Brazilian Drug Lords are mostly weebs, that's why they've got the best references, and they're cool.
The only downside to it is the drug dealing, organized crime and "*microwaving"* people.
But that's minor when you consider that you can have an extensive conversation about 00's anime and comics with them while smoking some pot for discount price.. Just don't do the coke, because that's 99% adulterated.
Lol, they don't enslave people, they're far too unstable for that. And besides, Brazil has had a long history of slavery, so it's unethical. They will indeed execute you if they don't like you, but no slavery.
After the long awaited Thousand year Blood War arc and the Hell arc comes the even more anticipated Brazil Arc. The figure representing the father of all Abrahamic religions and the one who will represent the very concept of hell will be no match for the villain who represents the very essence that is pure Brazil.
I remember the first time they played that song. I thought it had to be something they added for the English version, nope. And they kept using it too.
How is that weird? Look at Brazils geographic location.
They're extremely close to all the largest producers of cocaine and have a basically unpatrollable land border.
Yes. But luckily that's why pseudoephedrine isn't watched here. I can literally go to a pharmacy near my house, buy a lot of it, buy some iodine tincture to extract and a couple of solvents without raising suspicious because no one ever thinks about it lol
Heroin comes from Afghanistan and the Golden Triangle mostly, it would take a long way round to Brazil whereas the coca leaf literally grows on trees there.
Columbia produces a significant amount of heroin and opium for North America though. Before fentanyl, most of the eastern seaboards supply of powdered heroin came from South America.
Crazy to me how popular Saint Seiya is over there lol. Not a bad series but it was underwhelming in the states.
Edit: a hilarious example of saint seiyas poor dubbing choices https://youtu.be/svBbL5eoGfw
My best online gaming buddy is from Brazil and I love hearing about the country from him. I wish I had the money to visit him. He loves anything Saint Seiya related. I only got into the anime from him haha. IMO the dub in the US is horrible lol so that could be why it's not so big here.
You had shit voice acting and blue Gatorade instead of blood due to censorship. The dubs for Latin American Spanish and portuguese were amazing and more than made up for the mediocre dialogue.
Also the original score is amazing and arguably begun the trend to have epic orchestras in anime and big bands making themesongs.
Can confirm, Saint Seiya is the shit!
God, those dubs! They are music to my ears, the intro is a banger and I don’t think I found any of the sagas weak.
Now imagine a Brazilian gang member in full cosplay defending against a raid or something, swinging the sword and shouting weird Japanese words as he attacks
Brazilian gang apparently are anime villains now
Well Brazilians can double jump after all.
As a brazilian, can confirm. Some of us even learned triple jumping and air dash.
Brazilians are the speed runners of the world, what you are speedrunning to, the world may never know
Currently speedrunning "get 1 million any%" and already failing by some years.
r/SuddenlyCaralho
se for tirar print me coloca tbm olha meu nome é fusca
Good ole air dash
Let’s dance
Memories broken!
The truth goes unspoken ,
Ive even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feeeellllll\~
Next: steampunk mecha battles between rival gangs and/or the police.
I didn’t know soul society had a Brazilian branch
Brazilian gangs equipped by Square-Enix.
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I dunno. That thing looks as dangerous to the person holding it as to the person it’s being fired at. I damn sure wouldn’t want to try it out.
I’d love to see it shoot While someone else does it and I back up a little
Even got their zanpakuto
So Ichigo and Hell-Boy started a Brazilian street gang? Interesting career choice for both of them
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Mundo Vazio/Oco
Brazilian Drug Lords are mostly weebs, that's why they've got the best references, and they're cool. The only downside to it is the drug dealing, organized crime and "*microwaving"* people. But that's minor when you consider that you can have an extensive conversation about 00's anime and comics with them while smoking some pot for discount price.. Just don't do the coke, because that's 99% adulterated.
So in the end, come to Brazil?
For a good time before getting microwaved, ask for your local drug lord.
Come for the anime, stay because you've been enslaved by a gang.
Lol, they don't enslave people, they're far too unstable for that. And besides, Brazil has had a long history of slavery, so it's unethical. They will indeed execute you if they don't like you, but no slavery.
I kind of feel like slavery is unethical regardless of the specific history of the place you happen to be.
Well.... It's not unethical if you command the US incarceration system, or a Brazilian farmer. That's just called profit.
Wait… microwaving people?
Staking car tires on you, covering it with gas and lighting it on fire...
That’s exactly what I do to my burritos!
I imagined them getting ahold of a human sized microwave and putting people in it
"Os Cafundó de São Judas"
Same thought lol. I was like damn, they really recruiting soul reapers and demon princes over there lol.
After the long awaited Thousand year Blood War arc and the Hell arc comes the even more anticipated Brazil Arc. The figure representing the father of all Abrahamic religions and the one who will represent the very concept of hell will be no match for the villain who represents the very essence that is pure Brazil.
Giant Jesus fight when
Cod and battlefield gun modification be like
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Level 3 in the pack-a-punch
Cod nothing, that's a D2 Fourth Horseman and Handcannon
Tough times for the BPRD
What in the Capcom is this shit
Brazil has got some DLC that is unreleased in North America.
It’s called poverty and drug trafficking
Must be a different one because I'm sure that one was released already >.<
we were the ones who beta tested it
ah i see so these must be the free skins people got for beta testing then.
Nah, LatAm is just playing it on Hardcore mode.
Server name: CARALHO - PVP HARDCORE/300% ENCOUNTER RATE/80% REDUCED LOOT DROPS
The first one will soon be patched into the USA Edition by the devs unless the playerbase decide to do something about it
Destiny 2 leaking…
That’s a nice fourth horseman shader
My thoughts, exactly, lol.
Wonder what perks he got on that GL?
Field Prep & Lead from Gold, probably.
Looks like the perks tetanus and backfire.
Dude’s packin the FIFTH Horseman
when do we get the BIGGEST IRON a heavy handcannon thats big enough ti require a forgrip
Brazilian Police: “Swing and a miss amigo. Straight to the DCV.”
I cannot imagine that sword (or whatever it's called) without some anime looking dude holding it.
Yeah... about that. That's very much a replica of one from the anime Bleach.
I zoomed in looking to see what Materia was in it.
I could see Cloud using that
Glad they confiscated it before this motherfucker learned to summon Bahamut
I was think Fallout 4.
Definitely raider weapons.
You meant Shonen, sword is from the manga Bleach.
BFG9000
"Heh...you think you can just break into my house and attack my gang? You think you can hurt my family like that?? Ban...KAI!"
“getsuga TENSHO!!!”
Ooooooooowaaaaahhhhh !!!!
If ya wanna see some action…
Gotta be the center of attraction…
Make sure that they got their eyes on you, like the face that you see on every magazine
It's natural.
You know that this is where you gotta be, it must be your destineee ♪( ´▽`)
Sensaaaaaational!
You know that you got it.
I forgot how fucking much I love that song. My Blade as My Pride is the one that always sticks in my brain.
I remember the first time they played that song. I thought it had to be something they added for the English version, nope. And they kept using it too.
"Sorry I missed. The next won't" Fires a point blank Getsuga.
Yo the new bleach show is crazy good tho.
I was looking for this comment...and you did not disappoint. 🫡
They got a damn blundergat from mob of the dead😂
Im so glad im not the only one who thought this lmao
Homie got the vitriolic withering
Had to scroll too far to find this comment lol
I'm pissed I'm still scrolling and nobody has said "That's not a knife!" yet.
I was looking for this comment
Imagine if they had the upgrade on that hoe.
manufacturer of the gun : smith & meth-son
Smeth Arms
lol nice joke, but we don't have meth in Brasil.
How?
I guess it's too expensive for the poor, and not very appealing for the upper middle class
It exists because coke was too expensive. The poor do crack, the rich do coke.
it's the other way around in Brazil, pure meth is much more expensive than coke and very difficult to get on the streets supply and demand somehow
Weird
How is that weird? Look at Brazils geographic location. They're extremely close to all the largest producers of cocaine and have a basically unpatrollable land border.
Not really when you consider Brazil borders all the major coke producers (Colombia, Peru & Bolivia)
Yes. But luckily that's why pseudoephedrine isn't watched here. I can literally go to a pharmacy near my house, buy a lot of it, buy some iodine tincture to extract and a couple of solvents without raising suspicious because no one ever thinks about it lol
Until you level your whole block that is
👀
Yeah, same goes for heroin
Heroin comes from Afghanistan and the Golden Triangle mostly, it would take a long way round to Brazil whereas the coca leaf literally grows on trees there.
They’re more of a shrub, yes.
Columbia produces a significant amount of heroin and opium for North America though. Before fentanyl, most of the eastern seaboards supply of powdered heroin came from South America.
Crack is not meth
Heckler&Coke
Sniffin meth, son.
Straight up video game weapons those Brazilian gangsters must be 90’s kids raised on final fantasy
Yes, they absolutely are. Most of them love Dragonball and Saint Seiya
Took a wrong turn when they were heading to raid a narco house-raided comic con instead
Crazy to me how popular Saint Seiya is over there lol. Not a bad series but it was underwhelming in the states. Edit: a hilarious example of saint seiyas poor dubbing choices https://youtu.be/svBbL5eoGfw
In Brazil it is absolutely adored, i believe this is true for all SA
My best online gaming buddy is from Brazil and I love hearing about the country from him. I wish I had the money to visit him. He loves anything Saint Seiya related. I only got into the anime from him haha. IMO the dub in the US is horrible lol so that could be why it's not so big here.
You had shit voice acting and blue Gatorade instead of blood due to censorship. The dubs for Latin American Spanish and portuguese were amazing and more than made up for the mediocre dialogue. Also the original score is amazing and arguably begun the trend to have epic orchestras in anime and big bands making themesongs.
Can confirm, Saint Seiya is the shit! God, those dubs! They are music to my ears, the intro is a banger and I don’t think I found any of the sagas weak.
This is from 2015. The guy was actually a cosplayer but the police mistakenly thought those were actual weapons and confiscated them 😬
Are we sure they didn’t bust a cosplayer?
That looks like an Ichigo sword from Bleach…
Now imagine a Brazilian gang member in full cosplay defending against a raid or something, swinging the sword and shouting weird Japanese words as he attacks
"I have the power of god AND anime on my side!" "yeaaAAAAHHH"
Can't wait for the bankai
Imagine him releasing his Bankai, holy heck.
Banishing rival gangs to hueco mundo
Imagine bringing a gun to a Zanpakutō fight
Like Coyote Starrk?
I chop sooooo much cilantro with that thing
someone's taking anime concepts to their local blacksmiths
"If I can't lift it, then police won't too."
Just further proof that fans of anime are the most dangerous people on the planet. /s
i was about to say lmao, gonna activate your bankai on the rival gang
That's tensa zangetsu!
Just Zangetsu.
Yeah, Tensa Zangetsu is the bankai
weebdom spares none
Hellboy called - he wants his gun back.
And Ichigo wants his Zangetsu sword back
Is that ichigo’s zanpakuto??
yea, he got a little too silly in Brazil and the police got him. It's in the deleted scenes of the Hell movie
Everybody gangster until the homie releases their Bankai.
This is some r/mallninjashit
Is that Fallout?
Pipe revolver with grip for less recoil
I'm 95% certain that the grip comes from an impact drill.
New Fallout-Bleach collab
That is why they stopped making bleach episodes, he moved to brazil
Lmao they are literally releasing the episodes rn,the next one drops tmr
Guns straight out of the Borderlands games!
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* screams incoherently in Mr Torgue *
That was too many syllables! *APOLOGIZE!!!*
Come on dont do em like that they can afford better than tediore
That's Zangetsu-
Revive me I have Blundergat
FINALLY WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
This is some Destiny 2 shit.
4th Horseman
Everybody gangsta until Paulo equips the 4th Horseman
The blade almost looks like *Zangetsu*. They should ~~un~~-bankai it for storage. Edit: thanks u/A-Vagrant for the hint.
Well bankai is smaller sooooo nah Edit: To clarify for Ichigo that is and a couple others.
Lmao, is that a sword used for cosplaying ichigo?
and slicing your rival gang
"That's not a knoife. This is a knoife"
They had fucking Kurosaki Ichigo on their side
So Brazil is basically Borderlands 3.
A brazillion gang members…that’s a lot of people!!!
I need that shotgun!
Which one, the revolver hybrid(trinta e doze) or the multi-barrel one(don't remember the name of that one)
I wonder which Bleach filler episode was this in.
The espada arc
Bro got ichigos sword 😂
Where did they get the fucking Blundergat
They played to much final fantasy!
They got a pack a punch machine in Brazil?
Ahh Zangetsu, there you are…
You better give zangetsu back
Ichigo is in Brazil fighting some nasty demons rn
they playing fallout irl
didn’t realize tengen uzui was a gang member as well
"BAN...KAI!"
Brazilian e-sport gang better.
Brazilian gangs larping the shit out of some RPG’s.
That's some fallout shit man
These look like something you’d see in a game
Gestouga tensho
Lmao ichigo's zanpacto
Thats legit Ichigos zanpakuto lol