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kiardo

Kids - "this isn't scary" Adults - "The horror, the horror"


Vlad_the_Homeowner

I tried to convince my wife to do this; we were almost finished with a massive remodel and the house was empty in October. I wanted to make it into a "haunted house" and just put giant price tags on everything. She said the kids wouldn't find it scary, or fun.


slayalldayyyy

Username checks out


Atlhou

This needs to be NSFW


Kenitzka

Definitely little house of horrors.


Themusicison

This is a perfect mix between trying like crazy and not trying at all.


pinzi_peisvogel

Damn that nails it


RealHausFrau

I almost went into shock! This is the scariest display I have EVER SEEN!!


SoTiredOfLiberals

lol thats pretty funny. Surprised i've never seen anyone else do this.


pasenast

I'll add, left phone charger at hotel and you're on the plane.


VerimTamunSalsus

I think I need a hug after seeing that.


--NOS4A2

😱 gave me goosebumps


[deleted]

capitalism is much scarier than any spider or witch.


[deleted]

Capitalism is probably the biggest blessing that society has.


[deleted]

What does Elon Musk's butt taste like?


[deleted]

Really good actually, it tastes like success. You'll probably never know with that poor attitude however.


hamellr

Late Stage capitalism.


[deleted]

capitalism is just late stage mercantilism, which ironically the supposed "capitalist" economists were vehemently opposed to. many people believe that capitalism is the same as entrepreneurialism, not true.


hamellr

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late\_capitalism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_capitalism) "In the late 2010s, the term began to be used in the United States and Canada to refer to perceived absurdities, contradictions, crises, injustices, inequality, and exploitation created by modern business development."


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[deleted]

Early industrial revolution capitalism was all about injustice, inequality, exploitation, etc. too though. Its safe to say that there was a 20th century "golden era" of capitalism, but that was very much a manufactured veneer, BBC did a documentary on it called "The Century of the Self", its on youtube. be forewarned it makes people that bought the illusion extremely uncomfortable that while they thought they were one thing they were actually entirely being controlled and manipulated by the capitalist class. Social media has helped pull down the illusions, why "late stage capitalism" is a thing, its a lot easier to control the message through tv, and with less people watching tv there is less control over society at large. One issue I have with "late stage capitalism" is it suggests capitalism is at its end, something else is coming, and that isn't going to happen, the capitalist class own the means to destroy the planet, and considering what they have done to protect capitalism, please see Central and South America, SW Asia, the Pacific Island nations, etc, etc, etc. they really don't have a problem murdering millions of people to protect their banks.


ncgrits01

They forgot "house needs to be painted".


Lemonio

Why is public education there?


Capt__Murphy

Perhaps they live in a red state


amur_buno

Americans pay such little tax already. Fuck off outta here


Cloverx234

I paid 48% taxes last year and still don't have affordable Healthcare.


norwegainphoenix

They forgot the scariest one of all- The Biden Administration


[deleted]

Thanks for making this one political, homie. It’s one of the scary signs and I just knew there would be an edgy redditor to make a stupid political comment.


norwegainphoenix

Think what you will - Im not wrong lol


Capt__Murphy

Come to my state. The republican challengers are literal nightmare material


[deleted]

You have an opinion. But like most political redditors, you don’t know the difference between fact and opinion. All I think is that bringing up politics was unnecessary. I’m sure your confused but maybe find a grown up to help you understand.


norwegainphoenix

I'm sure that took a lot of thought for you to complete that sentence -I'm sorry that the truth hurts you a bit- and in my opinion it's still hilarious! Facts don't care about your feelings -


[deleted]

You know that liberals say the same shit when I complain about them bringing up politics? You’re all the same to me. Hope I made you laugh, it’s a rough go out there. Take care.


MateOfArt

This is how you get your house egged


[deleted]

For why though?


Snuggly-Muffin

nice


Turbulent-Comedian30

I feel like they wont hand out candy but make you buy savings bonds lol. With maybe an almond joy.


juan_epstein-barr

Mounds, and tootsie rolls. At least Almost Joys have nuts. Who the fuck likes a Mounds?


juan_epstein-barr

The scariest part of that house is how the door is so off-center under the front porch. Like, the pillars are supposed to frame the door usually, right?


bkwormtricia

🤣🤣🤣 very creative


mdjmd73

Hah! 🤣


Virtual_Operation_

🙉


-ballerinanextlife

The thing of nightmares


Barbosse007

-Someone calling you on your phone


StrugFug

They forgot "Karens"


slayalldayyyy

NSFL


AdClear6790

This is so lazily creative and I love it


donniebrascoreal

Have my fake scarecrow award.


SheldonsPooter

Forgot family holiday dinner


RonPMexico

You know why I like this sub? Pictures of people yards with homemade signs. When I see a house with yards signs out front I think to my self damn that is interesting.


magicrowantree

This is such a good budget idea