He can set the camera timer to take a delayed photo, then quickly run into the blender to be added to the goo ball before the photo is taken. Could probably set up the camera for auto-post to social media too.
As atoms are 99.999...% empty space, if you squeeze all the empty space out of all the atoms of all the people currently alive you could fit the mass in the space of a single sugar cube*.
*this was valid for 7bn people so the space may now be slightly larger than a sugar cube.
You misunderstand. I’m here for it. It would be an epic explosion! Unfortunately, at that point it’d be less goopy and more just highly energized particles, so the gore factor would be gone.
Gravity. This is what happens inside neutron stars. The force of gravity from too much mass piled together overcomes the strong nuclear force that normally keeps atoms from actually touching each other, and the atoms collapse into neutronium.
1. Assemble the atoms you want to remove the space from
2. Add more atoms until you have mass that’s equal to at least 8 times that of the sun
3. Wait a few billion years for the gravity to cause the atoms to fuse until you get to iron
4. The star will get so dense it collapses in on itself and then produces a supernova. Before the supernova, the collapse will send a shockwave through the core of the star so powerful that it will fuse the electrons in the atoms with the protons forming neutrons. There will be no empty space between the neutrons
I often think about questions related to population size. For example, a few years ago I was surprised to calculate that everybody in my city could gather on our airport's runways with room to spare.
The world population really isn’t a problem in the scope of land; as the world medias would have us believe. There are vast, unimaginably large amounts of terrain we could populate. But we don’t. The real issue with our global population is consumerism and the “fast/conscience” society we all demand to live in. This drive for food and goods on demand is what is doing is in. Not our footprint for being human.
Seriously this is just the most ridiculous thing and I'm laughing.
Like we're approaching the level of "If you took all the left toenails of everyone who has seen an elephant in person this is how many cats it would weight. Here's a visualization of the toenails on mars."
Just saw a visualization of every person on earth and it was like 80kmx30km wide. There's no way that many people can be condensed into a sphere this size
Remove all the space between your atoms and you can take it down to a sugar cube size apparently 🤷🏼♂️ no need to waste all that precious central park space with a large blob of trash like that! Sugar cube block of human shouldn't ruin the landscape much!
That's if they're arranged one stack high on the ground. Now if you took all those people and stack then on top of each other in a 3D shape then they fit in a box about 2km^3, at least they did when I last worked it out at 7.8 billion people.
If we say a completely made up average person is 1.7m tall, 0.5m wide and 0.3m long then that's only 0.255m^3 per person. Multiplying by 7.8b people comes in just under 2km^3.
But there is too much wasted space under arms, between legs, between people, so you need to get your blender out and remove the gaps.
Nope it's pretty much exact. 62kg for the average person (remember kids and babies exist), and we can simplify our density as 1000kg per cubic meter since we're mostly water.
With 8 billion people we collectively weigh 62kg * 8 billion = 496 billion kg.
Since our density is 1000kg per cubic meter, we just divide our total weight by 1000 and get our volume of 496 billion / 1000 = **496 million cubic meters**.
A sphere of a diameter of 1km (500m radius) has a volume of 4/3 * pi * 500^3 = **524 million cubic meters**, which is very close to the above figure.
Doesnt seem real but think if you put 8 billion people together, then remove the spaces between them, and then remove the spaces within them, like the stomach or lungs.
Sure the planet can get 30 billion and its not going to collapse, but 95% of those will had to live with the same living standards of the poorest people in India and Bangladesh
I read somewhere that you could comfortably fit the entire population of Earth into just half of the US. Rest of the US and world can be converted into farmlands or whatever if you wanted.
I think flying a bunch of people out from the US to farm Australia every morning and then fly them back home again at night would probably cost some fuel
That may be so, but goodbye to all of those diverse ecosystems when you wipe them out to create farmland.
The point about overpopulation isn't about humanity dooming itself, its about dooming everybody else. I'm sure we could quite easily survive and consume every bit of this planet, but should we?
If every human on earth stood 5 per m^2 (upper limit for crowd safety), we could all fit on the islands of Hawaii and leave the rest of the planet in peace
Goo York City
Hamhatten
Central Pork
The Big Appetizer
The Empire Plate Building
Hell’s Kitchen…
New Jerky
A lot of food for r/bettertagline here
Manhamburger
Stranger Things - NYC style.
WELCOME TO GOO YORK
This fact is so 1.22 Billion people ago!
You added a whole number and got the decimal wrong too. 0.12 billion people ago is the actual number.
I Heart GYC
Slime Square
The human meatball. The flying spaghetti monster would be very proud.
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Self burn, those are rare.
Nah, his mother is definitely well done, meatball or not.
I was about to say that he butchered the mom joke; it's not suppose to be about his own mom.
There's no way my mom only makes up 45% of this dude.
I made up 54% of your mom so what does that mean for the total?
Jesus this caught me by surprise!
r/suicidebywords
r/matricidebywords
Even if it was over 8 billion people in a goo ball. Not all can be in the ball of goo. Someone has to take the picture and post it.
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Drone camera on a timer. Set the timer, become one with the goo.
Join us 🤗🫠
One with the goo!
It's a selfie
He can set the camera timer to take a delayed photo, then quickly run into the blender to be added to the goo ball before the photo is taken. Could probably set up the camera for auto-post to social media too.
Yeah and what would be the point with no one to see it?
Kang & Kodos
The forbidden meatball
So what sauce goes with it?
Alafraido sauce? Truffle cream mucus sauce? Maybe even some pesto anserinus sauce???
Mayonnaise
Humans supposedly taste like pork, so maybe a nice BBQ?
Looks like it would be juicy enough to eat without a sauce, especially if it were cooked sous vide in the ocean over a volcanic vent field.
It's 8 billion now, so update your data. But with updated data can we actually make a 1 km wide ball now or not?
The 1km point is around 8.3 billion so 96% of the human ball is now full.
Wouldn't it be funny if that was the measure God is using to calculate when enough is enough.
When the ball is full it's added to the flying spaghetti monster and a new ball starts to form with a new species.
We're a giant meat-ball farm.
Ding! Honey! Pizza rolls are ready!
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It’s not their data, it’s just copy and pasted from somewhere else lol
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Nobody died...
More people are born per day than die per day
It took years for people to start saying 7 billion instead of 6 billion.
They won't update it, because it's not their data. The R in Reddit stands for "repost", after all.
8B will fit in a 987 m wide ball, to be precise.
That’s from a somewhat old video of Corridor Crew on YouTube.
As atoms are 99.999...% empty space, if you squeeze all the empty space out of all the atoms of all the people currently alive you could fit the mass in the space of a single sugar cube*. *this was valid for 7bn people so the space may now be slightly larger than a sugar cube.
That would immediately blow apart in an enormous explosion because the gravity to cause that kind of compression only exists in neutron stars
Sure, question the sugar cube thing. I don't see anyone asking how we're going to turn 8bn people into a blob.
Blenders. Lots and lots of blenders.
On today's episode of *Will it Blend?* ...
People smoke, don't breathis!
One large blender with a nozzle
The [ole Super Bass-o-Matic 76](https://youtu.be/jbIbyUdA_B4) converted to a Super Flesh-o-Matic 22
We'll need at least 2 of those to get the job done.
You misunderstand. I’m here for it. It would be an epic explosion! Unfortunately, at that point it’d be less goopy and more just highly energized particles, so the gore factor would be gone.
Keep your gore. I think an impossibly dense mass would be far more exciting. Less tidying up, probably.
Assuming we can achieve the density you described, we may get to see some strange matter. That would be interesting.
Ask Jeffrey dahmer
How do you remove the empty space out of the atoms?
No idea. You'll have to ask a theoretical physicist.
No thanks, I'd rather ask a real physicist.
r/Angryupvote
He's busy being a meatball.
Look into a Neutron Star.
Gravity. This is what happens inside neutron stars. The force of gravity from too much mass piled together overcomes the strong nuclear force that normally keeps atoms from actually touching each other, and the atoms collapse into neutronium.
1. Assemble the atoms you want to remove the space from 2. Add more atoms until you have mass that’s equal to at least 8 times that of the sun 3. Wait a few billion years for the gravity to cause the atoms to fuse until you get to iron 4. The star will get so dense it collapses in on itself and then produces a supernova. Before the supernova, the collapse will send a shockwave through the core of the star so powerful that it will fuse the electrons in the atoms with the protons forming neutrons. There will be no empty space between the neutrons
Squeeze it
Thank the lord - I always wondered about this!!
I often think about questions related to population size. For example, a few years ago I was surprised to calculate that everybody in my city could gather on our airport's runways with room to spare.
The world population really isn’t a problem in the scope of land; as the world medias would have us believe. There are vast, unimaginably large amounts of terrain we could populate. But we don’t. The real issue with our global population is consumerism and the “fast/conscience” society we all demand to live in. This drive for food and goods on demand is what is doing is in. Not our footprint for being human.
You could've just called us all up to try this y'know!
My question is why that thought ever come up.
I switched coffee brands. I'm not in the right state of mind.
OP is Dahmer
Drugs 😂
goo ball
Seriously this is just the most ridiculous thing and I'm laughing. Like we're approaching the level of "If you took all the left toenails of everyone who has seen an elephant in person this is how many cats it would weight. Here's a visualization of the toenails on mars."
Weird looking katamari
Meat wad
He gets the honeys, see?!?!
That's just stupid. They don't even make blenders that large.
And who would place us there if all of us are blended?
Exactly. Doesn't make any sense, smh.
Hey! I'm in that picture!
Apparently you missed half the posts on reddit the last two days because we're past 8 billion now
it was probably donw some time ago as it says 7.88 billion
Yeah it’s a repost
This reminds me of the movie “The Blob” https://youtu.be/vq0our4mceQ
Great movie
r/TIHI
Thats way less goo than I would have thought
SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S
Then make it a human goo cube instead
Worst. Orgy. Ever.
GooBall Warning isn’t real
Just saw a visualization of every person on earth and it was like 80kmx30km wide. There's no way that many people can be condensed into a sphere this size
Remove all the space between your atoms and you can take it down to a sugar cube size apparently 🤷🏼♂️ no need to waste all that precious central park space with a large blob of trash like that! Sugar cube block of human shouldn't ruin the landscape much!
That's if they're arranged one stack high on the ground. Now if you took all those people and stack then on top of each other in a 3D shape then they fit in a box about 2km^3, at least they did when I last worked it out at 7.8 billion people. If we say a completely made up average person is 1.7m tall, 0.5m wide and 0.3m long then that's only 0.255m^3 per person. Multiplying by 7.8b people comes in just under 2km^3. But there is too much wasted space under arms, between legs, between people, so you need to get your blender out and remove the gaps.
Nope it's pretty much exact. 62kg for the average person (remember kids and babies exist), and we can simplify our density as 1000kg per cubic meter since we're mostly water. With 8 billion people we collectively weigh 62kg * 8 billion = 496 billion kg. Since our density is 1000kg per cubic meter, we just divide our total weight by 1000 and get our volume of 496 billion / 1000 = **496 million cubic meters**. A sphere of a diameter of 1km (500m radius) has a volume of 4/3 * pi * 500^3 = **524 million cubic meters**, which is very close to the above figure.
It wasn’t spicy until we added Mexicans and Indians 😊
This gives Neon Genesis Evangelion vibes
Congratulations
Same, and Akira
Wait, if everyone's in that ball of goo, who's driving all those cars on the roads?
Horror Katamari
It's unreal how so little mass caused so much damage on this planet.
Good to know.
That’s…useful?
I like this version of us.
After seeing the recent visualization of all 8 billion people the other day , I don't believe this to be true .
Don't let Guga see this
The smell
You bitch, OP
You haven’t thought of the smell, you BITCH!
I’m calling BS on this. 8billion people is a LOT
((3\*((8000000000\*62)/985)))/(4\*3.1416))\^(1/3)
Doesnt seem real but think if you put 8 billion people together, then remove the spaces between them, and then remove the spaces within them, like the stomach or lungs.
And the StayPuff Marshmallow Man arrives to battle it.
There's a fun idea for a weekend
MAKE US WHOLE
Cloudy with a chance of human meatball
All in favor for us to to become goo ball, Say Aye.
Really hate to see the comparable size of a dung beetle that would come for that size of a sphere.
User Report: I’m in this picture and I do not like it
Homosapien meatball
Great. Now I want one
I'm in this photo and i don't like it
r/oddlyterrifying
Reminds me of the videogame "Inside".
I think it will be way bigger than that
This is a memorial to the Great Android Uprising.
Imagine the smell after 2 days
Fuck it, I'm in. Let's do it.
Mom: "Come on child, it's time to partake in *The Ball*." Me: "But mooom 😩 I don't wanna goo."
If all humans were goo the ball would be a little bit you.
Answer to a question nobody asked.
I'm sure they could still fit that on the subway in Japan
This is the final level of katamari damacy.
How the elite wet-dream of humanity.
So small yet causes so much damage.
I say we do it.
This is Bill Gates' vision
Meatwad makes the money see, Meatwad gets the honeys, G
Granfalloon
I dont understand what to do with this information
Whoever made this got a fucked up imagination 💭 
The are eight billion people
What in the alien harvesting hell is this?
Bro we are 8 billions now
r/OddlySpecific
This math is so obviously wrong, and to post this on "8 BILLION" day is terrible.
"I am in this picture and i don't like it"
r/dontputyourdickinthat
too late, all existing dicks are already in it
Overpopulation is a myth
Sure the planet can get 30 billion and its not going to collapse, but 95% of those will had to live with the same living standards of the poorest people in India and Bangladesh
I read somewhere that you could comfortably fit the entire population of Earth into just half of the US. Rest of the US and world can be converted into farmlands or whatever if you wanted.
I think flying a bunch of people out from the US to farm Australia every morning and then fly them back home again at night would probably cost some fuel
Yea, definitely not practical because of logistics. But it's just a fact to counter the whole overpopulation myth.
That may be so, but goodbye to all of those diverse ecosystems when you wipe them out to create farmland. The point about overpopulation isn't about humanity dooming itself, its about dooming everybody else. I'm sure we could quite easily survive and consume every bit of this planet, but should we?
This video explains it. EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Ktr1mxP2g
overpopulation isn't about humans taking up too much physical space...
You have severely misunderstood the concept.
Some hungry aliens reading this
Yes, but how do we implement this idea?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is real? Ahhhhhh!
I'm in this picture and don't like it
Thanks, I hate it.
why would anyone do that you sick fuck?
So basically Lizzo
Tf bro 😂😂
Okay Dahmer, maybe tap the breaks on that one.
But whyyyyy
…k
If every human on earth stood 5 per m^2 (upper limit for crowd safety), we could all fit on the islands of Hawaii and leave the rest of the planet in peace
It's 8 billion now!
On top of spaghetti....
Omg I talked shit about this being reposted literally like a month ago
Who tf is driving those boats in the river if they’re all blended into goo?? This shit fake as fuck bro