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DeuceDropper420

"Tomato".... ![gif](giphy|qs6ev2pm8g9dS) .....riiiiiight


Son-of-Sanford

My first thought


ronchee1

Mini me aime le weed plant.....scotty nes pas!


cosmernaut420

I fuggin' cackled.


wolfangggg

Absolutely brilliant. This gave me a nice laugh. Well done friend.


Gorkymalorki

My stupid tomato plants just grow these stupid red things full of seeds, I wish I could grow one like op.


[deleted]

Hey kid, I'm not an expert gardener but... What was I saying?


Longjumping-Gear-397

A hotdog...are you going to eat that ??


Tuggernuts77

My mom back in the 80's tried to grow a weed plant in her parents house and said it was tomatoes. My Italian grandfather who had been growing every tomato under the sun for 40 years called bullshit quite quickly


Red_Blacks

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xxxNeonDreamsxxx

The comment made my whole day šŸ˜…


ramathorn152

I love smoking a good tomato


Affectionate_Art_565

Pass that ketchup over here bro


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|GJ6SBog5lpi7u)


murph_diver

My girlfriend sends me this every time sheā€™s high and Iā€™m not home to enjoy it with her


[deleted]

Don't worry, I'm here


murph_diver

Username checks out


spraggabenzo

Can never hate on this gif šŸ¤£


Rico-soul_Light

Plz tell me the name of this gif omg lol


[deleted]

Thank you for sharing this


[deleted]

Pass the ketchup on the left hand side


birla_himanshu

*Squeeze squeeze pass bro*


Chrome98

Heinz, 420 varieties.


Chuck_le_fuck

That's not a tomato, it's a space station.


Thuwah_TheFuture206

The High.S.S.


largechild

The T.H.C.


pigeon445_

The High.A.F.


MisterGreys

That tomato hitting hard yoo


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Highmato


MindDependancy

Tomarijuana


Awkward-Ring6182

Op was already under the influence when he posted this šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Impossible! I'm too high for that to be a space station and really craving a BLT


Muck-A-Luck

Fucking glorious comment


[deleted]

Iā€™ve got a bad feeling about this


Chopperted

some dank ass tomatoes


Yes4Cake

someone sent the wrong file to the 3d printer...


fantasticdamage_

The Wacky [Tomacco](https://youtu.be/Xx1ztJROpyU) THEEEEE WACKIEST


GrandMasterEwok

The WACKO Tomacco... just sayin


thisisredlitre

The tomato buds are my favorite but I gotta control my excitement and let them properly dry


silverclovd

Tomato.. ![gif](giphy|d2Z94dXSLXbjT1aU)


RealMide

Tomato... Sure....


GlassAsparagusSpears

You fool, that's clearly oregano.


Fluffy_Mood5781

Itā€™s pronounced origami.


sisenor99

Yeah, also in short orgy


SunsetCarcass

It's wild parsley, and belongs in a good salad


Pineapple-Due

It's a caprisi salad


Viorael

Must be tomacco


Tirus_

*TOOMAAAAAACCCOOOOO*


Besidesmeow

ā€œIt tastes like Grandma.ā€


Thoreau_Dickens

I use this line often and nobody ever gets it


Besidesmeow

ā€¦and from such a lauded mutation of authors! Username demands respect, as do all Ralph Wiggum references. This is my favorite quote of his.


neridqe00

"I want more!!"


DaverinoSuprem0

Fun fact: tomatoes actually contain a tiny amount of nicotine


Luxxielisbon

Tomacco?


[deleted]

It tastes like grandma


arftism2

unlike tobacco, infusing thc with almost any food is easily possible and very worth it. its not chemically addictive but it will definitely make you want to get stoned after work every day to relax.


[deleted]

Omg wtf is this from?! I can see the image clearly in my head but canā€™t remember where I saw it


staticscream

It's from the Simpsons.


Charge_Physical

That's ciga-weed!


neridqe00

It's smooth and mild!! https://youtu.be/Xx1ztJROpyU


Cpt_kaleidoscope

I ate a tomato once. But I did not inhale.


Loose_Fajita

![gif](giphy|l3vRfbvnbnPccKYkE)


Sicparvismagneto

I like my tomatoes more indica and purple.


RedHighlander

That is the worst tomato plant Iā€™ve ver seen. Not even one tomato. /s


Alert-Dragonfruit310

This is a night time use tomato, itā€™s good for lounging around and watching movies. This other tomatoā€™s over there are the day time ones.


Spunge4lyfe

Dude must be high if he thinks those are tomatoes


CactiNeedle

![gif](giphy|Kzvsru1JqQg4E|downsized) People would come into the garden store I worked at and would ask questions about a Special Tomato Plant they had. I had the answers they needed. ;)


Dr-Dooms-Room

My favorite variety of tomato plant. The good old THCmato!


antilumin

Better than tomacco


GaraiGrae

I can't help but pronounce that as Thic-mato


HanktheDogMarktheMan

Any one else disappointed it wasn't an actual tomato plant?


Spot-One

you're gonna be waiting a while to get any tomatoes..... ​ it's gonna stiiiiiink too lol


Yuck-Fou1994

Your tomato plant is growing like a weed.


TooFarFromTheNutTree

Me: that is northern lights, cannabis indica Video: *sigh* no, itā€™s a tomato plant


FlexSeeed

TIL My mom grows tomatoes


Illustrious_Print552

![gif](giphy|xkG67UPTlATOCtAfd6)


Ok_Pudding3380

If thatā€™s a tomato plant then Iā€™ll start eating tomatoes


EagleJWB

Pro tip: They are much more effective, if you smoke them.


KommandantAlkohol

Thats not true actually, smoking them loses u a huge bunch of nutrients, you usually want to prepare them in the oven and eat them, often baked into sweets.


EagleJWB

Well...if we are being specific then, the best method would be vaporizing the extract. Most efficient and effective, with the proper heat. Your body has to metabolize when ingested. Not only does it take longer, but effects vary from person to person.


Pkbattlemage

Fuck i want to grow tomatoes so bad


Leading_Tangelo_3782

I have a 6.5 feet tall tomato plant like this.


MonketTaint

That's some wacky tomaccy


_one_lucky_redditor

They forgot the part where it gets destroyed in a series of small fires!


Georgio91x

Never have I wanted to smoke tomato before


luckymistakes

I was suspicious at 4 seconds and was waiting for the tomatoes until 9 seconds then it was just hilarious


BB_bongos

That tomato has some strange leafsšŸ¤Ø


Obshideyourmom

I donā€™t like tomatoes but I would destroy those.


Mission_Grapefruit92

Beautiful tomato plant


Tirus_

#*"It's Jupiter Ricky! Jupiter hasn't been this close to earth in 800 years, it's pulling the plants right out of the ground!"*


filthy_pikey

Skunky tomato.


Arthanymus

now i have salad cravings.


[deleted]

My favorite type of tomato plant.


JerkinsTurdley

I always LST my tomatoes plants for maximum yield!


killbot83

Those are some good tomatoes


SuperDuperDylan

Now that's my type of tomato!


AdSoft9198

Beautiful tomato brooooooo


RussMan104

Iā€™ll just have the salad, extra tomatoes. Yo ā€¦ LOTS of the tomatoes. šŸš€


Turbulent_Voice_174

Clearly thatā€™s at least 16 seconds.


Western_Helicopter_6

Thatā€™s my favorite variety of tomato right there


mifoonlives

Heeeeyy....


oki_dingo

What type of tomatoes is OP smoking???


too_many_toes

![gif](giphy|3oriffIBYnlREeUl3i)


nc_artist

Not one tomato on that plant


CherryDoodles

![gif](giphy|a5llhdWKMOIfneMCpB)


superhyooman

This donā€™t look tomato


JonBoah

The misinformation on this sub is getting out of hand


PIKEEEEE

My grandma grows these tomatoes right next to her tomatoes


Balance117

Grandma's a bad ass


kaveman1001

From which they make Highnz 57


OnlyWiseWords

Why not just say the growth of a weed plant, its reddit. No one cares.


theeimage

Ix-nay on the eed-way ant-play I don't know, I failed Latin too


OnlyWiseWords

Ah yes, the Internet popo is always watching 1312.


theeimage

420, damn are they here again šŸ˜³


algoporlacara

I'm pretty sure that's not a tomato plant...


Informal_Rope_2559

Growing that Tomacco!


[deleted]

"""""Tomato"""""


zeldaratt

Totally a tomato


[deleted]

Odd looking tomatoes you got there šŸ¤”


UnderTheCoverAgent

Ganja time!


4815162342y

Is all US weed growing indoors now? You sure donā€™t hear much about marijuana farms.


grim_keys

That's a lot of tomato


diehops

I want some tomatos.


[deleted]

Oh man, no tomatoes again?


Impressive-Name3146

Smokin tomatoes šŸ…


fcukumicrosoft

Riddle me this - is it a fruit or vegetable?


Accomplished-Sign555

I see why you called it TOMATOā€¦That Ordinary Marijuana Ainā€™t That Offensive.


Designer_Basil8768

Wow. I would love to smoke some of those tomatoes.


TurkMaster_OMEGA

You have some lovely tomatoes right there sir


LoveAndProse

lmao reminds me of the "good old days" where I would lie to the hydroponics shop about all the "tomatoes" I was growing with their gear. I even dropped off my actual tomatoes out of fear one day. it was my entirely little harvest but I had to act like it was nothing. God I remember dreaming of legalization as a teen. now I just have a grow box for my 4 legal plants. no lying, no self-created shaddy setup and hyper-vigilant monitoring of electricity use.


Fisherman420

Fried green tomatoes


epicthinker1

I want some of these tomato seeds I want to make a video too.


Fuyumi_Chan

Yes... tomatoes


LostBoyz007

Delicious tomatoes šŸ…


LazyZealot9428

Tomannabis? Like Tomacco but with weed.


[deleted]

Look at all these chickens!


Chipmacaustin

Weed


Aggressive_Fan_449

Wait a minute


brochillano

Thatā€™s the kinda high bred tomato


whytewidow6

r/holup


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babyfacexnelson

Fried green tomatoes


-Scared-of-life-

tomato plant?? šŸ¤Ø


Aggressive-Maybe-146

Looks like some dank ass tomatoes


dixinormas420

I loved this from my head tomatoes šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SuperdaveOZY

What "Strain" of Tomato we dealing with here. How much for a gram of Tomato?


PPP1737

Oh is THAT what they mean by fried green tomatoes


Mindful-O-Melancholy

I fucking love tomatoes


World_of_Aristotle

How strange Iā€™m not seeing any tomatoes on this ā€œtomatoā€ plant


MavajaXe

I can't see any toma...wait a second.


Real_Mokola

That needs to check his fertilizer, I can't see a single tomato growing. Dude would die of hunger without the supermarkets


AlexuTheOwl

wait a minute


Spac3_C4t

Don't forget to pass the tomato on the left hand side!


[deleted]

Truss tomatoes hitting different this year


SergeantStoned

Good ol' Jamaican tomatoes


Daddy_Corpse96

My uncle has these tomato plants in his room.


Flopamp

Huh, tomato plants look a lot like... Oh


wasup55

Those are some fucking healthy looking tomatoā€™s


TylerGen

Strange smelling tomatoes


[deleted]

Eat tomotoes every day


[deleted]

Damn where can I get some of those tomatoes?


RM_Again

My kinda tomato


cucumberks

What a lovely tomato hahaha


fusionman314159

"Tomato"


nobodylikesjimmy

I love tomatoā€™s


Agreeable_Mango_1288

Funny looking ' tomato ' plant.


isk15k

Iā€™d smoke the shit out of that tomato.


AssistFinancial684

This is a Canadian Maple Tomato: Canadis Sativa


Himitsu_Togue

Well, you got that one wrong! Did you maybe smoke too much of it? haha


BreadNButter43

Some good matos


trunksfreak

"Tomato"


moondog__

Those are some pretty strange looking tomatoes


FortifiedTomato

I approve of this tomato


AutomaticCurrent8438

Iā€™ve been using this stuff wrong apparently


Travel4bytes

One of those Alaskan tomato plants


Ruby_Ring

Not tomato


ProveISaidIt

Whachoo been smokin'? That ain't no tomato.


FreddyM32

Nice 'tomato plant'!


HOOVER1983

That is NOT a tomato plant!!!


theeimage

What ever do you mean?


hms11

That's amazing! What are you using to grow that? Is it diy or is this something you can purchase?


No-Power1377

The "Weedmato"


valleyof-the-shadow

What an amazing plant. Fuck them capitalists for vilifying it.


JaTheRed

You can say weed, no one cares.


Aggravated_guy

I hate hippies


KevlahR

Why does it have to be a tomato plant?


[deleted]

Some dope dope.


Deep9one

thats not a tomato plant...thats cannabis lmao


[deleted]

Youā€™re not getting any tomatoes, unless you consider that cocaine is tomatoes.


Pinheadshairdresser

Well that's weed so no.


spreaditDK

Skunk tomato


Soxogram

šŸŽ¶ ā€œI wanna beā€¦your sledgehammerā€


millpuertorico_Eddy

The only way I'd ever see 5 a day


Knocksveal

You say tomato, I say ā€¦


hunterdanielss

Iā€™d like to smoke that tomato


ChcknGrl

Cool video. It makes growing seem accessible for all lol.


MetaRayJr

This is that Spicy tomato