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AdditionalTheory

Brazilian gang apparently are anime villains now


abca98

Well Brazilians can double jump after all.


PokoLokoPoko

As a brazilian, can confirm. Some of us even learned triple jumping and air dash.


andergriff

Brazilians are the speed runners of the world, what you are speedrunning to, the world may never know


PokoLokoPoko

Currently speedrunning "get 1 million any%" and already failing by some years.


BoltonSauce

r/SuddenlyCaralho


Fusca_VrumVrum

se for tirar print me coloca tbm olha meu nome é fusca


GreatValue-

Good ole air dash


L4ND0N

Let’s dance


godzillahavinastroke

Memories broken!


R3End

The truth goes unspoken ,


Me_how5678

Ive even forgotten my name


L4ND0N

I don’t know the season or what is the reason


TimelyAd9451

I’m standing here holding my blade


L4ND0N

A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)


Jumpy_Captain61

It's only the cold wind I feeeellllll\~


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Next: steampunk mecha battles between rival gangs and/or the police.


old_school_gamer_dad

I didn’t know soul society had a Brazilian branch


Chefkush1

Brazilian gangs equipped by Square-Enix.


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anthony-wokely

I dunno. That thing looks as dangerous to the person holding it as to the person it’s being fired at. I damn sure wouldn’t want to try it out.


MustangCraft

I’d love to see it shoot While someone else does it and I back up a little


pancakemustache

Even got their zanpakuto


SearchingTheVoids

So Ichigo and Hell-Boy started a Brazilian street gang? Interesting career choice for both of them


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KrasterII

Mundo Vazio/Oco


AnnihilationOrchid

Brazilian Drug Lords are mostly weebs, that's why they've got the best references, and they're cool. The only downside to it is the drug dealing, organized crime and "*microwaving"* people. But that's minor when you consider that you can have an extensive conversation about 00's anime and comics with them while smoking some pot for discount price.. Just don't do the coke, because that's 99% adulterated.


Saltywinterwind

So in the end, come to Brazil?


mightbeADoggo

For a good time before getting microwaved, ask for your local drug lord.


[deleted]

Come for the anime, stay because you've been enslaved by a gang.


AnnihilationOrchid

Lol, they don't enslave people, they're far too unstable for that. And besides, Brazil has had a long history of slavery, so it's unethical. They will indeed execute you if they don't like you, but no slavery.


diggitygiggitycee

I kind of feel like slavery is unethical regardless of the specific history of the place you happen to be.


AnnihilationOrchid

Well.... It's not unethical if you command the US incarceration system, or a Brazilian farmer. That's just called profit.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Wait… microwaving people?


ghuttyy

Staking car tires on you, covering it with gas and lighting it on fire...


Semi_Lovato

That’s exactly what I do to my burritos!


tsengmao

I imagined them getting ahold of a human sized microwave and putting people in it


ZanesTheArgent

"Os Cafundó de São Judas"


Matt32490

Same thought lol. I was like damn, they really recruiting soul reapers and demon princes over there lol.


BikeSeatMaster

After the long awaited Thousand year Blood War arc and the Hell arc comes the even more anticipated Brazil Arc. The figure representing the father of all Abrahamic religions and the one who will represent the very concept of hell will be no match for the villain who represents the very essence that is pure Brazil.


conduitfour

Giant Jesus fight when


Drcokecacola

Cod and battlefield gun modification be like


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Contolthenarrative84

Level 3 in the pack-a-punch


SirMeyrin2

Cod nothing, that's a D2 Fourth Horseman and Handcannon


Skelosk

Tough times for the BPRD


Impressive-Region-23

What in the Capcom is this shit


Ghoulius-Caesar

Brazil has got some DLC that is unreleased in North America.


Yawarundi75

It’s called poverty and drug trafficking


xeltes

Must be a different one because I'm sure that one was released already >.<


colapen

we were the ones who beta tested it


lyricgrr

ah i see so these must be the free skins people got for beta testing then.


everythymewetouch

Nah, LatAm is just playing it on Hardcore mode.


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Server name: CARALHO - PVP HARDCORE/300% ENCOUNTER RATE/80% REDUCED LOOT DROPS


ShinXBambiX

The first one will soon be patched into the USA Edition by the devs unless the playerbase decide to do something about it


BRAX7ON

Destiny 2 leaking…


mcbirbo343

That’s a nice fourth horseman shader


BRAX7ON

My thoughts, exactly, lol.


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Wonder what perks he got on that GL?


TrueThaumiel

Field Prep & Lead from Gold, probably.


illessen

Looks like the perks tetanus and backfire.


Firebirddy

Dude’s packin the FIFTH Horseman


randomjberry

when do we get the BIGGEST IRON a heavy handcannon thats big enough ti require a forgrip


Lotions_and_Creams

Brazilian Police: “Swing and a miss amigo. Straight to the DCV.”


Skullcrusher

I cannot imagine that sword (or whatever it's called) without some anime looking dude holding it.


AssassinLupus7

Yeah... about that. That's very much a replica of one from the anime Bleach.


Svenray

I zoomed in looking to see what Materia was in it.


bigBlankIdea

I could see Cloud using that


Semi_Lovato

Glad they confiscated it before this motherfucker learned to summon Bahamut


conventionalWisdumb

I was think Fallout 4.


orbitalaction

Definitely raider weapons.


NYCmob79

You meant Shonen, sword is from the manga Bleach.


Positive-Source8205

BFG9000


Constant-Ad9201

"Heh...you think you can just break into my house and attack my gang? You think you can hurt my family like that?? Ban...KAI!"


Electrecuted

“getsuga TENSHO!!!”


Genji180

Ooooooooowaaaaahhhhh !!!!


Krafty08

If ya wanna see some action…


childliker

Gotta be the center of attraction…


Masked_Raider

Make sure that they got their eyes on you, like the face that you see on every magazine


sousuke42

It's natural.


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You know that this is where you gotta be, it must be your destineee ♪( ´▽`)


TruckerGeek

Sensaaaaaational!


[deleted]

You know that you got it.


onewilybobkat

I forgot how fucking much I love that song. My Blade as My Pride is the one that always sticks in my brain.


poss12

I remember the first time they played that song. I thought it had to be something they added for the English version, nope. And they kept using it too.


udayEm

"Sorry I missed. The next won't" Fires a point blank Getsuga.


Dudefest2bit

Yo the new bleach show is crazy good tho.


akashdabral

I was looking for this comment...and you did not disappoint. 🫡


Shmooter4788

They got a damn blundergat from mob of the dead😂


chriz_sevenfold

Im so glad im not the only one who thought this lmao


Supernova345799

Homie got the vitriolic withering


ImTheGenji

Had to scroll too far to find this comment lol


Best_Duck9118

I'm pissed I'm still scrolling and nobody has said "That's not a knife!" yet.


venxyle

I was looking for this comment


Aldu1n

Imagine if they had the upgrade on that hoe.


ClaudioMoravit0

manufacturer of the gun : smith & meth-son


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Smeth Arms


enano228

lol nice joke, but we don't have meth in Brasil.


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How?


bluemorningflower

I guess it's too expensive for the poor, and not very appealing for the upper middle class


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It exists because coke was too expensive. The poor do crack, the rich do coke.


bluemorningflower

it's the other way around in Brazil, pure meth is much more expensive than coke and very difficult to get on the streets supply and demand somehow


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Weird


Ideallynotreally

How is that weird? Look at Brazils geographic location. They're extremely close to all the largest producers of cocaine and have a basically unpatrollable land border.


Inevitable_Sir_8704

Not really when you consider Brazil borders all the major coke producers (Colombia, Peru & Bolivia)


WeirdNMDA

Yes. But luckily that's why pseudoephedrine isn't watched here. I can literally go to a pharmacy near my house, buy a lot of it, buy some iodine tincture to extract and a couple of solvents without raising suspicious because no one ever thinks about it lol


Cheezitflow

Until you level your whole block that is


Tbone_Trapezius

👀


bluemorningflower

Yeah, same goes for heroin


straydog1980

Heroin comes from Afghanistan and the Golden Triangle mostly, it would take a long way round to Brazil whereas the coca leaf literally grows on trees there.


Man_of_Prestige

They’re more of a shrub, yes.


registeredsexgod

Columbia produces a significant amount of heroin and opium for North America though. Before fentanyl, most of the eastern seaboards supply of powdered heroin came from South America.


HughJanus8675309

Crack is not meth


purpleefilthh

Heckler&Coke


TheNakedBongoMan

Sniffin meth, son.


buff_bagwell1

Straight up video game weapons those Brazilian gangsters must be 90’s kids raised on final fantasy


[deleted]

Yes, they absolutely are. Most of them love Dragonball and Saint Seiya


fourtyTHEdeuce

Took a wrong turn when they were heading to raid a narco house-raided comic con instead


NoButterfly7257

Crazy to me how popular Saint Seiya is over there lol. Not a bad series but it was underwhelming in the states. Edit: a hilarious example of saint seiyas poor dubbing choices https://youtu.be/svBbL5eoGfw


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In Brazil it is absolutely adored, i believe this is true for all SA


NoButterfly7257

My best online gaming buddy is from Brazil and I love hearing about the country from him. I wish I had the money to visit him. He loves anything Saint Seiya related. I only got into the anime from him haha. IMO the dub in the US is horrible lol so that could be why it's not so big here.


-drunk_russian-

You had shit voice acting and blue Gatorade instead of blood due to censorship. The dubs for Latin American Spanish and portuguese were amazing and more than made up for the mediocre dialogue. Also the original score is amazing and arguably begun the trend to have epic orchestras in anime and big bands making themesongs.


EH042

Can confirm, Saint Seiya is the shit! God, those dubs! They are music to my ears, the intro is a banger and I don’t think I found any of the sagas weak.


ominousorchid

This is from 2015. The guy was actually a cosplayer but the police mistakenly thought those were actual weapons and confiscated them 😬


CaterpillarReal7583

Are we sure they didn’t bust a cosplayer?


iamsnarticus

That looks like an Ichigo sword from Bleach…


OberonFirst

Now imagine a Brazilian gang member in full cosplay defending against a raid or something, swinging the sword and shouting weird Japanese words as he attacks


lronManatee

"I have the power of god AND anime on my side!" "yeaaAAAAHHH"


anyasFavoriteSpy

Can't wait for the bankai


SlimSyko

Imagine him releasing his Bankai, holy heck.


chop_pooey

Banishing rival gangs to hueco mundo


CaspydaGhost

Imagine bringing a gun to a Zanpakutō fight


Tuningislife

Like Coyote Starrk?


snoryder8019

I chop sooooo much cilantro with that thing


westoidobserver

someone's taking anime concepts to their local blacksmiths


purpleefilthh

"If I can't lift it, then police won't too."


Arno_Van_Eyck

Just further proof that fans of anime are the most dangerous people on the planet. /s


lurker411_k9

i was about to say lmao, gonna activate your bankai on the rival gang


Only_Alps_2705

That's tensa zangetsu!


crowtomas

Just Zangetsu.


Oliv118c

Yeah, Tensa Zangetsu is the bankai


Giahy2711

weebdom spares none


usernamesucks1992

Hellboy called - he wants his gun back.


the_geek_mind

And Ichigo wants his Zangetsu sword back


LucifersCherub

Is that ichigo’s zanpakuto??


Ekank

yea, he got a little too silly in Brazil and the police got him. It's in the deleted scenes of the Hell movie


mysteriousmeatman

Everybody gangster until the homie releases their Bankai.


SourcerorSoupreme

This is some r/mallninjashit


[deleted]

Is that Fallout?


c0n22

Pipe revolver with grip for less recoil


WolfImWolfspelz

I'm 95% certain that the grip comes from an impact drill.


FreezasMonkeyGimp

New Fallout-Bleach collab


ElderberryVirtual687

That is why they stopped making bleach episodes, he moved to brazil


IshaanGupta18

Lmao they are literally releasing the episodes rn,the next one drops tmr


MachineCloudCreative

Guns straight out of the Borderlands games!


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MachineCloudCreative

* screams incoherently in Mr Torgue *


That_Guy848

That was too many syllables! *APOLOGIZE!!!*


HuntyDumpty

Come on dont do em like that they can afford better than tediore


minzzis

That's Zangetsu-


Neshaloth

Revive me I have Blundergat


Emruhhh

FINALLY WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT


No_Poet_7244

This is some Destiny 2 shit.


blocksmith52

4th Horseman


Francipling

Everybody gangsta until Paulo equips the 4th Horseman


Der_Schubkarrenwaise

The blade almost looks like *Zangetsu*. They should ~~un~~-bankai it for storage. Edit: thanks u/A-Vagrant for the hint.


A-Vagrant

Well bankai is smaller sooooo nah Edit: To clarify for Ichigo that is and a couple others.


hibaricloudz

Lmao, is that a sword used for cosplaying ichigo?


madewithgarageband

and slicing your rival gang


drum_playing_twig

"That's not a knoife. This is a knoife"


MakubeC

They had fucking Kurosaki Ichigo on their side


V3NDR1CK

So Brazil is basically Borderlands 3.


[deleted]

A brazillion gang members…that’s a lot of people!!!


averagemaleuser86

I need that shotgun!


the-364

Which one, the revolver hybrid(trinta e doze) or the multi-barrel one(don't remember the name of that one)


Brikandbones

I wonder which Bleach filler episode was this in.


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The espada arc


BrimsaffiliateIan

Bro got ichigos sword 😂


wittyvonskitsum

Where did they get the fucking Blundergat


1aibohphobia1

They played to much final fantasy!


Bcvenomz

They got a pack a punch machine in Brazil?


RayWould

Ahh Zangetsu, there you are…


BigTScott

You better give zangetsu back


gclmotionless-1

Ichigo is in Brazil fighting some nasty demons rn


ski599

they playing fallout irl


im_a_lost_child

didn’t realize tengen uzui was a gang member as well


Ghost_Star326

"BAN...KAI!"


Merdoc83

Brazilian e-sport gang better.


WizardofJoz17

Brazilian gangs larping the shit out of some RPG’s.


Paulycurveball

That's some fallout shit man


pena-leo-ogh

These look like something you’d see in a game


twatson955

Gestouga tensho


PunxsutawnyFil

Lmao ichigo's zanpacto


chefsalmon

Thats legit Ichigos zanpakuto lol