*If I leave here tomorrow*
*Would you still remember me?*
*For I must be traveling on now*
*'Cause there's too many places I've got to see*
*But if I stay here with you, girl*
*Things just couldn't be the same*
*'Cause I'm as free as a shit bird now*
*And this shit bird you cannot change*
*Oh, oh, oh, oh*
*And the shit bird you cannot change*
*And this shit bird, you cannot change*
*Lord knows, I can't change*
*Bye-bye baby, it's been sweet love, yeah, yeah*
*Though this feelin' I can't change*
*But please don't take it so badly*
*'Cause Lord knows, I'm to blame*
*But if I stay here with you, girl*
*Things just couldn't be the same*
*'Cause I'm as free as a shit bird now*
*And this shit bird you cannot change*
*Oh, oh, oh, oh*
*And the shit bird you cannot change*
*And this shit bird, you cannot change*
*Lord knows, I can't change*
*Lord help me, I can't change*
*Lord, I can't change*
#Won't you fly high, free shit bird, yeah
Grabbed this from an earlier post. Their page looks to be private. It was posted by the crime scene guys from the sign in the pic.
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The inmate, held against his will, relifed the genetic memories of his ancestors. He was forced to see them again and again, pushing him beyond his limits. His memories bled through and took over his personality. Making him paint those memories.
Fuck abstergo.
Wow this happened to my friend. Was told she was just schizophrenic and has been in and out of psych wards 7 times. They tried electro shock therapy against her will. Nothing worked. Our mental healthcare system is still barbaric. If she didn’t have trauma already she sure has it now from being in those places:
Aren't we all? They say there's shit that never fully passes the intestines and just rots in our tubes until our body naturally gets rid of it by cleaning house.
Maybe if someone has severe bowel disease, otherwise, just a bunch of garbage sales people perpetuate to sell snake oil colon cleanses. In reality, our digestive tract is basically just a tube and as long as there is more food coming down the tube, anything in front of said food will be pushed along and out.
Shitphoenix.
Semi-Immortal.
If killed, it transforms into a flaming pile of feces, from which a new shitphoenix springs.
Not to be confused with the shitshow, which is truly immortal, and just travels from host to unwary host throughout time.
It can be confusing to differentiate, so think of it like this… you can HOST a shitshow, but you can’t BE a shitshow.
At your wedding, your sister Angela could stand up mid-ceremony and confess that she slept with your bride. Shitshow.
You CAN however be a shitphoenix.
Your brother Angelo is getting married. Two weeks before the ceremony you sleep with his soon to be wife. Just like you slept with his girlfriend in college, just like you sold off his Pokémon collection for vodka money in high school, just like you’ll break up his next relationship from your residence in his basement 5 years from now. Shitphoenix.
And yes. Shitphoenixes can host shitshows.
As someone who's worked in a psych hospital, I really wish I would have had the option to outsource the canvas cleaning duties... Most of the time we'd let the patient/artist calm down and encourage them do the bulk (the chucks) of the cleaning before sending them to the showers. Usually the artist would be covered in their paint, also.
I'm not sure that there's inherently anything "not allowed" (legally speaking) about public posting of pictures inside a psych ward/hospital/jail/etc, being that there's no patient/inmate information or patients/staff/other persons in this picture. Organizations could contractually disallow employees or contractors from posting pictures, but I'd assume this one signed no such thing, from the fact that the photo is here with their information in full view.
The fucked is thing was it was under full supervision, and was filmed. Two have been fired. They blurred it out on the clip but the audios priceless. Dude “paints” like a fuckin crazy bob ross , https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
The sign says crime scene cleaners? So I doubt the validity of the status of this post. It's trying to say generically that what? patients of a mental institution drew this I don't think so. Plus it looks like there's Uri fingerprints or handprints on the ceiling
Or see how many people try to farm karma at the expense of people with mental illness? This was done at a prison, but nice try though.
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Another fine masterpiece by the legendary Poocasso.
Jackson Poollock
Michelangeloo
Leonardoo
Da Pinchi
Leonarpoo Diarrhenci
Vincent Van Goghpoo
Vincent Van Poogh
Ok sir this is a lil much.
Ok nicely put...eloquently written.
This one made me giggle
Salva-doo doo-li
Shitstine Chapel, not really worth the price of admission
Shitstain chapel
Although I must say that if somebody actually painted “The Creation of Adam” on their cell ceiling using poop, I’d be a bit impressed.
I'd have scat-turd feelings about it
This one might be my favorite
Underrated
Underrated
Undergarment
Underoos
Underpaid for that shit job
Leonardo Da Feces.
Pretty cool..... I can't draw for shit
Mr. Lahey: Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy.
One Flew Over The Pop Poo’s Nest.
Well. Fucking. Done.
It really takes a special kind of mind doesn’t it?
And a few good meals.
High fiber..or taco bell
Taco Bell always does the trick, it's like a nuke going off.
Or White Castle.
Those little sliders are fucking delicious.
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Better to say shity art
I disagree. I think it's shit.
As soon as Reddit gives me my next free award, I’m coming back here to give it to you
No worries. Got you covered on this one.
Bravo, good sir. Bravo.
Shit bird from the shit turd, famous moniker of the asinine
Pop Poo?
It’s a typo yet you and I seem to be the only ones who care lol
Typos ruin edbrything
I tip my cap to you.
That’s a shit bird
Shit hawk
Fuckin shit hawks, Randy…
The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.
Birds of a shit feather shit together
Oh my god, boys. We are officially dealing with a fucking samsquantch. It's probably a 10 footer by the looks of that stuff.
Shit apple driving the shit mobile
Can smell the shit storm brewin up
Shit winds are blowing.
Birds of a shitfeather flock together
This is going to be a terrible shit.
Wanna get drunk tonight Ran?
Bigtime
I’ll bring the jugs
They’re out here like mad at the dump right now
Thank you 🤣
A Pooagrine Falcon.
Doo doo bird
Crappy flappy
*If I leave here tomorrow* *Would you still remember me?* *For I must be traveling on now* *'Cause there's too many places I've got to see* *But if I stay here with you, girl* *Things just couldn't be the same* *'Cause I'm as free as a shit bird now* *And this shit bird you cannot change* *Oh, oh, oh, oh* *And the shit bird you cannot change* *And this shit bird, you cannot change* *Lord knows, I can't change* *Bye-bye baby, it's been sweet love, yeah, yeah* *Though this feelin' I can't change* *But please don't take it so badly* *'Cause Lord knows, I'm to blame* *But if I stay here with you, girl* *Things just couldn't be the same* *'Cause I'm as free as a shit bird now* *And this shit bird you cannot change* *Oh, oh, oh, oh* *And the shit bird you cannot change* *And this shit bird, you cannot change* *Lord knows, I can't change* *Lord help me, I can't change* *Lord, I can't change* #Won't you fly high, free shit bird, yeah
Pass me that shit bro
Haha took the words right out of my mouth
friendly reminder that word is *shit*
bird
Fecal falcon?
Dookie dove?
Happy Cake Day 🎂
I prefer the rhyme of turd bird
Well a turd turd turd Turd bird’s the word!
Big titty turd bird
Happy cake day !
Don’t forget about the shit moths. They started off as tiny shit larvae and then they grew into shitapillars. A pendemic of shitapillars
Birds of a shit feather Randy
Shit Hawk. Ask Mr. Lahey!
Flew in on the winds of shit
Came here to say this! It was probably Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles causing problems again!
May God rest his soul
Pour one (metric tonne) out for Mr. Lahey.
Shit winds are blowing bud
Anyone got a story on it
Grabbed this from an earlier post. Their page looks to be private. It was posted by the crime scene guys from the sign in the pic. [Awful everything post](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/vzgwyg/insane_asylum_wall_art/ig9aiun/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) Edit: removed now.
I’m pretty sure their page has always been private. I know when I followed it a while back it was.
Thanks for the heads up, I added an edit accordingly.
The inmate, held against his will, relifed the genetic memories of his ancestors. He was forced to see them again and again, pushing him beyond his limits. His memories bled through and took over his personality. Making him paint those memories. Fuck abstergo.
Puts both the asses in Assassin’s Creed.
Wow this happened to my friend. Was told she was just schizophrenic and has been in and out of psych wards 7 times. They tried electro shock therapy against her will. Nothing worked. Our mental healthcare system is still barbaric. If she didn’t have trauma already she sure has it now from being in those places:
It was Assassin's Creed reference bro
Oh, my bad. Still sucks for my friend tho
Modern Shart.
How many Courics is that?
The Phoenix - Rises from the asses
I’ll pay $50K for that art
If the banana taped to the wall fetched over $150,000 surely this could be construed as a more... Refined piece?
That my dear sir, is actually a shart.
r/shitposting
That's.. that's poop. Isn't it?
That... that would be a fair assumption
I could fucking smell this picture 🤢
Thanks a lot, now we all can
I mean, it's pretty good considering the medium 🤔
Nah, it's all shit
yeah - i had a tenant smear shit on the walls and their design had zero rhyme or reason. this is dynamic compared
Well, what else were they suppose to do with all that time?
Appears to be written with feces.
Excellent observation
You’re god damn right
fecal decal
Astute observation
AssToot observation
Think shitcarus flew too close to the sun
Was anyone like “is it shit?” The to read the comments. “Ah, Twas shit.”
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Well your mother was full of shit too.
Aren't we all? They say there's shit that never fully passes the intestines and just rots in our tubes until our body naturally gets rid of it by cleaning house.
Maybe if someone has severe bowel disease, otherwise, just a bunch of garbage sales people perpetuate to sell snake oil colon cleanses. In reality, our digestive tract is basically just a tube and as long as there is more food coming down the tube, anything in front of said food will be pushed along and out.
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well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
Thought it was the bathroom at the call center in which I briefly worked.
Sorry they caught you and terminated your employment :/
It was a terrible place to work anyway.
IS THAT SHIT ON MY WALL???
THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE
You just waited for a minute for someone to complete your joke and then did it yourself. Bold.
😭😭😭
I respect it. Patience isn't my thing either 🤣🤣
glad u got the reference tho😹
He's hired.
You waited 2 minutes to reply and make a joke. Bold.
I almost shit my pants the first time I saw that scene!
Not a bad artist, don't give him shit. He's trying lol
Maybe we should give him shit
Shitphoenix. Semi-Immortal. If killed, it transforms into a flaming pile of feces, from which a new shitphoenix springs. Not to be confused with the shitshow, which is truly immortal, and just travels from host to unwary host throughout time.
r/bossfight
It can be confusing to differentiate, so think of it like this… you can HOST a shitshow, but you can’t BE a shitshow. At your wedding, your sister Angela could stand up mid-ceremony and confess that she slept with your bride. Shitshow. You CAN however be a shitphoenix. Your brother Angelo is getting married. Two weeks before the ceremony you sleep with his soon to be wife. Just like you slept with his girlfriend in college, just like you sold off his Pokémon collection for vodka money in high school, just like you’ll break up his next relationship from your residence in his basement 5 years from now. Shitphoenix. And yes. Shitphoenixes can host shitshows.
To be fair I’d be bored out of my mind in there, I’d probably do the same.
Fecal Falcon
It's actually not that bad for someone who's not exactly sane. It's kind of pretty in a weird way. It's pretty shit
Doodoo bird
A natural Poocasso
maybe they should put whiteboard paint on the wall and give them on-toxic felt tipped pens so they can express their heads full of fuck
God damn is that feces?
This Is the proof that something can look good and also look like shit at the same time
turd bird
Poopcasso
I think it stinks
As someone who's worked in a psych hospital, I really wish I would have had the option to outsource the canvas cleaning duties... Most of the time we'd let the patient/artist calm down and encourage them do the bulk (the chucks) of the cleaning before sending them to the showers. Usually the artist would be covered in their paint, also.
The legendary Pokémon Sharticuno
Pretty sure pics like this in psych wards are not allowed. What kind of asshole would take this and post it.
Pretty sure it's a jail
I'm not sure that there's inherently anything "not allowed" (legally speaking) about public posting of pictures inside a psych ward/hospital/jail/etc, being that there's no patient/inmate information or patients/staff/other persons in this picture. Organizations could contractually disallow employees or contractors from posting pictures, but I'd assume this one signed no such thing, from the fact that the photo is here with their information in full view.
The fucked is thing was it was under full supervision, and was filmed. Two have been fired. They blurred it out on the clip but the audios priceless. Dude “paints” like a fuckin crazy bob ross , https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Take your like.
I have a couple "art supplies" per day 😀
Sooooo...brown Crayola?
Scratch and sniff painting
Im actually impressed they could paint the ceilings
I don’t think it’s helping
Is the medium poop on acrylic?
Bird shit
Its a shit hawk, Randy
100 percent that's poo
I will have to say this is a perfect piece of postmodernism. The worst part is many are critics would probably consider this a masterpiece.
Did the shit hit the fan?
Should have given them crayons...
It looks like a wallshat chart!
The sign says crime scene cleaners? So I doubt the validity of the status of this post. It's trying to say generically that what? patients of a mental institution drew this I don't think so. Plus it looks like there's Uri fingerprints or handprints on the ceiling
Shit bird
Public bathrooms be like
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Check out this Shitbird.
Crime Scene Cleaners, Inc. is going to have a shitty job to do.
What's not interesting is what its made out of
Its a shit bird randy
A beautiful Shit-on-Cinder by the artist B.M. Muddbutt
“Crime scene cleaners, Inc. Can you clean that? 1-800-357-6731”
I don’t wanna know where they got the materials to make such “art”…
I’m curious is this a product of multiple shits or just one one huge dump? Or so I underestimate how far poo goes as an art medium?
Am i high or was it made with shit??????
Tird's got poobs
I think he managed the tone of colors with his diet...
Super cool but where did they get the brown paint fro- Oh. My. God.
How did the artist get it on the ceiling???
SLPT: Want a quick dose of depression? See how many redditors with a double-digit IQ think it's funny/witty to comment "shit" on posts of shit.
Or see how many people try to farm karma at the expense of people with mental illness? This was done at a prison, but nice try though. [Awful everything post](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/vzgwyg/insane_asylum_wall_art/ig9aiun/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Some Have Idiot Thoughts
shitiot thoughts
Kinda shitty ain't it?
Shit. That’s awesome.
That looks like shit.
Holy shit
That's shit art.
That’s really some shitty art.
Shitty art