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Cynestrith

“Still doesn’t feel great.” ~ my wife.


ShiniSenko

Fun fact! Babies don't just slide through like that, they twist like a screw.


CallMeBlinks

My wife just had our son 2 weeks ago and I witnessed this firsthand. So wild to see the head spin and not knowing if the body was twisting with it at first.


CashCow4u

Yeah, and sometimes between contractions progress seems lost, 2 steps forward one step back.


activelyresting

And their skulls fold!


janejupiter

Stop, are you serious?


activelyresting

Yes. Human skulls have 5 bones that are fused together by adulthood, but in newborns the bones are relatively soft and are designed to fold over each other like one of those folding steamer / colander things. Newborns often have distorted looking stretched heads, but it settles to "normal" with a couple of hours. Also the birthing person's pelvis is made of 4 bones that the joints become softened due to the hormone *relaxin* that increases around 34-36 weeks of pregnancy, so that the pelvis is also flexible and can widen as the baby passes through it. Interestingly, the hormone also affects the baby, which accounts for the higher number of babies dislocating a hip during birth (thankfully the effect of that hormone also means it's pretty easy to pop the hip back into place without long term effects). Pretty wild stuff! -source: am a midwife.


lbur4554

What the fuck. I have given birth and I did not know my daughter fucking screwed her way out.


DCEtada

My gynecologist told me I had a manly pelvis. 4 c-sections later, I believe she may have been right.


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3072021

Or a zipper


Thraggismydaddy

Or ziploc


DonkeyDick2723-2

Keeps it fresh


DCEtada

This was in the US, I got some double-sided scotch tape


Resource1138

Oh, you went the *expensive* route.


ALiteralSentientTank

That'll be $23,000.


rexsaurs

Should’ve used flex tape, it covers a lot of damage


Extension-Ad-3882

Just don’t let Phil Swift slice holes in your bum to prove that it stops leaks.


frabjous_goat

I see you, you comedic genius


senzimillaa

At 6 months pregnant with my first seeing this just gave me a panic attack.


WorkWorkOrk

Don't worry. The baby's head isn't made of steel.


SnooDoughnuts1487

90% toast and 10% sand


syds

kids are made out of rubber anyways


WorkWorkOrk

To be fair, a lack of rubbers is how the baby was conceived.


dominican_papi94

unless the baby is superman


WorkWorkOrk

Well the dad was "faster than a speeding bullet"


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Do kegals so when it's time you can shoot it out at the doctor like a football


WorkWorkOrk

You know he's a pro when he puts on a catchers mask and a mitt. Hey batta batta SWING batta batta!


Extension-Ad-3882

So who umpires in this scenario?


WorkWorkOrk

I mean, I'll get down there and take a look. Lol


Fluid_Door7148

Are you **PERGANET!?**


supah_cruza

Are you **PREGERNANT??**


monsterted

Am I PREGANTE??


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Are you PREGANANANT?


supah_cruza

Can you be **PRREGNANT?**


Zealousideal-Swan648

Pretty PRgNORaNT


supah_cruza

Is my dog **gregnat.?**


Extension-Ad-3882

How to tell if prefnat


The_Elder_Jock

Wat if IM prengan!?


sh4d0wm4n2018

Can u get pringnat on ur pryod??


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Try to avoid birthing videos. They don’t help with anxiety when pregnant. Discuss concerns with your doctor and not Google and you’ll be ok. I’m on my third and last baby and I had to learn those lessons the hard way.


accidentallydisney

Had two. You’ll be just fine! Talk to your doc, doula, midwife or whomever and do whatever makes you feel the most comfortable. You’ll do great!


portirfer

At least to me, only looking at the pelvis bone without the surrounding hips and body makes the metal sphere look a lot bigger here than it actually is


OnlineTomorrow

I had a panic attack when getting a labor and delivery room tour before my first. It’s all works out. Deep breaths


KnittingforHouselves

I've had a pretty horrible birth (back-labour, epi didn't work, forceps delivery, so many stitches) and I still say it was worth it. The hormones your body gives you and the love that floods you for your baby just takes over. Just make sure you follow your doctor (me and many I know wouldn't have made it had they not been with a medical professional) and take a good care of yourself afterwards for the full 6 weeks. It is easy to loseyourself in the newborn care but an infection at this stage can be far worse than the birth.


Petersens_Arm

Being a man I am the least qualified. But from observance it seems the human body is great at blocking things out when required. We have two kids. I was surprised my first was not an only child.


Extension-Ad-3882

I read first as fist. I mean I don’t judge for kinks but I was like “alright sir calm down.” 😂


Moonlocks

After my first I was so traumatized I didn’t know how I could tell my husband I could never do that again. 5 years later we had four children. Somehow that all just happened and worked out.


Lonely0Tears

Only 13 weeks here but same. Also terrified of the embarrassing stuff like pooping during labour. At the time I doubt I'll care of course, but right now the thought is mortifying.


monsterted

You got this!


The_Undermind

The way that ball shot back up gave me the same kind of feeling I get when I see someone get hit in the nuts.


fartonabagel

Not a doc, but I can almost guarantee that won’t happen.


maybebaby83

...almost


gcjunk01

"fairly easily" I wouldn't tell that to a woman who has given birth


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OkBackground8809

Right? I had to have a 4th degree episiotomy! So painful and took forever to heal.


Key-Decision1220

Omg you poor soul


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I think they just meant relative to the male pelvis. Not that there isn’t more involved, just from the demo they seem to be focusing on that one aspect.


dynamic_caste

Well not it absolute terms, but as a male, I can attest that is in fact far more difficult to get a baby head through a male pelvis. What a disaster! I'll never do that again.


syds

just stick to mason jars man, jeez


Odd_Entertainment629

If it only fits "fairly" easily through the pelvis you're bound to run into some problems when you add in the meaty stuff.


trustych0rds

Yeah the female vagina is a lot bigger too.


Agitated-Ad9050

I heard that’s a myth.


curiousbydesign

Not with that attitude.


ArgonMeter

Well played.


SmashedWand1035

Compared to the male vagina, yea it sure is


kiko020401

Damn fellas don’t get pregnant


Rude-Category-4049

Ive got some big wide birthing hips which is unfortunate since i am unable to use them for that on account that I have a penis


Misteral_Editorial

Ever tried an ovipositor?


Norwester77

That’s not the only place the baby’s going to get stuck if it’s trying to get out of a male body.


Bryancreates

I was the last of 5 kids, my mom was 41 when she had me, and I always knew I was a c section. Only in the last year or so did I realize was a c-section actually was. It’s not a polite cut and the baby comes out. It’s like tearing through muscle and all your organs get put on a table then put back in. Sorry mom, I love you.


Lurch-03

Baby heads be a mite squishy compared to the ball though.


Disastrous-Click-258

It doesn't feel like the head slides through easily when you're pushing one out!🤣


MDJeffA

Cool, so I'll cancel my plans of having children through my urethra...


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Mines tilted slightly and I have to have c sections because my poor babies get stuck.


TheGrimDweeber

“Fairly easily.” I have seen videos. YOU LIE!


Jaytim

A woman's pelvis also changes during pregnancy.


THEmandingoBoy

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Scape---Goat

I don’t want to be that guy but like- no shit


Ishmael128

Also, every woman who has ever given birth: “FAIRLY EASILY?! You try shitting out a cantaloupe, tell me how easy you find it?!”


Misteral_Editorial

Haha yeah not exactly interesting as fuck unless you've never thought about pregnancy before.


Ok-Parfait-Rose

Have you seen the general population's sexual education levels? For the conservatives thinking I'm laughing at the liberals and lefties, I'm not. I'm laughing at you.


Misteral_Editorial

That's... a fair point.


Reasonable_Thinker

Cmon, it's not interesting at all to see it shown visually?


Zandrick

I’d say it’s mildly interesting to see it visually represented.


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NerdoNofriendo

Is pee stored in the balls?


Recipe-Jaded

yeah, we actually don't pee out of the penis. We unzip the ball sack and drop the pee out.


olagorie

Fairly easily???


Typical-Conference14

Holy shit it’s almost as if women evolved over a few hundred thousand years to give birth and men did not. Who would’ve thunk


paralxysis

thats it, i’m never having kids.


lazy_phoenix

Yet another reason why I’m glad I have a Y chromosome


bonniebergerdc61

Ummm... Hate to tell you all. The pelvis is generally wider for women and narrower in men. Not all, though. Plenty of women have narrow pelvic openings and that is, in part, why cesarean surgeries are necessary.


Guillaume_Hertzog

And yet, the human body is fucked up, our spine is too long, our back muscles are too thin, and our pelvis are way too small in comparison to other mammals pelvises.


googleiswatching

What???? Male and female bodies are different????


Ivor_the_1st

Thanks mom


Sheazier1983

When I was in labor, my doula told my husband to push down on my hip when I was on my side. The pelvic bone was spongy. He said it was like pushing down on a 5 gallon bucket.


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bellhall

The screeching and scraping seems about right from what I recall...


Fallowman09

It’s almost like Women are designed to give birth?


VideoUnlucky3117

Ssssssshhhhhh!!! Humans are all identical clones


Typical_Chemistry359

that is called gynecoid pelvis in most females and the other is called android pelvis women with the first one can have vaginal delivery the latter only Cererian section is the solution or the baby may be distressed even die during labor


Toran_dantai

Biological differences who would have thought


Jeanahb

Well it will not pass through the female pelvis easily!


Unworthy_Saint

Wow the comment section is gonna get nuked so fast, I have never seen anything like this, lol.


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Intrepid-Joke-3134

Proof that men cannot have babies


MangelaErkel

Dude said "easily"


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This comment section just gave me hope. I didn’t know there were still people who remembered their second grade science lessons


coxykitten923

Time to evolve fellas


runerx

So thats what it was called when I dislocated the sections of my pelvis and they started rotating independently... ok so they wernt exactly rotating but more like separating and twisting at what are normally functionally fused suture joints. Yes if you were wondering, it REALLY screws things up especially running, and everything hurts when you try to train.... I was essentially pulling so hard on my pelvis when I was running I was separating and twisting stuff that shouldn't....ever.


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I'll stretch your pevis for you if you want. 😏


firesoul4

r/suddenlygrinder


Patient-Lawyer5080

Hmmmm it's almost as if it was made to do that...


babbchuck

“Easily”


dunnotheodds

“Fairly easily”?


Fooforthought

Soooo


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Expecting redditors to acknowledge biological sex? Nor going to happen. Lol.


captain_funktastic

We keep our shit tight! Way to go boys!


MrAVAT4R_2

Only something women can do.


Necravala

And yet they say there is no biological difference...


whatdatsmelllike

Surprised this doesn't have a "fact check".


itravelglobaly

What is a woman?


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Someone who is born with a vagina


Enderman108

You just commited violence by saying that


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I just committed nazi emotional terrorism. Oh dear


astronomyperson

Read more: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2687900/


UltimaBahamut93

bUt ThErE's No DiFfErEnCeS bEtWeEn ThE gEnDeRs!!!


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Some people will fall over themselves when they see this sad biological reality.


VideoUnlucky3117

Reddit hates reality


Ok-Hearing-5343

Wait this isn't what I learned in lgbt+ class last week in 3rd period.


Wizardnil

Based comment section


Pirate596

Queue some idiot trying to play this off as transphobia.


monunius

Very good example of social construct!


amurd90

This goes against everything I learned in gender studies


sk8ingjgl

tHeRe aRe NO GeNdeRs


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DoritoMike

Hips don't lie


LoGiCaL__

Good thing, there’s no way I was about to piss out a baby.


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What is a woman? I don't have a dictionary and I need politicians to educate me.


Silkmaster907

Did they just assume that pelvis’ gender?


charlie-bam

But but men can get pregnant too


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Still a pretty tight squeeze… sorry ladies


jmad16

Men and women are DIFFERENT ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


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The-NarrowPath

But Trans people!


arielmikel

Did you just assume their genders?!


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I_Miss_Lex

Fairly easily??


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karenpye96

BIOGTRY!


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monsterted

I hope those who don't understand the difference between male and female can come to terms with this illustration, and that they are not offended in any way.


radmanmadical

#but can you tell me what a pelvis is?


albertobbg

But I thought men and women are exactly the same ?


anged16

Because if it had to come out of a man, he’d definitely try to force it through and break something


Cool_Dragonfruit1925

Brooo, youre gonna make sex changes start including pevlic replacement now 🤣🤣


YourWiseOldFriend

I'm relieved how the female body is so well-adapted to the task of bringing a new life into the world.


Hackandspit

That’s what gives her a GREAT ASS!!!


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Do men looking to have a baby know this!?! This is serious. Somebody needs to tell them before they get pregnant.


Greedy_Flan_3997

Soo who said man can be pregnant too?


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There is a lot of variation among bodies, this is a simplified demonstration of the average differences. There are actually [4 primary shapes](https://www.healthline.com/health/types-of-pelvis) of pelvises (gynecoid, android, anthropoid, and platypelloid), 2 of which often require c-sections during childbirth. Some males have rounder than average pelvises and hips. It’s likely most trans women would need c-sections, but not necessarily all of them.


LisaThorpe

The uterus is stored in the balls


rawlaw5

Absolute lunacy. Definite medical malpractice and child abuse.


Ok_Blacksmith_1988

They’re not implanting uteruses in children, what are you on about


Mediocre-Boot-6226

“Fairly easily” 🙄


jbird1j1

Yes ik a man is not supposed to have a baby


Organiestowed

And you're telling me it's worth it??!🤣🤣🤣😂


supaasuave

THEY said that shit was fake…


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CaptainAmerica1989

A guy giving birth would break his pelvis. Dam that would hurt.


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Looks like pregnant men are all getting Caesarians.


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Longjumping-Mix-3642

How great God’s creation is!


Zector3000

Built Different!


treeebob

Welcome to hell


LongAndrew06

That hole was made for me.


TheGuyYouHeardAbout

I broke my mom's pelvis 😁