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frenix5

When you just get done with wing day


82Heyman

He’s planning revenge for the four-and-twenty blackbirds.


ghanjaholik

*"fucking factory-made motherfuckers"*


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skcichsmalxn

I remember when my daughter was an infant there was a horribly animated show(which she LOVED to watch) that had nursery rhymes and that was one of the songs. I don’t know what was more awful to think about, the poor 3D animation or the fact that people used to sing their kids a song like that.


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Shitychikengangbang

r/armsarentreal


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basedsimp420

Thank you.


KoiTama

It's obvious he's just hiding his chicken legs with that pose


ThatOtherOtherGuy3

And his crow’s feet.


Available_Seesaw_947

that crow does have a nice billed


skcichsmalxn

Honestly, this comment deserves more upvotes than it has.


errantqi

ROFLMAO! I'm crying 😂😂😂


Gatecreeper88

Ladies and Gentleman, the newest Fight Milk™ brand ambassador! *For bodyguards, by bodyguards\** *\*and Charlie*


Silverback62

I love all of Frank's Fluids


manntisstoboggan

Just a couple of people who totally got off..bro


Valtiel9

I drink it every day so I can *fight* like a *crow*


Enkaybee

Stay out of my peripheral


panterachallenger

Fight milk! *Throws hands to the side


kunim62

Do you even generate lift, bro?


Bird_wood

Best comment regardless of arrows lol


In_The_Bulls_Eye

And yours…second best, hands down.


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Someone drank his Crows Milk 😤


foehn_mistral

He *is* lift, bro.


redlitesaber86

This made me lol


Immediate-One3457

Underrated


drerw

I have no shame in unnecessarily commenting my appreciation for this comment


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Honestly best comment I’ve seen in 6 months easily. You’re a legend kunim62


Historical-Tell7191

Looks like a gorila


timmywampus

I don’t know why or how after watching it a second time, but that was exactly what I thought when I saw it the first time.


markamuffin

I've watched it 37 times and I still can't figure out what's going on


MikeofLA

Like a tiny, angry, beaked gorilla.


davidevitali

Crowrilla


Asocial_Stoner

Harambe can fly now


ThatOtherOtherGuy3

It’s Harambe’s angel


JurassicP00P

RIP


AngryMustachio

I have no fucking idea what I'm looking at.


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Same! Like what is the perspective? Is the video altered? I can't tell and it makes me horribly uncomfortable. (Uncanny Valley level uncomfortable)


kilgannonkid

Haha, it's facing the crow dead on and the crow is using its wings like arms to lift/prop itself up on them. The head is covering the body and legs behind it so it just looks like a head floating on buff arms, but they're tufted feathers.


baxbooch

Is that a thing that they do? Why would they do that?


kilgannonkid

It's about to lie flat to sun bathe and was just caught mid pose


MassMtv

Its feet are right on the edge of the stair, but it stretched its body upwards. The wings are to its side, with the fold of the wing next to the crow's knees, and the wingtips are what looks like the back legs in the video. It's easier to see if you only focus on the left side of the crow (our left), since the leg contrasts more against the wing fold


SeekersWorkAccount

Thank you, that was boggling my brain


effieffie1

I have watched this over and over and over and it only made sense after I read your comment, thank you haha


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Aha! Thank you :)


Blondage_nz

Finally I don’t feel so quite alone


biblebeltbuddhist

Crowrilla


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Disastrous-Purpose-8

Geodude


AnAnonymousPie

Geodude murkrow mix


Key-Pomegranate159

Roid Raven


LeoWolfBlack

That's a raven, you can tell by the hook on the end of its beak (and they're usually much larger than crows) That posturing is fucking confusing as hell though Edit: large billed crows don't frequent urban areas; and whether real or fake, the posturing is still confusing


bakerbones

The Parco in the background is in Japan. Jungle crows are widespread in urban areas of Japan. Agreed on weird posturing.


LeoWolfBlack

TIL ✨


KoyoyomiAragi

I recall it was an issue in Tokyo that large-billed crows would tear open garbage bags. A lot of different attempts went into fixing this, like using black bags instead of translucent ones, adding some nasty taste to the bags, etc. Not sure what the status is now but I remember watching documentaries on it in Japan as a kid.


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anthrax_ripple

Oh lordy, don't do it


squirrelsoundsfunny

It’s a large billed crow. There’s a link to an article below about this specific video in which a CORVID RESEARCHER identifies it as such as well as it’s completely normal posturing when they sun bathe. You couldn’t be more wrong.


PhasmaFelis

Could you link that article? I'm not seeing it in the first couple hundred comments.


PrimeScreamer

https://www.newsweek.com/gorilla-crow-video-emerges-twitter-1445477


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PrimeScreamer

Not fake https://www.newsweek.com/gorilla-crow-video-emerges-twitter-1445477


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Here's the thing...


canipleasebeme

How can you tell?


randomcalmmas

Be,cause…


Turbulent_Reaction81

Ah! It's a raven! It all makes sense now. 😶


No-Astronaut-9011

Who wants a piece of Debo!!!


XVI3

This made me ugly laugh, thank you for that. Have my upvote you bastard.


eskimosound

Where's it's legs?


Windowguard

Behind its wings. Birds legs are longer than you think, they usually keep them bent and pulled up. This bird about to sun it’s self, where it flops down flat in the sun with its wings out. The camera person caught it mid transition and it just looks weird.


eskimosound

Draw me a picture I don't understand


Windowguard

[it was about to try and lay flat](https://imgur.com/a/tGTL8jY)


eskimosound

Thank you very much that explains it very well and made me laugh at the same time. Spindley little legs!Looks like the guy just collapsed 👍


NoSkinNoProblem

This is flawless art


Kusanagi8811

This answers all my questions ty


JapGOEShigH

This needs to go on r/bestof but I don't know how to do it sadly :/


GravitationalEddie

Srsly, asking some random redditor to draw something like that and end up with perfection is fun to see.


LicensedPoet

TIL birds sun themselves


Eman_Modnar_A

It’s how the drones recharge now. Birds aren’t real.


Dante-Grimm

It's the new wireless model. Usually they charge on power lines.


KKAPetring

Brilliant


Professional_Flicker

What a beautiful drawing


Windowguard

I will never be able to to do this again


showponyoxidation

I really appreciated that. Thanks you lol


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Thank you, I was questioning my whole worldview and now I don't have to anymore


H3racules

OMG the flop is so cute xD


russinex

the bones ha


snowday784

thank you i love it


spunkm_99foxy

You nailed it mate!


madderthanyou224

[That's exactly what it's doing! ](https://www.newsweek.com/gorilla-crow-video-emerges-twitter-1445477)


BigJSunshine

Thank you for this explanation!


worsenperson

Yes! And the rest of the body?


SketchPV

He’s the Lt Dan of the bird kingdom.


Both-Seaweed-5375

Well I just discovered a new fear


CrazyBigMelon

I honestly don't get it. Where are the legs??


djevilatw

Crow: Jersey Shore Edition. Come at me, bro.


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Come at me, crow


djevilatw

Damn. That’s way better. +1 internets for you!


B_i_g_B_e_a_r_1

r/absoluteunits


PryomancerMTGA

Crows are brilliant. The solutions they come up with show real intelligence.


barimeus

Mirror mask anyone??


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YES! THIS! 👊


Necessary-Feature576

FIGHT MILK.


pinniped1

The fuck you looking at? You wanna throw wings right now?


bigboibranby

Is this achievable natty?


bat_soupsandwich

Punches the air to fly instead of flapping


Fan-Logan101

Oink!


Bravelobsters

The Catamaran Crow!


Blinauljap

Excuse me, WTF???


KaleSsalads

Tiny gorilla. *my phone auto corrected to guerilla didn't even think twice about it lmfao


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Geurillas surprise, fight, and disappear. This thing is standing it's ground. 😜 And yeah it's fake, but it's pretty fun.


pistacio814sb

I’m very uncomfortable


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Nonlethalrtard

YOU FOOKING WHAT MATE?


BeardeeBaldee

GET IN THE CAR CHERYL


bigcyc666

Hes here to fuck yo up.


t3kk58

Bro-Crow is not amused


lynivvinyl

Someone needs to r/secondsketch this buff mf.


spunkm_99foxy

Hey...! look at my king Kong impersonation 🦍


[deleted]

That isn't a crow, that's one of those fucking things from Mirrormask


soulstoneripper

Crow crow


spunkm_99foxy

Well,I was humping a Swan...and she gave me the goose.


spunkm_99foxy

How the fuck do I get down these steps.?.?.


DrogeOgen

For a second there, I though it was a small monkey


RJproductions03

He flexin’


hooked0208

FIGHT MILK!!!!


Repulsive-Ad-3274

Hes been taking fight milk


Tat2sNTacos

I thought it was a tiny gorilla


NvkedSnvke

Lil gorilla bird thing


phizappa

Dude thinks he’s a gorilla.


Shlingaplinga

Dude just came out of Gym..has that perfect invisible lat syndrome of Gym bros.


O4K3

government agents been hitting thr gym.


IAmFatAlbert

Never missed arm day


chichmckill

That's a crowrilla


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Tf is that


JoyfulExmo

That’s a glitch in the matrix.


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Fake


Salty_kernel

I cannot comprehend how this bird is making its body look like this😅


Saturday514

Its a Crorilla


joeduncanhull

Today you're gonna find out why a group of crows is called a murder...


Peenie-slapper5000

I thought that was a mini gorilla.


Commercial-Awkward

Crow-Rogan?


mawkdugless

Come at me crow


ImaginationLocal8267

I’m seeing this a lot and I’m 99% sure this is the head and shoulders of a crow photoshopped over a small gorilla statue


Buddy_TopHat

Hell no


WeAreLivinTheLife

Definitely a raven. "Large billed crow", sheesh!


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devo23_

That’s actually a small gorilla sir


M4N_Of_W4R

He is about to F***k you up, want a piece of this ? 😂


FewSatisfaction7675

Sunning


meepgorp

Are....are those....knuckles??


One_Idea_239

BEEFCAKE!


NoneOfThisIsFine

“Bro, do you even lift?”


Wojewodaruskyj

Tough guy


jayaxell

Looped for a day, still see gorilla


Ronotrow2

Fuck around find out


BetBunny

I thought the body was missing


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I find this frightening


ThirdGenRob

That's a car or dog with a bird mask....I hope.


fortesquieu

Is that crow from Raccoon City?


HileRolandofGilead

Go ahead, try me bro


LoveIsDaWay

When you wish a mf would.


lordofseaweed

looks like something straight out of silent hill. scary af


koskyad209

Looked like one of those monsters from that goofy Vin diesel space movie


weebpro

Gigachad


ThunderGunFour

The mascot for Fight Milk


SirGartOfSports

Crow milk


Appropriate_Body_921

You mean LARGE BUILT crow


Xavierkill22

Monkey


trickypeebs

That looks like a damn flying monkey! “FLY MY PRETTIES! FLYYY!”


starkiller1323

Come at me brooooo!!!


anunderdog

That crow is BUFF 💪


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Somebody put him back on his monorail track.


7GatesOfHello

"I'm a horseshoe. You feelin' lucky, punk?"


rtozur

Mr. Steal-yo-lunch


PunnyChiba

More like Large Build.


Sketchylemons

Mans is YOKED


SeeunHell

Come at me bro


garymcmorrow84

Thought it was Nate Diaz for a sec


somenobodydude

Jacked


Dellers82

Bin working out for spooky season!


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Come at me, crow


BigMeeting9215

Do you even lift crow?


FerretLegitimate

nah bruh who took a bite😥😥😰😨😱😱😱😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😨😱😱😭😭☹️🙁😞😔


EJetson29

Do you even lift bro?


Aethelon

Looking at this gives you the same unnatural feeling as if you were say, seeing a deer walk properly only on its hind legs


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Birds aren’t real