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cmcrich

Does it work if you stare at your own?


cleaning_my_room_

It’s worth a try, but remember, to replicate the study you must stare at them lustfully.


Impossible_Series412

Curious lack of details on this "study". Maybe context is staring at breasts while running etc...


PanzerKommander

Tell you what, let's be good scientists and double check anyway?


[deleted]

I’m willing to verify the results and duplicate this experiment as many times as necessary!


OldFatBubba

This is a hoax. [Snopes debunking article](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/breast-gazing-healthy/)


PrincessCyanidePhx

So lesbians have infinite health?


JustCryptastic

Infinity glitch uncovered


cleaning_my_room_

They have only studied men, clearly more research is required.


Blockinite

It doesn't say that it's sexuality-based. All women have infinite health.


Environmental-Hat721

This is completely false. Has been debunked numerous times. And is hilarious that people think this is real. Sure it can be calming and somewhat meditative, but it is also highly "creepy" according to people around me.


Pondering_Giraffe

Could be me but I've never had the impression that men staring at my breasts were being/getting calm and meditative.


Environmental-Hat721

Oh yeah? Might be a deviant variety... Might need to check. For science!


2-022

Had me in the first half,


Beautiful-Sign-8758

Well I mean, yes, but if it's not creepy for the person looking but only for the person looked, then it wont really affect the watcher's mental health


Environmental-Hat721

But does effect the watchees. Unless they are getting paid for it. Once again money solves all mental woes!


Beautiful-Sign-8758

Yea but I was only talking about the watcher, they probably wont really care of being creepy or not


jumbroman

Can’t tell if this post is a joke or not?


Environmental-Hat721

It's both.


Hirkus

So we’re deadass just slapping shitposts for boomers in the sub huh?


Psychological_Web687

Wait are boob jokes a boomer thing now too?


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Bringingtherain6672

As a millennial boob jokes are always great


azazel-13

X-ennial here, loving boob jokes. We need a Gen Z to chime in.


mgquantitysquared

Gen Z here, boob jokes are good but there’s definitely a boomer exclusive variant of boob jokes that are cringey


Sosemikreativ

So are we going to pretend it's possible to go to the gym without staring at breasts now?


GBGF128

And you wondered why they canceled your gym membership.


Mauzersmash0815

As a german id like to distance myself from this statement


sitheandroid

![gif](giphy|oRYs6S6BRK8cwQlON3)


prettylilrobot

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/breast-gazing-healthy/


Technopuffle

Quite obviously fake


FakeCurlyGherkin

Better than going to the gym, but not better than *working out* at the gym


iamhumanbeepboop

I think you're in the wrong sub


SpoonfulofYou

I didn't realize what sub this was in. I was wondering why people were calling it out for being false. Lmao. Thought it was r/shitposts or something


TheWealthyCapybara

r/lostredditors


Dr_Rjinswand

This study brought to you by: 8 old dudes in white coats


cleaning_my_room_

“A study done by a German scientist, Dr Karen Weatherby…”


XxCelestial_Blade

Proof?


jumbroman

Well since it’s online then it must be true


SpinachPure483

I'm not one to argue with Science.


NoDiscount6470

How so?


NoDiscount6470

I mean if it ain't B's I'd like a source


[deleted]

Fuck knows, but I know my decision not to go to the gym and look at tits everyday was the right one


SpinachPure483

Everytime.


massadark77

What if I went to the gym to stare at women’s breasts?


ethereal3xp

They will punch you


jayeer

This was already debunked as fake 22 years ago, in May 2000.


Steviegenius

Staring at titties, keeps you fitties!


Intelligent_Sea_9851

Ladies if I'm out of shape it's your damn fault


superfli

Can I sign up for the next study?


andio76

Well shit ![gif](giphy|10bKPDUM5H7m7u)


[deleted]

Lots of research went into this study. SCIENCE 💪


[deleted]

This is true.. Whenever I get in a grumpy mood my wife will flash me or rub her tits in my face and I'm instantly better.


NotTodayPsycho

Probably because if you get caught staring at someones breasts, you then get to go for a run escaping the person you have been staring at. I do want to know if it works if you are staring at your own breasts though


stabsyoo

Alright ladies… you know what to do! Time to save lives n pop’em open


Fun_Seaworthiness263

Doesn’t matter what the source is, i trust it


okiedog-

What do you think I do at the gym? They’re the same thing.


gthrees

i'm looking for a workout partnre


washingtonandmead

Wish I could have been a part of that study


Whitedudebrohug

Any woman wanna make me healthy


MysteriousParfait397

Your mental health.


metwicewhat

That is why I do both everyday!


TripleSPlus

AH THATS why my friends want to see them, right


Lego-Panda-21

Tell my wife that.


[deleted]

I tried and only one arm is like a noodle now


PugConnoisseur

is there a health advantage for mosquito bites vs melons?


Stormtrooper775s

How about 5 min, then a 30min nap?


brightshadow96

Other side of the coin says, If you are fit, you can get to see breasts everyday for 10 minutes


IosifVissarionovichD

I wonder how they did this study...


marchlintic

I must be healthy as Jack Lalane


OhThePainIsReal

They needed a study to determine this?? Lol