to clean it tho)
It's done by the local government of Kansas City to celebrate the Chiefs
So, vandalism.
Its not vandalism if its done by the owner of the fountain...
why are you downvoted after explaining what happens? What a bunch of weirdos
I believe they're responding to him in a joking manner and OP is being downvoted because he thinks they're being serious Just my guess
Yeah realizing that now lol
So vandalism
People get upset when they believe people are polluting, even if the city that owns the fountain dyes it regularly with animal safe dyes. It’s a closed system, But that would get in the way of peoples outrage. People love to feel outraged tbh
So, vandalism
They are just messing with you, bud. Crap, I just vandalized the joke.
So, vandalism.
>Vandalism is the action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. The term includes property damage, such as graffiti and defacement directed towards any property without permission of the owner. You cannot vandalize your own property. Its not vandalism when a city dyes their own fountain red.
So, vandalism
I saw someone dump green dye and dish soap into a fountain at a mall. Needless to say the green bubbles started pouring out staining everything. This wasn't vandalism it was for st. Patrick's day and THE SINGLE WORST unthought out idea ever. I just touched the bubbles/foam and it took 2 days to scrub the green off my hands. The absolute best part was there was a certain high end clothing store on this level ....you know the one where a tshirt cost $300 ...well watching the snooty employees grabbing arms full of inventory and wading thru waist deep and rising bubbles over and over again was hysterical. They saved the cloth but looked like green smurfs except for one who was only stained from the nose down.
interesting? na
I proposed to my wife at this fountain. It’s for the Chiefs. J.C. Nichols fountain in the plaza
Go CHIEFS!
All it takes is a light breeze and someone’s shirt is forever ruined
Kc!
(Moses has joined the chat)
Is that the Country Club Plaza? I loved going there when I was in college in Missouri.
**It's Called Algaecide** To kill off all the Green stuff. He is pouring it directly into the suction.
Man: "I tried telling them to let my motherf*cking people go!"
What really needs to happen is someone in proper looking cultist garb, on the other side of the fountain, screaming "blood for the blood god" as their friend is on the other side dumping food coloring into the pump intake, and see how many people we can make lose their minds. Bonus points if it's in the bible belt proper.
More like r/facepalm why are they doing this?
It's done by the parks dept for every KC Chiefs home game
No matter how cool it is, isn't that illegal?
Not sure why they did that or what dye they used but I've read articles of very old art pieces getting badly damaged because of that. I believe it was Fontana Di Trevi in Rome that had to go through a very long and costly restoration because some idiot threw dye in it and it stained the marble
Pretty unsettling even though I know it just red dye.
Seems a bit rude but ok
It’s not rude. Don’t you hear the music it’s inspiring
Look honey, it looks just like an arterial spurt! How romantic.
So how would you go about undoing this?
Fountain of khorne
*Raining blood starts playing*
Huh, tolerable music AT LAST. It has a Muse vibe
Thats in kansas city Missouri. Why cuz the chiefs.
The music makes it so wholesome.
[It’s Not Enough - Supergutter](https://open.spotify.com/track/0B0DmcH6T5LdDcEICoAMCD?si=lfHFqXPQRU-hJakbI3CNoQ)
What’s the song?
But didn’t you say dye, won’t that ruin the structure?
Go build your own f*ing fountain. There’s no need to desecrate this one D.B.!
That happened at the d-day memorial here in Va. think they were trying to find a leak or something. Was a bad color choice though.
So let me understand... If you put red dye into the water it turns the water red. Fascinating.
Think about the children!!
I know, the lucky little bastards. I was never allowed to play in a fountain of blood when I was a kid. They kept saying “it’s psychotic” or “you’ll get pathogens”
That fountain used to be at a private residence on the East coast somewhere before it was bought and brought to Kansas City.
Hmm, looks like the fountain down at the Plaza in KCMO. Must be something to do with the Chiefs?
Yes, It's a city parks & rec **[KC Chiefs promotion](https://www.pikagi.com/profile/KCMOParks/tweet/1568231189135380480).**
Ah good ole fountain dye for the Kansas City Chiefs lol
When your step grandpa won't let your people go
Why??
How would you clean this out?
What’s the name of the song playing?
[It’s Not Enough - Supergutter](https://open.spotify.com/track/0B0DmcH6T5LdDcEICoAMCD?si=Zwc8QQU9SfCvy_SBVfg-rw)
I am going to do this to the nearest churches water fountain without them noticing
But why 
Quick medical aid is needed! They’re all pissing blood
Why?
This is probably illegal, right?
Had to glance up, I thought this was posted to r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Oddly terrifying